Asslee Comes Cheap

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As we had mentioned in March, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was set to premiere a new collection of tops 'designed' by her to be sold exclusively at Wet Seal.

The launch date was April 22nd, and now just a bit over a month later, the collection is already doing poorly.

So bad that they're practically giving it away for free!!!

The line started out with about a dozen different shirts. They were originally marked at $19.50.

Now, they are being sold on West Seal's website for just $4.99.

Cheaper than buying a latte!

Poor Asslee.

Even though her clothing line didn't go well, at least she has her new husband and baby on the way.

Let's hope she doesn't start to make baby clothes now!

    Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm / Email this  »

    99 comments to “Asslee Comes Cheap”

    1. virgin says – reply to this


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      yay first?? maybe??' ashley sux

    2. virgin says – reply to this


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      yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy finallllyyyyyyy firssttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! what??!!? im bored…. ;) :) but ashley does try too hard and dont u guys think she seems like fake….even the way she talks

    3. Amber says – reply to this


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      haha "Ass"lee xD
      Love it

    4. s says – reply to this


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      wet seal not west seal

    5. Ssinn says – reply to this


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      All clothes at Wet Seal go that cheap during clearance. :\

    6. alyssa says – reply to this


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      who wants a shirt with ashlee's face on it anyways.
      the material sucks on those clothes, i've seen it with my own eyes. UGLY

    7. gable says – reply to this


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      third! close nuff

    8. ff says – reply to this


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      sixth

    9. I FUCK says – reply to this


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      what a whore. stick to being a Nobody Hack. If you cum to chicago I will kick you mothafucking ass!!!

    10. Erin says – reply to this


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      The shirts are almost as ugly as she is!

    11. lil' says – reply to this


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      Who would want that punim on a tee?

    12. sexy says – reply to this


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      lol

    13. whatev says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    14. none says – reply to this


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      It's still better than your shit Perez…you will have to pay people to take your crap away

    15. sdfsad says – reply to this


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      GROW US ASSLEE

      Selling clothes? Sell your body to me!!

      Cum to Chicago and we can have wild sex. Oh, btw. Pete was in my bar McFadden's in Chicago last week, drunk off his jew ass.

      He went to the private room with some girl. I have pics!!!!



    16. 16

      theyre kinda cute

    17. cassie says – reply to this


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      y wuld anyone wear anything with her face on itt???

    18. f says – reply to this


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      THATS SO NOT TRUE. I WENT ON THERE A WHILE AGO AND THEY WERE ALLL SOLD OUT FOR A WHILE,WETSEAL JUST ALWAYS LOWERS THERE PRICES

    19. Distur says – reply to this


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      Learn from it Perez - your shiteous "line" of garbage will do the exact same thing ;)

    20. jvcjv says – reply to this


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      ……………..

    21. babsy says – reply to this


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      she is fuglesss

    22. LM says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    23. duh says – reply to this


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      Makes for some good and cheap asswipe!!!

    24. papajo says – reply to this


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      gross, no one is going to buy that shit!

    25. kp says – reply to this


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      those shirts are ugly.

      and do we really know for sure if Ashlee is preggers?



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      GROW US ASSLEE

      Selling clothes? Sell your body to me!!

      Cum to Chicago and we can have wild sex. Oh, btw. Pete was in my bar McFadden's in Chicago last week, drunk off his jew ass.

      He went to the private room with some girl. I have pics!!!!

    27. Meatho says – reply to this


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      I'm sure they look better on the clothes rack at the store…

    28. emma says – reply to this


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      second?
      i feel bad for her…

    29. Normie says – reply to this


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      Perez, so why do you hate Ashlee so much? You are so obsessed with the most jacked up people like crackhead Amy W. You never put her down and she's such a freakin druggy it's pathetic. At least Ashlee isn't into nasty ass drugs!! You're such a hater!!! What are going to say about yourself when your gay ass shit isn't selling either? I'm sure you'll come up with something clever! Loser!!

    30. douche says – reply to this


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      who?

    31. becca says – reply to this


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      Re: sdfsad – for serious?

    32. JM says – reply to this


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      Is she even pregnant? We keep hearing about it, but nobody is saying anything new. ALTHOUGH if you scope out the pictures in PEOPLE, she totally looks it.

    33. moe says – reply to this


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      i think theyre cute…ill buy them…if they had it on my size.

    34. JESSY says – reply to this


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      WHO in the hell wants to wear ASSlees face on their shirt? Come on ,who thought it would sell?

    35. asslee says – reply to this


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      but not everybody comes in my mouth

    36. usuck says – reply to this


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      I cant wait until your crap gets put on clearance!!!! The only difference is yours will be $1.99

    37. Animal says – reply to this


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      Who would want that fugly skank's face plastered on the front of their T-shirt? No wonder they can't sell that shit!
      .
      I'll bet even if they GAVE those shiteous things away to the homeless that even they wouldn't wear them!

    38. shay says – reply to this


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      Her knock up ass is not going to be able to wear her own crap.
      If she came up with baby clothers no one will buy it.

    39. shay says – reply to this


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      Pete should were it. It would be perfect on him.

    40. Kelly says – reply to this


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      i want one!!!!!!!!!



    41. 41

      MUSH. MUSHY. MUSHICAL.



    42. 42

      WTF

    43. Titz says – reply to this


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      Nobody shops at Wet Seal anymore! It's looks like a Goodwill store, except some of that shit is nice!

    44. brainc says – reply to this


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      They look like cheap t-shirts with sillouettes of Ashlee on them. Really–could they be any less creative or bland?? Who wants that??

    45. nise says – reply to this


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      No one wants shirts with people's faces on them, they just look dumb.

    46. will says – reply to this


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      sure looks better than the clothing line you did. i wouldnt even dress my enemies in your shit.

    47. Kari says – reply to this


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      If her ugly face wasn't plastered on those t-shirts then more people would buy them.



    48. 48

      her husband is more feminine looking than she is.

    49. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Yeah I saw those shirts on the clearance rack at my Wet Seal today - buy one get one free! ahahha There was one shirt I liked, until I looked at the front and saw her giant face on it .. who wants that?

    50. Wait.. says – reply to this


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      She "designed" these shirts by putting her own face on them?! And WHO is telling her that people want to wear her face? Her dad?

    51. Mel says – reply to this


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      why would i want a picture of her on my t-shirt?

    52. Jennif says – reply to this


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      I would like the shirts better if her face wasn't on all of them. That's my only issue with them.

    53. stepha says – reply to this


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      ew. i would never walk around in those shiteous t-shirts.

    54. Drtygr says – reply to this


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      noone wants to wear her ugly face on a shirt.

    55. nedyah says – reply to this


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      it's wet seal not west seal. and ashlee's designs aren't terrible.

    56. tracey says – reply to this


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      why would anyone want aslee simpson's face on their chest? SHe should have just designed a t-shirt collection with some cool graphics and put her NAME on the TAG not her FACE on the SHIRT!

    57. nikki says – reply to this


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      And WHEN are you going to apologize for your own "line"????

      Fuck you Perez. Go suck Marc Jacob's ass hole.

    58. sheila says – reply to this


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      no one is gonna want that shit, she's a sell out

    59. ms.ric says – reply to this


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      she has a few cute shirts that aren't on sale and prob Is
      sold out in most stores. I agree with the whole face thing though. A little narsassatistic (sp) don't you think.

    60. EP says – reply to this


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      STD&sup2

    61. Carly says – reply to this


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      Why do all those shirts have to have her face plastered all over them? Come on–how lame do you have to be to have Ashlee Simpson's face on your shirt?! Obviously no one wants to wear them or buy them…ouch.

    62. whonee says – reply to this


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      Re: Distur – You got that right! I have an idea. Ash and Pisserz can send all the rags when they don't sell to Madonna for her orphanage she plans in Malaway. And Perez will always be an old single queen who fantasizes over men. I love to slap his idiotic face just once, but I can't be bothered.

    63. Aly says – reply to this


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      I'd rather go to Subway.

    64. Novel1 says – reply to this


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      A lot better than YOUR FUGLY shirts, P. Pull your head outta u ass

    65. Andry says – reply to this


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      Yeah, probably because no one wants a shirt with her face splattered all over it… I mean, who would create a design with their own face over everything?
      DUH!

    66. tinker says – reply to this


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      haha virgin u r soo true!! i think she is fake…. sorry pete :(

    67. Kristy says – reply to this


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      wow i actually like them, and for 4.99 steal

    68. D says – reply to this


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      Soon to be sold at Wal-Mart and the Family Dollar Store.

    69. Tonia says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, your line of clothing will be next.

    70. tre says – reply to this


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      who the hell would want to walk around with this chick's face on their shirt?

    71. rameng says – reply to this


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      she doesn't need to plaser her face all ofer the t-shirts ew!

    72. me says – reply to this


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      That stores cheap! Ewww who shops there.? or wants to wear her face? what an ego.

    73. Bossy says – reply to this


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      I work at Wet Seal. We got a whole shitload of transfers of her shirts from another store because they weren't selling. And you know what the messed up part was? WE WEREN'T ALLOWED OUR DISCOUNT ON THE CLOTHES THE FIRST WEEK THEY WERE AVAILABLE. we get 40% off and were were not allowed ANY discount whatsoever until the following week. In our "wrap-in" they were trying to have us push her clothes collection b/c it wasn't selling like they had hoped. Most people who were purchasing them didn't even know that it was ashlee simpson on the shirts or that they were from her "collection". It was pathetic and instead of paying all this money to have ashlee be our "spokesperson" they should've given all of us a freaking raise

    74. OUCH says – reply to this


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      perez don't be trashing so quickly. lets see how your "line" goes. i hope you let us know when your shirts go down to 99 cents.

    75. Sim says – reply to this


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      FUGLY. $4.99 for a t shirt with her face on it is still way too expensive.

    76. tash says – reply to this


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      maybe they shouldn't put her fucking face on it!

    77. katie says – reply to this


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      omg is that really her FACE on the damn t-shirt… geez.
      & who gives a shit about that nasty thing anyway??!!!

    78. Boss says – reply to this


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      I am the store manager of a Wet Seal, and we did not sell ONE SINGLE shirt with her face on it. She had some just leopard print shirts that sold, but no bought the ones with her on it. Most people didnt even recognize her since she changed her hair RIGHT before the shirts came out and all our marketing had red head Ashlee, yet the cd had her with blonde hair. I know for a fact she didnt design any of them. She just licensed with Wet Seal to use her pictures and graphics for them. It was a huge mistake the company made. Though, the cd isnt half bad, we've been playing every track over and over again.

    79. Jon says – reply to this


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      First of all Wet Seal is the shiteoust store ever!! Ashlee needs to design higher end clothing take a cue from your sister sweetie

    80. lala says – reply to this


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      Perez your "clothing line" is just as fugly, that will be your shithouse t-shirts soon!!

    81. grus says – reply to this


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      These shirts bite. Who would want to look at aslee and her fake nose all day? They look like clothes that you find in a bargain rack or garage sale. It looks like everything aslee touches turns to crap. Well, I might use one of those shirts to check my oil in my car, but then again it might contaminate my cars engine.

    82. jamie says – reply to this


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      she's admited that she didnt desgin any of them

    83. scarle says – reply to this


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      Now she'll probably start making onesies and training pants. Hollywood needs to get a life.

    84. melind says – reply to this


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      They didn't do well yet all the other designs are sold out! These are the only ones that didn't go.

    85. k says – reply to this


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      maybe they'd sell if her mug wasn't on the front…

    86. Mymand says – reply to this


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      Maybe if it didn't have your face plastered all over them they would sell. How pretentious of her!

    87. kim says – reply to this


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      Eww why would I wear her face!! I bet she didn't design these, the shirts would be better if they took out her annoying trashy face!

    88. katie says – reply to this


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      almost as bad as dressing your kids in disney clothes. erg Why would I want her face on a shirt?

    89. liz says – reply to this


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      the shirts would have looked better without her face on
      them.

    90. t says – reply to this


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      those shirts actually look cute. I hope ass reads this. keep it up! i think ur stuff is way cute. im goin to buy a few shirts right now…

    91. JBart says – reply to this


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      i love Wet Seal, i bought 2 of the shirts from her "line" and they didn'nt have her face on them or writing on them just animal prints. they were so cute and most of her shirts sold out within a week or 2, including the ones i bought! it's only the stupid ones that have her face on them that are left and now they're really cheap..

    92. steph says – reply to this


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      i totally bought that teal one!

    93. Dani says – reply to this


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      Re: s – "wet seal not west seal" - no kidding. Perez, take 30 seconds to read what you've written. I love coming to your site but holy crow, SLOPPY!

    94. newfie says – reply to this


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      I'm not surprised her face is on the shirts. Has anyone ever seen Jessica Simpson's clothing? Big JESSICA SIMPSON in white written on the waitband. One pair of the track pants were ok until I saw her name on the back. They're just trying to promote themselves with uber ugly shit.

    95. xom3rf says – reply to this


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      I happen to walk into a Wet Seal one day and see these ridiculous shirts. Not only is the quality poor (looks like they were made in a freakin sweatshop!) but they were pretty damn ugly. I thought the most ridiculous ones were the ones with her image on them…pretty hilarious.



    96. 96

      Maybe they would have sold better if she had not put her face on them.

    97. ashley says – reply to this


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      haha, I saw these in the store the other day.

      I honestly like Ashlee, but, I don't want a giant picture of her face on my shirt….

    98. ren says – reply to this


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      maybe if her ugly face wasn't all over the shirts, someone would actually buy them!!!

    99. hahaha says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha…wat did she expect