Does He Wanna Make Out With Him Too???
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Our former makeout partner, John Mayer has just posted the following on his blog, right down to the Perezian drawing on the Pete Wentz picture.
Says Mayer:
"Yo Pete-
I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.
Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.
-Ting, ting, ting-
You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.
That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)
Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.
Sorry.
Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…
Best to you and your lovely wife…
Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.
JM"
[Image via Darkroom Demons.]
No way, he has chipmunk face. All the other members of FallOutBoy are better looking and more humble than him
1st 2nd 10th ????
thats nice
I love John Mayer, and I'm so glad he's articulate.
And sexyyyyyyy. :]
1st?
no one cares that you hooked up with John Mayer
perez you are such a douche
hes effing hottttt lawlzzzz
grossssssssssssssssssssssss
haha, aw!
i think it's sweet
oaky then
I love John Mayer. I think that in recent years, the fame has really messed with him and he's changed. I'm not saying he's an ass now, but he's just not the same guy who wrote "Room For Squares", and he NEVER will be. I wouldn't call it growing up. Maybe it's more like moving on…
So, Perez, how long until Huvane makes you take this down because of the negative imapct on Maniston? Mayer and Man deserve each other. I can't wait until he blogs about her when they break up.
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HI PEREZ! I'M AN INTERN AT A MODELING AGENCY (VIVA) IN PARIS, AND I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT COCA COLA LIGHT WHATS TO DO A CAMPAIGN WITH AGYNESS DEYN!! ISNT IT FABULOUS? hOPE IT GETS THROUGH! SHES GONNA DESIGN HER OWN CAN TOO!
while i don't really have a thing for wentz's music, i think that's a good thing to say about him, mayer is a stand up guy and super foxy
wasn't Ashley supposed to be pregnant?
they say they got married because of that and then no baby bump yet..
who knows…
ha ha what a fucking fag !!!!! lol lol dude you are so gay
ARe these two dating?! There is some strange love flowing between the two of them and music isn't the only connection that is drawing them together…is it safe to call this, "Man love"?
hmm… pete is a cutie
I want to punch all these people in the face. There is NOTHING genuine or sincere about any of these assholes. C'mon! Pete Wentz is talented??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
What a nice email! Good for him!
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Someone sounds a little jealous, Perez. And… shit. I'd love to make out with both of them… simultaneously. John Mayer seems so fuckin weird… I like that.
It's easy to read in-between the lines, but I'm going to leave this sh*t alone and give JM the benefit of the doubt…As long as he doesn't put any more Man Ballads on his blog!
WTF! is all i can say. JM go kiss Jennifer some more.
omg i loveeeeeeeeeee pete wentz — him & ash are soo cute together!!! john mayer needs to back off & find his own gay friends!!
JM is a TOOl and belongs in a shed
This is so stupid, I don't even know where to begin - so I won't.
awwwwwwwwwww..
Yeah. I think John the douche bag wants Pete next. Jenho is not enough for him.
I don't know, is it weird that he blogging about his ex's new brother in law?
Translation: "Pete, I want your ass and want to see you naked. I'm saying this bullshit because I think it will increase my chances with you getting in my bed…"
What a douche…
Is John Mayer trying to be funny again? If he is…STOP TRYING.
If he is being serious though….HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA..So many things are hilarious starting with him acting like Pete Wentz from freaking FALL OUT BOY is Mozart or something. That is like me starting to blog about the genius mind of Jessica Simpson..I forgot John Mayer probably already wrote that. In that case..I'm at loss for words.
Normally, I can't stand John Mayer but that post was pretty cool of him. I'm so excited for Pete & Ashlee. They seem like such a down to earth couple who don't take themselves so seriously like other celebs do.
Mayer is much too pedantic, but that's a really nice post.
Give John Mayer a little credit. He has surrounded himself with idiots..(I mean he did use to date Jessica Simpson) so Pete Wentz being able to form a whole sentence without screwing up would make make Pete Wentz look like a person with a brain to John Mayer. In reality of course they are both idiots.
They are doing this because Pete put that plate on his face that he wrote “YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Email JON@douchebag.COM” people on the thread was saying it was directed at John Mayer. Since John PR people seem to ride the sites day and night to control things they probably came up with this to clear it up. Lol both are douche bags.
I heard this morning that Pete Wentz was 28. lol wtf? I practically did a spit take. I can't believe that little douche nugget is that age and still acting like a 15 year old skate punk. John Mayer's a dick, too. One hit wonder much?
I just threw up……..
So hilarous how Papa made Pete married Ass and John Mayer end up in a publicity stunt with a old hag. So much for talent all that just went out the door. No more respect for that guy. I don't see how he lift his head.
Two of the weakest pansies.
John Mayer is awesome.
What would Kanye do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE READING MAYER'S BLOG POSTS. GO JM!!
Mayer is the biggest idiot in the world. I would not have screwed with my career over a chick that use the same lines about guys then just change the name of the men. Pete let Papa Joe pull a shotgun marriage on him. These two douche are pathetic.
You are totally "blogosphere" Perez. He's taunting you…. God I love John Mayer.
I Love John with all my Heart, perez ur just so Fucking Jealous that John's Hot and well,u SUCK
btw I know exactly what he means about the ice bucket melting. its the same when a poster falls down in the middle of the night and scares the shit out of you
He has a face that only Big Brown could love, well BB and his new wife Asshole Simpleton. He must strap a bag of oats around his neck when it's time to eat. Ugly, ugly, ugly homely guy.
Re: alice – What a happy coincidence that it's his ex's brother in law that he is gushing ove (alterior motive). John mayer comes across to me as the most insincere dude who is in the tabloids. He writes the most self- absorbed, phony-ass, over the top blogs. Try not to get sucked into the void of your own cosmic arithmetic JM. The only person who really cares about how clever you are is YOU and maybe Jessica Simpson.
What is wrong with him?
um, john have you listened to fall out boy?
The only cool thing that guy can do is that little spin jump thing he does when he's playing his noise.. I mean music ..BEAT IT PETE
OMG! I am now in love with John Mayer. I mean, I have always loved his music and persona. But I love him even more. Que lindo! He's so positive and free-spirited. What a breath of fresh air!
NOW THIS CHILDREN IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER SNORT AND BLOG.
NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE SNORT COCAINE THEY GET A RIDICULOUSLY OVER INFLATED
OPINION OF THEIR BRAIN POWER. THE RESULTS OF THIS SHOULD ONLY BE WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU AND DON'T MIND YOU BEING A COMPLETE FUCKWIT OCCASIONALLY. YOU MUST NEVER EVER BLOG WHEN YOU HAVE SNORTED COCAINE BECAUSE THEN THE PUBLIC WILL THINK YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.
TUNE IN FOR TOMORROWS LESSON WHEN I WILL BE DISCUSSING HOW YOU SHOULD NEVER MAKE THE INDIAN NEMASTE HAND GREETING WHEN YOU ARE AN AMERICAN STAR GREETING AN AMERICAN AUDIENCE. THIS ALSO MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKWIT.
Sounds like the ramblings of a mental person to me.
I am in love with Mr. Mayer.. in love.. muah johny. when your tired of all the beautiful ladies you run through in hollyhood. ill be here waiting.. lol .
XoxOXo
awww…
john mayer is SO ANNOYING
Yuck!Why don't they just give each other head and get it over with.Pete Wentz is ugly and Ashlee is a dog!
John Mayhead is a doofus. I think calling attention to his ridiculous thoughts is comical but stooopid. He's a tard. It was beneathe you Rez to make out with such a dillweed.
Nic
Pete Wentz - possibly the ugliest man on the face of the earth. John Mayer - I'm with HoneyB - he is completely annoying.
OH HOLY HELL!!!!!! If John and Pete were to ever make out I NEED PICTURES!!!!!!!! Call me crazy, call me a perv but that would be the hottest thing I have seen in well…..forever….
That was nice of him to say. Much better than some of the things he says in interviews, like the blowjob comment in Rolling Stone, which someday his own daughters will probably see. And some of the raunchy comments he's made about exes. It's nice to see him saying something nice. I guess "that's what blogs are for!" A hint for you Perez! ~wink~
I really wish perez would shutup about making out with john mayer I don't believe you did and if it did happen WHO GIVES A FUCK JOHN MAYER SURE DOESN'T THE MEDIA DOESN'T EITHER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY. THANKYOU.
John Mayer lost major cool points with this PR stunt. He should just go sit in the corner with the old bag. I sure am not bothering with his junk he peddles.
Since when is saying that someone has "ZERO judgment" a compliment? John Mayer's post is dripping with sarcasm.
John Mayer is a fag (Your Body is Wonderland? Yeah.) Him and homo Wentz should be butt bandits together.
Oh please, Perez. Do you look for things to say about John Mayer just to remind people, ONCE AGAIN, that you two made out (supposedly)? Poor guy, just how drunk was he at the time?
Where does mayer blog?
Re: A – I agree. Room for Squares was the humble side that we loved. To be talented and humble is rare.
I Want to make out with him. Delicious!
You still can't get over John, sad for you.
Well it sure would be a BIG improvment over YOU!
Suck shit Perez you jealous loser!
Ain't that preciousssssss…
john mayer is such a blogwhore
im marrying john mayer someday
he's mine.
he's reaching out to Jessica
They both are known for making out with boys. I would put money on the fact that they have hooked up, or will in the future. I kind of feel bad for Ashlee. I belive that most bisexual men are gay and don't want to admit it to themselves.
john mayer writes everything as if it's being narrated by the guy that does the Amex commercials. He should end each post with "and the cost of my blog? priceless."