Does He Wanna Make Out With Him Too???

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Our former makeout partner, John Mayer has just posted the following on his blog, right down to the Perezian drawing on the Pete Wentz picture.

Says Mayer:

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

[Image via Darkroom Demons.]

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm / Email this »

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www.hownothingfeels.com says – reply to this

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No way, he has chipmunk face. All the other members of FallOutBoy are better looking and more humble than him
????? says – reply to this

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1st 2nd 10th ????
canada says – reply to this

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thats nice
Shayna says – reply to this

4

I love John Mayer, and I'm so glad he's articulate.
And sexyyyyyyy. :]
haaha says – reply to this

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1st?
MOLLAY says – reply to this

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no one cares that you hooked up with John Mayer

perez you are such a douche
EUGENI says – reply to this

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hes effing hottttt lawlzzzz
lalala says – reply to this

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grossssssssssssssssssssssss
ayda says – reply to this

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haha, aw!
i think it's sweet
aasasa says – reply to this

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oaky then
A says – reply to this

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I love John Mayer. I think that in recent years, the fame has really messed with him and he's changed. I'm not saying he's an ass now, but he's just not the same guy who wrote "Room For Squares", and he NEVER will be. I wouldn't call it growing up. Maybe it's more like moving on…
whom i says – reply to this

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So, Perez, how long until Huvane makes you take this down because of the negative imapct on Maniston? Mayer and Man deserve each other. I can't wait until he blogs about her when they break up.
kate says – reply to this

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gay gay gay
Alex says – reply to this

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HI PEREZ! I'M AN INTERN AT A MODELING AGENCY (VIVA) IN PARIS, AND I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT COCA COLA LIGHT WHATS TO DO A CAMPAIGN WITH AGYNESS DEYN!! ISNT IT FABULOUS? hOPE IT GETS THROUGH! SHES GONNA DESIGN HER OWN CAN TOO!
Ariene says – reply to this

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while i don't really have a thing for wentz's music, i think that's a good thing to say about him, mayer is a stand up guy and super foxy
www.pixelsandlove.com says – reply to this

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wasn't Ashley supposed to be pregnant?
they say they got married because of that and then no baby bump yet..

who knows…
Asshol says – reply to this

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ha ha what a fucking fag !!!!! lol lol dude you are so gay
gina says – reply to this

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ARe these two dating?! There is some strange love flowing between the two of them and music isn't the only connection that is drawing them together…is it safe to call this, "Man love"?
esaloca says – reply to this

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hmm… pete is a cutie
Alexis says – reply to this

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I want to punch all these people in the face. There is NOTHING genuine or sincere about any of these assholes. C'mon! Pete Wentz is talented??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
emma says – reply to this

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What a nice email! Good for him!
brit says – reply to this

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nspdiogns
Lindse says – reply to this

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Someone sounds a little jealous, Perez. And… shit. I'd love to make out with both of them… simultaneously. John Mayer seems so fuckin weird… I like that.
Listen says – reply to this

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It's easy to read in-between the lines, but I'm going to leave this sh*t alone and give JM the benefit of the doubt…As long as he doesn't put any more Man Ballads on his blog!
Chelse says – reply to this

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WTF! is all i can say. JM go kiss Jennifer some more.
kriste says – reply to this

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omg i loveeeeeeeeeee pete wentz — him & ash are soo cute together!!! john mayer needs to back off & find his own gay friends!!
nicole says – reply to this

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JM is a TOOl and belongs in a shed
Sari says – reply to this

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This is so stupid, I don't even know where to begin - so I won't.
Bella says – reply to this

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awwwwwwwwwww..
Shel says – reply to this

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Yeah. I think John the douche bag wants Pete next. Jenho is not enough for him.
alice says – reply to this

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I don't know, is it weird that he blogging about his ex's new brother in law?
Kia says – reply to this

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Translation: "Pete, I want your ass and want to see you naked. I'm saying this bullshit because I think it will increase my chances with you getting in my bed…"
What a douche…
HAHAHA says – reply to this

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Is John Mayer trying to be funny again? If he is…STOP TRYING.

If he is being serious though….HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA..So many things are hilarious starting with him acting like Pete Wentz from freaking FALL OUT BOY is Mozart or something. That is like me starting to blog about the genius mind of Jessica Simpson..I forgot John Mayer probably already wrote that. In that case..I'm at loss for words.
huh says – reply to this

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Normally, I can't stand John Mayer but that post was pretty cool of him. I'm so excited for Pete & Ashlee. They seem like such a down to earth couple who don't take themselves so seriously like other celebs do.
Hyde says – reply to this

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Mayer is much too pedantic, but that's a really nice post.
Nickna says – reply to this

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Give John Mayer a little credit. He has surrounded himself with idiots..(I mean he did use to date Jessica Simpson) so Pete Wentz being able to form a whole sentence without screwing up would make make Pete Wentz look like a person with a brain to John Mayer. In reality of course they are both idiots.
Lol says – reply to this

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They are doing this because Pete put that plate on his face that he wrote “YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Email JON@douchebag.COM” people on the thread was saying it was directed at John Mayer. Since John PR people seem to ride the sites day and night to control things they probably came up with this to clear it up. Lol both are douche bags.
Gwen says – reply to this

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I heard this morning that Pete Wentz was 28. lol wtf? I practically did a spit take. I can't believe that little douche nugget is that age and still acting like a 15 year old skate punk. John Mayer's a dick, too. One hit wonder much?
rico says – reply to this

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I just threw up……..
Jake says – reply to this

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So hilarous how Papa made Pete married Ass and John Mayer end up in a publicity stunt with a old hag. So much for talent all that just went out the door. No more respect for that guy. I don't see how he lift his head.
Two of the weakest pansies.
leelee says – reply to this

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John Mayer is awesome.
Kelly says – reply to this

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What would Kanye do?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Siviya says – reply to this

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I LOVE READING MAYER'S BLOG POSTS. GO JM!!
Too fu says – reply to this

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Mayer is the biggest idiot in the world. I would not have screwed with my career over a chick that use the same lines about guys then just change the name of the men. Pete let Papa Joe pull a shotgun marriage on him. These two douche are pathetic.
mm says – reply to this

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You are totally "blogosphere" Perez. He's taunting you…. God I love John Mayer.
jp says – reply to this

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I Love John with all my Heart, perez ur just so Fucking Jealous that John's Hot and well,u SUCK
girlca says – reply to this

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btw I know exactly what he means about the ice bucket melting. its the same when a poster falls down in the middle of the night and scares the shit out of you
Lala says – reply to this

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He has a face that only Big Brown could love, well BB and his new wife Asshole Simpleton. He must strap a bag of oats around his neck when it's time to eat. Ugly, ugly, ugly homely guy.
courtn says – reply to this

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Re: alice – What a happy coincidence that it's his ex's brother in law that he is gushing ove (alterior motive). John mayer comes across to me as the most insincere dude who is in the tabloids. He writes the most self- absorbed, phony-ass, over the top blogs. Try not to get sucked into the void of your own cosmic arithmetic JM. The only person who really cares about how clever you are is YOU and maybe Jessica Simpson.
attent says – reply to this

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What is wrong with him?
john says – reply to this

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um, john have you listened to fall out boy?
Asshol says – reply to this

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The only cool thing that guy can do is that little spin jump thing he does when he's playing his noise.. I mean music ..BEAT IT PETE
ajbutt says – reply to this

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OMG! I am now in love with John Mayer. I mean, I have always loved his music and persona. But I love him even more. Que lindo! He's so positive and free-spirited. What a breath of fresh air!
OH DEA says – reply to this

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NOW THIS CHILDREN IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER SNORT AND BLOG.

NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE SNORT COCAINE THEY GET A RIDICULOUSLY OVER INFLATED

OPINION OF THEIR BRAIN POWER. THE RESULTS OF THIS SHOULD ONLY BE WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU AND DON'T MIND YOU BEING A COMPLETE FUCKWIT OCCASIONALLY. YOU MUST NEVER EVER BLOG WHEN YOU HAVE SNORTED COCAINE BECAUSE THEN THE PUBLIC WILL THINK YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.

TUNE IN FOR TOMORROWS LESSON WHEN I WILL BE DISCUSSING HOW YOU SHOULD NEVER MAKE THE INDIAN NEMASTE HAND GREETING WHEN YOU ARE AN AMERICAN STAR GREETING AN AMERICAN AUDIENCE. THIS ALSO MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKWIT.
blah says – reply to this

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Sounds like the ramblings of a mental person to me.
Stephe says – reply to this

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I am in love with Mr. Mayer.. in love.. muah johny. when your tired of all the beautiful ladies you run through in hollyhood. ill be here waiting.. lol .

XoxOXo
Chriss says – reply to this

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awww…
honeyb says – reply to this

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john mayer is SO ANNOYING
Bondag says – reply to this

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Yuck!Why don't they just give each other head and get it over with.Pete Wentz is ugly and Ashlee is a dog!
nickys says – reply to this

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John Mayhead is a doofus. I think calling attention to his ridiculous thoughts is comical but stooopid. He's a tard. It was beneathe you Rez to make out with such a dillweed.

Nic
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Pete Wentz - possibly the ugliest man on the face of the earth. John Mayer - I'm with HoneyB - he is completely annoying.
jem says – reply to this

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OH HOLY HELL!!!!!! If John and Pete were to ever make out I NEED PICTURES!!!!!!!! Call me crazy, call me a perv but that would be the hottest thing I have seen in well…..forever….
Kat says – reply to this

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That was nice of him to say. Much better than some of the things he says in interviews, like the blowjob comment in Rolling Stone, which someday his own daughters will probably see. And some of the raunchy comments he's made about exes. It's nice to see him saying something nice. I guess "that's what blogs are for!" A hint for you Perez! ~wink~
mariss says – reply to this

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I really wish perez would shutup about making out with john mayer I don't believe you did and if it did happen WHO GIVES A FUCK JOHN MAYER SURE DOESN'T THE MEDIA DOESN'T EITHER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY. THANKYOU.
Christ says – reply to this

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John Mayer lost major cool points with this PR stunt. He should just go sit in the corner with the old bag. I sure am not bothering with his junk he peddles.
NeelyO says – reply to this

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Since when is saying that someone has "ZERO judgment" a compliment? John Mayer's post is dripping with sarcasm.
. says – reply to this

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John Mayer is a fag (Your Body is Wonderland? Yeah.) Him and homo Wentz should be butt bandits together.
Jan says – reply to this

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Oh please, Perez. Do you look for things to say about John Mayer just to remind people, ONCE AGAIN, that you two made out (supposedly)? Poor guy, just how drunk was he at the time?
vivian says – reply to this

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Where does mayer blog?
Kat says – reply to this

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Re: A – I agree. Room for Squares was the humble side that we loved. To be talented and humble is rare.
Wesley says – reply to this

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I Want to make out with him. Delicious!
sad sa says – reply to this

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You still can't get over John, sad for you.
Well it sure would be a BIG improvment over YOU!
Suck shit Perez you jealous loser!
d'Tha says – reply to this

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Ain't that preciousssssss…
cindi says – reply to this

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john mayer is such a blogwhore
madi says – reply to this

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im marrying john mayer someday

he's mine.
alliso says – reply to this

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he's reaching out to Jessica
Jess says – reply to this

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They both are known for making out with boys. I would put money on the fact that they have hooked up, or will in the future. I kind of feel bad for Ashlee. I belive that most bisexual men are gay and don't want to admit it to themselves.
fuzibu says – reply to this

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john mayer writes everything as if it's being narrated by the guy that does the Amex commercials. He should end each post with "and the cost of my blog? priceless."
Meg says – reply to this

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I think that this is sarcasm on John's part. Lately, Pete has been walking aroung with a : "douchebag" mask in reference to JM so I think that there might be some beef.
Christ says – reply to this

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John Mayer must watch army wives.
tanya says – reply to this

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John Mayer is an untalented, copycat. He copies other peoples songs, then says that they are his own works. What an arrogant and self centered creep. He thinks he is the greatest gift to the world when he is anything but. He is a boarderline musician, at best. Never will be one of the greats. Soon his 15 minutes will be UP! Say "bye bye' john.
Elizab says – reply to this

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John Mayer is really such a classy classy guy
little says – reply to this

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uhh pete wentz is amazing..
met him twice and he is the most amazing person youll ever meet..
and i wish him all the happiness
MGP says – reply to this

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John Mayer is slightly smarter and more articulate than the average celebrity/musician type. That gives him a bit of an edge, but not enough to propel him into anything that's authentic. He's just a fame whore like all the rest. John, your musings are tiresome, especially in celebrity blog format. I think you should just get back with Jessica Simpson. Think of the respect the four of you would get… You and Jessica, Pete and Ashley. OMG! So unexpected and hip.
gina says – reply to this

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Re: fuzibu – HAAAAA!!! that is so right on. I agree with you. HHHAAA!!!
Natali says – reply to this

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wowwwwwwwww…..i had never really believed that he made out with you, perez, but after reading that, i was like "what the fuck??". hahaha john mayer is still awesome though(even if he is gay)….i mean come on your awesome and the "queen" of all media too, right?? hahaha

the names Natalie not Natali…haha
yeager says – reply to this

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whatever john mayer, you are as big a douche if not bigger than pete
Alowis says – reply to this

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Coming from a 35 year old woman who prefers R&B & Old School Rap over much else I have to admit that John Mayer IS BEYOND talented…he is genius musically. I really don't like Fall Out Boy at all but I watched an interview with Pete Wentz and he seemed like a very "real & genuine" person…when 2 men can express themselves with words and compliments it does not make them gay Perez….just because you wish they were doesn't make them that way….
drew says – reply to this

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Man-crush. I'll bet that hurts that it's not to you, huh Piggez???
megan says – reply to this

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mario, john mayer is not gay. just because you haven't "made out" with anyone but him since new years last year, doesn't mean you have to mention it every ten seconds.
Hot says – reply to this

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He's still a wanker to this kid. Geek city!, Jen, too!
AMO says – reply to this

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That's one ugly dude.
Sheena says – reply to this

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~Big WoW~
jason says – reply to this

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Just like the title says, Britney, tied with fellow Mickey Mousers Justin Timberlake & Christina Aguilera, have placed #1 on Yahoo!'s most successful solo acts of all time. Britney beat the likes of Paul McCartney (2), Sting (4), and Diana Ross (8).

Sorry Madonna, no room for you on the list. The new queen of pop has re-emerged and is gunnin for that crown.

Congrats, Britney!
Mrs. D says – reply to this

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You know, every time I think this guy is verging on douchedom, he does something to make me like him again. And I don't even like his music!
fjdglk says – reply to this

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Once again, John Mayer proves to his blog readers what a huge idiot he is.. I'm really surprised his manager doesn't take away his blogging rights, puhhleaze.
Amanda says – reply to this

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john mayer is so cool haha i love everything he says/does
WTF! says – reply to this

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Perez you've been replaced.:)).with that being said.John Mayer shut your pole smoker.No one gives two shits okay you pretentious prick?You dated Jessica Simpson.That dude from 98 degrees sloppy seconds…so feel good about that you collosal douche nozel.
Noria says – reply to this

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I really thought the blog was really down to earth and thoughtful. How many musicians take time out to appreciate another musician?
kat says – reply to this

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"what's up, blogosphere"?
Is John Mayer a LonelyGirl15 fan or something?