Daddy's Revenge
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Did you watch Living Lohan last night????
It was sooooo good! Little Ali thinks she's the star, but she's just wallpaper. Dina Lohan is the true star of the show, and she plays the Mommie Dearest role to perfection.
No wonder her kids are SO fucked up!
Well….
Michael Lohan is doing what he does best, yapping to the media about his family!
Hoping to steal some of the spotlight away from Dina and Ali, pops has signed on to do a weekly blog for OK! magazine about Living Lohan.
Genius!
Dina must be THRILLED.
Here is the first installment of Michael's weekly blog on the Lohan reality show:
"EPISODE 1: "MOMMY WILL FIX IT", MAY 26, 2008
Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?
Well, let's see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.
I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road like a Lohan would and rights these wrongs.
If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!
I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.
-Michael"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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the show was ridiculous
I think this photo was taken a while ago.
Damn, they are such a fucked up family, i mean, look at lindsay and Dina's hair. Exactly the same, much!??!?!
cool story…second?…i love perez hilton!
the show was ridiculous. so sad
omigod… is this show really good? That family makes me ill. Thank god the two sons apparently want nothing to do with show buisness. The celebrity world has enough with the FOUR Lohans in the media!!
The show's all about the mother… boring!
K, YOU'RE A TWAT
Lindsay has fat legs….
Simply amazing! Sorry Kimmy K! This one is gonna be goooood! Poor LiLo must be so embarrassed! I still love you, LiLo!
who is the chick in the picture? doesn't look like ali or lindsey
so perez, you think that someone else is exploiting someone on tv huh? Your whole life is about exploitation. And you are a homo that wishes he was a girl so guys would want him.
These parents don't deserve to have children. They're both whoring out their kids and getting paid for it!!
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I like how Dina says she isnt obsessed with tabloids yet in the next sentence says she checks them everyday
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Re: Bahama9 –
Why do you think that?
Perez…are you being paid to talk about the Lohans and promote them?? They fucking suck, stop talking about them!!! If I have to see one more post you make of them repeating the same crap over an over and over I"M GOING TO BOYCOTT this fucking site!!
O-M-G!
Her legs are HUGE!!!
Thunder Thighs?
Yeaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: VictoriaRose –
duh this is an old pic, look how young lilo looks!!! and her parents are divorced!!!! idiot.
O-M-G!
Her legs are HUGE!!!!
Thunder Thighs????
Yeaaaaaaaaa
♥
Damn lindsay was thick!
LiLos legs look like nasty flabby MARSHMALLOWS!! YUCKO! No wonder she had to turn dyke.
Am I the only one that think's it's funnier than all fuck that Dina Lohan is a money grubbing skank who whore's out her kids, and rides her ONE famous daughters coat tails, and yet she's still more succesful than the ass pirate fat fuck who runs this site!?!? Hell….her deadbeat degenerate ex-husband is more of a contribution to humanity!! I think he actually has a job other than using MS paint to draw little white lines and blobs under peoples noses!
By the way Mario….tell your skank whore friend Paris I just scored a couple of 8-Balls!! That should at least earn me a blow job….with a condom of course! I don't want the bumpy itchy scratchies!!!!
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loved the 1st episode
just good crap
Re: K – god i wish you fucking morons would quit with this FFFFIIIRRRSTTT shit! GROW UP!
Re: VictoriaRose
Re: Bahama9 –
Why do you think that?
uhhh because lindsay doesn't look like that anymore…
OK___She , meaning Aliana(Ali) whatever…Looks way way way older then 14.
Word is she..already blows bong hits with her uncle that sells pot outta a back bedroom…and she mad out an was oral with the youngest Gotti kid….
They live very close here …yea.
She's working on her next DP…double pen…LIL Ho in the making–OOPs….
Seasoned pro looks like—-Dina..Get Real–an get the Butt plug outta the nightstand
Re: VictoriaRose-
Re: Bahama9 –
Why do you think that?
uhh because lindsay doesn't look like that anymore..
These people don't give a shit about any of you or your opinions. They only care that you watch their program so they can make millions and then further millions going to parties for money and openings for money. But all you guys watch the show anyway and they win. Pathetic……………each of you who watched this program is a tool………..in the truest sense of the word.
Something really bad is going to have to happen to this lady's kids before she can see what a mess she's creating with these kids.
I thought perez said dont watch the show
the show absolutely grossed me, the mother is totally disgusting, I hate her attitude and the way she likes to pretend that she is actually important. Ali and the son are sweet, I wish they weren't being victimized this way by their mother!
Her legs look like ___BREAD DOUGH__ this was from 2004– an before she fucked off all her babyfat..an did all that coke…wow a total DIFFERENCE!!!!
that entire family is fucked up.
Re: Sophie! – Her legs look like ___BREAD DOUGH__ this was from 2004– an before she fucked off all her babyfat..an did all that coke…wow a total DIFFERENCE!!!!
OK…Soo perez is starting to suck ass.. Put some good info on here for fuck sakes man!
Re: VictoriaRose – Re: Sophie! – Her legs look like ___BREAD DOUGH__ this was from 2004– an before she fucked off all her babyfat..an did all that coke…wow a total DIFFERENCE!!!!
I mean EWWWWWWWW!!!
Coke an screwin all kinds a people…look at her now—sketchy—
That man know her better than all of us..When I got divorced back in the early 90's, I chose to keep my maiden name..Dina however, thinks the Lohan name will be a fame bringer to her..I know most women keep their married names for the sake of the kids, but if Mike sucks so bad, why keep it?
I just had the most cynical thought, but… Michael and Dina are divorced, correct? And there appears to be no love lost between them through all this… so my thought is, why does Dina still have his last name? You'd think she'd want to separate herself as far as possible from him. Except that his name is Lindsay's name, and if she did that she'd be distancing herself from Lindsay's limelight and celebrity…
Just a cynical observation. No matter what, Dina will always just be a disgusting famewhore!
Re: Bahama9 – 2004=====Before she screwed all the men an lost her Baby Fat— an then did all that Coke– here she is before the +++Hard++ stuff..sniff sniff—-dick after dick
She was just don..AAron Carter an Bong hits her..(( wink wink) but true!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING LOHANS ALREADY!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwwww
Her legs aren't even fat you fucking freaks..I wonder how fat all of you are, sitting on your lazy asses all the time reading Perez!! Take a look in the mirror before sitting on here dissing people! sick fucks
Dina is a nutcase and cokehead. She's the one who wants to be famous and she brainwashes those kids. Ali has no talent and her "singing" career is going nowhere. I hate to be mean, but since they put themselves out there- ali looks like she's a 35 year old. I've never seen anything like it!
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last night? don't you mean TONITE?
DINA IS A CRACKED OUT MOTHER FUCKER!
Srsly…CHILD SERVICES ARE GONNA BE ON HER ASS AFTER THIS FUCKING SHOW!!! SHE'S DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD. WELL, ALLL SHE DOES IS FUCK UP EVERYTHING.
DINA…GO TO REHAB WITH LINDSAY…YOU ARE A SICK PIECE OF SHITE!s
oh don't even get me started!
ALI WILL BE IN REHAB BY AGE 16….GUARANTEE. SHE'S A FUCKING SNOB.
LET ME ASPIRE TO BE LINDSAY!
DRUGS, SEX…AND REHAB!!!
I liked Denise Richard's show better…SHE HAS TONS OF ANIMALS!!! Crazzzyyy!!
somebody save cody NOW. jesus christ, this show is too rediculous for words. that women needs to be admitted to a mental hospital. her "assistant's" only job is to read tabloids all damn day. meanwhile, "jeremy" was also doubling as the fucking nanny. i am so sure that she found her daughter's producer via ONLINE CHATTING.
HYPOCRISY ALL AROUND.
eww did u see what ali looks like at 14?! eww she looks like a 40 yr. old. what what mother let's her 14 yr old daughter parade around in skanky outfits and pile on makeup that makes her look like a whore?! dina lohan = worst mother ever. and that ali cannot sing for shit!
y does dina allow ali to be alone unsupervised with that so called producer guy…she had him watch her kids while she went to dinner, she is just begging to have the next jamie lyn spears on her hands….n why would u expose another daughter to the entertainment industry, when u had a daughter that had so many issues due to this industry.(THREE TIMES IN REHAB, COCAINE,ECT) this mother is a fame whore and is sending her kids down a destructive path. N its so funny how she always trying to linday normal kids, just wanting to have fun….bitch normal kid dont go to rehab 3 times be4 their 21.
there is some truth to what he said.
Re: gross – yeah, like your legs would look much better
He's so focused on proving to the world that he is not an attention whore like Dina, that he gets caught up in making himself one.
Disgusting family.
wow, fame whores… all of them!!
i thought it was pretty boring.
if you are going to do a reality show then you need lots of DRAMZ!!!!!!!!
it lacked that :/
we'll see how the coming episodes are! :p
also, i found flipping to MTV's "THE PAPER" while watching "Living Lohan" to be way more interesting :O
She is Lindsay's carbon copy.
Why do they think they need to use a public platform to communicate/fight with one another. Guess what? America doesn't care, and it looks pathetic: a documented "he said/she said" for all to see.
who's calling CPS?
Gag!That family is messed up!
i think the show is raddddddddddddddddddd!
hahaha I lOve Lindsay! But yeah Dina seems sO fake…..and Ali is kinda creepy! It's alsO ObviOus that COdy is just gOing alOng with the flOw….
I LOVE this trainwreck of a show. Dina has NO redeeming qualities as a person, let alone as a mother, Ali obviously loves impersonating Lindsay in front of unsuspecting children and Cody's personality is just too bubbly for me to handle. The only person I sort of like is Nana. I hate to say it, but I kind of enjoyed Denise Richards' show. It wasn't as bad as I had hoped it would be.
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I REALLY enjoyed denise richard's its complicated it actually turned out better than people said i really like it. but dinas show sucked and ali is annoying i wont be living with the lohans anytime soon but i will definately complicate my week night watching denise richards her show was pretty good
I LOVED THE SHOW!!!!!! CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK! LILO NEEDS TO MAKE A CAMEY THOUGH!
ugh, i hate to say that im watching the next episode