Puurrrfect Job

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Star Jones is actually close to landing a new gig!

According to InTouch, Jones is being wooed by the producers of Celebrity Apprentice to join the cast.

We hope it happens!

You know Jones would totally lock horns with the Donald!

Plus, we're starting to feel bad for Starzilla and her disappearing career!

[Image by Christopher Peterson via buzzfoto.com.]

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 10:23 am / Email this  »

    51 comments to “Puurrrfect Job”

    1. gen says – reply to this


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      ew

    2. I hate says – reply to this


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      this monkeyfuck

    3. Oprah says – reply to this


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      that stupid fucker
      obama ruined my show
      and thinks that there
      are 57 states in the U.S.
      vote hillary

    4. Binks says – reply to this


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      Can she just not come back to TV?? like EVER??

    5. pledge says – reply to this


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      I pledge allegiance
      to the east
      to the middle east of islam
      and to the suicide bomber
      that gives its life
      69 virgins
      under allah
      with communism
      and its my way or the highway
      amen

    6. Binks says – reply to this


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      Re: Oprah – vote hillary, why? because then she'll get the sympathy vote because we all know she is going to win? Oprah knew what she was doing.

    7. FRÈ says – reply to this


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      This would be the worst thing she could for her career but the best thing for us. beacuse then everyone can see what a skank hoe she is. she would be arrogant overbearing and a total biatch!!!

    8. Binks says – reply to this


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      Re: Binks – **We all know OBAMA is going to win

    9. TaLLoN says – reply to this


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      Give up!!!

    10. hooda says – reply to this


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      Please no one get mad at pledge comment no. 5. he doesnt even believe that. its a ploy to see how many comments he can get focused on him.. he wants you to be outraged. he sent me a text telling me he was gonna do this to see how many people he can piss off. i let him know this was not funny.. thank you

    11. Le Vac says – reply to this


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      reap what u sew!!!
      she has never been a celebrity…she has been on The View…she interviewed celebrities…then she thought she could become one!
      SHE IS A WHEEZING VACHE!

    12. me-2 says – reply to this


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      wtf yyyyy

    13. Jessi says – reply to this


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      Don't hire her for anything! What is she good at besides abusing her job to reap the benefits for herself unfairly! She is UGLY on top of it all. Who wants to hear anything she says? I DON'T!

    14. elle says – reply to this


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      star would definitely be the "omarosa" on the show…i would probably watch :)

    15. PROUD says – reply to this


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      #10 hooda…AGREE…howza bout the original…
      I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

    16. What a says – reply to this


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      What the eff you feel bad for her not having a job? What about me I've been looking for a job myself, you feel bad for me? If so email me………

    17. What a says – reply to this


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      I am looking for a job you feel bad for me? Eff Star everything that she does she screws herself with her BIG BLOW MOUTH!

    18. rpc says – reply to this


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      That's not Star is it? Isn't that a pic of that Sherry chic on the View?

    19. LookAt says – reply to this


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      That stingy bitch has plenty of money. She doesn't do anything unless it's free. Bitch didn't even want to buy gay Al a soda. She knows she'll probably get fired on the first episode, but not to worry, she'll make sure she'll to get paid for all 14 episodes in her contract.

    20. Ian says – reply to this


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      Perez, do you ever have anything nice to say about black people. I know Star Jones is a bitch and all, but looking at the last few things you have posted, you seem to have something negative to say about everyone who is black on your little website lately. I figure you are not racist because you are obviously gay and therefore I would figure to be very open minded. Lets see some positive words once in a while about somebody black, damn Perez!!!

    21. Ian says – reply to this


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      I want to appologize, i did not mean "little website" , you are very successful and I find your website very interesting, and want to say, keep doing what you are doing.

    22. Fur we says – reply to this


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      The fur she's wearing would look much better on the poor animal it was skinned off of! Sick fur wearing bitch!

    23. Jeff says – reply to this


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      That would be fantastic! She has tried to act like she is not the stuck up diva biatch that she really is (even blasting Barbara W. instead of accepting responsibility) and this show will EXPOSE her.
      Bring it!



    24. 24

      She and Donald Trump deserve each other. If they could just round up Dina Lohan and Denise Richards, Daddy Lohan, Hulk Hogan, and the crazy Lady who keeps making tacky videos on YouTube—they'd have the most obnoxious, nauseating Celebrity Apprentice ever.

    25. Lon says – reply to this


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      Feeling bad for Starzilla???!! Who are you and what have you done with Perez? Are you holding him for ransome?

    26. Rash M says – reply to this


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      Star is the only person in the media
      who dared to tell the truth about
      serial home wrecker Barbara Walters.
      .
      THANK YOU for telling the
      truth about HORNDOG WALTERS Star!
      Rash Manly

    27. Rash M says – reply to this


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      And Barbara Walters DID NOT
      sleep her way to all those high
      paying media jobs, she earned them!
      That is her story and she's sticking to it…

    28. MT Buc says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HATES BLACK PEOPLE!!!!

    29. jn says – reply to this


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      Is Star so poor she has to wear roadkill?? That's really sad. I'd take her to Goodwill so at least she would have something presentable to wear in public.

    30. HA HA says – reply to this


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      TAKE A LOOK AT THE CAB'S ADVERTISEMENT. JUST LIKE STAR JONES:
      BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    31. jen says – reply to this


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      I think she is starting to gain weight again, which would not be a bad thing her body is starting to match her big head.

    32. ro says – reply to this


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      Perez don't feel "sorry" for that fool. She made her bed and now she has to lay in it. She needs a little humility to reign her back in. Did you see her on the Bad Girls Club reunion. Who/what does she think she is? They way she speaks is utterly ridiculous. One sentence she speaking like she's straight from the streets and the next she's got her condescending tone issuing life advice (ha!). Silly silly woman. Only thing I like about her is her candor when it comes to Barbara Walters (another ho that thinks her shit don't stink). Let's get them into a room together.

    33. WWW says – reply to this


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      STAR JONES IS IN PARIS WITH WILLIAMS SISTERS!!!

      I SAW HER ON SERENA'S AND VENUS' MATCHES
      SHE LOOKED VERRY HAPPY!!!

    34. Willia says – reply to this


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      That can't be Star Jones. She would not stoop to the level of a common person by taking a cab.

    35. lizzy says – reply to this


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      Do you feel sorry for Lucifer too?
      Let this backstabbing lying bitch go back where she came from.
      I hate seeing her fugly face all the time. Makes me want to hurl.

      Sure hope Gay Al got custody of the dog. She only got it for publicity. She used to say all the time how did did not understand why people wanted pets. Besides she might fall off the food wagon and go Real Chinese and eat it just to hurt Poor Gay Al! Remember War of the Roses!

    36. animal says – reply to this


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      well i don't because she continues to wear dead fur. stop already, it's not ok, u don't need to parade around in a fur coat when u could easily wear something else. our beautuful animals are being TORTURED then MURDERED! IF ONLY PETA COULD SHOW HER A FEW OF THE VIDEOS THAT SHOW HOW THIS AWFUL MURDEROUS RAMPGE HAPPENS

    37. this t says – reply to this


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      Dear Star, Please lotion up your ashy white heels before you go out on the town wearing slingbacks.

    38. AMO says – reply to this


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      I'd never feel sorry for this bitch. Karma came for her ass.

    39. Candac says – reply to this


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      Star Jones is an abomination on legs. I liked her better when she was fat. Let me know when she's dead. Then it will be safe to watch TV again.

    40. karine says – reply to this


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      Y'know, she is so disgustingly thin, but she still got a big head.



    41. 41

      I will be so glad when she eats her way back to Al Roker weight and becomes dormant again. Someone out there, let her next job be host of a cooking show. I want her fat and heavy breathing. She's getting too much press for doing nothing.

    42. SALLY says – reply to this


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      I BELIEVE STAR JONES IS A VERY TALENTED LADY WHO HAS GOTTEN A BAD RAP FROM EVERYONE AFTER SHE WAS FIRED FROM THE VIEW. YES, FIRED. BARBARA WALTERS WAS EXPOSED BY DONALD TRUMP AS A LIAR AND SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO MS. JONES BEFORE SHE CROKES FROM OLD AGE. MORE POWER TO YOU, STAR … YOU'RE A SURVIVOR AND AN INSPIRATION TO MANY. GOOD LUCK!

    43. star h says – reply to this


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      I fucking HATE HATE HATE this woman

    44. Shake says – reply to this


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      I guess we all know who "SALLY" from commnet #42 is. LOL
      Hi star jones. You go by Sally now? LOL

    45. porodi says – reply to this


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      She's gaining some pounds every single day. Soon she'll be back at her ex-shape.She'll be happy again and succesfull. Good luck !!!!! Before I hated her,now I pity her.

    46. pinke says – reply to this


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      Star doesn't have to be on tv, she is an attorney who passed the bar without sucking her way in the spotlight. If barbara truely did regret sleeping wih some one else's black husband, she should've kept her mouth closed bcuz we all know she couldn't do it with her legs, to sell her book! Go head, Star you are grace under fire and beautiful AKA who continues to show the world what can be done. These hos are just mad bcuz they can't do what you did

    47. nell p says – reply to this


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      I think she's great and good luck to her.

    48. gayNor says – reply to this


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      Star Jones is a sociopathic poser, climbing mess! Barbara Walters recently took care of her but good! Star is an insult to her gender and her race. But what do you expect from a Cunty 5th rate lawyer??? Hey Perez, why don't you check out what she said about Gays on The View; it was a big surprise she married one-

    49. gaynor says – reply to this


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      BTW- Her new career move should be rallying for Zera in the new sequel to Planet of the Apes- No make-up required!

    50. Avery says – reply to this


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      There's no one I'd like to see fall from grace and disappear more than Donald Trump. How desperate is he? Doesn't he have enough money? And you know you're a big a**hole when the only people who'll associate with you are Omarosa, O.J. and Star. Serves him right though. I can't believe the war of words with Rosie started over a silly little comedy skit. Hello, that's what comediens do. He really showed his true colours. Maybe that's why he has to make so much money, to disguise his freakishly fragile ego and inner (and outer) ugliness. A happy and secure man would have never even dignified a response. And people who take themselves that seriously are seriously weak. No one gives two shits about Miss America, it was a joke. There's nothing less attractive in a man than foolish pride and no sense of humor. Melania will leave him, just watch. I don't think she signed up for her husband and father of her child to be a known as a psycho maniac for the whole world see. Plus, come on, any man who gets that angry over something so stupid is definetly NOT getting any. But can you blame Melania? He looks like the crip keeper with a comb over. I hope she cleans him out. He deserves a kick in the nuts. Greedy f*cker.

    51. Jules says – reply to this


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      Who gives a fuck to the people who care so much about one little sexual indisgression that happened a century ago. Barbara Walters has paved the way for so many women in journalism, she can't even be touched. It's none of anyone's business. She's divorced and alone because of it, shit happens. Star was just mad that her fairy tale of having a dorky jobless gay husband didn't work out so well for her.