How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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Mimi throws out the ceremonial first pitch before a Japanese professional baseball match between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles at the Tokyo Dome on Wednesday.

1) She should really burn all her clothes from the Glitter era.

2) She should return those shoes to the hooker on Santa Monica and Highland that she stole them from.

and

3) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: May 28, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    423 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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    1. Mel says – reply to this


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      Is your FAT ass seriously criticizing someone's thighs?!?!?!?!?

      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. ashbas says – reply to this


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      "…focus more on her thigh area?"
      Perez, are you blind? her thighs look great!

    3. boadic says – reply to this


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      Ugh - she is consistently on the worst dressed list. She always looks like trash…and she is not that hot to begin with!

    4. joanna says – reply to this


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      she always appears trashy

    5. erinca says – reply to this


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      you're an idiot perez

    6. 8a says – reply to this


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      ha.. top 10?

    7. John says – reply to this


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      i WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER….SHE IS SOOOOO HOT….

    8. ami says – reply to this


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      yeah i think she just need some serious lotion not a workout and some butt pads.



    9. 9

      she definitely needs to stop trying to be a teenager…I mean yes she looks great for her age but seriously the whole little high school jacket look and i dont even know where those sandals came into this outfit, but who am I , rite???

    10. dutch says – reply to this


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      first !

    11. denise says – reply to this


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      she looks hott! her body is amazing.

    12. joanna says – reply to this


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      hahaha, #1 Mel, that was too funny. Yea perez, dont you look at yourself???? geez, your one to talk.!! LMAO!!

    13. Sarah says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with her thighs?

    14. Meliss says – reply to this


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      Well said Perez!

    15. whoami says – reply to this


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      are you kidding me? She looks amazing.

    16. fm says – reply to this


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      fuj!

    17. munich says – reply to this


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      firzzzt?!

    18. whoo says – reply to this


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      I think she needs to realize she's not 20 anymore lol. Time for new clothes.

    19. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Mariah is a moron

    20. meebit says – reply to this


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      CAN I GET A AMEN! !

    21. Liz86 says – reply to this


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      first!



    22. 22

      I agree about the clothes, but in all fairness I think her thighs look great

    23. tiltym says – reply to this


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      awwwwwwwwwwwww go mimi

    24. Steph says – reply to this


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      Hmmmm, she's a bit old to be in that outfit.

    25. Fat Fu says – reply to this


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      hahaha, you go sister!

    26. lla says – reply to this


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      PEREZ U R A TOTAL TWAT!!!!!

      shes hardly fat!
      take a look at urself u fat pig!

    27. Cmon says – reply to this


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      give her a fucking break. i can only hope i look that good when i'm her age.

    28. loopy says – reply to this


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      first

    29. Disagr says – reply to this


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      Her thighs are definitely not deserving of criticism!

    30. {kHk/b says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[ shez zo dang cute..she should zing the anthem ]]]]]]]]]]]]

      obama= 57 statez…and a new one..az of Veteranz Day””
      his so = called uncle saved the jewz..then
      went in his attic
      and didn't cum out
      for 6 monthz….thatz a LIE….and he told it to our ”VETZ””
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    31. am says – reply to this


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      shes the sickest

    32. Angel says – reply to this


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      She does look like a hooker but her thighs look fine

    33. natali says – reply to this


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      agreed agreed and agreed. also get rid of those hairy extensions (pun intended)!!!

    34. hmm says – reply to this


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      1st!!!! Why have a body like that if your gonna put it in clothes like that??!!

    35. mirror says – reply to this


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      haha.. all this coming from a fat guy that wears make up!!

    36. Jessic says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with her thighs??

    37. sally says – reply to this


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      and/or drop the hoochie-mama hairstyle

    38. Angry says – reply to this


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      You bang on about telling girls to fatten up when they're anorexic… now you're telling Mariah to sort her thighs out? Come on, make up your mind.

      PEREZ… YOU ARE NO OIL PAINTING.

    39. Louis says – reply to this


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      wrong street corner, get off the green.



    40. 40

      That's her signature look. It's cute, like a bratz doll.

    41. lj says – reply to this


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      she's hot

    42. AJ says – reply to this


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      lOVE THAT pEREZ GIVES BODY ADVICE. lOOK IN THE MIRROR TUBBY!!!!



    43. 43

      she's a cougar - they all wear glitter era clothing

    44. jammie says – reply to this


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      perez how can you tell someone to work on their thighs. your ass is soo fat you have food as the background on your page.

    45. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Seriously she is way toooooooooooooooooooo old to be dressing like this. She's an old whore.



    46. 46

      callin her fat???!

    47. JenJen says – reply to this


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      oh and Perez is just oh-so perfect! arse

    48. Mike says – reply to this


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      Why can't this woman age with grace? While she certainly seems to still be in good shape, she's 40-years-old and dresses in a manner that is most unbecoming for a lady of that age. Hell, most of what she wears would look trashy on somebody half her age.

    49. liz says – reply to this


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      perez who the fvck are you to be telling someone where they need to focus on their body. focus on your fvckin gut

    50. MeeMee says – reply to this


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      She's fuckin great, she can do whatever the fuck she wants!!hahaa

    51. Kman says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      What is wrong with you??? She looks hot- nothing wrong with her thighs. You have to stop creating things to complain about. You truly have no creditability- you are like a 13 year old girl mad at the world.

    52. jeff says – reply to this


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      great ass, nice tits. thats all that matters

    53. Lucy says – reply to this


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      there is absolutely nothign wrong with mariah's thighs. that is a horrible thing to say about someone that thin. she has near perfect legs and you know that.

    54. Oprah says – reply to this


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      Oh why, oh why, did I go near Obama. He ruined my career. Now I have to leave the show, when I could of left on a high note like
      Sinfeld did. I hate him and that God damn Rev. of his.

    55. lucy says – reply to this


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      That is really mean about the thighs. I usually find ur comments funny - but her thights look great. Why don't u lose some fat on ur thighs?

    56. jeff says – reply to this


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      You know she's hot because all the women and fags (perez) trash her

    57. Bored says – reply to this


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      dude! She looks nice. Why are you always so mean?

    58. eXecuT says – reply to this


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      Perez, c'mon! The woman is nearly 40 years old and she looks AMAZING! I just turned 40 and I WISH my thighs looked as "bad" as hers. Wait until you're our age, darlin'. Trust me, you'll be marveling at how the hell she looked so good. It's hard to get and MUCH harder to maintain.

      You're looking great, too. Keep up the great work(outs)!

      Love you! XOXOXO,

      ~Kelly in Dallas

    59. david says – reply to this


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      OMG!!! i just lost my breakfast, and last night's dinner. that cow looks absolutely GROSS. how the fuck do you get cellulite AND wrinkles???? this tramp must be older than we think she is.

    60. wendy says – reply to this


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      are you kidding??? i hate her, but she looks fucking SKINNY. i would kill to look like her even tho i'm 21 and she's 72

    61. winter says – reply to this


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      Fashion advice from Perez? It looks like she already took a little too much of that. As for her body, it looks amazing! It's easy to criticize from behind a computer screen.

    62. amy says – reply to this


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      she is the absolute worst dressed celebutard out there.

    63. sooooz says – reply to this


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      You are such a douche….her bod is perfect you fat ass!

    64. Davio says – reply to this


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      cause, you know, perez is such a hottie… ;-P



    65. 65

      she's too old to be wearin shit like this lol but her thighs seem fine… and she has no ass lmao

    66. Anna says – reply to this


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      There's NOTHING wrong with her thighs - so stfu.
      Not everybody needs to have twigs for legs.

    67. whoria says – reply to this


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      lambs are the biggest assholes on the planet. this bitch looks like total SHIT, but of course her dumb ass fans think she looks good. those legs are screaming for liposuction. and yeah, they're wrinkled too?! WTF!!! i'm not even gonna go there about her non-existent flat ass. an 80 year old hag has no business dressing like that.

    68. laura says – reply to this


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      hello hello. i think her thighs are noice!

    69. Rrinne says – reply to this


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      Her figure is amazing. I am not a huge Mariah Carey fan, but she looks amazing!! I am so sick of people criticizing other peoples weight! Take a long look at yourself before you comment on someone else.

    70. Claire says – reply to this


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      calling out mimi for having, what, imperfect thighs is utterly fucking ridiculous! her body is incredible. get real.

    71. Jen says – reply to this


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      What kind of an idiot wears that to throw out a pitch?? What a stupid moron

    72. eb says – reply to this


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      I am going to say it again, Mariah's 15 minutes of fame were over 15 years ago.

    73. pond s says – reply to this


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      WHORE: That's what she looks like. WHORE.

    74. jess says – reply to this


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      that thigh comment was the first time i've been disappointed with perez.

    75. Britne says – reply to this


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      why do i have a sudden craving for cottage cheese after seeing this?

    76. delia says – reply to this


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      Mariah is a washed up hooker from the 80's. She cant even sing anymore. Her clothes are REDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Spandex…hooker heels….all those 80's tight skirts…give it up Mariah!

    77. fancyp says – reply to this


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      She looks better than she has in YEARS! I am so happy she has found happiness and seems to be stabliizing, finally! Her body is perfect….you, on the other hand, are in no position to put down anyone's wardrobe or body…lol.

    78. alicia says – reply to this


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      ) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!

      WTF PEREZZZ!!!
      she looks gooooood

    79. Boo says – reply to this


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      what an ass. Who wears an outfit like that to a baseball game?

    80. Stevie says – reply to this


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      Perez - chill out and leave her alone! She's looking very fierce. You can see she's put a lot of effort into getting back in shape over the past few months. She looks AMAZING! Congrats Mariah, your hard work has paid off!

    81. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Ugh she is SO nasty. Time to grow up Mariah!!!!!!!!!! Pathetic.

    82. lol!! says – reply to this


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      i totally agree!! you can see her cellulite…..ew!

    83. Missy says – reply to this


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      I agree with all of your comments except the 3rd one. Her legs are seriously HOT!!! Why the hell would you call them fat? I just don't get you…

    84. mmm says – reply to this


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    85. A nut says – reply to this


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      I agree with everything, except the thighs, they're not bad. She needs to grow the hell up and donate her skeezer-wear to the needy hookers though.

    86. Dink says – reply to this


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      YUMMY!!!

    87. Kate says – reply to this


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      I agree with comment one and two … but number three is insane. Her body is beautiful ……

      Do your thighs look better than that?

    88. jason says – reply to this


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      sorry. y'all need glasses, or better taste. she looks like complete shit. you can clearly see the cellulite. and bottom line, she is TOO OLD to still be dressing like a white trash whore. i know that's what she is, but she's not a 20 year old white trash whore.

    89. WTF-PE says – reply to this


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      aren't you trying to promote positive body image with you blog, but your making fun of a woman with a beautiful body, why don't you get a real job instead of spiting poisonous bile out into the universe for some D-list transitoreil fame

    90. Mel says – reply to this


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      WHO KEEPS TELLING HER SHE LOOKS GOOD???????

    91. Monstr says – reply to this


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      Who dresses worse, Mariah or Vanessa Bryant? Discuss!

    92. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Come on Perez… Love ya, but don't hate on Mariah's legs! She looks great! I wish my thighs looked that good! Remember… she's almost 40!

    93. fuckfa says – reply to this


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      shut the fuck up u fat, greasy, slimy, piece of shit spic! go take a fat black cock in your sloppy cum drenched butt hole. somebody should shove a baseball bat up your ass hole and tear u up for the stupid shit that comes out of your aids laced sperm recepticle

    94. Fuqhar says – reply to this


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      Perez, you cannot be serious. I would eat her up, chew the snatch up and spit out the corn from her ass. She looks AMAZING!!!

    95. gina says – reply to this


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      her fans are the only ones who think she looks good. but they're just as dumb and brainless as she is. her cellulite is the first thing you see when you look at the picture.

    96. Shayna says – reply to this


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      Mariah looks amazing. Maybe a bit overdressed for the occasion, but amazing nonetheless. You're a fucking douche.

    97. dsf says – reply to this


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      She should start dressing her age… its like shes 15 in her brain. Now she just looks like a whore… i love her and all, but show us some classy lady look, please.

    98. babygi says – reply to this


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      Perez you really don't know what you're
      talking about cuz Mimi looks HOTT!!!!! Go girl!!!

    99. Lindsa says – reply to this


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      I was in agreement until I got to the last part of point #3. Are you kidding Perez? What is wrong with her thighs? She has an amazing body.

      She just needs to quit dressing that body like she's 17 years old.

    100. just i says – reply to this


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      my 80 year old grandmother looks better than this hag. and she's dead!

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