How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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Mimi throws out the ceremonial first pitch before a Japanese professional baseball match between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles at the Tokyo Dome on Wednesday.

1) She should really burn all her clothes from the Glitter era.

2) She should return those shoes to the hooker on Santa Monica and Highland that she stole them from.

and

3) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: May 28, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    423 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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    1. caroab says – reply to this


      401

      Was it the emancipation or incarceration of Mimi?

    2. hh says – reply to this


      402

      perizzle, can you please stop commenting on others bodies. really! and her body, as well as many others you cut apart, are way above average in every way. most normal people would kill to have this body. tame it.

    3. katie says – reply to this


      403

      perez, come on. someone who obviously went to extremes to lose that weight in the first place doesn't need more criticism about her thighs! why do you think people in hollywood have eating disorders? i love you but you shouldn't perpetuate that kind of thinking,

    4. gracie says – reply to this


      404

      Re: Lara
      so bitch or does that efect you
      i think you need a bugger one duude
      extra large for this bitch!!!
      8==========================3

    5. steve says – reply to this


      405

      Looks trashy, but I'd hit that ’til Sunday.

    6. linnea says – reply to this


      406

      I think it is about time perez took a picture of himself wearing short shorts and we'd get to comment on HIS thighs. I'd LOVE that.

    7. Meliss says – reply to this


      407

      She needs to figure out where she lost her booty at…….

    8. Sarah says – reply to this


      408

      Yes, her outfit is seriously atrosh, but why on earth are you cricizing her legs? She looks pretty skinny to me. We don't all need to pounce on any slight imperfection. Quit being part of the problem, please! All you are doing is perpertuating the image that women need to be 100% flawless in order to be accepted. Not good for young women who read your site. :-(

    9. kerri says – reply to this


      409

      Man oh man…so mean and who are you to criticize? You are fugly yourself…why does the media have to pick apart someone piece by piece. Why can't you just say she looks good. Ugh!!

    10. Starz says – reply to this


      410

      SHE HAS NO ASSSS

    11. keele says – reply to this


      411

      Botox and plastic surgery can only do so much. Hey whatsyername, your legs are showing your age, girl, time to recognize! And time to stop clothing yourself like you're 18 - embarrassing, and pretentious - like your music!

    12. ess says – reply to this


      412

      F***me….she has legs like a f***'n pool table!

    13. blakk says – reply to this


      413

      This bitch is something else! I have never seen anyone think so highly of themselves the way Mariah does. She wants soooooo badly to be a sex symbol and honey..the shit aint workin!!!!! U r not 21 anymore Mariah!!!!!!! You look like a desperate ghetto ho tryin to hold on to your whorish youth. Enough!!! And Perez said it best…BURN THE LEFTOVER GLITTER CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!

    14. madogn says – reply to this


      414

      AT LEAST SHE ISN'T HOLDING A POOR LIL' AFRICAN LIKE MADGE.

    15. Mariah says – reply to this


      415

      YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, focus on the THIGH area, thats ridiculoussssssss shes as HOT as it gets…TRY to just "MAN" up every now and then, shes a DIVA, but shes got it all…get a grip perez

    16. eesh says – reply to this


      416

      yea she looks fine but juuust she needs some serious booty

    17. Cline says – reply to this


      417

      I think her thighs look perfectly fine, muscular and not even a trace of cellulite. That's really taking the skinny thing way too far and is offensive…. but not in a good Perez offensive way, just in a woman hater way.

    18. pink says – reply to this


      418

      can she just buy some actual clothing?

    19. michel says – reply to this


      419

      This your attempt at reverse pysc. you fat bastard? now mrs. M can read how everyone thinks shes banging well u threw yourself under the bus, what a mater u are. As for outfit…. what do you people make a year? Im trusting her judgement on how to pay the bills and market herself…….

    20. LUSA says – reply to this


      420

      shes so fugly, and looks like an 80 year old lady. Please retire WHORIAH.

    21. kobe says – reply to this


      421

      MARIAH=

      FAT
      UGLY
      PLASTIC
      TRANNY

    22. sssss says – reply to this


      422

      no ofns perez
      even if I don't like mariah
      I don't think you have any right to say that she's fat
      espicially cause your not the world's most skinniest person

    23. poop says – reply to this


      423

      I think she looks like joy from my name is earl

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