Single Again!!!
Good news ladies (and some gents)!
George Clooney has broken up with that slutty former cocktail waitress from Vegas!
After nearly a year of dating, the actor has ended things with Sarah Larson, In Touch Weekly is reporting.
According to a friend of Sarah’s, Clooney recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old Larson removed her belongings.
"George is relieved to be single again," an insider tells the mag. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."
In Touch previously reported that George and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.
"The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider.
George’s rep tells In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.”
We hope Sarah saved her pennies.
The money-well has dried up!!!
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Call me George!!!!
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Woohoo, first!
He's so effin HOTTTTTT!
He's gold. She's a gold-digger. I'm sure there are plenty more of those out there. He's an emotional midget, womanizer. He's pathetic. He'll just find a younger one to date, because he's a loser. I only hope I stop seeing the tramp in magazines now… I mean both of her, of course. That tramp Clooney will stay around a while sadly. Those dumb hos know he won't marry them.
Hey….what happened to all of the spam????
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George Clooney and Leo Dicaprio are womanizers who won't marry and don't have to because they're wealthy and attractive..well one is attractive, anyway. The women who date them know this. It's sad because both he and Leo are actor/activists who generally seem intelligent, yet their personal lives are jokes…more than likely because both are emtionally immature. Yuck!
What is with him and not settling down.. Damn clooney you only have so much longer to live!
who cares? that Cary Grant wannabe motherfucker. excuse my french
So sad. You'll grow older, the girls on your arm will get younger. You don't have to share your life with anyone. Take it from someone married 42 years to my Harrison Ford guy. I wouldn't trade places for anything in the world. Nothing like having a soulmate for life.
he's prolly a homoseptial.
I bet it's because of that magazine interview she gave where she gushed on and on about their relationship. Everyone knows he's a commitment-phobe and when she decided to "tell all", his red flags went up.
SLUTTY? God, you are one heinous, horrible person! What the hell makes her slutty? What makes her slutty? You fucking answer that, you judgemental mind-fucker.
When will everyone realize that "Perez" is just trying to rile you up to get you to comment so s/he can get advertisers? And he/she makes you think all people are bad. All women, for sure. This is a great example of Perez
I'm a slutty waitress at a topless bar. I'm not topless tho, I did keep some morals. CLOONEY COME TO MY PLACE IN DALLAS!!!! I'll suck your ding dong!!!!
Finally - sanity! Fame whore can go back to dancing on bars. Her 15 min is up.
Georgie Porgie, puddin' pie… I'd like some of that pie.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's mine now!!!
George Clooney is handsome and rich, but i think that man has issues. he can't seem to stay in a relationship, and it seems he likes hanging with his male friends more than with his woman.
He can come over to my house anyday!! MMM George Clooney is YUMMY
damn! he finally woke up!
Mark Pessano is a douche
And this is a shock ?? He's a male skank…I find him NOT one bit attractive, nor have i ever…
She was not pretty enough for him anyway!
Different backgrounds? Yea, he's a spoiled celeb used to dating models and other neurotic celebs. she's a real person trying to scrape a living like the rest of us. He has a sense of entitlement. bow to him. She's prob very centered and down to earth. Besides the money and little limelight she got from being with him, she's better off without him. Hard for a non-celeb to get these snotty people. Run Sarah run!!!
ew hes old
George is on to the next "beard". Trust me.
I almost feel sorry for him since he will be an old man who will be single for the rest of his life til I remembered how cocky and arrogant that s.o.b is…..
He and Leo DeCaprio won't settle down because they are both bi. Really they are doing the women a favor. Women need to stop letting men have the honeymoon and get sick of them without marrying them. It always happens, whether you are married or not.
Poor Sarah!
Hopefully her modeling career continues to skyrocket.
And she' not a slut.
She'll be back to waitressing in no time. Hope she had fun while it lasted cause like Perez said: THE MONEY TRAIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Why can't George admit he is GAY! Nothing wrong with being truthful with yourself and others.
I once had a bf like George. Gorgeous to look, but not much of a personality. The only thing I missed was how fit he was. I mean- Phwoargh! But I reckon George has it all- not just looks or $$- he seems like a really fun, intelligent bloke. I bet she wished she was the "one" but, alas that aint gonna happen with a playa like dat. That is all.
hes so amazing. he shouldnt settle down, he does have to.
after sex what else is there to talk about. She was nice arm candy. She wasn't beautiful…she was CUTE.
She is a media whore but he is a shameless womanizer.
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.
ABOUT TIME!!!
"The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider.
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CORRECT: THEY HAD LITTLE IN COMMON; SHE LIKES MEN WITH MONEY AND GEORGE JUST LIKES MEN. AND GEORGE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TIED DOWN……….UNLESS IT IS BY ANOTHER MAN.
THAN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Different backgrounds? Yea, he's a spoiled celeb with a sense of entitlement used to dating models and other neurotic celbs. she's a real person scraping by like the rest of us. Prob down to earth and just real. The money and fame from dating Clooney was prob fun, but SHE'S better off without HIM. We non-celebs will never understand these shitty spoiled people. Why the hate for her? SHE'S ONE OF US!! HE'S NOT!!
AND WE HAVE TO REGISTER NOW ON THIS POS SITE?
perez is like a bitchy jealous school girl………………..sarah larson is absolutely beautiful
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I feel somewhat relieved reading this
ok, he must really be gay.
Snoozey snooze snooze. Now if I can only get David Cook to stop seeing that skank Kimberly Caldwell, I can get back to my fantasies of him. Cougars don't like Kimberly Calwell fucking up our fantasies. Meow.
i've always thought she seems sweet.
you'll have that!
I keep hearing that he's not that into the girls..maybe it's true
Don't be too sure, George is a master at pranks. It could just be a diversion….. you never know.
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Re: NYbitc – LOLOL!
i've always thought she seems sweet.
i really wish he'd settle down.
I feel bad for her…George is sexy but since i'll never have a shot with him, i can justifiably feel bad for the women who lost him.
he will never settle for one woman for the rest of his life. He is too immmature to realize what real love is once the "fireworks" die down. He will be a old lonley man one day.
I thought he was gay and these women were just his "beards"
She did what ant other woman, and some men, would've done. She dated Clooney b/c he wanted to date her. Why hate on her? She's a working gal like the rest of us. I'm a working-for-a-living person and I totally get her. All of us should.
SHE'S ONE OF US PEOPLE!!! HE'S NOT!!!
He wouldn't give us the time of day so why defend/idolize him? If you approached her I'm sure she's prob very friendly and just a regular person like us!
Re: Slutty – Umm google her and you'll find out why she's slutty. She definately is/was slutty.
Well, it sure took him long enough to wake up. How could he not have known she was a Vegas "party" girl (read: call girl)? He waited a respectable time after that incident where someone left an anonymous phone message that all his friends wanted him to drop her before she sullied his reputation. Guess he took their advice.
OOOOh i'm happy. She's going to tell that story to her grandchild someday!
He only held on this long because he didn't want to look like a douchebag by dumping her right after she broke her foot in his motorcycle accident. I think he is 3 gays not two and wants to spend the summer with his dudes.
Why do you have to call her a SLUT? So what, they broke up. Who cares? But why do you have to call her a slut or slutty? Do you even KNOW her?
just curious…. why slutty? was that really necessary? just because she's not a trust fund baby or bathing in money doesn't make her a slut….
not cool.
why is she a slut? he's the f***ing slut. George Clooney sucks always has always will i'd rather play with myself then be with that asshole
Awards and film festival season is over - time to send the beard home!
I feel sad for her
I wish this lasted, this gave hope to regular chicks (albeit amazingly hot ones) that we too can realistically dream of a George Clooney…I wish they worked out! That would be a fairy tale )))) Call me sentimental and unrealistic, i dont care 
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And he could have done WAY better, but Its time for his new 20 something trade up. Every real mans dream. Sorry cugs.( any older than 30)
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I guess all the award shows are done and he doesn't need a beard anymore.
wow-typical Taurus
no one can pin him down!
I've been with my taurus for 12 years and still no ring.
I really think George Clooney is the Rock Hudson of our day. It will come out in time that he is really gay.
Wow, I'm shocked, I didn't see this one coming AT ALL. Whatever, George will never settle down, he loves being single too much, which is really dumb because he's not getting any younger.
this is sooooo sad.
i actually liked them ;[
very saddd
I knew it wouldn't last! He is too much of a player.
Why buy the Cow when u can get the milk for free!
I kinda feel for her. Her relationship was essentially a waste of time, but she's young and beautiful…she'll be fine. As for George, the permanent bachelor thing is getting really OLD, and so is he. What good is all the success he's had if he can't share it with a wife or children? What a sad, selfish, lonely life he leads… Aside from all the superficial things, he's really no one to be envied or desired.
My best friend went to bed with him one night and all he wanted to do was toss her salad - ugh! He's rimjobber!!!
She is so fucking hot. I went to college w her. she smoked so much weed.
He is not GAY he is just a PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Tina – you are so so right but rock hudson was way better looking
Re: Aubrey –
I did google her, and I didn't find anything except pictures of her in a bikini, a picture with a girlfriend, and a someting about her being on one of those silly reality shows.
The whole point is, you see, why must "Perez", and then consequently his followers, judge and label her? He doesn't know her. You don't know her. Please don't tell me that a pretty girl prancing around in a bikini is wrong. "Perez" is so into mind-control that he makes people think that that's a bad thing. It's like 1950, like that Miley photo was supposed to be porno, or worse, like boycotting the Dixie Chicks. Mario isn't smart enough to know that he's getting too deeply involved in things he knows not.
It's his blatant misogyny. That, along with Mario/Perez appointing himself the Supreme Judge, is very disturbing. What makes it cool to call a stranger a slut?
He is gay!
Perez, why is she a gold-digging slut? He chased her, and she wasn't a cocktail waitress in the sense you are suggesting. She kept out of the limelight, one classy red carpet appearance, that's it. I didn't see her as a gold digger at all. So, if they aren't famous like their boyfriend they are gold diggers? Jealous much?
Re: Cools –
My thoughts exactly! Except I do not agree with Perez regarding her being a slutty bitch. She seemed pretty much like a normal girl to me!
The girl he dated looks so much like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson…anyone else see the resemblence?
Thank goodness, she is scum from the bottom of a dirty Vegas toilet, If you get what I am saying. George is so much better off without that whore.
he is gay and she is/was his beard.
why cant he just come out, its the year 2008 for f' sake
How long can one really be expected to put her life on hold in order to be a beard for someone?
It sucks that she has to go back to her old life. Why buy the cow indeed? I could have been with a celebrity who is hot like George but he is also a player and rumored to be bi. In fact, he is still after me but it's not worth it to me to catch his STDs and then get dumped. He'll never get married either. That's why he's always crying about being lonely while he beds a different groupie every night. I still think I made the right decision. I'm not judging her. She gave it a shot and got hurt. My job is boring but it's not like I lived it up for a year and then had to go back to it. That would suck even more.
If you're outraged because Perez called homegirl a slut, you obviously didn't see the pictures that came out from her Vegas days! She looks like a callgirl!
GOOD…PEOPLE LIKE BRAD PITT AND GEORGE AND DAVID BECK ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SINGLE…NOT GAY NOT MARIED JUST SINGLE FOR ALLL THE GIRLS……
He likes em young - and he gets 'em…He needs to see a "WOMAN" not some little girl…stupid man…he likes arm candy.
Yeah!!!!! That means there is a cance for me now! Hey, girl can dream right! I love you George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were just a one night stand that lasted way too long….he'll trade her in for something else, don't worry!
He's still hot but he is getting old. He needs to start thinking about whose going to change his diapers in a few years, and quit banging these young chicks that he can't have a conversation with….
like he would ever really settle down with her - please.
aww I feel bad! poor girl! George is like a fucking geriatric. He's crazy to do something like that
It makes my day better!!!
Thanx
George… CALL ME!!!
who cares?
What???? I honestly thought he found "the one".
I'm serious. I thought they looked good and she seemed to be the passive, but pretty kinda woman George wanted on his arm.
Don't do it George! Try again. Sarah's nice, man. You can't be a gigolo forever…
She might be a nice girl and previously worked hard for a living…but a cocktail waitress? He's busy saving 3rd world countries and looking gorgeous
– he needed someone with maybe more intellect (no insult to waitress intended but I hate stewardesses)? She had a dream life with him while it lasted.
HE IS A PLAYBOY AND HE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE…NOT BAD AT ALL…NOW ALL THE GIRLS CAN HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM…
Re: Player – He is a player but what kind? I don't think at his age George is banging lots of chicks just to prove he's not gay.
He isn't banging these girls, he's using them as cover. So I guess in a sense he is a player. And very good at it.
"former cocktail waitress from Vegas"
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Is that how we call them now, Perez?
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Why does she claim to be 29? It's obvious she is over 30. Same goes for Posh and Angelina Jolie who are in their 40s.
Liza would marry him