It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Exclusives!
Lindsay's big Moroccan-themed 22nd birthday bash has been called off, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.
The recovering addict, who was in rehab three times last year, had contracted businessman Mike Heller's Talent Resources company to secure corporate sponsorship for her soiree.
They even started this website to try and lure brands to commit cash.
But, now, Heller tells us that because Lindsay will be "in production on a movie" they "can't commit to a specific date" so that big birthday bash is off.
Sources, however, tell us that Lohan has been pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her.
Does she ever have GOOD press???
Sources tell us they were also having some trouble getting corporate brands onboard.
Can't blame 'em!
We're also told that Lindsay will have a much smaller birthday party and that no sponsors will be involved.
She will have to pay for it all herself.
Sux for her!
[Image via WENN.]
First? Likny doesn't work x
Ah, she sucks anyway!
Who cares?
Next!
I love La Lohan!
lohan is a wack job. the whole family is!
FIRSTTT
lindsay lohan…whats gone wrong with you?
god.
Heyyyyy… since when is lesbian rumors bad press?
Her GF will probably be there to help, maybe jump out of a big cake with her dyke self
first!
first!!
First..
Your website is just getting more and more boring and lame. This whole thing with logging in and the avatars is reducing it to a teenaged demographic… must be what you're going for with your new "line" at Hot Topic. TICK TOCK!
What bad press? So she has a friend that no one has been able to convince me, yet, is her lesbian lover? How is that bad press? Or maybe it's her mom's reality show! I can see big business pulling out because of that! Hahaha!
1st
Lindsay is ugly
why…
aww poor linz ) ;
…and still my damn avatar isn't showing up. WTF?
1?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FIRST BABY!!~!
CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD…TORONTONIANS ARE HOTT!
PEREZ HILTON IS FAT
AMERICANS ARE FAT TOO…WELL MOST OF EM ARE eh?
IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS… THIS IS AN INDICATION THAT YOU ARE FAT…LIKE MORBIDLY FAT…LIKE A FUCKIN OBESE MOTHA FUCKA..LOL..K…OFF TO WORK NOW..TOODLES FOOLS
she still has more $$$ than me.
wooooo
Oh Lindsay..I remember when you used to be pretty cool and interesting.
press for press's sake is never a good route.
THIRD!
slurp a stinky shit fart with hairry dangles stuk in your teeth
I'm first! I 8 her!
Sure SaMANtha can give her
FUCK FIRECROTCH! SHE IS A CARPET MUNCHING SKANK.
FIRST …SHES ANNOYING
thought i was first
First!!!!
Boo hoo, cry me a fucking river bitch, most of us don't have sponsored birthday bashes, just deal with it.
I hope she is the real deal we need a real leader for a celebrity behind all the bs
third
First!
Her career is so gone!!! LOL Poor girl.
i love linds!! shes amazing
keep up the good work hun
your fans love you
xxx
FIRST!!!!!! too bad for lindsay but honestly she needs to lay low for a little and get her life and career back on track….pls
ha! she'll party. it's probly just a cover up. everytime she makes a film, her partying outshines the film and nobody goes to see it, even if it's good. EX: GEARGIA RULE. the truth is she wants people to see her as a serious actress and not a hard partying slut.
im on a mac too bad
Since when is being in a gay relationship bad press??? I say get your eat on and visa versa Lindsey…you are still a young girl.
This is last years story. This shit ant true.
she is to be on the walls of nolabelsecret.com negotiations
have her girlfriend pay for everything
Ew… just go away, Ms. Thing!
lol
Shouldn't the line read "Does SHE ever have GOOD press?" Please hire me as your proofreader before posting articles!!!! Thank you very much.
aw that sucks for her….
BlowHands career is over!
what's with these girls and wearing a sexy skirt when crossing their legs. It just makes me want to sniff their forbidden fruit really good. Come on Lindsay, spread them. You and Kristin Dunst should get together.
looks like the website is unavailable
The hasbeens birthday cake will not doubt be a heaping helping of Sammie's hair pie topped off with some Reddie Whip Cream and strawberries. She can use Sammies pubes as floss to remove the dirt the bitch has been force to eat for the last year.
PEREZ WHY U KEEP REPORTING ON THE BLOWHANS???? LOST
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9–McCain Defends Bush's Iraq Strategy
want more nakedness please
search: crazyunicorns
The website calls this a "Internationally Media Worthy Event". What a fuckin joke. I'd be embarrassed if I were them.
I'm actually starting to feel bad for her. Sure she loves to party, but who doesn't. Stop being so judgemental. No one is ever nice to her, Her mom is a famewhore and so is her dad and sister. Having money Doesn't make life easy. Don't you sort of feel for her? If u don't, you have no heart. She does have some talent.
I love Lindsay Lohan,she is a cool girl in my book.I don't think her press has been bad lately either.
SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DIRTY FACE! I THINK IT'S THE FACE TAN ON HER PALE SKIN
I love Lindsay your just a jealous boitch Perez…. Happy BDay Lindz
Re: Brianna – LMAOOOOO!!!!
Re: Brianna – LMAOOO!!!!
Well like when she breaks up with this saMANtha i would so like to watch a shot of love with Lohan!!! hahah it would be so awesome people competing for Lindsay's love. Like she doesnt know whether shes likes boys or girls more hahah fun show.
MTV should soooo do it.
Oh Lohan…
Why doesn't she just come out of the closet already? She's box-office poison and the only way to kick-start her way out of obscurity is to become a spokeswhore for the GLBT community.
it so does not suck for her. other people have to pay for there party why should she be any different, because she rich please.
Lindsay, Open up your legs so that I can take a good whiff of your love box…I bet you taste so sweet as well. Damn these girls in their sexy mini skirts…Damn them!
"Can't commit to a specific" BIRTHDAY?
SuperDiva!
so what bo boo,your lucky yourr working lind's,get over it you paRTY, ENOUGH,GIRL.BE A NORMIE…
Oh well. that's what happens when you screw people over in life.
Another Day OLDER and her "talents" are just as old!!
I am glad she found someone that she could love.
lindsay lohan is seriously stupid. she has no shame..pretty much asking people to pay for her bday party? wtf is that. how embarrassing that no one wants anything to do with her lesbian, junkie ass. I wish I could seriously knock her ass out. she's broke. I think she spent all her money on drugs and partying and everyone looks down on her because she's fucking retarded. I think she should just go on vh1 reality shows already because her shit has fizzled out. maybe she can make some money like that? probably not.
You know this BI**H dould not round up enough money ie sponsers for her party and being that she is probrably broke she had tto cancel boooowhooooooooo :{{{