It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!

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Lindsay's big Moroccan-themed 22nd birthday bash has been called off, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

The recovering addict, who was in rehab three times last year, had contracted businessman Mike Heller's Talent Resources company to secure corporate sponsorship for her soiree.

They even started this website to try and lure brands to commit cash.

But, now, Heller tells us that because Lindsay will be "in production on a movie" they "can't commit to a specific date" so that big birthday bash is off.

Sources, however, tell us that Lohan has been pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her.

Does she ever have GOOD press???

Sources tell us they were also having some trouble getting corporate brands onboard.

Can't blame 'em!

We're also told that Lindsay will have a much smaller birthday party and that no sponsors will be involved.

She will have to pay for it all herself.

Sux for her!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm / Email this  »

    131 comments to “It's Her Birthday And She'll Cry!”

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    1. Emily says – reply to this


      101

      i think i speak for everyone when I say that Lindsay lohan is a spoiled attention wanting coke whore alcoholic slut box and she is not worth talking about, whether it's negative or positive. peace.

    2. Sex an says – reply to this


      102

      I just saw Sex and the City at the 12:01 am showing… It was phenomenal!!! So funny, and sad, and wonderful… I'm not going to spoil it for you guys but there were no microphones in the movie Perez just hot purses and hot guys and remember that guy samantha was watching, her neighbor in LA they show us full frontal on him and let me tell you he was well endowed…

    3. jennif says – reply to this


      103

      Can I please have a corporate sponsor for my life? I am not in rehab and am relatively cheap to keep. Please, pretty please….lol

    4. Jeff says – reply to this


      104

      Sad…if Kathy Griffin is "D" list, Lindsay must be WAY past that….she's in Star Jones territory.

    5. em says – reply to this


      105

      Hohan is Tara Reid 2.0.

    6. Sue says – reply to this


      106

      Re: TOODLE
      Ummm…Toodle? Not all Americans are fat. Don't put us all in that corner. We could come right back and say that you all drive terribly, and that you're terrible tippers, but we won't. :)



    7. 107

      my first post in …well…years
      he credited the stolen picture now ?
      there is even login *Jchrist*

      *so efing funny*

      LL has new movie start shooting soon and her new album is coming out and you still try to write gossip that no one care.

      I'm sorry LL hating you. Chataeu Mormant(LL's fav.) still banned you, practically mot clubs in LA blacklisted you.

      Do you even have friend?



    8. 108

      aww am excited bout her new album pmsl

    9. Comeon says – reply to this


      109

      Out this closet case, already.
      This is getting ridiculous.

    10. heath says – reply to this


      110

      hahahahahahahahaha happy birthday WHORE!!!!! ahhahahahahahahah

    11. the ph says – reply to this


      111

      "MO-ROCKIN'" 22nd birthday. Samantha is the "MO".

    12. anniek says – reply to this


      112

      If she is a lezbo I hope she comes out soon. Gay chicks rule!

    13. booshd says – reply to this


      113

      I bet SaMANtha Ronson tears up her Rojo Caliente firecrotch!



    14. 114

      Good news Lindsay!

      narth.com/docs/spitzer3.html
      Historic Gay Advocate Now Believes
      Change is Possible
      Dr. Spitzer is best recognized in psychiatric history for his scientific role in 1973–he led the team that investigated whether homosexuality should be removed from the psychiatric manual. He drew bitter criticism during that historic event from psychoanalysts who sought to retain homosexuality among the list of disorders. Since then, Dr. Spitzer had been convinced that sexual orientation is unchangeable.
      "Like most psychiatrists," says Dr. Spitzer, "I thought that homosexual behavior could be resisted–but that no one could really change their sexual orientation. I now believe that's untrue–some people can and do change."
      Contrary to conventioned wisdom," Spitzer concluded, "some highly motivated individuals, using a variety of change efforts, can make substantial change in multiple indicators of sexual orientation, and achieve good heterosexual functioning."
      Dr. Spitzer agreed that this study should not be used to justify coercion. Nor should it be used as an argument for the denial of civil rights. "But patients should have the right," Spitzer stated, "to explore their heterosexual potential."

      Now she has a new rehab she can go to!

      CHORTLE! *SNICKER*

    15. danni says – reply to this


      115

      DUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Did she finally wake up!!!!!!!!!

    16. tinker says – reply to this


      116

      THANK GOD! I am soooo sick of f-ed up celebrities being famous for nothing!!! Lindsay threw it away and I am glad that the corporations didn't fall for it and do the party thing for her! She could go out to dinner w/her friends - oops! she doesn't have any-except Sam of course-even if she really has a movie offer, they are sure to drop her, just like all the movies she didn't make.

    17. Lindsa says – reply to this


      117

      Does anyone really care about this dumb cunt anymore? She is a spoiled bitch who pissed her money and career down the toilet. She might as well start drinking again and follow in Tara Reid's career path, she has nowhere else to go.



    18. 118

      BTW of the guys that have EVER talked about their sexual experiences with Linds, they ALL said that she was wonderful, and that there wasn't anything wrong with her vagina. Fire or no fire.

      Which seems more plausible than Brandon the greaseball's storey.

    19. michel says – reply to this


      119

      "Sources, however, tell us that Lohan has been pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her." Now come on…her management has probably been giving Lins ltos of 'pushes' to take it down a notch and she has never done so before so why would you believe that on a big day such as her b-day she would choose to follow the advice? Your sources suck. She's have a party its just not gonna be so big, because she sucks. Her sources told your sources that she was trying to fix the 'image' problem and you Perez, you believed it. You've lost your edge my boy.

    20. fudge says – reply to this


      120

      Re: vargin – #28, then why do you comment her you fucken fat twat, stupid ugly bitch, dont spread your hate cuz your a fat slut, go and fucken molest college students bitch *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************8

    21. Tina says – reply to this


      121

      so young and already so spent! she looks like a dirty street person. I can only image what that nasty cooch smells like. Oh, the good old days when we actually had female movie stars that had class and respect for themselves. PS-I'm getting sick of straights using gay/lesbianism to try to get attention when real gays/lesbians are fighting for equal rights.

    22. This K says – reply to this


      122

      Lindsay lohan if she breaks up with samantha shes should do the show like tila a shot of love with Lohan. I wanna Really see that.
      IMangen hahahah

      FUn to watch

      since she doesnt know who she likes better boys or girls.

      MTV should so DO IT!!!

      anyways.

      Bummer that she cant even celebrate her own bday. FUCK man that sucks come on.

    23. LL FAN says – reply to this


      123

      I LOVE LINDSAY

    24. Perez says – reply to this


      124

      lindsay lohan is amazing, the haters need to drown in a lake

    25. Synasi says – reply to this


      125

      I miss Lindsay! I think she should focus on acting and fashion instead of singing.

    26. LOLA says – reply to this


      126

      LEZ be friends!!
      && do " things" together..



    27. 127

      Jesus! the girl needs to take some more time off and just be private, and work on her acting…

    28. Mandy says – reply to this


      128

      OH MY GOD! HOW FUCKING TACKY! NO WONDER SHE'S WASHED UP A 22! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD ASKED TO HAVE "CORPORATE SPONSERSHIP" FOR A FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY! JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THIS WORLD!

    29. Kate says – reply to this


      129

      Can't say I feel sorry for her…have a birthday at a bar with 10 close friends like the rest of us…

    30. WTF says – reply to this


      130

      "Sponsorship"…seriously? This makes me sick. Another celeb also had sponors when she hosted a bday bash for her daughter's boyfriend @ her Hidden Hills home (can we say Ryan Cabrera). I just thought, you've got to be kidding. With all the money these douchbags have they want corporate sponsors to pay for their over the top bashes?
      In a time when people can barely afford food, gas and a roof over their heads these morons display this type of egotism?
      And the bigger idiots are the corporations that pay for this shit!

    31. biddy says – reply to this


      131

      her career is ova! she'll never work again! this is a fact . i feel badly for little kids who believed in her (and clearly still do). so sad. maybe they'll launch a case action lawsuit against her estate for damages for 'childhood lost'. that would be awesome

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