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It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!

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Lindsay's big Moroccan-themed 22nd birthday bash has been called off, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

The recovering addict, who was in rehab three times last year, had contracted businessman Mike Heller's Talent Resources company to secure corporate sponsorship for her soiree.

They even started this website to try and lure brands to commit cash.

But, now, Heller tells us that because Lindsay will be "in production on a movie" they "can't commit to a specific date" so that big birthday bash is off.

Sources, however, tell us that Lohan has been pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her.

Does she ever have GOOD press???

Sources tell us they were also having some trouble getting corporate brands onboard.

Can't blame 'em!

We're also told that Lindsay will have a much smaller birthday party and that no sponsors will be involved.

She will have to pay for it all herself.

Sux for her!

[Image via WENN.]

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131 comments to “It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!”

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  1. Clare says – reply to this


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    First? Likny doesn't work x

  2. David says – reply to this


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    Ah, she sucks anyway!

    Who cares?

    Next!

  3. ay mam says – reply to this


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    I love La Lohan!

  4. "euge says – reply to this


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    lohan is a wack job. the whole family is!

  5. yeya says – reply to this


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    FIRSTTT
    lindsay lohan…whats gone wrong with you?
    god.



  6. 6

    Heyyyyy… since when is lesbian rumors bad press?



  7. 7

    Her GF will probably be there to help, maybe jump out of a big cake with her dyke self :P

  8. YOOser says – reply to this


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    first!

  9. dan says – reply to this


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    first!!

  10. LuxBab says – reply to this


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    First..

  11. Diana says – reply to this


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    Your website is just getting more and more boring and lame. This whole thing with logging in and the avatars is reducing it to a teenaged demographic… must be what you're going for with your new "line" at Hot Topic. TICK TOCK!



  12. 12

    What bad press? So she has a friend that no one has been able to convince me, yet, is her lesbian lover? How is that bad press? Or maybe it's her mom's reality show! I can see big business pulling out because of that! Hahaha!

  13. Oops says – reply to this


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    1st

  14. ImLux says – reply to this


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    Lindsay is ugly

  15. lizz says – reply to this


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    why…

  16. bobmoo says – reply to this


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    aww poor linz ) ;



  17. 17

    …and still my damn avatar isn't showing up. WTF?

  18. cp says – reply to this


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    1?

  19. tonya says – reply to this


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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  20. bobeee says – reply to this


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    FIRST BABY!!~!

  21. TOODLE says – reply to this


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    CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD…TORONTONIANS ARE HOTT!
    PEREZ HILTON IS FAT
    AMERICANS ARE FAT TOO…WELL MOST OF EM ARE eh?
    IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS… THIS IS AN INDICATION THAT YOU ARE FAT…LIKE MORBIDLY FAT…LIKE A FUCKIN OBESE MOTHA FUCKA..LOL..K…OFF TO WORK NOW..TOODLES FOOLS

  22. ding d says – reply to this


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    she still has more $$$ than me.

  23. erica says – reply to this


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    wooooo

  24. Toront says – reply to this


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    Oh Lindsay..I remember when you used to be pretty cool and interesting.
    press for press's sake is never a good route.

  25. 4 says – reply to this


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    THIRD!

  26. eat th says – reply to this


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    slurp a stinky shit fart with hairry dangles stuk in your teeth

  27. vargin says – reply to this


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    I'm first! I 8 her!

  28. Gwen says – reply to this


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    Sure SaMANtha can give her

  29. FUCKLI says – reply to this


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    FUCK FIRECROTCH! SHE IS A CARPET MUNCHING SKANK.

  30. Shatri says – reply to this


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    FIRST …SHES ANNOYING

  31. gretch says – reply to this


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    thought i was first

  32. domini says – reply to this


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    First!!!!

  33. Laury says – reply to this


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    Boo hoo, cry me a fucking river bitch, most of us don't have sponsored birthday bashes, just deal with it.

  34. christ says – reply to this


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    I hope she is the real deal we need a real leader for a celebrity behind all the bs

  35. natali says – reply to this


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    third

  36. Marty says – reply to this


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    First!



  37. 37

    Her career is so gone!!! LOL Poor girl.

  38. asd says – reply to this


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    i love linds!! shes amazing
    keep up the good work hun :)
    your fans love you :)
    xxx

  39. inlove says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!! too bad for lindsay but honestly she needs to lay low for a little and get her life and career back on track….pls

  40. jupite says – reply to this


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    ha! she'll party. it's probly just a cover up. everytime she makes a film, her partying outshines the film and nobody goes to see it, even if it's good. EX: GEARGIA RULE. the truth is she wants people to see her as a serious actress and not a hard partying slut.

  41. christ says – reply to this


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    im on a mac too bad



  42. 42

    Since when is being in a gay relationship bad press??? I say get your eat on and visa versa Lindsey…you are still a young girl.

  43. Nathie says – reply to this


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    This is last years story. This shit ant true.

  44. georgi says – reply to this


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    she is to be on the walls of nolabelsecret.com negotiations

  45. moe says – reply to this


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    have her girlfriend pay for everything

  46. Layla says – reply to this


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    Shouldn't the line read "Does SHE ever have GOOD press?" Please hire me as your proofreader before posting articles!!!! Thank you very much.



  47. 47

    aw that sucks for her….



  48. 48

    BlowHands career is over!

  49. eb says – reply to this


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    what's with these girls and wearing a sexy skirt when crossing their legs. It just makes me want to sniff their forbidden fruit really good. Come on Lindsay, spread them. You and Kristin Dunst should get together.

  50. eb says – reply to this


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    looks like the website is unavailable

  51. Lala says – reply to this


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    The hasbeens birthday cake will not doubt be a heaping helping of Sammie's hair pie topped off with some Reddie Whip Cream and strawberries. She can use Sammies pubes as floss to remove the dirt the bitch has been force to eat for the last year.

  52. FUCK O says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WHY U KEEP REPORTING ON THE BLOWHANS???? LOST

  53. mike says – reply to this


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    1–McCain: US economic woes 'psychological'

    2–McCain housing policy shaped by lobbyist

    3–Bush, McCain plug Social Security

    4–McCain blasts Obama's and Clinton's attacks on NAFTA

    5–McCain in NH: Would Be "Fine" To Keep Troops in Iraq for "A Hundred Years"

    6–McCain: Bush right to veto kids health insurance expansion

    7–Senate passes expanded GI bill despite Bush, McCain opposition

    8–McCain says overturn the law that legalized abortion

    9–McCain Defends Bush's Iraq Strategy

  54. crazy says – reply to this


    54

    want more nakedness please

    search: crazyunicorns

  55. clocwr says – reply to this


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    The website calls this a "Internationally Media Worthy Event". What a fuckin joke. I'd be embarrassed if I were them.

  56. Jenna says – reply to this


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    I'm actually starting to feel bad for her. Sure she loves to party, but who doesn't. Stop being so judgemental. No one is ever nice to her, Her mom is a famewhore and so is her dad and sister. Having money Doesn't make life easy. Don't you sort of feel for her? If u don't, you have no heart. She does have some talent.

  57. Bondag says – reply to this


    57

    I love Lindsay Lohan,she is a cool girl in my book.I don't think her press has been bad lately either.

  58. TEAMBL says – reply to this


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    SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DIRTY FACE! I THINK IT'S THE FACE TAN ON HER PALE SKIN

  59. Jon says – reply to this


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    I love Lindsay your just a jealous boitch Perez…. Happy BDay Lindz

  60. lmaooo says – reply to this


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    Re: Brianna – LMAOOOOO!!!!

  61. LMAO says – reply to this


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    Re: Brianna – LMAOOO!!!!

  62. This K says – reply to this


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    Well like when she breaks up with this saMANtha i would so like to watch a shot of love with Lohan!!! hahah it would be so awesome people competing for Lindsay's love. Like she doesnt know whether shes likes boys or girls more hahah fun show.
    MTV should soooo do it.



  63. 63

    Oh Lohan…



  64. 64

    Why doesn't she just come out of the closet already? She's box-office poison and the only way to kick-start her way out of obscurity is to become a spokeswhore for the GLBT community.

  65. vaness says – reply to this


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    it so does not suck for her. other people have to pay for there party why should she be any different, because she rich please.

  66. Mmmsme says – reply to this


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    Lindsay, Open up your legs so that I can take a good whiff of your love box…I bet you taste so sweet as well. Damn these girls in their sexy mini skirts…Damn them!

  67. the ph says – reply to this


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    "Can't commit to a specific" BIRTHDAY?
    SuperDiva!

  68. tobi says – reply to this


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    so what bo boo,your lucky yourr working lind's,get over it you paRTY, ENOUGH,GIRL.BE A NORMIE…

  69. leslie says – reply to this


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    Oh well. that's what happens when you screw people over in life.

  70. D says – reply to this


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    Another Day OLDER and her "talents" are just as old!!

  71. Pink says – reply to this


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    I am glad she found someone that she could love.

  72. ness says – reply to this


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    lindsay lohan is seriously stupid. she has no shame..pretty much asking people to pay for her bday party? wtf is that. how embarrassing that no one wants anything to do with her lesbian, junkie ass. I wish I could seriously knock her ass out. she's broke. I think she spent all her money on drugs and partying and everyone looks down on her because she's fucking retarded. I think she should just go on vh1 reality shows already because her shit has fizzled out. maybe she can make some money like that? probably not.



  73. 73

    You know this BI**H dould not round up enough money ie sponsers for her party and being that she is probrably broke she had tto cancel boooowhooooooooo :{{{



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  75. thruth says – reply to this


    75

    there`s a wisedome in knowing when to quite… GIVE IT UP BITCH

  76. megan says – reply to this


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    bad press??? being accused of being in a relationship with a girl is bad press?? that's pretty stupid.

  77. me says – reply to this


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    happy b day lindsay….you are beautiful and smart girl

  78. Bored says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, is there really any need to remind us in EVERY single LILO post what a drunk she is, how hard pAArtying she is, and how many times she's been to rehab? Surely everyone on the planet is well aware of that fact by now.

    There's no excuses for her bad behaviour, but there's also no excuse for lazy and predictable writing.

    You could at least try to make the posts entertaining. You owe us that much.

  79. nice g says – reply to this


    79

    she,s hot i mould like to enjoy some carpet with her unlike the fudge packing cum swallowing homos on this site

  80. Jon says – reply to this


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    Perez why do you always have to call her a recovering addict? And say she was in rehab 3 times last year.. we already know that its old news..Love LaLohan she is a talented actress/singer looking forward to her new album and movies…



  81. 81

    You know what….I always have to pay for my own birthday parties, so should she! It's not like she can't afford to pay for her own birthday parties. I HATE how celebrities are always getting freebies….I want some free shit!

  82. Brooke says – reply to this


    82

    Why would being a lesbian (if she is) be bad press? I think it is cool…

  83. akdjkd says – reply to this


    83

    Moroccan themed things are like a HUGE trend these days. WOOO! Morocco's the shit people!!!

  84. rminva says – reply to this


    84

    WAAAH! WTF is up with these celebutards that think SOMEONE else should throw them a party. Pay for your own freakin' party like everyone else!!

  85. karyn says – reply to this


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    Is Mike related to Jeanine - they're cousins right? I thought he was a lawyer not a pr-rep…oh well looks like LL will have to book the party room @ chucky cheeses

  86. jason says – reply to this


    86

    Just like the title says, Britney, tied with fellow Mickey Mousers Justin Timberlake & Christina Aguilera, have placed #1 on Yahoo!'s most successful solo acts of all time. Britney beat the likes of Paul McCartney (2), Sting (4), and Diana Ross (8).

    Sorry Madonna, no room for you on the list. The new queen of pop has re-emerged and is gunnin for that crown.

    Congrats, Britney!

  87. peter says – reply to this


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    so many ppl are blaming~~~~~~~~~~why not try the site ^^^^^^wealthybeauty.com^^
    ^^^^? yes, th is site is great. Gir ls there are pretty hot and more important they would like to start with you. I met my girl over there.

  88. Noah says – reply to this


    88

    Has anyone actually looked at that website???
    It needs to come with a disclaimer:

    "Like Lindsay Lohan's acting career, viewing of this website may cause sudden violent seizures."

    She would have been lucky to have been sponsored by The Waffle House.

  89. cookie says – reply to this


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    ALL WASHED UP

  90. Donna says – reply to this


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    Hey if she wants puss, mo power to her.

  91. adrien says – reply to this


    91

    if lindsay is really is living the lesbian life, why doesn't she pick a pretty chick? sam is yuckyyyyyyy. grab some mascara girl!

  92. Yah yo says – reply to this


    92

    CRAZY ASS GEMINI'S

  93. Sean says – reply to this


    93

    Lindsey Lohan is pregnant and reports say Eugene Osei is the father

  94. matthe says – reply to this


    94

    Are they kidding with this website? Is it a joke? MoRockin? And those ridiculous zooming stray lines circa 2001 Style.com? Ok, maybe it's just bad site design, but a Malibu mansion with an ethnic theme? Escalades idling outside the 'hacienda' as people enjoy bad tajines under the tents? BORING. No one does anything interesting in LA. In New York, the party would be held in some former brutalist school/insane asylum in Bushwick. This is depressing!

  95. jane says – reply to this


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    i totally lurf her ^_____^" she is the best

  96. lisa says – reply to this


    96

    back by popular demand…

    kids, please use lohan as an example of how your career can be stalled due to poor choices, drug abuse, and over indulgence in alcohol. hopefully, she pulls her sheyot together. don't know that her latest escapades with samantha has helped her image any. not that i have a problem with my lipstick friends, but she's already in deep and possibly she should keep her bedroom behaviour, in the bedroom where it belongs.

    best,

  97. ilonar says – reply to this


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    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa X's a zillion….
    I am so freakin' happy…Screw that skank and her whole family…Bitch thinks she is soooo entitled…Sees a coat she likes and she STEALS it…
    Hey DUMB BITCH, if it isnt yours, you cant take it…DUH!!!!!
    I swear I would have really boycotted any company that would have sponsored her birthday party….
    Oh Yeah….HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
    xox, ilona rose

    P.S.
    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa



  98. 98

    Sweet Perez…Av's for our enjoyment….Thanks Baby!
    xox, ilona rose

  99. Justin says – reply to this


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    nobody cares about Lindsay
    shes a stupid bitch
    hahaha sad

  100. FreeJa says – reply to this


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    Who's throwing her party, Turtle??

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