Kobe's Wife = Psycho
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Don't mess with this mess!!!
According to reports, ESPN.com reporter Laura Lane was cussed out recently by Mrs. Kobe Bryant, Vanessa, for commenting on that shiteous purple tutu that Mrs. Kobe wore the night he was presented the NBA MVP award.
Look at that purple mess!
How could it NOT be mentioned????
Lane recounted the run-in with the psycho baller's wife on her blog:
So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.
“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.
Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.
[More f-words ensue. Many more.]
I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”
Lane also attributes the outburst it in part to the "rumors" of Kobe screwing one of the Laker Girls — "a hotter version of his wife who is also named Vanessa" — who has suddenly vanished from the squad.
Wonder if we'll be seeing another ginormous rock on the finger of Vanessa (a la 'rape scandal' ring).
No more tutus, though.
K?
[Image via Getty Images.]
what cute little girls
poor kids
looks Like Kim Kardasian or whatever her last name is
crazy broad.
not even Bai Ling or Phoebe Price would wear that, but then again, they are not as psycho as Vanessa Bryant
She's the wife of a sport superstar, not to mention the mother of 2. She should dress more classy and professional. Especially for such an important event!!
fuck thsi bitch, dirtyy slut
FIRST??????????
FIRST???
THAT LAD IN THE RED BRIEFS IS QUITE CHEEKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE DUDE FOR "THE MEN'S BRIEFS"
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QUITE CHEEKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
Everyone knows she's a psycho. Did anyone read that Interview from GQ/Esq where she controlled the photo shoot, alienating the photographer and force her husband to wear the clothes she wanted him to wear? She's controlling, too.
Whatever…the media should leave her and her family alone. She's probably tired of the bull sh**…that doesn't make her crazy…although I prob wouldn't curse in front of my children
WHAT A DUMB LOW BRED EAST LOS ANGELES LETTUCE PICKING WHORE !!!
SHE STUCK WITH A LOSER WHO SCREWS (RAPES) THE HELP….LOOKING AT HER I GUESS HE HAS HIS REASONS …
Have to admit, that outfit is hideous.
She is nuts and knows her husband cheats every chance he can. I am just surprised he did it this soon.
No wonder she is pissy. BTW-The Tutu is absolutely disgusting and she should be teased regarding it.
what a horrible woman. i would have pointed out the fact that she shouldn't act like that in front of her children, no matter what she was screaming at me. i used to actually feel sorry for her after the whole rape debacle…should have known something was up when she let her husband buy her off with a piece of jewelry.
Fame gets in your head and makes your brain rot.
And makes you wear horrendous purple tutus, apparently.
Go KOBE!!!!
play on playa
Damn. What a bitch. I'd cheat on her, too.
Crazy bitch
She's just bitter because she's married to a rapist.
Finally…someone brought up that shitous outfit…I guess that's her payback for Kobe's screwing around "I'll just wear the most hidious outfit ever on his big day, that will show". What an idiot!!
i'm first all you losers! first! ahhhhh hahahahahah
All athletes cheat; I used to know some back in the day. But not all athletes rape. So, I'm sure the Missus had her umpteenth mini meltdown being married to a 'star' brings her.
She looks like a drag queen runaway from a warped disney porno flick. She must be crazy to stay with a cheating, raping husband- even if it's just for money, it will still get in your head and make ya nuts.
that outfit is truly shiteous!!! She looks like one of the go-go's on crack…not appealing or attractive in the least…and she probably is psycho - which is why Kobe screws around…some of his past kisses and tells - he likes it from behind and choking his women - maybe vanessa won't allow that so he goes looking for it, and we all know what happens when he gets caught - more bling on her fingers.
HERE WE GO AGAIN KOBE BRYANT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!! BEHIND EVERY CRAZY WOMAN, THERE IS A DUMB MUTHER FUCKER THAT MADE HER THAT WAY!!!!!!!!! HE JUST BEAT INFIDELITY BY A HAIR AND SHE FORGAVE HIM, AND HERE HE GOES AGAIN. POOR WOMAN. SHE IS YOUNG AND GORGEOUS, SHE DONT DESERVE THIS. HES A FUCK HEAD FOR SCREWING DUMB HOES OVER HIS GORGEOUS WIFE. DUMB FUCK
ehh, they deserve eachother, poor kids though. she's trying to get her ass in the spotlight i presume…he's disgusting and so is she….
WHAT A FUCKING MORON JUST LIKE HER STUPID HUSBAND, GO SPURS GO, ATLEAST THAT SPURS AND THEIR SPOUSES HAVE CLASS, TONIGHT BABY
No more hideous "fuck me" boots, either.
K?
Kobe's Hack of a wife has always been a hot mess……This is nothing new??
saw this on TMZ a few days ago and was wondering if your bandwagon self would actually report it….if that were my husband, i'd be paranoid too!
GOSPURSGO!!
I actually think the tutu is cute.
but so sad for those poor kids.
GHETTO moms, whatever color, where ever you live:
PLEASE get your shit together
and stop acting like fucking trash in front of your kids.
you fucking suck.
and if your cheating skank husband is making you crazy and rageful
be a woman and LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS, don't fuck up your innocent kids!!!
How classy is that dumb ass cursing in front of her kids? What a peice of shit!
Clearly she got knocked up for Kobe's cash, parenting is low on her priority list. No wonder he cheats on her….blech. He can't divorce her b/c she will get a huge chunk of his millions, so he is stuck sneeking around bangin hot women, lol.
with a husband like that who wouldn't be a paranoid mess??!?!?! saw this on tmz a few days ago…was wondering if your bandwagon ass would post it or not. gracias!!
Another rich pyscho bitch (who I think is fugly) bringing up more children who will think it's ok to act like an asshole. PS….Kobe…..RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Look it's Jodie Watley…he,he What a mess
If I were Laura I would have walked up to V and said "Temper, Temper, Temper". That seems to send people over the edge…
The kids are adorable, now, that is, until they start using the fuck word all of the time. They do pick up our language, good or bad. And kobe, you know where I am, call me.
she is way to pretty to be dressing like an idiot. GET A STYLIST (one that knows their shit) PLEASE
And the shiteous boots really take it over the edge….crazy bitch!
It's cute, why can't she dress and have fun? why does it always have to so serious and stiff all the time?!! PS: There is always two sides to an article
THAT OUTFIT WOULDNT EVEN LOOK GOOD ON THEIR CHILDREN MUCH LESS VANESSA WHO IS AN ADULT
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Well I guess she is moody because her husband cheats on her any chance he gets. MAYBE be cheats on her BECAUSE she is such a bitch….Hmmmm, nice little concept Vanessa. See how it all works??
Is that the closest she could get to a cheerleading outfit??
PEREZ* Come on!!! Cut the woman some slack, I am sure you'd go CRAZY if bitches were always trying to scam on your man day in day out AND YOU KNOW you have gotten crazy when someone has talked shit on your hair color babe!!! Give her a break!
Laura should have slapped her nasty face
what a hot mess! is anyone going to also mention her hair and make up and how she look likes she totally tweaked out???? i dont care who you think you are tutus are a NO NO!!!!
FUCK VANESSA BRYANT.
THAT CRAZY BITCH HAS GOT A SEVERE ASS WHOPPIN COMIN
LIKE THE ONE WE GAVE HER ASS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SHE IS NOTHING.
IF SHE DIDNT HAVE KOBE SHE'D BE NO BODY
. SHIT SHE STILL IS A NOBODY.
ALL THAT MONEY TO HAVE ACCESS TO AND SHE STILL
HASN'T FIXED HER FACE??!!! WTF??
Oh AND YES KOBE IS SOOOOO CHEATING ON HER AGAIN.
AND IT'S WITH NOT ONE BUT 3 DIFFERENT CHICKS.
TWO OF THEM KNOW EACH OTHER! VANESSA LIKE MOST VANESSA'S DATING STARS…IS JUST A DESPERATE FAME-SEEKING WHORE.
THE NEXT PERSON SHE SCREAMS AT NEED TO SOCK THAT BITCH SQUARE IN HER FACE. IN FRONT OF HER KIDS.
HER KIDS ARE LEARNING THAT IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A POTTY MOUTH AND CURSE AT OTHERS?? WELL NOW THEY NEED TO LEARN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MOMMY ACTS STUPID.
SEE YOU SOON V.
Maybe she wants to become a designer like Tina Knowles and didn't apreciate the negative comment about her outfit.
Please please tell me she just didn't act that igorant in front of her small children.Vanessa has always been like that,. I guess she just doesn't like being told about herself. they couldn't possibly be happy, it's all about the money now isn't it?
These women get with these men for money and fame, and will just sit there as he dogs them out and do what ever the hell it is that he wants to do, in the meanwhile she going crazy, acting like a lunatic in front of her daughters. Vanessa cut your losses and leave.
You gotta be psycho if you stay with a rapist for the money. Psycho and evil
Everyone who knows Kobe, especially his family, know Vanessa is a pyscho little bitch. She has attempted suicide many times and each time Kobe threatens to divorce her, she threatens to attempt it again. One minute she is screaming in front of her kids and they are cussing at each other, the next thing you know they are lovey-dovey. It's SICK!!!!!
she's a cunt and kobe is a douche
haha
oh lets face it she is a psycho gold diggin whore…the slut dropped out of high school to date kobe…even her dad said she would never leave him (after the rape scandal) becuz she loves her lifestyle too much…the bitch is nuts
NOW Y'ALL KNOW WHY HIS PARENTS DIDN'T WANT HIM MARRYING DOWN to HER!!!! She is a horrible person, and she made Kobe feel inferior, she weakened his spirit…thats the only reason he married her cuz he was weak! Now he's wised up but stuck, and figured if hes gotta be married to this BEEYOTCH, he may as well get some POON-TANG on da side! Vanessa is a vah-jay-jay!
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I know friends of his wife, and she get upset because all she really ever was..is a Ghetto Fab chick who hit the jackpot with Kobe..Seriously. There are girls exactly like her all over, waiting for a payday..She hit the lotto with kobe. Her attitude never changed though, she has always been a "video girl" type of personality.
She's a piece of trash and a bitch.
Bitch got problems….
She never finished high school did she? Married him way young to get the $$. Stupid whore thinks she's still the popular girl and still in 11th grade. DELUSIONAL!!! I hope she gets an STD from him.
SHE IS THE TYPICAL INSECURE WHORE WHO TRAPPED SOME MONEY, AND A RAPIST TO BOOT. SHE IS THE USUAL BLACK, HISPANIC, AND WHITE TRASH WHO ARE FIXTURES AT THE GAMES, AND THIS NASTY SLUT IS JUST AFRAID SHE WILL BE RE PLACED. LIKE THE OTHER 'GAME SLUTS' IF YOU TOOK GIGGLING, 'FUCK,' 'MOTHERFUCKER,' AND 'BITCH' OUT OF THEIR VOCABULARY, THEY WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO SAY…..SO HER REACTION IS NO SURPRISE.
she does crack
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Re: GO SPURS GO –
Spurs Suck they will Lose and Eva Longwhoria doe not have class!
So my girlfriends went to high school with her in OC and said she is a total CHOLA! so it's par for the course. You can take the chola out of little mexico but you cant take the chola out of the girl!
What's up with these ghetto people who, once they have some money, try and pretend they are something their not. But when their trus self comes out, they don't care if kids are around.
Those kids will be pregnant by the time they are 15!!
She is going to have a bitch fit to end all bitch fits when she reads your article, Perez!!! She will then need a straight jacket! Someone tell Kobe to hide all the razor blades and pill bottles in his house!
I think when Kobe Bryant had sex with that young girl from Colorado and she pressed charges - going to trial, making world news and then, of course, the more recent incident with the "other" Vanessa cheerleader - it pretty much messed up Vanessa Bryant's mentally. My gardener worked for their property in Orange County, CA and said he never once saw Vanessa Bryant and was so glad because Kobe came out demanding nobody on his gardening team even glance at his wife. Insecurities much? There are a LOT of people who like Kobe but a LOT who don't.
What a psycho whore. She dresses like someone in an a mental hospital. She's wearing that skirt to try to look better than the cheerleader hes fucking behind her back.
AND YEAH THAT TUTU IS HIDEOUS.
Vanessa, Get your teeth fixed……..Get some vaneers's for God sake
poor girls!
they're so cute. there is no excuse for that kind of behavior.
This is totally true. All the reporters that cover the Lakers know that when Vanessa is around you don't look at her, and you don't look at her kids. She will rip you a new one. She is a beotch!
Oh look. There's the rapist with his stupid wife.
A few months ago me and my husband went to Disneyland and just as the night was coming to end we ran into who else than Kobe, Vannessa and the girls with security all around them you would think she would act like a classy person No!!! the bitch had the nerve to yell at people who where walking in front of them to move faster!!! Like it fucken matter they had the VIP treatment they closed down the rides when they were on them and had people wait until they were off to re open them.. She wouldnt let any one take pictures yelling that this was there family time and all they wanted was privacy!!! I DON'T THINK SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT TO HAVE PRIVACY YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO ALL THE CROWED PLACES!!!!!!!!
Is Boy George her stylist?
Thought Tito would find this funny.
SHE IS A BETCH…LOOK AT HER EXPRESSION ALL THE TIME…SHE IS NEVER HAPPY….I HATE HER…I WANT KOBE
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I've seen and met her in person, she looks and acts really ghetto. pull yourself together, girl!
Forget about that tutu, those rabbit teeth of hers have got to go.
GET A PICTURE OF "HOTTER" VANESSA!!!!
Re: Dezz – he might cheat - but WHY does she stay???? the cash baby - the cash….
she's an idiot
Re: hader –
That's the truth
No wonder he cheated on her…..
She sounds like a real bitch. No wonder he cheats on her !! It just goes to show that money can't buy class. What mother curses out another person in the presence of her young children? Nice example she sets for those kids. Plus she appears to have atrocious taste in clothing. Guess all that money can't buy her style either !!
He bought her a 4 million dollar ring and a Lamborghini because he's "sorry" for what he claimed was consensual sex. Uh no, she would have cut off his dick in his sleep if he didn't buy her some shit lol
Hell, I'd be psycho too if my husband couldn't keep it in his pants. But that tutu is just wrong. What a loser.
im not surprised-she's trash.
THEY WILL KICK THE FAKERS ASS THE WAY THEY DID THE HORNETS, SO STFU, DONT BE JEALOUS BECAUSE SA HAS A CLASSIER TEAM THAN ALL THESE GHETTO TEAMS, DONT HATE
That sucks. Poor little girls. I hate when people yell in front of their kids. And that tutu? c'mon. You are asking people to make fun of you, Vanessa.
I can't tell if that Vanessa bitch is white or black or both… but if she's white she sounds white trash, if she's black she sounds nigga. If she's both… well, she's both.
I hope that fucking low class cunt reads this. Honey, once you get the player, and the money and the quasi-fame, you're supposed to be above it all!!! you sound extremely low class and trashy.
And Vanessa, the early 80's just called… they want their boots back.
I'm surprised Kobe beefhead hasn't divorced your ass yet. It's only a matter of time, love.
And yeah, your daughters are cute… but they're probably as trashy and stupid as you are. If not now, they will be. I mean, unless their nanny is raising them better.
You suck.
She thought it was Halloween you all!! She came as a Laker's Witch! She probably has threaten Kobe so much that he is afraid of leaving her for fear that she would do something to the kids or HIM! She probably cusses Kobe out like that and that's why the kids are use to it. She looks deranged!
before baby #2 I met Vanessa and her daughter. She was very nice and her kid was adorable. I would take what I hear with a grain of salt. Plus, how would you feel to be critized and attacked all the time by people who don't know you or only want to be your friend because of your husband. Yes, the outfit has got to go….but who gives a flying F$%^ anyway?
HOW BOUT A PICTURE OF KOBE ROCKING A JOCK STRAP?
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TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M QUITE THE CARD
She dressed like the Laker's Witch.
i like her tutu..
I think the reason why no one has any respect for this low class bitch is people cant believe she could stay with a man who cheats on her stupid ass, gets caught and accused of rape. For what a big diamond ? I would rather have nothing and have to scrub toilets for a living than have everyone laughing behind my back.