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Poppa Lohan: "Lindsay's Dating saMANtha!"

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Even though her publicist has repeatedly lied denied it….

Lindsay Lohan's famewhoring (and we love it) father, Michael, is confirming reports that his daughter is in a lesbian relationship with saMANtha Ronson.

Poppa Lohan says their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Lindsay and Ronson were recently seen making out in Cannes. The pair are reported to have moved in together and rumored to be engaged.

Still, Michael adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear."

His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

Hey, God loves lesbians….and so do we!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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220 comments to “Poppa Lohan: "Lindsay's Dating saMANtha!"”

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  1. 1

    Lol i hate lher!

  2. Rammy says – reply to this


    I really dont think that was necessary, if she a lez let her be one

  3. Sarah says – reply to this



  4. steph says – reply to this



  5. Lee says – reply to this



  6. Dr. M says – reply to this


    God does NOT love lesbians !
    If you're interested -
    Read Romans Chapter one -
    Be not deceived -
    Heaven/Hell = ur choice
    Dr. M

  7. alyssa says – reply to this


    God hates lesbians what are you talking about… pick up a bible and learn something.

  8. ali says – reply to this


    Than Samantha is one fugly dude.

  9. {if itz not hillary/u bitchez juzt killed your kidz}} says – reply to this


    [[[ shez a lezbo..coz zhe can't keep a man ]]]]
    ………skank ho…she couldn't even………

    zzz fine a decent girl lezbo zzzz pathetic….bitch

  10. Lee says – reply to this



  11. ali-oops says – reply to this


    I meant to say That Samantha is one fugly dude.

  12. longjewishlegs says – reply to this


    If this was my father, i would kill him. Lindsey, you do what you have to, girl……

  13. Anonymous says – reply to this


    I guess Dina and Ali don't quite have half a brain…

  14. Ashley says – reply to this


    God loves everybody, but he doesn't love their sins. And being gay is a sin.

  15. crazy_sheet says – reply to this


    lesbian or not, she could have done better

  16. jkc says – reply to this


    LOL…I knew it from the beginning but her dad is too funny!!

  17. Ella says – reply to this


    You would think that Lindsey could find a better looking lesbian than SaMANtha!!!!

  18. chazman says – reply to this


    God does NOT Love lesbians! Or Gays! They will all Burn in HELL!

  19. Pocahontas says – reply to this


    Perez, thanks for the last guy, but he was gay. Cute, though. Now these two are like germs in my outhouse. I would kick them out of the woods.

  20. susanf says – reply to this



  21. gigi says – reply to this


    hahahaha!!! her dad is funnie!! why the fuck can't she just admit it?? does anyone really thinks it's a bAd thing??

  22. Pipoca says – reply to this



    And, by the way, being a lesbain is NOT a sin bitches!!

  23. jeff says – reply to this


    makes my dick hard!!

  24. Kevin says – reply to this


    She's totally going to pull an Anne Heche! She's only going lez because she's been burned by bad men INCLUDING her father. Sometimes it really is just a phase~! But not always……….

  25. special says – reply to this


    God does not like lesbians, that is just nasty. You people really need to start reading the bible. That's why the world is coming to an end because there are to many gays around and god hates that.

  26. mURray says – reply to this


    Re: Ashley – you and all your ignorant bible thumpers are all hypocrites. when you love someone -as you claim god does love all- than you do not put stipulations on your love. and so you cannot say god will only love you if…. all of you people who believe being gay is not ok and that god does not love all people- gay or straight- than you should stop reading an openly gay mans website. hypocrites.

  27. JEN says – reply to this





  28. sarah says – reply to this


    ok perez… are you really an advocate for the LGBT community? cause if you were, then you wouldn't make a big deal of calling her saMANtha. how dare you judge her for the way she wants to dress and make it seem horrible she wants to look more masculine. Do you really love lesbians, or is it just the feminine ones? cause with your words you spread hate…. even if it is a play on words.

  29. kimberly says – reply to this


    This dude is a trip! He's shot out! I love it! Finally someone with no hair in his tongue! Daleee

  30. gh says – reply to this


    Re: chazman

    fuck you chazman!!
    got loves everyboday oO

    crazy christian americans -.-
    why does everybody in the us think that they are the best oO

    got loves everybody=) so do must we !!!

  31. jen says – reply to this


    AWESOME thiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. repentdirtycat says – reply to this


    gross.. putting her mouth in a whoo-ha,,,,ewww.she has been contaminated forever. Freaks of nature that's all they are.

  33. Holy Schmoly! says – reply to this


    Re: Kevin – Kevin I think you are right. This whole Lez thing with young women is the "in" thing to do right now. Many parents are horrified to discover that their daughters are so fucked in the head about relationships, about men particularly, and the girls are seeking a kind of non-judgmental, caring in the arms of another woman, even if she looks like a dude. That, in itself, is kind of telling. Looks like a dude.

    It is probably a phase but if it isn't, the whole landscape of society is about to change in the biggest way imaginable, and very, very quickly. It's sort of getting to epidemic proportions very fast. It's everywhere I look these days. And i don't even live in la-la land.

  34. rae says – reply to this


    Gross. Makes my stomach turn. Its sad how now the churches are the ones performing gay marriages when they of all people shud know wut the bible says bout it. BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS UNNATURAL!!! There is no geting around it. Why do u think 2 women or 2 men will never be able 2 concieve children 2getha? Cuz its not meant 2 be. Its disgusting

  35. sexy Lindsay says – reply to this


    some of you guys are insane.. god loves everyone if lesbians, gays or anything else god still loves you.

  36. leisa says – reply to this


    Re: Ashley

    God loves all of us, He is our Creator.

  37. Kats says – reply to this


    God…they are really a hot little couple! That hicky on Sam's tummy made me squeal!

    Good for them.

  38. blarges says – reply to this


    Re: sarah – touché!

  39. violet says – reply to this


    I bet SaMANtha sucks a mean fire crotch.

  40. missy says – reply to this


    Carpet Muncher!!!

  41. lisa says – reply to this


    her dad is such a tool. and she could have done soooo much better!

  42. britgirl says – reply to this


    How can God have made people homosexual (and don't tell me it is their choice, if it was their choice why would so many young men commit suicide rather than come out) and then sent them to hell for being homosexual.
    Surely this means God makes people who are damned to hell anyway. Religion is so ridiculously hypocritical and contradictory. I've read the Quran and am familiar with the bible. It's is basically identical except for the Jesus being the son of God bit (they believe God created him and he was a prophet but not his son) complete with every contradiction under the sun.

  43. Birtgirl says – reply to this


    oh and haha lesbian (only kidding of course) ;)

  44. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Everyones a hypocrite. I hate the way people who don't love God throw that in our face everytime we say something about doing whats right. is that all you got? is that all you can pull out of your sick lezzbo head? Everyone is a hypocrite. sticks and stone can break bones but words are just words

  45. missy says – reply to this


    Carpet Muncher!!

  46. sam says – reply to this


    god does not exist. you stupid people.
    he doesnt hate anyone.
    you have one fucking life,
    live it how you want it.
    if you want to munch carpet, do it.
    if you want to anally fuck, then do it.
    you have one life.
    don't let an invisible man in the sky bring fear into your life

  47. yourmom says – reply to this


    Re: Kats – Thats her neck you idiot.

  48. Mccallister says – reply to this


    Who the hell does does this covict think he is? Anything for money huh pappa- It was not his right to out his daugther- How much did he get paid?
    And he thinks Dina is a mess-look in the mirror and try to think, why does Lindsay not want a relationship with me? Scum

  49. yourmom says – reply to this


    Re: sam – You should go see Ben Stein's new movie, alittle education wouldn't hurt you.

  50. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: britgirl – there is such a thing called predestination. that means there are peole god created on this earth for his purposes and is that means there meant to go to hell then so be it. it's just to show us how not to be.

  51. 51

    Samantha really isnt something to look at. I guess Lindsay likes the butchies!

  52. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: sam – how can you say god doesn't exsist? where do kittens and sunsets and real love come from then?

  53. Bent says – reply to this


    Time for a couple naming contest!!! This should be GOOD!

  54. Amanda says – reply to this


    I have a secret: God isn't real. And who cares if they're lesbians? Good for them.

  55. Amanda says – reply to this


    lauralovesgod: Is God responsible for your horrific grammar?

  56. anon says – reply to this


    She must be bi because God knows she sure likes men too.

  57. lene says – reply to this


    WTF is the point Michael Lohan? Her publicist denied it, CLEARLY Lindsay doesn't want anyone to know, and still you have to go and confirm it?

    + how old is Lindsay? Maybe she's exploring? There is something called, BI too. but either way, nothing wrong with being a lesbian. whatever she is, and whoever she is dating, I'll always be a fan - - Love her movie. Lindsay is a great actress,and seems like a great person.

  58. Donna says – reply to this


    **FINALLY** Something to find interesting about Lindsay Lohan! You GO girl!

  59. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: Amanda – yes he is.

  60. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: sam – you poor girl.. you'll never find true happiness in your one life. if you say he doesn't exist then how can he not hate anyone?

  61. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: britgirl – that's why the bible says to only read the bible because other books will just poison your mind against him. and it has succseded in your life. fool

  62. Donna says – reply to this


    Re: Bent

    How about Manhan?

  63. mdf says – reply to this


    Why can't they just be…..leave them alone. Perez, you are so damn self righteous in making yourself the self-appointed "Gay Exposer" and a celebrity parenting expert. Just get over yourself already.

  64. sad says – reply to this


    Re: alyssa – wow are you sure your name is Alyssa and not Fred Phelps? get OVER it. if she was a lesbian or bisexual she was that way from birth and "God" made her that way. Move to Iran if you have such twisted views of the world.

  65. wow says – reply to this


    ALL YOU HATEMONGERS: get off the damn site then! This is a GAY MAN'S website and if you have hate in your hearts and use the bible to disguise it, you're sick.

  66. Valerie says – reply to this


    Can she get ANY grosser……

  67. you got THAT wrong says – reply to this


    Re: lauralovesgod – no, you fool, saying words are just words. Words inspire action… HITLER used words, think about how that turned out. And words against gays can inspire violence from hateful bigots like you.

  68. ashley says – reply to this


    she's not engaged. she's had that ring on her ring finger for a long time now. even before rehab, and during rehab, while she was with riley.

  69. mmm says – reply to this


    YAWN, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!
    THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. 70

    michael is the real whore in this family

  71. Marla says – reply to this


    I think it's just something she's pulling off to get to the news and tabloids away from her other problems. I'm sure this girl and her are getting a good laugh at it.

  72. jc says – reply to this


    They are like the new Bobby & Whitney!

  73. natalia says – reply to this


    if you wanna talk about couples that won't last perez i give this one til labor day…maybe longer but not much. she feels so lost without the constant attention that she'll go to anyone who will give it to her. lost and confused and soon to be one of those lame girls who claims "it wasn't for me" whatevs!

  74. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: you got THAT wrong – i'm not full of hate about it. i just speak the truth. and all your got is more names to call me. how sad you are.

  75. marsha says – reply to this


    Religion has nothing to do with this Mr Lohan is a bad father and wants his 15 minute of fame go anyway already. I think Lindsay is doing this to just get press who cares who Lindsay is or is not having sex with.

  76. zzzz says – reply to this


    Re: mmm – Hey Little ATHEIST SHUT THE FUCK UP

  77. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: mmm – maybe in your life and tha's probly why your life is what it is. srry to hear that.

  78. lauralovesgod says – reply to this


    Re: zzzz – i shouldv'e said that but i digress.

  79. eMJaye says – reply to this


    aaaaaaaaaaaaalways knew she's gonna be lovin a girl. lol schweet! and alsoo lovin a guy - hollywood needs a younger ellen portia cos the real ellen portia gone porcelain - beautiful, untouchable and boring. Let LiLo have her fun!

  80. faith_4full says – reply to this


    Re: Dr. M

    Actually God does love lesbians, he loves everyone including sinners which includes all of you, even those of you who judge and tell people God does not love them. This is why people turn away from Him, because of stipulations that you put on his love. He love us all.

  81. lips says – reply to this


    Oh if my Dad did that, I'd kill him. He was mildly supportive at least, or at least not unsupportive. Hang in there, Lindsay. And I hope the wedding rumors are true!

  82. Kizi says – reply to this


    FIRST, to everybody who says God doesn't love lesbians or God hates lesbians… God loves everyone and HATES no one. It is just not right for her to be doing that cuz… but as for Samantha, (and perez for that matter) she was obviously born that way and there's no way God's gonna punish her for it… but for ppl like Lindsay who CHOOSE to be gay either because of their own insecurities/lack of morals/general whoriness, yes THEY WILL go to hell.

  83. Sammie says – reply to this


    It will probably save her career. Remember when being a gay guy was in? I think Lesbianism is the next big thing.

  84. Anne says – reply to this


    i'm really happy for them…
    And what's that people?? "she could have done better ??" love is blind ;)
    And i also think if Lindsay is happy let her be…

  85. Ashley says – reply to this


    Re: mURray – As I said, God loves everybody, but does not approve of sins-such as murder, stealing, and even being gay. I can befriend a gay person but not approve of him/her being gay. I have no problem with gay people, and Perez's blog is a wonderful site, and reading it does not make me a hypocrite. If people believe that being gay is not a sin, then one day they will continue down the ine and defend stealing and murder as "not a sin."

  86. nim says – reply to this


    I call them the lesbian Pete Doherty/Kate Moss. I heart them. Stay together forever and entertain me with your craziness ladies!!

  87. Crya says – reply to this


    Viva la Lezzy Lohan

  88. katherine says – reply to this


    they're so cute together!! Love it. They look so happy and I wish them all the best.

  89. So let me get this straight ... says – reply to this


    … Perez, now that Lindsay is supposedly a "lesbian," you "love" her? And if she weren't, you'd still be calling her trash and saying nasty things about her?

  90. renee says – reply to this


    i couldnt care less if lindsey is a lesbo but samantha ronson is sooooooooooooo uglyy…lindsey must be on some serious drugs……..ewwwwwwwwwwww

  91. paulie says – reply to this


    Re: Bent – The LoMan!

  92. murray says – reply to this


    Re: Ashley – so do you also make friends with people who commit murder or steal? and how is it that being gay is equated with murdering or stealing besides being a sin? re read your comment and please recognize how ignorant you sound. also you said in your initial comment that he does not love their sins- just thought i would clarify because love and approve are very very very different things. but i think what you are trying to say is just proving my point. no one should have to be approved prior to being loved. you and your religion are sad and they set you up for a life of failure because you are constantly trying to appease god and his expectations are higher than anything humanity can achieve.

  93. Angelina says – reply to this


    Way to "Jon Voight" it up, pappa lohan. Mind your business.

  94. Sabine says – reply to this


    I have no idea who this woman actually is… who is this? What is she known for? I don't live in a cave or something like that, but in Germany NOBODY knows this woman for sure!!!

  95. Cassie says – reply to this


    This is pretty big, actually…though I would like Lindsay and "Man" to actually come-out come-out together…you know? We need SOMETHING since Britney has (thank God) calmed down– :)

  96. missouri2 says – reply to this


    God loves everyone. And so should we.

  97. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    This is TRUE LOVE people!
    Not some cheap ploy to get
    publicity by a fading actress desperate
    for publicity…not at all…
    that is Lindsay's story
    and she is sticking to it…

  98. cindy says – reply to this


    woohoo i live in germany too!

  99. jen says – reply to this


    i think lindsay could do so much better i mean samantha doesnt look like the "right" 1 for her.. LINDSAY needs a good looking woman, hot, a bit younger just someone who fits to her in many different ways you know

  100. 100

    Keep talking, Daddy Lohan…!!! ;)
    I JUST now decided, of all the Loser Lohans, that I may just like him a little more than the rest.
    Which doesn't say much.

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