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Try Not To Laugh

Filed under: Reality Television > Tara Reid > Australiastic

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Remember Tara Reid????

The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.

But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.

Haaaaa!

Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!



610 comments to “Try Not To Laugh”

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  1. babs says – reply to this
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    firsttt

  2. Shaniqua Johnson says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  3. Rash Manly says – reply to this
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    Perhaps she is ready to
    design a line of handbags,
    or sell leggings…

  4. d says – reply to this
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    d

  5. claire says – reply to this
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    I never understood why she is so hated for doing the same things Paris and Lindsay do. Can anyone explain it?

  6. hihi says – reply to this
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    Oh, poor Tara. Maybe they like middle aged whores there:)) Lucky her!

  7. Reminder! says – reply to this
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    Perez, you seem to forget ther aren't any A-list actors on Dancing With the Stars in the US either!!

  8. alonsotorres says – reply to this
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    if tara reid is so d-list why do u bother writing about her?

  9. Evelyn Smith says – reply to this
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    Why is everyone on this website so fucking cruel? We've all been up, and we've all been down. One day no one will take your calls either. Asshole.

  10. Fuck says – reply to this
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    I would still fuck her.

  11. PIG FACE NOBODY says – reply to this
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    ha bitch!

  12. Rammy says – reply to this
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    That tacky bitch

  13. JenCar says – reply to this
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    Perez, can't you ever cut this broad a break.

  14. naty547 says – reply to this
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    ehhh fuck australia….i work in a catering hall, and yesterday i worked at an australian wedding…THOSE BITCHES DON'T TIP!!! so who gives a shit about those assholessssss

  15. mee says – reply to this
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    oUCH

  16. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this
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    Lick my gooey blood clots!! Period blood tastes like gummy worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Dilara says – reply to this
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    Perez, just wanted to say you ROCK!
    Tara should just give it up, I mean come on…
    lots of greetings from Hollaaaaaand!

  18. 18

    gotta love oz

  19. Juls says – reply to this
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    4th poor tara!

  20. 20

    whattt?

  21. speckles throbwell says – reply to this
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    shes a mess

  22. pete says – reply to this
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    hahahahaahaha

  23. ALB says – reply to this
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    I'm Australian and I wouldn’t consider her to be A list, I don’t know why Australia bothers to pay these no hopers mega bucks to come out!

  24. 24

    Jebus, she is pathetic.

  25. josie says – reply to this
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    perez dont insult australians! she is not A list here! Stay home skank

  26. VOTE FOR HILLARY, TERRORIST WIN says – reply to this
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    hi

  27. Limbo says – reply to this
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    Re: naty547 – thats because in austraila they don't tip. You douchebag cunt!

  28. T says – reply to this
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    actually shes considered c-list in aus ;)

  29. lex says – reply to this
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    Tara is NOT a-list in australia, we just dont have many celebrities here and most have already been on the show!

  30. Marky says – reply to this
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    She may be "D" list, but she's still more famous/talented/attractive/you name it - than you will ever be. Stop the hate.

  31. JON says – reply to this
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    WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TARADISE? BEST SHOW EVER… I MISS THE OLD TARA FROM URBAND LEGENDS AND AMERICAN PIE!! SHE DID MAKE A REALLY GOOD LIFETIME MOVIE RECENTLY CALLED DEVILS POND… SHE SHOULD COME OUT WITH A SKANKY CLOTHING LINE LIKE HEIDI MONTAG!

  32. suckonthis says – reply to this
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    Stupid Aussies…

  33. Lety says – reply to this
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    Why do people hate on her so much? Sucks for her…

  34. Sophie says – reply to this
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    DWTS is not even A-List here. We had an 80 year-old Olympian shimmying around the place a couple of years ago which shows you just how lacklustre our version is. No one cares about Tara Reid in Australia, we wouldn't be impressed. Geez Perez, give us some credit!

  35. celebrity gossip says – reply to this
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    thanx friend

  36. nancycampbellslut says – reply to this
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    Common drunk. Gonna look great @ 40.

  37. hahaha says – reply to this
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    This shit is TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  38. santa fe monkey says – reply to this
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    i hope see gets HERPES from that guy next to her. nice COLD SORE dude!

  39. BondageBarbie says – reply to this
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    Oh,she is not too bad,I think she is kind of funny

  40. marissa says – reply to this
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    SHE IS NOT A LIST IN Australia.
    Dont put down our sacred land.
    I thought you loved the Aussies Perez…
    Wash your mouth out for saying that

  41. blairr says – reply to this
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    this is what her career has come to…

  42. Chippy says – reply to this
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    No Perez - She is still D List here too… I think DWTS are just really desperate right now…

  43. L35L13 says – reply to this
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    Why insult the Australians? They probably care about her as much as we do.

  44. Steve Drill says – reply to this
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    Tara… Who?

    She done any porn? Any, interspecies erotica?

  45. Sam says – reply to this
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    Perez must have forgotten he was D-list enough to go on Celebrity Rap Superstar

  46. 46

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! THANKS FOR MAKING MY AFTERNOON TARRA… TAYRA…. NO WAIT…. TARA!!!

  47. Anita says – reply to this
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    she is doing what Paris, Lindsey and others do, clubbing, drinking and complaining about the paparazzi.

    One question; how much money did she make back in her filming career to support her lifestyle she has now?

  48. eret says – reply to this
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    my cousin is on that show!

  49. eret says – reply to this
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    thats because in australia it's not customary to tip. we pay you for the job you do and don't beleive you're entitled to anything extra, really.Re: naty547

  50. Bec from Australia says – reply to this
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    Hey now naty547, not all Australians are cheap bastards!!!
    And poor Tara my ass….she's not really A-List here, the "STARS" on dancing with the stars aren't exactly rolling in tv offers…they are usually trying to save their flagging careers!

  51. cascaz says – reply to this
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    your so mean about this girl perez… what heinous crime did she ever committ?? party?have fun?wud'nt suck your cock? your always giving her such a hard time, why perez why, it's not cool

  52. Hamish says – reply to this
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    What you have A-list stars on Dancing with the Stars? Here in Australia she's as second rate as the rest of the fame whores on that show.

  53. tara what a dork says – reply to this
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    as opposed to being a colon cowboy ;;may i push in your stool???

  54. SHE LOOKS BAD! says – reply to this
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    OMG, she looks so bad. I'd sue my plastic surgeon. Why do Hollywood docs always do such suck ass jobs?

  55. jagexpress says – reply to this
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    Ahahahahahaha **** no no Wait! *Ahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa* Okay, Okay ….. *Ahaaaaaahhahahhha* *Chocking* …

    Gotta Go …. *Ahhhahhahhaahha*

  56. where is says – reply to this
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    the great and word powerfull bathog i miss your great comments

  57. 57

    Ali Lohan, behold your future if your mom keeps "managing" your life. RUN,ALI, RUN!!!

  58. 58

    H.A.M

  59. MARK says – reply to this
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    Sorry Perez but Tara is not even A-list in Australia….i'd still f*uck her though!

  60. Tiffa says – reply to this
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    Tara Reid isn't an A-list celeb in Australia. She appeared on a really low budget internet ad. That's as far as she goes in Australia. Glad we can't claim her as our own!

  61. aussiechick says – reply to this
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    Australia isnt dumb perez, weve been trying to get rid of her for AGESSSSS

  62. Jow says – reply to this
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    wtf?

  63. aussiechick says – reply to this
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    Re: naty547 – fuck off you stupid bastard, we dont tip because in australia our pay isnt that dumb that we RELY on tipping to eat that week!!

  64. Meg says – reply to this
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    Nope! She's no A- list here! Theyre just desperate because they have no "stars" left to be on the show due to the fact that the're aren't that many here. Also, the previous "stars" have just been soap stars and unknown chess players so the standard is very low anyway!

  65. TehDevil says – reply to this
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    Let's look at this a different way shall we? Tara Reid is still more than fuckable, she seems like she'd be fun to party with, has several pretty good movies under her belt, etc..
    Perez is a fat sack of shit who makes a living writing about others, while living vicariously through them. Not to mention he would'nt dare say anything bad about that whore PARIS HILTON, which is odd considering most of L.A. has gotten herpes or crabs from her!! But hey…..she has a reality show!!! I guess that's A-list in the pink haired ass pirates eyes!

  66. 66

    She's purdy thou….

  67. Jess says – reply to this
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    She is not A list in Australia!!! Don't insult us Perez!

  68. keb says – reply to this
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    Noooooo - here in Australia, we don't consider her a-List at all! Rather, we think she's just another Skanky Yank we can laugh at! It's a sport to laugh at how stupid your supposed celebretarts are!

  69. brian says – reply to this
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    She's the pioneer for the true New Z-land

  70. Aussie Girl says – reply to this
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    No Perez, she is considered Z-List in Australia but seeing as we have run out of our own Z- listers for the show we are now turning to you and you have plenty of them over there!!!!

  71. 71

    HEY GORGEOUS!

  72. 72

    is my picture working? can you see it? this new log in thing is pretty damn awesome perez…

  73. justin says – reply to this
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    I LIKE TARA REID… SHES HOT

  74. aussieboi says – reply to this
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    NOOOO AMERICAN TRAILER TRASH COMING TO AUS! BOOOOOO SEND HER BACK!!!! WE DONT WANT YOUR TRASH!!!

  75. Jude Starr says – reply to this
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    She's not considered A list in Australia - in fact most people here can't even figure out who she is!!!! Somebody just keeps sending her here for some reason!

  76. sparks says – reply to this
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    Couldn't help myself…laughed my ass off.

  77. Kez says – reply to this
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    She is so not considered A list in Australia she is a skank

  78. Erin says – reply to this
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    She should be on the L list for LOSER!!!!

  79. j says – reply to this
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    dude, get over tara.

    OMG SHE HAS WORK! at least shes not hiding in a fucking house drinking herself to death

  80. Roz O says – reply to this
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    For the Record: We don't tip here in Australia because hospitality workers here have the highest pay rates in the world! You guys need your tips because your wages are so low. We don't! We think our system is heaps better, so there!
    On the subject of Tara Reid, she is NOT A list here- we all th