Poppa Lohan: "Lindsay's Dating saMANtha!"
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > Michael Lohan
Even though her publicist has repeatedly lied denied it….
Lindsay Lohan's famewhoring (and we love it) father, Michael, is confirming reports that his daughter is in a lesbian relationship with saMANtha Ronson.
Poppa Lohan says their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Lindsay and Ronson were recently seen making out in Cannes. The pair are reported to have moved in together and rumored to be engaged.
Still, Michael adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear."
His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Hey, God loves lesbians….and so do we!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: May 27, 2008 at 9:20 am
Lol i hate lher!
I really dont think that was necessary, if she a lez let her be one
AWESOME!
niiiice
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God does NOT love lesbians !
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If you're interested -
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Read Romans Chapter one -
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Be not deceived -
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Heaven/Hell = ur choice
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God hates lesbians what are you talking about… pick up a bible and learn something.
Than Samantha is one fugly dude.
[[[ shez a lezbo..coz zhe can't keep a man ]]]]
………skank ho…she couldn't even………
zzz fine a decent girl lezbo zzzz pathetic….bitch
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I meant to say That Samantha is one fugly dude.
If this was my father, i would kill him. Lindsey, you do what you have to, girl……
I guess Dina and Ali don't quite have half a brain…
God loves everybody, but he doesn't love their sins. And being gay is a sin.
lesbian or not, she could have done better
LOL…I knew it from the beginning but her dad is too funny!!
You would think that Lindsey could find a better looking lesbian than SaMANtha!!!!
God does NOT Love lesbians! Or Gays! They will all Burn in HELL!
Perez, thanks for the last guy, but he was gay. Cute, though. Now these two are like germs in my outhouse. I would kick them out of the woods.
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hahahaha!!! her dad is funnie!! why the fuck can't she just admit it?? does anyone really thinks it's a bAd thing??
AMEN, PEREZ, AMEN!!
And, by the way, being a lesbain is NOT a sin bitches!!
makes my dick hard!!
She's totally going to pull an Anne Heche! She's only going lez because she's been burned by bad men INCLUDING her father. Sometimes it really is just a phase~! But not always……….
God does not like lesbians, that is just nasty. You people really need to start reading the bible. That's why the world is coming to an end because there are to many gays around and god hates that.
You know she's only doing this for 2 reasons. 1) To get the gays in hollywood to start giving her roles as she's now part of the gang and 2) to get on Malario's good side so he will now do positive puff pieces on her as she's now part of the GAY/Lesbo tribe.
One thing of note, Hohan should now consider doing porn…..oops, I forgot she can't since she is reported to have herpes.
Re: Ashley – you and all your ignorant bible thumpers are all hypocrites. when you love someone -as you claim god does love all- than you do not put stipulations on your love. and so you cannot say god will only love you if…. all of you people who believe being gay is not ok and that god does not love all people- gay or straight- than you should stop reading an openly gay mans website. hypocrites.
I DONT THINK SHES REALLY A LESBIAN,
HONESTLY I AM ALL FOR IT IF YOU ARE.
BUT I THINK ITS JUST SOMETHING NEW AND FUN FOR HER.
REMBER SHE IS A SEX CRAZY GIRL- SHE STILL FUCKS GUYS SO SHE IS BISEXUAL
THIS IS SO FOR THE MOMENT.
ok perez… are you really an advocate for the LGBT community? cause if you were, then you wouldn't make a big deal of calling her saMANtha. how dare you judge her for the way she wants to dress and make it seem horrible she wants to look more masculine. Do you really love lesbians, or is it just the feminine ones? cause with your words you spread hate…. even if it is a play on words.
This dude is a trip! He's shot out! I love it! Finally someone with no hair in his tongue! Daleee
Re: chazman –
fuck you chazman!!
got loves everyboday oO
crazy christian americans -.-
why does everybody in the us think that they are the best oO
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got loves everybody=) so do must we !!!
AWESOME thiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!
gross.. putting her mouth in a whoo-ha,,,,ewww.she has been contaminated forever. Freaks of nature that's all they are.
Re: Kevin – Kevin I think you are right. This whole Lez thing with young women is the "in" thing to do right now. Many parents are horrified to discover that their daughters are so fucked in the head about relationships, about men particularly, and the girls are seeking a kind of non-judgmental, caring in the arms of another woman, even if she looks like a dude. That, in itself, is kind of telling. Looks like a dude.
It is probably a phase but if it isn't, the whole landscape of society is about to change in the biggest way imaginable, and very, very quickly. It's sort of getting to epidemic proportions very fast. It's everywhere I look these days. And i don't even live in la-la land.
Gross. Makes my stomach turn. Its sad how now the churches are the ones performing gay marriages when they of all people shud know wut the bible says bout it. BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS UNNATURAL!!! There is no geting around it. Why do u think 2 women or 2 men will never be able 2 concieve children 2getha? Cuz its not meant 2 be. Its disgusting
some of you guys are insane.. god loves everyone if lesbians, gays or anything else god still loves you.
Re: Ashley –
God loves all of us, He is our Creator.
God…they are really a hot little couple! That hicky on Sam's tummy made me squeal!
Good for them.
Re: sarah – touché!
I bet SaMANtha sucks a mean fire crotch.
Carpet Muncher!!!
her dad is such a tool. and she could have done soooo much better!
How can God have made people homosexual (and don't tell me it is their choice, if it was their choice why would so many young men commit suicide rather than come out) and then sent them to hell for being homosexual.
Surely this means God makes people who are damned to hell anyway. Religion is so ridiculously hypocritical and contradictory. I've read the Quran and am familiar with the bible. It's is basically identical except for the Jesus being the son of God bit (they believe God created him and he was a prophet but not his son) complete with every contradiction under the sun.
oh and haha lesbian (only kidding of course)
Everyones a hypocrite. I hate the way people who don't love God throw that in our face everytime we say something about doing whats right. is that all you got? is that all you can pull out of your sick lezzbo head? Everyone is a hypocrite. sticks and stone can break bones but words are just words
Carpet Muncher!!
god does not exist. you stupid people.
he doesnt hate anyone.
you have one fucking life,
live it how you want it.
if you want to munch carpet, do it.
if you want to anally fuck, then do it.
you have one life.
don't let an invisible man in the sky bring fear into your life
Re: Kats – Thats her neck you idiot.
Who the hell does does this covict think he is? Anything for money huh pappa- It was not his right to out his daugther- How much did he get paid?
And he thinks Dina is a mess-look in the mirror and try to think, why does Lindsay not want a relationship with me? Scum
Re: sam – You should go see Ben Stein's new movie, alittle education wouldn't hurt you.
Re: britgirl – there is such a thing called predestination. that means there are peole god created on this earth for his purposes and is that means there meant to go to hell then so be it. it's just to show us how not to be.
Samantha really isnt something to look at. I guess Lindsay likes the butchies!
Re: sam – how can you say god doesn't exsist? where do kittens and sunsets and real love come from then?
Time for a couple naming contest!!! This should be GOOD!
I have a secret: God isn't real. And who cares if they're lesbians? Good for them.
lauralovesgod: Is God responsible for your horrific grammar?
She must be bi because God knows she sure likes men too.
WTF is the point Michael Lohan? Her publicist denied it, CLEARLY Lindsay doesn't want anyone to know, and still you have to go and confirm it?
+ how old is Lindsay? Maybe she's exploring? There is something called, BI too. but either way, nothing wrong with being a lesbian. whatever she is, and whoever she is dating, I'll always be a fan - - Love her movie. Lindsay is a great actress,and seems like a great person.
**FINALLY** Something to find interesting about Lindsay Lohan! You GO girl!
Re: Amanda – yes he is.
Re: sam – you poor girl.. you'll never find true happiness in your one life. if you say he doesn't exist then how can he not hate anyone?
Re: britgirl – that's why the bible says to only read the bible because other books will just poison your mind against him. and it has succseded in your life. fool
Re: Bent –
How about Manhan?
Why can't they just be…..leave them alone. Perez, you are so damn self righteous in making yourself the self-appointed "Gay Exposer" and a celebrity parenting expert. Just get over yourself already.
Re: alyssa – wow are you sure your name is Alyssa and not Fred Phelps? get OVER it. if she was a lesbian or bisexual she was that way from birth and "God" made her that way. Move to Iran if you have such twisted views of the world.
ALL YOU HATEMONGERS: get off the damn site then! This is a GAY MAN'S website and if you have hate in your hearts and use the bible to disguise it, you're sick.
Can she get ANY grosser……
Re: lauralovesgod – no, you fool, saying words are just words. Words inspire action… HITLER used words, think about how that turned out. And words against gays can inspire violence from hateful bigots like you.
she's not engaged. she's had that ring on her ring finger for a long time now. even before rehab, and during rehab, while she was with riley.
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YAWN, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!
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THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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michael is the real whore in this family
I think it's just something she's pulling off to get to the news and tabloids away from her other problems. I'm sure this girl and her are getting a good laugh at it.
They are like the new Bobby & Whitney!
if you wanna talk about couples that won't last perez i give this one til labor day…maybe longer but not much. she feels so lost without the constant attention that she'll go to anyone who will give it to her. lost and confused and soon to be one of those lame girls who claims "it wasn't for me" whatevs!
Re: you got THAT wrong – i'm not full of hate about it. i just speak the truth. and all your got is more names to call me. how sad you are.