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"Naked Pilot, Flight Attendant Charged with Romp in Woods"
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Naked Pilot, Flight Attendant Charged with Romp in Woods
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — It may have been a love connection for a young pilot and flight attendant, but it caused a ruckus Sunday night in the woods near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Jeffrey Bradford and Adrianna Connor, both 24, ate at a diner before they took a walk, and, as an investigating police officer says they told him, decided to "do it" in the woods.
They weren't discreet enough, though, and people in the neighborhood phoned police to report a naked man and drunken woman. A helicopter with heat-sensing gear located pilot Bradford hiding behind a shed, his only attire flip-flops and a wristwatch.
He's charged with public drunkenness and indecent exposure.
They also arrested the flight attendant. She faces an additional charge of theft because police say she swiped a flashlight. Their company, Pinnacle Airlines, has put both on suspension.
ichiban!
Its my birthday!
FIRST!!!
Pilots and Flight attendants need love too! First?!
First!! GO Canada!
haha nice…
BORING!!!! Almost first!
Uh this is like WAY OLD. Thanks for being CURRENT.
Where's the common sense these days? A couple of decades ago, they would have seen that they were professionally employed, handed them their clothes and hailed a cab and sent them home, red faced. Time spent on this type of pecadillo in the justice system is time taken away from legitimate criminal offences. When did America become such a humorless society? Pffft.
i love it when ppl say FIRST and they arent first
If they were not hurting anyone and no one could "see" them this should have remained private!
GRAVITY MAKES U HORNEY
oh give me a break…. what a waste of tax payers money by using a heat seeking helicopter. Thats BS
Theft?! come on now… I wouldn't like to see nakedness in my backyard either, but for them to use a helicopter over something so stupid?! waste of gas… shit….
I agree with Pfft!
…so weird that this is news….
public drunken fucking……SOOOOOOO
perez i love you
I can't believe you can get arrested for this.
here you go
Off topic: I know they are loathsome, but I what to knock up both Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. I would fill the both of them up like the world was ending. I have issues.
I work with a guy who went to high school with the pilot. The guy I work with said the kid was a douche even in high school.
OMGGGGGG
-= they used a helicopter with heat-sensing gear to find two naked people? really? =-
Come on Perez I heard this last week!!
You will "report" about this but you won't answer my email?
Oh they just love to show off their heat seeking heli's. Too bad they didnt need to use "the jaws of life" to rescue them.
Agreed. TWO EMPLOYED PEOPLE, CONSENSUAL. Waste of taxpayer's money to take this thing further.
bfd…..
Haha I went to high school with Jeff Bradford. This is hilarious….
as usual fatty perez is late in reporting a very lame story..fatty, mario..you suck.
Perez talks just like Brian Bauer.
that is so mean! they did not need to arrest them.
I heard about this over a week ago…why am I not an international celebrity blogger with my own tv show and radio show and clothing line and whatever the fuck other self promotion I can come up with?!? Dag nabbit.
Who cares
good. at least there's proof at least two people are actually getting it on. cause i don't know of anyone else who is these days. besides disgusting porn.
Ummm ok ok, the whole thing is rediculous…..however…did anyone see the part about the "charge of theft" for the flashlight? Why was she using a flashlight in the first place?? lol did you mean to return it LOL…..come on….why don't you arrest the people are are murdering people. like come on….
…Everyone seemed to miss one VERY important element. This guy is a PILOT..which means he is repsonsible for passsengers' lives!…if hi sbrain is in his d**k don't you think his judgemnet "errors" might endanger lives?
What a dumb f**K!
What this article doesn't say is..that the flashlight that the flight attendent stole was out the Fire Cheifs car that she had broken into. This happened in a town close to mine. What happened is they some how got seperated so the lady thought it better to break into a car to steal a flash light so that she could find the man. craziness!
This is akin to a nakid skinny dip, minus the water. Can't a couple sneak off and get a little anymore, without being hunted down by a chopper with heat seeking gear? Good. Lord.
Why is it such a big deal? Everyone's done something like that before, just not everyone gets caught. They weren't on duty so it shouldn't effect their jobs.
booooooooooyahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hahahahaha, young, dumb and full of cum!
Oh man come on, why did they loose their jobs?? Gimme a break, this is so bigoted, like they were the first ones to fool around in the woods. And how gives a shit? I mean, hello..???.. I bet there is someone out there doing it in the woods or wherever and I don´t care…
See I did it ones in a confessional… and I mean this is sick!! Hahaha
(But it was good btw.)
hah this is great.
WTF? two people decide to have sex in a wood and then they send out a helicopter with heat-sensing gear to sniff them out? get out of it, this could really only happen in america…!!!
43rd????
Re: WTF – A confessional?!? Lolol.
Give them their jobs back!!! Sexual relations is God's will!!! Party Poopers!!!
Redonculous!!!
BULLSHIT!!!
What a waste of our resources. A helicopter to arrest people having sex? Wow horrible criminals better lock them up. Let's see how much of our populations we can send to prison for a bunch of bullshit reasons.
WHAAAAAA??????? This guy is 24 and he's a commercial pilot??? Yeah, that'll make me feel confident the next time I fly the obviously "friendly" skies.
ooooooo
a fumble in the jungle!!
nice!
I am all for spontaneous ugly bumping in the open air. But at least make sure no one can see you. No one wants to see that shiz. Really.
There was a gay bar up the road that had a habit of people sneaking out back behind the bar to have public sex. It was some thrill thing going on. The people who owned houses by the lake behind the building said you could see what was going on clear as daylight. And no one really said anything until someone saw people smoking "crack" (it was really meth) behind there while getting it on. The place was raided and shut down.
They tried to play it off like it was the police harassing them because they were gay. *rolleyes*
Big deal. Go catch some drug dealers. I'm more concerned that this company has a 24 year-old pilot. Nothing against 24 year-olds, but for flying they need to spend more time with an experienced pilot. I hope that's what they meant.
Re: KevinK – They were probably breaking out the glasses of wine and the binoculars until the drugs were spotted…yet your example is still different from one random couple getting caught in a (smirk) pickle where things just go wrong for them one by one…there's one tale for the grandkids…
he saw her flaps down spanked her tail number and parked his airbus in her tight hanger. I hope she worked for virgin.when the economy went sour she along with her passengers are only offered nuts to eat but she got a dog too.you can also request a kosher dog if Captain Lipshitz is the pilot.
Re: Pffft. – haha. hit the nail on the head. seriously…they are wasting time & taxes with these two? They were just having fun…maybe a little irresponsibly, but just give 'em a talking to and send them on their way. no need to go into any legal action. THAT'S irresponsible.
this is typical harrisburg, pa scandal. there's nothing to do in this town….they must've been bored.
I'm glad they got caught. Who cares what the stewardess does on her own time? The stewardess can keep her job but if he doesn't have any better judgment than that I would not want him flying me anywhere.
Re: OOOOOOPS. Said: They were probably breaking out the glasses of wine and the binoculars until the drugs were spotted… –
No, they were trying to keep their kids inside. They however, didn't want to spoil anyone's fun until they saw the drugs. More than likely the drugs were involved the whole time. They just didn't see it till then. And yes I realize these are different instances, but still. If you wanna do some nature humping, make sure you aren't in view. While one should have choices etc, others should be able to choose to be able to NOT see that. I mean there are tons of 24 year old I don't want seeing bumping uglies. :\
THIS IS SO PITIFUL! TWO GROWN CONSENTING ADULTS CANNOT HAVE SEX WITHOUT GOING TO JAIL???? STUPID PEOPLE RULE THIS WORLD.
Re: BAMAMOM says THIS IS SO PITIFUL! TWO GROWN CONSENTING ADULTS CANNOT HAVE SEX WITHOUT GOING TO JAIL???? STUPID PEOPLE RULE THIS WORLD. –
Um, re-read what went on. No one got arrested simply for having sex. There are decency in public laws (Thank God). I don't care what people do in their own house, or out of public view.
However that doesn't stop people that shouldn't wear spandex from wearing it..
That is why I try to stay away from state fairs.
Interesting…
Without even reading it, I have **loathed* stews my entire life (flight attendant being a fancy word) — and their mile high club. Having my one, true love marry one makes me hate 'em even more…and that was a long time ago.
You have to be kidding me, don't police have anything better to do??!?!?!
Who gives a rats ass! The world should be more concerned with child abuse, spousal abuse, hate crimes, predjudice, etc not 2 adults lovin' one another. Unfartin real!
I love how people think that because this guy is a pilot, he should use better judgment and they wouldn't want him flying them anywhere and blah blah blah. I'm 24 and an airline pilot and I enjoy going out, drinking my ass off and being inappropriate in public. Then a couple mornings later I put on my uniform and focus on flying airplanes. I get paid less than $25,000/yr and I'm rarely home and the flying public expects me not to have a fun life when I am home…give me a break.
a pilot?at 24??? id give him a go in a wood! f*ck it, u only live once!! lmfao
If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise…
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise…
Hahahaha!
Re: Pffft. – America has been a socially humorless society now for, let me see, 232 years. Repressed, closed-minded, uptight. At least the part that makes and enforces the laws. Heat sensing devices and helicopters for indecent exposure? No wonder we are paying >$4/gal gas…maybe some of this fervor and technology could be focused to getting us weaned off of war-causing foreign oil? Just a thought.
lame… what u do in the woods has nothing to do with your work. the suspension is doin too much.
what goes on in the woods, must stay in the woods!!
Osama Bin Laden
LOL this is funny and sad. But, I'm wondering who reported a flashlight stolen to the police? Just how expensive was that flashlight?!?! That is just petty behavior…..
Gotta love it!
What a fucked up country the USA is!!
It's legal to give away handguns with the purchase of new cars (Kansas City), yet god forbid if someone gets caught having sex (which harms no one, when one gets right down to it)!
GEEEZ !!!!!!!!!!!
you know…..crew members are people too!
How many of YOU ALL haven't gotten intimate in such places??????
Go flight sisters and brothers …GO!
Re: Pffft. –
Give me a break…..
Have you NEVER gotten nasty in "inappropriate" places? If you haven't…give it a try! Danger adds to the fun!
Signed, a flight att. and member of the MHC….
Re: Saizo – Saizo,
An airplane flashlight isn't exactly cheap….they are custom made for the plane, have a safety "holder" in case there is a crash, God forbid, so it stays in it's place. Also…if there is an emergency flight crews are brainwashed into going to the nearest available safety eqpt……sucks for you if you are a victim in a crash and can't see the exit b/c the flashlight wasn't where it was supposed to be to wave you to the exit…..kishiksa@aol.com
Pan Am used to require their flight attendants to carry their own…in addition to the FAA required ones on board.
so wen r they realeasing the deets on their sex story? RAUNCHY!
they were clearly not working at the time, so they are just a man and woman as far as I am concerned.
hahaha i used to work as a flight attendant for pinnacle in memphis tn
IDIOTS! they have FREE hotel rooms to have all the sex they want in.
how dumb can you be?
actually.. they were working.
i used to be a flight attendant for pinnacle airlines.
when you are on a layover in a city, the company is paying for your room and board and also paying you per diem while you are in another city. so technically you are on their time.
Re: tia –
actually.. they were working.
i used to be a flight attendant for pinnacle airlines.
when you are on a layover in a city, the company is paying for your room and board and also paying you per diem while you are in another city. so technically you are on their time.
Big Fuckin Deal! Consenting adults laying some rail, maybe creating the next president of the United States. Helicopers using heat seaking equipment …… What the Fuck is going on here! Go catch some murders, rapists and thieves!!! Leave the pilot and Flight Attendant alone while they're knocking socks!
are yu serious??? lol… they caused a ruckus over THAT? C'MON!!! Like yu never done it/ wants to do it MY GOSH stupid cops I bet secretly, including the judge, AND the airline bosses, AND their mothers fathers grandparents would bee up for the same thing if they had a sense of adventures and were handed the opportunity, what a bunch of bulshit trying to act all we're the appriopriate conscending adults so we shall punish these couple. DUmb dumv dumv
Re: Hyde –
Ummm, if you think that this is an unusual age for regional pilots…then you are in for a rude awakening! By this age, most aspiring commercial pilots have completed all of their required hours, and have had other jobs flying smaller aircraft. I'd say 22-24 is a prime age that many young pilots get started with a serious regional carrier….And know it was Pinnacle, I wouldn't be surprised if he was even CAPTAIN of the flight, hahaha.
AND, its perfectly legal and even COMMON for flight crews to drink and hook up on longer overnights….You silly kids are so naive.
I totally heart tht I could see myself doing tht lol
How funny that the airline name is… PINNACLE, as in climax. Teeheehe
fucking in the woods should be legal
This is why they call it, "The Wild"..
Haha. I live in Harrisburg. This is funny that this local news made it onto this site. Im still shocked as hell that the cops took their precious time they spend harrassing kids and busting the local drug dealers to take time to look for these dumb fucks. Theres a motel right up the street from where the man was found that charges 10$ a night. They shoulda just shacked up there. Hope there enjoying dauphin county prison.
yeaaa…..Jeff is my neighbor…..
perez you keap posting this about a week after they happen. this, like so many of your "news" posts was on fox & friends last week. are you a closet republican that can't get enough of fox news? it is fair & balanced!!
why didn't they just go get freaky in the airplane bathroom like everyone else?
BS.
WHO CARES?????? TELL US MORE ABOUT THE NEWBORNS, ISLA MARCHELINE AND AMELINE JANE JOLIE-PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.weird news…kinda funny though
nice nice
Re: chrisjman blabberred America has been a socially humorless society now for, let me see, 232 years. Repressed, closed-minded, uptight. At least the part that makes and enforces the laws. Heat sensing devices and helicopters for indecent exposure? No wonder we are paying >$4/gal gas…maybe some of this fervor and technology could be focused to getting us weaned off of war-causing foreign oil? Just a thought. –
Wow I am surprised you couldn't fit any other political zealous or xenophobic comments out there. And you got it all wrong. Just like in America, we are free from having to see naked people copulating in public if we don't want to. You know, there are hotels for that. And hey, if you do want to get a thrill and sneak out and have sex where others can see you for the thrill, don't be a whiney bitch if you get caught and go on about freedoms and that other silliness that has nothing to do with why you got busted. It makes that person look silly.
Re: Athie Luffs Ya said: That's why the call it the wild –
But it wasn't in the wild. So..
Re: OLD NEWS says silly things about Fox news –
Because only Repubs watch Fox news… how silly.
Since it's the #1 station for news in the US I guess that means the US is over-run by Repubs! But that's not true either.. hmm..