Poppa Lohan: "Lindsay's Dating saMANtha!"
Even though her publicist has repeatedly lied denied it….
Lindsay Lohan's famewhoring (and we love it) father, Michael, is confirming reports that his daughter is in a lesbian relationship with saMANtha Ronson.
Poppa Lohan says their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Lindsay and Ronson were recently seen making out in Cannes. The pair are reported to have moved in together and rumored to be engaged.
Still, Michael adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear."
His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Hey, God loves lesbians….and so do we!
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lesbian or not lindsay could have done way better…
Obviously somebody didn't get the news that Mr. Lohan's decided to back off on supporting his daughter, and is now denying that he even made the comment(s) referenced in this story… which I think is a load of horse-crap. If you're going to be supportive, be supportive.
She is just another example of white trash with money. Lohan is trying to get a little more attention from everyone.
She obviously didn't get proper guidance growing up.
Re: Lara –
I loved your post, and thank you. Obviously some of the Bible-readers around here, (who seem to believe nothing happened on this earth was any good until a group of men wrote a book) NEED TO READ IT!
I hope you don't mind, I'm gonna post it again:
"Wow, talk about some insane comments on this forum so far about this:
"God hates lesbians" ? SAYS WHO?
I'll answer that: Some man who wrote it down in a book a couple thousand years ago because he thought it might be a problem for humans who (he felt) should constantly "procreate."
People, PLEASE. There will always be enough heterosexuals to over-populate the planet.
And human beings have been here, living & loving each other A HELL OF A LOT LONGER than that "book" has been around.
And babies are still being born, people are still living & loving each other, and the CHURCH is about to fall into a crevice. WHY?
Because humanity as a whole is beginning to realize that heaven and hell exist on this planet, together, in both harmony & disharmony, which is the only way we could possibly have LIFE.
And for you idiot fundamentalists who believe what you’re told, without question:
When we die, we ARE NOT going to burn in a big ol’ bonfire, and we sure as hell ARE NOT going to stand around smiling stupidly at each other in some distant, oh-so-perfect heaven."
YES!!!!
HOW ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DECIDE YOU WANT TO BE A LESBIAN?!
IS SHE A LESBIAN OR JUST A NASTY WHORE WHO WILL TAKE IT ANY WHERE SHE CAN GET IT?
I GUESS I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND SINCE I AM NEITHER LESBIAN OR WHORE!
I DON'T MIND PEOPLE WHO ARE GAY I JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO CANT SEEM TO DECIDE WHAT SEX THEY WANT TO BE WITH IT'S EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER NOT BOTH. BI-SEXUALS ARE JUST WHORES!
man, im a straight girl, and i think they make a hot couple.
and im guessing all you think "god" doesnt love everyone then, which means NONE of you are really "religious", your just spitting shit out of your mouth to seem like top shit.
"god" loves everyone, he may not have "created" us for us to love another person of the same gender, but does the bible not say "LOVE IS BLIND"?
clearly, if any of you believe in FATE or DESTINY or LOVE, you would see that if someone likes someone, it doesnt matter what gender they are, feelings are feelings.
im also assuming none of you will ever/have ever fallen in love.
peacee hippocrytes.
Re: dallas – The bible also says that the punishment for homosexuality is death.
Re: starfishgazer – People are not born gay. If you believe the Bible (and I assume you do because you talked about it in your comment) then you would know that God does not approve of homosexuality and says the punishment for it is death. God would not punish somebody for something they were born with, so nobody is born gay. IT IS A CHOICE!
re: ashley
Tell me you didn't just make a fool of yourself by claiming that because the Bible says that the punishment for homosexuality is death, a person can't be born homosexual. If you'd bother to read the New Testament, you'd realize pretty quickly that Jesus Christ effectively overruled the laws and prohibitions laid out in the Old Testament - the 'lesser' Law of Moses - with a 'higher law'. People trying to use the Bible to condemn homosexuality tend to forget that Christ preached tolerance and love to ALL, regardless of gender, station, or class. Yes, most Christians believe that homosexuality is morally wrong, but that doesn't mean that God loves those who identify themselves as homosexual any less.
Anyway, I digress.
Did you notice that the hickie is on the same side of Samantha's neck that Lindsay was kissing at Diddy's party??
hmmm…
Does Lindsay like one side of Samantha's neck more than the other..?
Lindsay, admit it already! You're making it a bigger deal than what it really is!!!! You're dating a girl, woop-di-doo!!
FAMEWHORE!!
Re: gigi – Re: gigi –
ugghhh, i know!! I agree with you like 200%
People could care less! You are who you are,
and you love who you love… no one caress that it's a girl!!!
and if anyone does care, screw them..
just admit it!!!
I hate the fact that she and her mom are still denying it!!
Is Lindsay ashamed of her relationship?
IN THEORY:
Jesus would have sex with the two of them, simultaneously
If not to cure them of lesbianism, with his HOLY SHWANG
But the herpes as well.
Re: lauralovesgod –
Is it really your right as a "Christian" to say that everyone is a hypocrite?
Is it really your right to call the people that are giving their opinions "sick lezzbo heads"?
How are you as a "Christian" spreading the love of God, when all you say is a negative comment? Is is really that hard to love someone for who they are instead of judge them and call them names? Whatever happened to "what would Jesus do?" God judges people individually, because guess what? Only God can judge us!! He is the only one that truly knows us!!
So the next time you think of pointing a finger at someone and call them out for all the wrong things they are doing…. You should think about what YOU have done wrong and how God will feel about you being sooooo judgemental to one of HIS children. God does love lesbians, gays, or straights; because He loves ALL His children. He doesn't want them to be that way, but that DOES NOT mean that He doesn't love them. Don't go around saying that He doesn't because that's wrong. God is Love, not hate. Learn that! Also, learn to fix your flaws before you go around criticizing other people's flaws.
True that. I thought she was bisexual though? Maybe Sam was the only person who was ever truly there for her…I mean, look at her parents…hey, I can respect that. Like the Beatles said, "All you need is love."
duuude like what the fuck is going up with you???why the fuck are you saying that their going out ???their sooo not, she has a bf what are you talking about!!!like honestly leave them alone you dont know shit…the first thing you think, is the first thing you put!!!
Re: mmm –
well then if your bitch ass is so tired…then go to SLEEP && stop yawning like a stupid ass!!!then get of the computer && get off and go to sleep!dont get on nomore if thats all your gonna do …if you dont want to know!
Re: gracie – bf? No one has said anything at all about a boyfriend, anywhere. No guy seen anywhere that isn't just really one of her best gays or a friend. How can someone be that DL? Lindsay is some sort of mastermind, then. Also, how does having a boyfriend mean she's not fucking Ronson?
They are hot. What an ass hole father she has.
yea, um, to me, theres no such thing as god
god is just a big lie
yea, thats my opinion.
I think they make an awesome couple, they could be the next Brangelina if they play their cards right.