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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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Mimi throws out the ceremonial first pitch before a Japanese professional baseball match between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles at the Tokyo Dome on Wednesday.

1) She should really burn all her clothes from the Glitter era.

2) She should return those shoes to the hooker on Santa Monica and Highland that she stole them from.

and

3) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!

[Photo via Getty Images.]



424 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. Mel says – reply to this
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    Is your FAT ass seriously criticizing someone's thighs?!?!?!?!?

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. ashbas says – reply to this
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    "…focus more on her thigh area?"
    Perez, are you blind? her thighs look great!

  3. boadic says – reply to this
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    Ugh - she is consistently on the worst dressed list. She always looks like trash…and she is not that hot to begin with!

  4. joanna says – reply to this
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    she always appears trashy

  5. erinca says – reply to this
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    you're an idiot perez

  6. 8a says – reply to this
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    ha.. top 10?

  7. John says – reply to this
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    i WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER….SHE IS SOOOOO HOT….

  8. ami says – reply to this
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    yeah i think she just need some serious lotion not a workout and some butt pads.

  9. 9

    she definitely needs to stop trying to be a teenager…I mean yes she looks great for her age but seriously the whole little high school jacket look and i dont even know where those sandals came into this outfit, but who am I , rite???

  10. dutch says – reply to this
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    first !

  11. denise says – reply to this
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    she looks hott! her body is amazing.

  12. joanna says – reply to this
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    hahaha, #1 Mel, that was too funny. Yea perez, dont you look at yourself???? geez, your one to talk.!! LMAO!!

  13. Sarah says – reply to this
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    What's wrong with her thighs?

  14. Meliss says – reply to this
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    Well said Perez!

  15. whoami says – reply to this
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    are you kidding me? She looks amazing.

  16. fm says – reply to this
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    fuj!

  17. munich says – reply to this
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    firzzzt?!

  18. whoo says – reply to this
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    I think she needs to realize she's not 20 anymore lol. Time for new clothes.

  19. Gwen says – reply to this
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    Mariah is a moron

  20. meebit says – reply to this
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    CAN I GET A AMEN! !

  21. Liz86 says – reply to this
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    first!

  22. 22

    I agree about the clothes, but in all fairness I think her thighs look great

  23. tiltym says – reply to this
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    awwwwwwwwwwwww go mimi

  24. Steph says – reply to this
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    Hmmmm, she's a bit old to be in that outfit.

  25. Fat Fu says – reply to this
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    hahaha, you go sister!

  26. lla says – reply to this
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    PEREZ U R A TOTAL TWAT!!!!!

    shes hardly fat!
    take a look at urself u fat pig!

  27. Cmon says – reply to this
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    give her a fucking break. i can only hope i look that good when i'm her age.

  28. loopy says – reply to this
    28

    first

  29. Disagr says – reply to this
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    Her thighs are definitely not deserving of criticism!

  30. {kHk/b says – reply to this
    30

    [[[[[[[[ shez zo dang cute..she should zing the anthem ]]]]]]]]]]]]

    obama= 57 statez…and a new one..az of Veteranz Day””
    his so = called uncle saved the jewz..then
    went in his attic
    and didn't cum out
    for 6 monthz….thatz a LIE….and he told it to our ”VETZ””
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  31. am says – reply to this
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    shes the sickest

  32. Angel says – reply to this
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    She does look like a hooker but her thighs look fine

  33. natali says – reply to this
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    agreed agreed and agreed. also get rid of those hairy extensions (pun intended)!!!

  34. hmm says – reply to this
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    1st!!!! Why have a body like that if your gonna put it in clothes like that??!!

  35. mirror says – reply to this
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    haha.. all this coming from a fat guy that wears make up!!

  36. Jessic says – reply to this
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    What's wrong with her thighs??

  37. sally says – reply to this
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    and/or drop the hoochie-mama hairstyle

  38. Angry says – reply to this
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    You bang on about telling girls to fatten up when they're anorexic… now you're telling Mariah to sort her thighs out? Come on, make up your mind.

    PEREZ… YOU ARE NO OIL PAINTING.

  39. Louis says – reply to this
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    wrong street corner, get off the green.

  40. 40

    That's her signature look. It's cute, like a bratz doll.

  41. lj says – reply to this
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    she's hot

  42. AJ says – reply to this
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    lOVE THAT pEREZ GIVES BODY ADVICE. lOOK IN THE MIRROR TUBBY!!!!

  43. 43

    she's a cougar - they all wear glitter era clothing

  44. jammie says – reply to this
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    perez how can you tell someone to work on their thighs. your ass is soo fat you have food as the background on your page.

  45. Lisa says – reply to this
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    Seriously she is way toooooooooooooooooooo old to be dressing like this. She's an old whore.

  46. 46

    callin her fat???!

  47. JenJen says – reply to this
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    oh and Perez is just oh-so perfect! arse

  48. Mike says – reply to this
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    Why can't this woman age with grace? While she certainly seems to still be in good shape, she's 40-years-old and dresses in a manner that is most unbecoming for a lady of that age. Hell, most of what she wears would look trashy on somebody half her age.

  49. liz says – reply to this
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    perez who the fvck are you to be telling someone where they need to focus on their body. focus on your fvckin gut

  50. MeeMee says – reply to this
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    She's fuckin great, she can do whatever the fuck she wants!!hahaa

  51. Kman says – reply to this
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    Perez,
    What is wrong with you??? She looks hot- nothing wrong with her thighs. You have to stop creating things to complain about. You truly have no creditability- you are like a 13 year old girl mad at the world.

  52. jeff says – reply to this
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    great ass, nice tits. thats all that matters

  53. Lucy says – reply to this
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    there is absolutely nothign wrong with mariah's thighs. that is a horrible thing to say about someone that thin. she has near perfect legs and you know that.

  54. Oprah says – reply to this
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    Oh why, oh why, did I go near Obama. He ruined my career. Now I have to leave the show, when I could of left on a high note like
    Sinfeld did. I hate him and that God damn Rev. of his.

  55. lucy says – reply to this
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    That is really mean about the thighs. I usually find ur comments funny - but her thights look great. Why don't u lose some fat on ur thighs?

  56. jeff says – reply to this
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    You know she's hot because all the women and fags (perez) trash her

  57. Bored says – reply to this
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    dude! She looks nice. Why are you always so mean?

  58. eXecuT says – reply to this
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    Perez, c'mon! The woman is nearly 40 years old and she looks AMAZING! I just turned 40 and I WISH my thighs looked as "bad" as hers. Wait until you're our age, darlin'. Trust me, you'll be marveling at how the hell she looked so good. It's hard to get and MUCH harder to maintain.

    You're looking great, too. Keep up the great work(outs)!

    Love you! XOXOXO,

    ~Kelly in Dallas

  59. david says – reply to this
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    OMG!!! i just lost my breakfast, and last night's dinner. that cow looks absolutely GROSS. how the fuck do you get cellulite AND wrinkles???? this tramp must be older than we think she is.

  60. wendy says – reply to this
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    are you kidding??? i hate her, but she looks fucking SKINNY. i would kill to look like her even tho i'm 21 and she's 72

  61. winter says – reply to this
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    Fashion advice from Perez? It looks like she already took a little too much of that. As for her body, it looks amazing! It's easy to criticize from behind a computer screen.

  62. amy says – reply to this
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    she is the absolute worst dressed celebutard out there.

  63. sooooz says – reply to this
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    You are such a douche….her bod is perfect you fat ass!

  64. Davio says – reply to this
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    cause, you know, perez is such a hottie… ;-P

  65. 65

    she's too old to be wearin shit like this lol but her thighs seem fine… and she has no ass lmao

  66. Anna says – reply to this
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    There's NOTHING wrong with her thighs - so stfu.
    Not everybody needs to have twigs for legs.

  67. whoria says – reply to this
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    lambs are the biggest assholes on the planet. this bitch looks like total SHIT, but of course her dumb ass fans think she looks good. those legs are screaming for liposuction. and yeah, they're wrinkled too?! WTF!!! i'm not even gonna go there about her non-existent flat ass. an 80 year old hag has no business dressing like that.

  68. laura says – reply to this
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    hello hello. i think her thighs are noice!

  69. Rrinne says – reply to this
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    Her figure is amazing. I am not a huge Mariah Carey fan, but she looks amazing!! I am so sick of people criticizing other peoples weight! Take a long look at yourself before you comment on someone else.

  70. Claire says – reply to this
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    calling out mimi for having, what, imperfect thighs is utterly fucking ridiculous! her body is incredible. get real.

  71. Jen says – reply to this
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    What kind of an idiot wears that to throw out a pitch?? What a stupid moron

  72. eb says – reply to this
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    I am going to say it again, Mariah's 15 minutes of fame were over 15 years ago.

  73. pond s says – reply to this
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    WHORE: That's what she looks like. WHORE.

  74. jess says – reply to this
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    that thigh comment was the first time i've been disappointed with perez.

  75. Britne says – reply to this
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    why do i have a sudden craving for cottage cheese after seeing this?

  76. delia says – reply to this
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    Mariah is a washed up hooker from the 80's. She cant even sing anymore. Her clothes are REDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Spandex…hooker heels….all those 80's tight skirts…give it up Mariah!

  77. The Wa says – reply to this
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    It's Japan for crying out loud. They love tacky American stuff/celebs. Heck, Mimi did it all wrong. she should have had a bukkake out there on the mound and she would have become the MOST FAMOUS and ADORED Celeb in Japan EVER!

  78. fancyp says – reply to this
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    She looks better than she has in YEARS! I am so happy she has found happiness and seems to be stabliizing, finally! Her body is perfect….you, on the other hand, are in no position to put down anyone's wardrobe or body…lol.

  79. alicia says – reply to this
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    ) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!

    WTF PEREZZZ!!!
    she looks gooooood

  80. Boo says – reply to this
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    what an ass. Who wears an outfit like that to a baseball game?