Best Photo Caption Ever!

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Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm / Email this »

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IRISHme says – reply to this

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youre in there…
marie says – reply to this

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….
you're such a cutiepie, Perez!!!
yummya says – reply to this

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Go Perez!
loveli says – reply to this

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first!!
Jenna says – reply to this

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D-List unite!!!
Jagger says – reply to this

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Jagger Cates!! Yum!!
lauren says – reply to this

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first
TRIZ says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK BETTER WHEN YOU WERE REALLY FAT, AND THATS NOT A GOOD THING….. FATTY
Dude says – reply to this

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enjoy it while you can
k says – reply to this

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LOL!
Tatian says – reply to this

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lol
chels says – reply to this

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LOVE!
kt says – reply to this

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v. 80s chic!
mimi says – reply to this

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super cute!!
boss says – reply to this

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oh perez
your such a slut like samantha
loves ittttt
FUCK O says – reply to this

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MUCH LOVE P
Fistyy says – reply to this

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first, very cool btw
lmo says – reply to this

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First? AWESOME!!!!!!!
Ana says – reply to this

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Wow Perez, you look FUCKING FANTASTIC!
DSumme says – reply to this

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Ok, just don't start spreading rumours that you are dating him now, Ok Perez
Stacey says – reply to this

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lookin' good perez!
Micah says – reply to this

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coool. perez ur looking slim urself!
Jalise says – reply to this

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perez u look skinny! good job! Keep it up! I'm trying too!
nichol says – reply to this

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Perez, what the HELL are you wearing… Have you or have you not had that shirt since you were in the 8th grade??? I love you, but that is putrid.
ew says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWW PEREZ you look like shit disgusitng
lolo says – reply to this

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Second?
jmm* says – reply to this

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perez, you're looking so good! skinnyskinny!
Paulatina says – reply to this

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You look hot Perez !!
doodle says – reply to this

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studly.
econga says – reply to this

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Antonio Is Hot! Perez work it biotch.
mamalo says – reply to this

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puta face mario!!!!
yay says – reply to this

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FIRST!
pitz says – reply to this

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first lukas pitz
juca says – reply to this

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love your hair perez !
nicole says – reply to this

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u look hot!!! love the sweater
camill says – reply to this

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OMG! How sexy are you two!!! Perez you are looking so freakin fabulous I'm so proud of you sticking to your goal and working so hard! It's workin honey! Sending loves and lots of good energy your way,
Cam
Barkle says – reply to this

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you are hottness!! love it bitch
say wh says – reply to this

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perez 4 words for you…get a STYLIST pronto!
you look hit…and that shirt is just crazy!
teeny says – reply to this

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first!
SPatho says – reply to this

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yay!! cute photo!
4rt says – reply to this

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God Perez!!!
You look even uglier than you really are standing next to him!!!
cindy says – reply to this

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perez… you are such a chooch. they need to stop taking pictures of you.
aman says – reply to this

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woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tastef says – reply to this

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YOU ROCK! That's too cool. You are looking great too! Keep up the good job.
janet says – reply to this

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BARFF!!!!
LISA I says – reply to this

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WOW. I'd frame it immediately!!.
REBECC says – reply to this

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PEREZooooooo,
LOOK @ THAT SHIRT U R WEARING ?????
Mario says – reply to this

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Wow Perez you are looking healthy! keep it up!
C says – reply to this

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nice sweater…
nina says – reply to this

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Is this a separated at birth segment?:)))) NOT!
Frank says – reply to this

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1st
WORKED says – reply to this

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yeah, so he could get his pic on this site. you're such a fag!
veroni says – reply to this

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perez, your lookin good. and i like your hair…
Gotcha says – reply to this

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Lookin good Perez!
betty says – reply to this

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dude
u look absolutely fantastic! i cant believe how much weight you lost.
antonio sabato doesnt have anything on you.
estas guapisimo o como decimos en LA MADRE PATRIA…estas de puta madre
hayley says – reply to this

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u look skinny perez
Bambi says – reply to this

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Oh yeah!
guerabasura says – reply to this

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Can't you afford a real chain??? That chain looks like it's about to rust any minute.
Anna says – reply to this

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That's a good picture of you!
Obsess says – reply to this

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ha ha ha.. damn he used to be so hot but he needs to lay off whatever he is doing ..botox maybe? I dont know something is off there
lq says – reply to this

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you look good, perezers… but get rid of that awful bling around yo neck. looks like teddy's collar.
chelse says – reply to this

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who wouldn't want a piece of that???
seriously.
if i went anywhere perez-y i would want to chill with him PRONTO!
Josh says – reply to this

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I think you look great, Perez!
r says – reply to this

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you look good perezito!
keep up the weightloss, it's paying off!
montreal hearts you
Loop says – reply to this

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You both are so gorgeous
Maritz says – reply to this

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wow perez! you are definitely looking more healthy!
Me says – reply to this

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OMG Perez…you look GREAT!!!! wowwww!
becca* says – reply to this

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damn right perez
hahaha
Kate says – reply to this

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Wow! Perez! You look amazing. Congratulations, and great job! You've done a kick ass job.
Katja says – reply to this

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Perez you look absolutely stunning in that photo!
As for the other guy…well he's way too cheesy for you…How about the beautiful Rufus Wainwright instead?
Lauren says – reply to this

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Awww, Perez your hair looks soooooo good!
b says – reply to this

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sounds like some washed up somebody is in need of publicity!
betcha says – reply to this

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what is up with his hair? (sabato's)
douche hair!
lay off the gel!
ccmage says – reply to this

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Is it me or does PNasty look like Rumor in this pic? You need to do a seperated at birth for this! I think it's ur hair….sorry
chic says – reply to this

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that shirt/sweater is hella 90's perez…
LwmpA says – reply to this

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Then your alarm clock went off and you woke up Perez!
ag says – reply to this

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Perez, you look so slim!
Ang says – reply to this

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you look so god Perez! Keep it up!
fa-shi says – reply to this

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Perez…. YOU are smokin hot outta control…. look at that transformation… you go!!!!!
Ali says – reply to this

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Looking hot Perez!!
rachel says – reply to this

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YOU LOKO SO SKINNY! i love you
keep up the good work
lorena says – reply to this

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well of course you captured his attention!!!!! score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FQ says – reply to this

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WOW PEREZ, I think that is the UGLIEST sweater I have ever seen. Are you sure your gay? I thought gays had fashion sense?!!!
Love I says – reply to this

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Look at you Perez!! Awesome!!
Nouvel says – reply to this

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Perez…you're wearing a Zack Morris sweater I love it….All you need now is the huge cell phone….sooooo 1993 so awesome…..
xoxooxox
candy says – reply to this

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Ohhh my god Perez you are the luckiest man around he isss sooooo supper hot!! I have loved him forever!!!! Jagger rules!!!
dagggg says – reply to this

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perez you look ferosh! i can't believe how much you have slimmed down. i can't wait to see your beach bod for the 4th of july!!!
Donald says – reply to this

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Perez, LOVE your dark hair. You're really handsome man. KEEP IT THAT WAY!
cather says – reply to this

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Perez….. i freaking luv u…you crack me up…i love antonio sabato, jr.. too…
j says – reply to this

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you look skinny p! congrats! kiss
tania says – reply to this

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hubba hubba perezito
Davin says – reply to this

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Jealous!
No says – reply to this

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lol
party says – reply to this

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aww…how cute…but you are still looking chubby. Really you are on a diet…what is the with the Chili's ads? I mean shouldn't you be pimping out the South Beach Diet or something? come on…stop being a huge sell out. PLEASE!!!!! Oh wait what is that…I think I hear a clock ticking? 15 minutes anyone?
karen says – reply to this

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while i do think antonio is hot, perez, you look absolutely amazing, whatever u r doing, keep up the good work!!!!!
ICEBAB says – reply to this

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perez ur lookin so good keep up the hard work its not easy getin healthy
carnal says – reply to this

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You're looking so good, Perez!
shell says – reply to this

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!!!
Michy2 says – reply to this

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Perez that sweatshirt is FAB, what is it?????
ew says – reply to this

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ew

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