Does He Wanna Make Out With Him Too???
Our former makeout partner, John Mayer has just posted the following on his blog, right down to the Perezian drawing on the Pete Wentz picture.
Says Mayer:
"Yo Pete-
I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.
Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.
-Ting, ting, ting-
You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.
That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)
Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.
Sorry.
Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…
Best to you and your lovely wife…
Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.
JM"
[Image via Darkroom Demons.]
The New Hobbit Is…?
It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!
SO TALENTED! I LOVE BOTH OF THESE GUYS. THEY MAKE ME LAUGH, THEY MAKE ME LUST AND I ENJOY THEIR MUSIC VERY, VERY MUCH!!
I think that's awesome. Pete's cool and John is fucking brizilliant! He's so clever and witty. And easygoing. How anyone could not like him, I don't know. Maybe because those people suffer from severe assholism.
Mayer is such a douche bag. Jondouchebag.com hahahahahahahahahahaha.
John go back and kiss that old bags ass you stupid asshole.
John Mayer is sickening, always blogging with his deep thoughts and big words. What a narcassistic wierdo. Smug little prick
You can tell these two jerks love to here themself talk. Yeah real douchebags. John seems to be weeding his way back to Jessica.
Are you kidding me?
"your mind is like a stadium with the dome open"= I wanna open up your zipper on your tight jeans.
"fame is just one big lesson in being a man" = I'll stick this straight shit out for a few more years, then I can starts screwing men again, or least not pretend that I don't.
Mayer really grinds my nerves with his witty bullshit.
Yes John, we know how smart you are…you never let us forget with your endless "oh so clever" blogging
I believe he totally made out with Perez.
It is just so hilarious the way Jennifer Aniston use almost the same lines on him as she did the other men she was involve with. You would think she could have come up with some different lines. lol John is such a tool. I guess this is all she could pick up.
Damn ice bucket
Whats so sad is 2 douches like these are whats shaping Hollywood.
Shit heads that are so self absorbed. You just know they stare at their reflection half a day before they can walk out of the house.
What a douchebag. John Gayer has not only jumped the shark, he ate the shark.
john mayers words are as powerful as his lyrics. i like the way he phrases his thoughts.
aww..cute doodle perez!
John Mayer is so intellegent, how the fck did he last one day with jessica
really john mayer, do you want to rent a hotel room with pete too, and join him on his honeymoon, I mean seriously
these two definitely hooked up on the DL.
It would be cute if this letter wasn't so creepy, i'm just saying.
DAMAGE CONTROL!
mayer seems like a knob end and i wonder how wentz's "lovely wife" thinks of him now he no longer bangs her big sister- she probably hates him for all the publicity he's given Tits, i mean, she is always in competition with the blonde one.
pete wentz is reaaaaaally fit.
I hate that douche of a womanizer! Why doesn't he just swallow his overly inflated pride and come out of that closest, he's hiding in?
I can't believe how stupid Mayer has gotten. I guess a big ego living in Hollywood would do that. No way will it get any better latch with Aniston.
What a waste.
What would Kanye do… lol
sooo he wants to make out with pete now?? i gotta admit it would be hot but damn why can't i get some of that sexy john mayer action!?!?!
oh and ps… DUMP GRANDMA ANISTON!!!
john mayer is a total idiot! he thinks he is socrates with his wanna be philosophical statements…..he is nothing more than a punk w/a chip on his shoulder…. it would be great to see his ass kicked.. ha ha…
and the reason he is with MANiston is because deep down he wants a man… maybe he is closing his eyes and fantisizing of petey - ROTFL
what do I care what these two queers think about each other?
JM NEEDS TO FIND A PROGRAM AND GO SHARE THERE. SPARE US HIS SELF ABSORBED PRATTLE.
Dearest Fellow Blogger,
Your pants are like a convertible with the top down….you have ZERO discrimination when it comes to who you do. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a hotdog, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I put, given my love of condiments, on my idea hotdog? How will mustard feel? What would Perez think?
Thank you, John, for your incredibly profound take on the broast…
Re: gina –
did you READ the article fool?
or are you just a tiiiiny bit dim and commented on things without reading them first.
personally, I would go for a mixture of both.
Perez - do you think this is sarcastic? There was a picture lately with Ashley and Pete, and he was wearing a paper plate as a mask, with the message jon@douchebag.com (or something like that). I think they were trying to dog him after the Jennifer news came out, but don't really know out here in the sticks????
Re: Gwen – one hit wonder? are you fucking kidding? hes had like 12 HIT singles…. wow. hes amazing and one of the best musicians around. stop being an asshole.
he's being a nice guy and complimenting his friend, nothing GAY about it..
i love them two
you're jealous Perez
John Mayer is good, Pete Wentz rocks!
there is only one gay here, you Perez
Even Pete Wentz is a better match for John Mayer than Jennifer Anniston. Let's face it, Jen and have have absolutely nothing in common. I think Jen and her evil PR team alert the media as to where they're going to be, and they also control John as to what to say about Jen. John's comments about Jen seem rehearsed to me.
they two are great artist… and Kanye btw
Re: Eva –
i agree
guy love
amazing…
Re: Chiisk –
Thank you!
Nothing but gay vibes comes from these two.
We know why they latch themself to crappy women. To hide it.
Mayer is not playing he wants to nail gay Pete. lol with the Jondouchebag.com.
All the beautiful hot young chicks in Hollywood and Mayer end up with a
old hag. The old hag has a personal agenda and needs to use Mayer the tool to help her with that goal. Here comes doofus Mayer to the rescue.
Now that the need is over you don't see the old ass crow no where.
She is a pathetic bitch. He is a stupid douche bag.
One desperate pig to another desperate pig looking for media attention.
Re: Eva I agree with you. Everything that was said was so rehearsed. John seemed like a robot. All the leaks Jen leaked out. They just change the name to John from the other guys name. I never would have thought Mayer would have been in a Hollywood publicity stunt.
very fucking cool..142nd
Only a person under the influence of chemical substances would write such babble.
LOL, I think he does!
When you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts and makes a noise, that's a Japanese woman hiding in your closet. That always gets me, too.
Re: Jake –
Thank you!
Ahh, that was nice…I enjoyed reading that!
I would
awww
both of them are awesome guys
I guess what people don't get about John Mayer is that he thinks this whole celebrity thing is a joke. He doesn't take any of it seriously. John is a computer nerd and a dorky goofball. Yes, he's changed his look but he's still that dorky, skinny guy from high school.
I still think he's a great musician and yes, he's being a sarcastic ass in his blog and I think that's hillarious.
Thats great that 2 people who pay some guy to write their lyrics and shut up about it can bond this way. Its beautiful.
wow, theyre really good friends
Perez. Here are your orders…as though I were your unlucky Dr….
1) Get a job
2) Get a life
3) Get a diet
4) FUCK OFF
Re: Just S –
I agree with you. It's over. Apparently, Jen wouldn't let John into her house yesterday. Makes me think she was started sleeping with someone else already, and dumped John, but didn't even have the nerve to tell him. We'll be hearing about the breakup soon. Jen's need for John is over, and now she's already moved on the the nxt victom. What's funny was the fact that when Showbiz tonight was analyzing the relatinship, Dr. Judy Korianski was implying that it was over, and Showbiz Tonight said thatt hey were dating!
who the fuck does he think he is? what a douche bag!!! if i were pete wentz i would be totally freaked out!!! maybe he's trying to get back with jessica….
lovely wife, shes about the ugliest female i've ever seen. the simpson family is so about dollars. so we have the lip synch queen pregnant and worrying about miscarriage, well duh, can you say anorexic? put on a few pounds so you dont look like youre at deaths door. and please, stop procreating?
awww