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The new issue of Us Weekly.

We're feeling nauseous!

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm / Email this »

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Liz says – reply to this

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fuc*in idiots
Kill M says – reply to this

502

I thought Tori Spelling was already married?
randi says – reply to this

503

seriously?
rlee says – reply to this

504

who cares if she gets married, no one will recognize her anywyz, shes already had way too much work done on her face, she should pass some pointers on to her rat boy, maybe he can dye or shave his freakeshly flesh toned 'beard"!!
p-nast says – reply to this

505

yah right. not agian.
Kaylei says – reply to this

506

I can't stand these 2 and for one is his ugly as hell and thinks he's the shit and she is ugly as well and a talentless whore.
xxnigh says – reply to this

507

plastic surgery can't fix that future train wreck
dumpy says – reply to this

508

her chin is seriously giant
Gibbs says – reply to this

509

WTF?!?!? I can't fucking stand anyone from that stupid "reality" show the Hills. I wish they will just go away!!!! Bunch of talentless dumb fuck heads!!!!
ERICA says – reply to this

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I HATE SPENCER I THINK SHE IS MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER MARRYING THAT LOOSER HE SUCH AN ASS SHE IS WAY TO PRETTY FOR HIM ANYWAY HE THINKS HE IS GODS GIFT TO WOMEN BUT REALLY HE"S NOT HE SHOULD GET OVER HIM SELF
Tired says – reply to this

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I'm seriously going to cancel my subscription to US Weekly. They couldn't put anyone else on their cover????? Why do these two get so much attention???? It's pretty obvious that their relationship is completely fake. Nice that she's posing in tank top!
sara says – reply to this

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I totally regret subscribing to US magazine. I am so tired of them wasting their weekly covers on Heidi and Spencer or the feud between Heidi and Lauren. WHO CARES?! I want juice on real celebrities not imitations reality “stars” who have to make up a story for coverage. Uh!
Mike h says – reply to this

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CUNT FACE! VOMIT!
Sim says – reply to this

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She looks like a retarded horse.
Terrib says – reply to this

515

dear lord
fuck u says – reply to this

516

zOMG! no fucking way!

This bitch sooooo wants to stay relevant she'll do anything!!!

Fuck her! & US weekly, does any 1 buy this crap mag anyways?
H says – reply to this

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CHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
Erin says – reply to this

518

Knowone cares……get a real job
jen says – reply to this

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shes a fame whore.point blank…so i think it will work out like this….says she wants to get married……people take intrest…wedding happened(over every mag)then it all dies down then she will say shes pregnant…….shes trying to hold on to fame that was never ment to be….its scam fame
amber says – reply to this

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wat a silly biiatch… just shows how el desperado this z lister is for some moola…
Red_Scorpion says – reply to this

521

Ewww gross
Angela says – reply to this

522

stupid bitch, they a perfect for each other 2 fame whores
kbhg says – reply to this

523

OH PLEASE
Patric says – reply to this

524

Team Lauren!!!!
Katy says – reply to this

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She has to be the most under-acheived, pathetic, and annoying woman I have ever seen. She was on the hills! OH GOD. Yah she was on the hills fueding with her boyfriend and backstabbing ever friend she ever made.

So why is she famous?
Heidi is a complete attention slut. I'm pretty sure she'de
marry a 80 year old man if that meant fame.
Lindse says – reply to this

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Dumb slut will never learn.
NOBODY CARES ANYMORE.
ksand1 says – reply to this

527

what a sea-hag. tranny. fame-whore. trash can. the most revolting display of humanity i have ever seen. vomit in my mouth.
ives says – reply to this

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when is she going to go away….. enough already.

lame ass.
GINA says – reply to this

529

is anyone else completely and utterly sick of her?!?
some one shouldmake her take a long walk off a short pier!
katie says – reply to this

530

not attractive, though she tries. Their story is equally unattractive. why???????
Why is this cover news? Oh! The next stupid generation……
Katie says – reply to this

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Kate with Lance…. oiy. Cheryl Crow is awesome. He must have some bookstore casanova thing about his cock eyed haverd self.
Carrie says – reply to this

532

What is it about her that makes me want to rip her face off?
kriste says – reply to this

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heidi is a pathetic excuse for a celebrity…shes done nothing but be annoying and retarded and somehow managed to get famous for it…does she not know that everyone loves to HATE her and her douchebag boyfriend? the fact that her ridiculous and uninteresting love life make cover stories on magazines like this makes me sick….
kt says – reply to this

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Ru Serious! :O
I honestly HATE Spencer..
ever since the last episonde in the 3 season when he went to vegas to get hidi.. by the way inturupted her during a meeting with her bose and some other dude.. she wanted that job for ever, he knew that but did he care i dont think so.. well did she even get her job back ever since she blew off the meeting?
And when she started rumors with spence about LC I then began to despise her..
I actualy think they belong in their make make a PERFECT couple.
Victor says – reply to this

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why is she soo pathetic! she is a sad wnabe! hu actully cares if she marries that creep! she is an ass and soo is he!. her new nose and teeth/mouth whateva makes her look lik a fukn horse! perfection??….
sky_lisette says – reply to this

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wtf? NO WAY! Is she really THAT stupid?
shelly says – reply to this

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Barfff X 100
seriou says – reply to this

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this is retarded. that was what the rumor was though…they were going to get engaged again break up again and then elope…anything to extend their undeserved 15 minutes…whats next? a baby?
actin says – reply to this

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HEIDI MONTAG… BTW WTF KINDA LAST NAME IS THAT?!
IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY
EW. PUT A BAG OVER HER HEAD!
Paigee says – reply to this

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omfg. shes so fakee. look at her. ugh. attentionn whoreeeeeeee!
caitra says – reply to this

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ew shut up
thinas says – reply to this

542

who the FUCK cares i hope that FUCKIN BITCH BURNS i cant stand her she got famous for being a FUCKIN IDIOT seriously WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karine says – reply to this

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ASKS for a ring?! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
jay says – reply to this

544

what a dumb ugly bitch.
Jessic says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think this cover looks COMPLETELY fake?? It looks like they pasted her head on someone else…..it just looks creepy. But then again, what about Speidi ISNT creepy, fake and completely desperate??
hsdk says – reply to this

546

ewww. her whole face looks FAKE.
Spence says – reply to this

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You all are a bunch of haters. Just because you can't sing and act.
You all get a life…..We have one.
you'r says – reply to this

548

You're feeling nauseated, not nauseous
Kristy says – reply to this

549

What a completely useless tool. If there is any good in the universe she and the udder twat she is dating will just disappear one day and never be heard from again. It would be wonderful.
dumb a says – reply to this

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You're feeling nauseated, not nauseous
Laura says – reply to this

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Does this girl even have any talents?! She can't act, can't sing, and she definitely takes bad pictures. Her only job is to pose for tabloids! Even her job on the Hills is fake. Hopefully people stop paying attention to her and Spencer so we can finally quit hearing about them!
Jen says – reply to this

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i am so sick of reality stars and reality shows. they DEGRADE real talent. this country sucks ass. stop watching reality shows and have some respect for what REAL talent is!
Spirop says – reply to this

553

Oh, wow. This magazine makes me want to throw myself off the nearest bridge.
fuck y says – reply to this

554

You're feeling nauseated, not nauseous
court-court says – reply to this

555

um how many times has she been given a ring or wanted to get married just do it already and STFU! no one cares!!! stupid attention whore!
kthxpl says – reply to this

556

You're feeling nauseated, not nauseous
suz says – reply to this

557

she looks like she got some sort of face job…
elliie says – reply to this

558

OMMGGGGG !!!!! i cnt believe it heidi wants 2 gt married with spencer what happened 2 i need some space i can see the story going on 4 a very long time
ew. says – reply to this

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heidi's so stupid..
Murda Ma says – reply to this

560

1)ok.. So she wants to marry that ugly loooser.. Have at it! that's one less single jobless loser..
2)so she spills about it to a tabloid.. What ever floats ur boat but did she really have to wear a fuckin wedding dress on the cover??.. She's dripping with desperation.. Give it up you wanna be..

Team LC
lola says – reply to this

561

She is so fake like I can't even stand it! How dare people like her say they want an Oscar?! People like her don't even appreciate what an Oscar means! Her music blows and she thinks she's fucking talented. People would kill for her job and it was just fucking handed to her. She talks so nasal now that she has had a nose job. (Has anyone else noticed this?) She doesnt't even appreciate the fashion industry and she has the sluttiest clothing line and that shit isn't even in style anymore. She's a fucking LOSER!

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