Malawi's Newest Citizen?
Filed under: Madonna > Legal Matters
Malawi is reportedly making Madonna an honorary citizen.
The nation thinks it's a fitting way to pay tribute to all the great things Madge has done for the country.
Her Madgesty has provided funds to several orphanages in the land and has helped feed and educate thousands of youngsters across the country.
She's also set to open a girls' school near the capital to help the underprivileged.
Plus, she recently made a documentary film about the African country and, of course, she adopted her son, David, from there.
The only thing left for her to do is have a summer house in Malawi and do some time there, but we don't think that will happen!
Posted: May 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Why do all the kids look like they smell something?
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FIRST
go madge!
though i kinda disagree with the post..
thats nice…. *angelina jolie and oprah copycatter*
FIRST!!
well… congrats madonna…
AUBREY O'DAY IS THE BEST!!!!
i;m bored..!!! post something funny..!!
congrats…!
1st
I LOVE MADONNA !!!!
first
zzzzzzzzzz
woo go madonna, she can be a citizen of my country any day
WHOOP DE FUCKING DO…..LOL I JUST GOT MY MADONNA TICKETS TODAY…..FLOOR SEATS ROW 10…….SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lived in Malawi last summer working on an HIV/AIDS awareness program and what Madonna has done for this country is absolutely wonderful. I can tell you first hand that the locals would also agree. All of her negative media attention is absolute BS.
Bravo Madonna.
seriously, this cunt needs to be stopped. so not only did she buy an african baby, but now she bought her way into the country so that she can keep him! she has become absolutely disgusting. she's sunk much lower than the white trash whore that she is.
Re: Heather B –
they do. they smell their 100 year old mother's desperation to stay relevant.
You GO Madonna! Congrats!
FUCK YOU, David! No one gives a shit what you have to say,
with your filty tirade. Shut the fuck up.
that ancient skank doesn't give a shit about malawi. this is her pathetic attempt to upstage angelina jolie. she probably blew the president of the country in order to get that citizenship, too. and y'all are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet if you think she's sincere.
Re: You GO, Madonna! –
truth hurts, don't it?
Re: Heather B –
Because they smell your rancid cunt, Heather! LOL. Fuck off.
Re: You GO, Madonna! –
typical. whoredonna fans think this bitch walks on water. she needs to spend some time supporting that crappy album she shitted out a couple of weeks ago.
Re: david –
Yes, it does for YOU. Loser.
Mariah fan, are you? I'm guessing yes.
All of you need to get lives.
Hey Mandonna, two words… BYE BYE.
Her 2nd single tanked and her album sales have slowed down as well,
so get off your high horse.
this pathetic cunt needs to be shot. i feel sorry for her daughter. she's too young to understand how much of a condescending slut her mother is.
Re: Mandonna sucks ass –
One more thing, Mandonna, lets see how Mariah's tour sells.
I'm guessing she have to cancel even MORE shows than last year,
because no one wants to see her. Album sales don't bring in nearly as much as album sales, so guess who's laughing all the way to the bank? It AIN'T Whoria.
Re: Mandonna sucks ass –
my point exactly, stupid. can you read?
Good for her that she doen't just do it for the foto ops! I know some dancers that have worked with her; she's strict, but fair. Simply a great lady!
Anybody should help out the needy! Please find a charity (maybe one that was posted on the site) and donate! YOU too can make a big difference!
Re: one more thing… –
obviously you can't write, either. "album sales don't bring in nearly as much as album sales"??? wtf???
LMAO
Re: gina –
Yay, more Mariah lambs here to trash Madonna for doing something postive.
fuck all of you, you worthless losers. Your "role model" can't even get up befor noon to start her diva demands. And she got married to get publicity (which didn't work) and sell more albums. You mindless lambs crack me up.
oh thats so nice!
Sounds like a very nice gesture from appreciative people. Madonna obviously has tremendous affection for the palce and it's people and is sedicating herself to making others awawre and trying to lend aid against their plight. It's a good thing hen someone is touched so deeply by others who can truly use your help and support. Kudos to her and the Mallawians.
YOu know I meant Concert sales, stupid ass.
What are you, 12? Oh wait, you probably are.
Re: one more thing… –
insulting whoriah doesn't faze me. she's a talentless skank too, but not nearly as big a skank or as talentless as whoredonna. that slut practicaly invented blow jobs and cumshots to the face. not to mention her 11 abortions.
Ewww, I hate her.
Re: mandonna –
WHAT point, moron? You didn't make one.
Okay, I'm done trying to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Cya.
Re: Yay, more Lambs! –
and vadge married guy ritchie because she loved him?? LMAO!!! who do you think invented the "media whore"? everything that slut madonna has she got by laying on her back and whoring her ass to the media for the whole world to see.
Re: mandonna – Whatever, low life.
i'm malawian myself and love here for all she has done for my country!
Re: CONCERT sales, asswipe –
yeah, i'm 12. around the same age vadge did her first blow job and had her 3rd abortion.
MADONNA KICKS ASS. I LOVE HER!
Re: gina – Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… Just keep talking shit, Gina,
you're FULL of it, so you might as well let it all out.
SHE PLAYED A SAINT IN EVITA! NOW SHE IS ONE FOR REALS, YO.
Re: What point? –
um, you need brains in order to have wits. and if you're a whoredonna fan, clearly you don't have either.
Re: mandonna –
Yeah, also the same age you took it up the ass for the first time.
yeah, eva peron was also a rampant whore who disguised herself as a "saint". no wonder she related to that role so well.
Wow, are all of Mariah's fans so jealous that Maddy is selling out her concerts so quickly, that you have to jump on this site and trash the good things she is doing? So sad. Congrats Madonna, for trying to make a difference in the world, instead of logging onto Perez hilton.com like these losers and showing how ignorant they are…
Re: LMAO!! –
bet you whoredonna took it in the ass way before age 12. you probably did, too.
i love the smell of your vadge madge
Smelly
why is The Great And Wonderful Madonna's album flopping all over the place? why did mariah sell more in one week than that 1000 year old drag queen sold in a month?
Re: mandonna –
that's because mariah is still buying her record sales.
MADONNA IS VERY UNIQUE…….NO ONE QUITE LIKE HER
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DON'T JUDGE!
fuck vadge. the only people who like her anymore are tired ass gays, low budget hookers, and old women who wer sluts when they were younger. i feel sorry for her daughter, too.
Re: jimmyjazz –
that's true, she is unique. nobody in history has taken being a whore to the levels that vadge has.
She is doing a wonderful thing and making sure that children get care and help.
Congrats!
Here is the difference between Angelina and Madonna:
the people of Namibia HATE Angelina who took over their beach and shut down the airport.
Angelina is also hated in India where she shut down some street and a school and acted like they are her servants.
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Madonna actually didn't something good for a third world country, and didn't just exploit their poverty to make sure she isn't photographed in an unflattering manner.
She corrupted them!!!!!She totally BOUGHT it like Angelina with Shiloh's Namibian citizenship.
She bought a kid in one week and a citizenship hello CORRUPTION.
Also,Madonna's money was used to convert the Africains to her shitty sect. Karma is a bitch she will pay one day.
Madonna's 2nd single tanked!? LOL!!! It hasnt even been released yet you dumn fuck! And BRAVO MADONNA for doing great things in the world! Dont listen to the haters who sit on their fat asses doing nothing for no one.
Re: mandonna –
Hey MORON!!!! Madonna's new album has already outsold fatass Mariahs album worldwide you idiot! It went to #1 in 36 countries!!! Mariah went to #1 in a massive total of 3 countries! LMAO!!! And Mariah's album had 2 weeks on Madonna's! Madonna still has the #1 album in the world. She beats Mariah! Madonna is QUEEN!
congrats, madge. you've done it all in life…inspiring us women & men to be independent and go after our goals. thanks for paving the way.
who cares about malawi?
The little baby is probably the biological child between Madonna and one her Black boyfriends on the side. This is the main reason Guy wants out of the marriage.
good for Malawi.but……SHE SHOULD NOT GO WAVING HER BIG OL VAGINA IN EVERYONES FACES!!!!!!! - HER RAT HAS BEEN IN THE FOREGROUND OF EVERY PHOTO IN RECENT MONTHS - PUT IT AWAY MADGE - ITS A GROSS OLD THING THAT HAS SEEN A LOT OF COCK - WE DONT WANT TO SEE IT - EVERYTIME WE SEE A PHOTO OF YOU - PLEASE - Think of your children !!!
…maybe she'll move there and then we won't have to hear about her anymore…god she's a tired hag who's publicity hungry…please let's move on!
She's looking for any press she can get because Mariah is STILL beating her here in the US in record sales. Hey Madge, stick with those overseas who doesn't know better and listen to techno music all the time! Those here in the United States showed who they wanted to spend money on and it wasn't you.
She's trying to ease her conscience for being such a superficial bitch throughout her career. The amount of money she's spent on clothing probably exceeds Malawi's gross domestic product. She's a hypocrite.
everybody who critizes madonna for her social work should at least admit that she DOES help. she has saved a lot of lives.
i myself think she's one of the few intelligent, genuine celebrities.
pleaseeeee what the fu$$ does this witch know about africa other than she illegally bought a african boy from there and the ish just did that to try to out do angelina….. at least angelina goes over there and helps those unfortunate people there.. this witch is just rting to pretend to be interested… why didnt she just give some of all thAT money she got to helpmthe boys family… what the hell can this witch teach him about his african heritage,?????
Re: me – Intelligent, Yes. Genuine, NO! She lives and spends like a Queen. Her lifestyle is a contradiction of what she preaches.
tired of this picture, yawn
A halo over her head? Madonna may be a smart business women and marketer, but she's no saint. Saints don't rip off their fans like she does.
Re: mandonna –
Hey Madonna, just because you say something, doesn't make it so.
I suggest you do your homework, before you say stupid and ignorant things.
Madonna's album is STILL #1 all over the world. Just because it isn't at #1 in the US anymore, doesn't mean it's a flop. Mariah only spent 2 weeks at #1, because she had no competion the next week, but then Madonna knocked her out of the #1 slot. Has Mariah gotten back there??? No. She is also slipping down the top 10, so shut the fuck up you moron. Maddy hasn't released a 2nd single yet and Mariah has, yet Mariah's 2nd single has FLOPPED. Madonna's 4 minutes is STILL outselling Mariah and is STILL in the top 10, unlike Mariah's TWO singles, which are rapidly falling down the charts.
Sucks to be a Mariah fan right now, doesn't it? Oh, I better watch out, you might throw a beer bottle out your car window at me, loser!!!!!!!
Re: First! –
'First"??? You are #68, you moron! You lambs crack me up. You think that
the US is the only place that's important, because Mariah can only get #1's here. Um, the world is a hell of a lot bigger than the US, so shut your hole.
And I'm an American, by the way. So ignorant, you Mariah fans are…
When all is said and done, Madonna will have sold more albums TOTAL than Mariah. Mariah can have her ignorant US fans, who don't care about anybody but their terrible role model and their own selfish needs. Madonna and her fans on the other hand, care about EVERYBODY and praise Madonna for trying to make a difference. What's Mariah doing to help mankind??? Nothing.
All she cares about it herself, her dog and her new husband/PR stunt.
You Mariah fans are SO pathetic, really.
I'm assuming that all you Madonna and Mariah fans are 13 year old girls. Who else would care about who sells more and where. They make silly pop music produced for mass consumption.
Who cares?
Please go and live there. You can not right all your wrongs.
So this technically completes her purchase of the kid,
because non-nationals can't adopt?
Re: Pope –
'Pope'… WTF?? What are you talking about 'can't right all of your wrongs'?
What 'wrongs' are you talking about? She certainly hasn't done anything so wrong that she can't change how she thinks, or how she treats people.
What, you are so perfect that you can judge someone else? Come off it.
I think it's great that she is thinking about someone besides herself, which she has admitted to doing in the past. She's has constantly been trying to make a difference since 'Ray of Light' which was at least 10 years ago, so it's not like it's a temporary thing. She's clearly trying to do something postive and I applaud her for it. It's people like you that make me sad about my fellow man. People CAN and DO change. And it's not up to you to tell people that they can't and to move somewhere else, because you don't like them.
What a terrible human being you are.
SHE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESERVED IT……DO THEY HAVE CITY KEY OR KEY CITY(WHATEVAH)… JUST GIVE IT TO HER(ME). THEY CAN EVEN BUILT AN SCULPTUR OF HER AND ALSO DECLARE MADONNA BIRTHDAY AS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. AND CANNONIZED HER AS THE SAINT. A PATRONESS OF ABANDONED CHILDREN….HMMM WHATELSE.
Re: TONYA – HORAAAAY….. I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF YOU. STILL WAITING FOR THE PUBLIC SALE OF THE SHOW IN MIAMI. YOUR'E AN ALMOST A "FRONT ROW, BITCH" SO STICKY AND WET? LOL!!!! OH SWEAT… YES YES YES YES….. DIE WHORIA DIE. YOUR FACE IS SWOLLEN OF YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS MEDICATIONS THATS WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAGH IN THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR MONKEY LOOKING FACE.
K THE COUNRTY IS STUPID TO EVEN ALLOW MADONNA TO BE GIVEN A CHILD SHE IS THE WORSTTTTTTTT MOTHER IN HISTORY, GOD HELP ALL THREE OF HER CHILDREN
Yes, Her Vadgesty has used her Twat to get to the Top.
So what? How many hung men selfishly use their big hard cocks to stab the gash wound whenever they fuckin' feel like it?
No one faults a man for using a hot cock to bang women. So lighten up on Vadge.
Re: janet – Madonna needs to have her vagina steam clean to remove the crabs and spiders living on the inside from her many both gender sexual liaisons.
I don't understand why all you haters leave nasty comments on here about celebrities and the good they do. A lot of people seem to hate Madonna and why; cuz she's talented and you all are talentless pieces of shit??! Go pick on someone who deserves it..all of you bitching on here probably deserve it. I'm pretty sure you all think President Bush is a saint….wake up idiots!!
Re: Her Vadgesty – Yes, well, what a lovely legacy Madge has left for Lourdes, Rocco and David.
Does anybody else think that Madges daughter looks like her majesty ?
The way to offer bribes in Africa is to do something for the local community. Thats probably why they postponed so she can help them more.
Re: Fr. Foley – It's really shocking the amount of gender and sexual disrespect directed at Madonna Ciccone in here. Why is there such utter contempt- expressed in the crudest possible terms- towards Ms. Ciccone? No other female celebrity in here comes anywhere close to the passions aroused my Ms. Ciccone. It's really a fascinating study.
Re: Bernice F Clifton – We don't hate all celebrities, just the hypocrites.
Re: Msgr. McCock – Madonna Cicconne has earned every ounce of her disrespect, Msgr.
Only ones disrespecting Her Vadgesty are jealous trolls!
Her Vadgesty uses Vicks to get her Vag Vibes Going.
And finally I leave you with these words, "Vadge you're a slut!"
Who is that black boys daddy? A football? His head looks like one. Looks like your daughter is turning into a major mamas girl. Twisted shits are what they will become. How ’bout another video where you thrust your snatch for those kids needing a role mode. Slut.
Madge Ciccone sold her soul to the devil a long time ago, my brothers and sisters. There really is nothing that can be done for the poor dear. Unless she repents and seeks forgiveness for her sins.
Personally, I thing Vadge needs an exorcism.
YAY MADGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Err, what should I say? Well, it's good for her.
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