Getting Married Tonight! AND Pregnant!!!!!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Love Line > Denise Richards > Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen and his fiancee ,Brooke Mueller, are reportedly getting hitched Friday night.
The 60+ peeps invited to the wedding were told to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A.
A source also reports that Mueller is already knocked up!
Denise Richards wanted that sperm, damnit!
A 'friend' says, "They've been busy working on having a baby. They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."
Chuck has a daughter, Cassandra, 23, by Paula Profit, and had Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 3, with slutface Richards.
Denise would probs go bananas if Brooke was indeed sperminted by boy sperm! Delish!
Sheen had to spill the beans about tonight's nups to Richards, according to insiders, so their daughters could attend.
Wonder if Denise is going to try and crash the wedding with her reality crew?
She probably spilled the wedding details to all the media herself.
Thanks, Denise!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]




NOOOOOOO, Charlie!!!!
Don't do it!!!!
1st.. hopefully he didnt get another denise!
Dear Charlie-
Why even bother?
~L.S.
what a freak.
1st
what a loser…he is nasty.
Wonder if Denise is going to try and crash the wedding with her reality crew?
DOUBT IT!!! She'd probably get her ass kicked!!!!
That was quick
And we care because?
I wish them the best. Maybe that stupid bitch Denise will lay off a little.
We'll be hearing about the divorce within a year. Bet.
A secret location? Who the heck cares about Charlie Sheen's wedding? He only wishes!
I don't care how bad Denise Richards looks..EVER…he still is a complete and utter asshole pervert…and I would take her side any day over his!
I'd do him!!
Of course she's pregnant! How else is she going to keep the money flowing after they get divorced!!!
Why do women keep wanting children with this creep?!!!
DENISE IS SO HOT
Glad it all went well Perez! O.O Good for you! You are the Queen Bee and The Sauciest Queen Bee ever, I bow, I bow…I need a chili sauce mentor…Mang brill..lolololololololol
No one in their right mind would marry and procreate with charlie sheen. I wonder what interesting mental problems she will turn out to have. I'm super excited!
Denise Richards wanted that sperm, damnit!>>>>>>HA, hahahahah that's classic! Good Ol' Perez trying to start shit where your comments are not needes but still that is funny!!
At least he's moving on with his life..Denise won't stop whining and using her deceased mother to promote her reality show. She is horrible.
BBL
Walt Kelly later?
I bow, I bow
And I am a Bitch on Wheels
And YOU Know IT
uarethegreatest
She had unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen…? Eew!!!!
I guess she's OK with having multiple STDs?
Looks like 2 morons found love for about another week.The mans a sex addict and she is a retard,that poor kid does'nt have a chance!!!
He is so damn hott. he once asked me where the linens section was at the store I was working at. He couldn't hide his beauty under sunglasses!!!!! lol.
nice wife
SHES GONNA GET WHATS COMMING TO HER….HE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TREAT HIS BABYMAMA
Why would anyone marry a prostitute loving pervert like Charlie, he is addicted to the whores…not going to last! Maybe for the money and lifestyle that comes with the marriage….hmmmmmmm!
He seems like the blondes
Great. So we can officially say we've met Charlie Sheen's future bitter, jilted ex-wife. This woman / Brooke must have exceptionally low self-esteem or be desperado for meaningless media attention to marry that twat. Who do you think "leaked" these private details?! Media and just plain whore Charlie, going so far as to suggest his ex might crash with a camera crew in tow. That is seriously moronic. UGH - GROW UP! Clearly, he's the one not over his ex. Always remember, the opposite of love is not hate - it is apathy. If he really didn't care, he wouldn't keep making his ridiculous, self-serving statements about his ex, purportedly setting the record straight, slinging new mud at the same time. He's truly pathetic. The only thing worse than having him as a current or ex, is having him father / influence your children. GROSS!
Re: FUKNO – That's because his baby mama is a screaming CUNT!!!!!
Re: Molly – You're an IDIOT!!
Oh how nice. If he has boy, his son will grow to emulate his father and be a lying, cheating, nasty douchebag. Like father like son. That's just what we need in the world, another lying, cheating, nasty douchebag.
double congrats!
I'm so surprised this person is still w/ Charlie and gonna be married to him for a little while. Um, if she is preg…why didn't they wait til they got married? So stupid. I guess Charlie didn't want to divorce a preg woman and there just wouldn't be enought time in the "marriage" to get married, make a baby, have a baby then divorce.
A secret location, bwhahaha!
Like he is a star or relevant or anything other than skank loving scum.
That doesn't make sense. They've been TRYING to have a baby for awhile and now that they are expecting they are having a quickie surprise wedding?
dude doesnt that brooke chick look like a cocker spaniel, what a loser, i so like denise cause she is SMOKIN!
They look like they deserve each other. She has to be just as crazy as him (three time loser that he is) to marry him. Hope she puts him out of his misery. I look forward to her tell-all book when it ends. Now maybe Denise can move forward with her life and career.
George McFly?
perez why are you assuming that he'll be happier with a boy? I have 2 daughters and my wife is expecting our 3rd child. I hope it's a girl. Most Girl's are more attached to their families once they've left the nest. Most boys want to leave the nest as soon as possible and usually distance themselves from family once they've married. They get whiped with the wifey and desert their moms and dads. Girls are better
I like to watch this circus side show and its players. Charlie will divorce this broad, marry Heidi Fleiss like he always wanted to, and Brook and Denise will become Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in "Death Becomes Her" (although neither will ever be as graceful) lol
!!!!
Re: FU – No, FU / Charlie / Tranny hooker loser, you are the idiot. You must really need attention to write something so stupid just to elicit responses. Grow up, Dumbass.
Charlie is an old busted up wrinkled bag who has serious social issues. Gambling and sleeping with hookers. Disgusting!!!!! What happened to the good old days when being beautiful mattered? At least Denise Richards is beautiful albeit a douche bag.
this is not newsworthy, perez! who the hell cares about a sexually, recovering drug addict sheen anyway! perez you are equally low class with you comments about denise richards.
I don't like Denise but I hate how you make Charlie out to be a fucking saint. He is even more disgusting than Denise is and he shouldn't be allowed to have anymore kids!!!
I knew it. She's preggers and he probably tried to talk her into aborting! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take him to the cleaners!!
Ewww charlie sheen REPULSES me… TEAM DENISE all the way!!!
Fuck Charlie, Denise rulz… But I like two and a half man, that's the problem!
ick ick ick
She's ok looking, but let's face it. She's no Denise Richards. Denise is drop dead gorgeous. One of the hottest women I have ever seen. She was a bond girl for crying out loud.
Enough Perezhead! Why are you all up in Denise Richards' shit, calling her "slutface"? What about Charlie Sheen being a male slut puppy? Isn't he reportedly into prostitutes? Sounds to me as if he's spread plenty of his sperm around Tinsel Town. If Denise wants his sperm so badly, all she has to do is follow him around with a slop bucket. He's a pig, she's a pig…….that equals two very big, disgusting, over-rated, over-acting PIGS!
WTF perezzzzz charlie freakin CHEATED on denise & shes just trying to make her way in the world by WORKING! what is so wrong with that?!!? this guy is nasty & doesn't need your SUPPORT. ewwwww
E-gads she's fugly. . . Long horse face that will NOT age well. Kinda resembles Cheryl Crow. As Sheen gets older and crazy have ya noticed his girlfriends get less and less A-list. He was married to a very pretty model for about an eye blink before she saw the light and gotta outta there.
Of course Denise Richards, definately prettier than this Brooke. .. in a few years Sheen will be marrying all he can get-washed up prostitutes. He looks like a characature. Big shin. And he's crazy.
Hey Chuckster - nice rug!!
if I were charlie sheen the last thing I would do would be to get married AGAIN to some chick who will end up divorcing him and taking half anyhow. He should just stay single and be the HO he is. LOL!!!
Why does it have to be a secret - does anyone care?
Team Denise!
Charlie Sheen sucks! And I heard he also swallows!
I think she wanted sperm for the pig Charlotte, not sperm FROM a pig-Charlie. Yes, I hate to admit it but I watched the show. The Lohans too. Both were terrible. But Denises was better by comparison.
*YAWN* Who gives a shit!!!! They will be divorced by Christmas anyway!!
What kind of low self-esteem moron idiot dumb-ass bitch would marry this complete loser?
SO he's going to get high and beat her and cheat on her.
YAWN
Talk about some REAL celebs, Perez
HOW DESPERATE AND UNCONFIDENT WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE TO ALLOW THIS WALKING PIECE OF SHIT TO STICK HIS DICK IN YOU, UNPROTECTED? IS SHE NOT AWARE OF WHAT A FILTHY WHORE HE IS? GET SOME SELF CONFIDENCE GIRL!!
LEAVE DENISE ALONE!
SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS BOY SPERM!
She's got her gorgous daughters!
I don't know what it is about these two but he looks like a perv and she looks like a money hungry bi-yatch. The deserve each other.
I give it 6 months!
Mueller is A GOLD-DIGGER - BUT SHE IS CRAZY FOR TAKING ON THIS MAN-WHORE - EVEN THE WORST GOLD-DIGGERS HAVE THERE LIMITS - POOR CHARLIE - we give this 3 years tops - she is probably already eyeing of a reality show and a book deal post divorce !!!!!
He's cute though, but Brooke is weird looking. Like maybe she used to be a man or something???
Could this story be true?! What about Charlie's ex Denise?? Find out what she's been up to lately on her new reality show, It's Complicated! The show is on Monday nights on E!
It seems Denise or her people keep posting on here about how great Denise is, how beautiful (I think she's UGLY), and to watch her new crappy show on E Channel. We all know it's you or your peeps honey posting on here, because there aren't that many people in the world that like you! We all know what you really are a skank, with no talent and a bad mother - how come you never see Denise's kids smile - they never look happy!?!? Poor kids.
As long as he has money there will be whores ready to have his babys, to bad denise didient stick around long enough to make sure he got fixed!!
fucking awesome..I will always welcome another Sheen/ Estevez to this planet, but not another Jolie-Pitt
This is for all you readers with a brain or for those who actually possess common sense. I don't know either of these two people. But this is how I read the "LOOK AT ME, I AM CHARLIE SHEEN. It is one thing to learn to read and quite another to understand what you have read…………The same goes for talking. It is really funny to hear "COOL Charlie" speak……..Yes, he comes off articulate, but I don't buy he understands what he has said…………NOT AT ALL. This is a guy with a history of fishing for and attracting bottom fish……………..(birds of a feather) What intelligent person does that………Why wouldn't he seek out that which is similar to "his stature". Someone who he feels is as educated, articultate, good looking (not), etc…………….Dah……………He does………..This is the same lunatic with first hand knowledge of the 911 cover up………..
Perez, You are so jealous of real women that You always have smart ass comments, "Mueller is already knocked up!"
How does this nasty ass man whore get any woman, much less another attractive one??? I bet his thing is like rotten. Nasty.
Call him a degenerate… call him a drug addict… but never call Charlie Sheen by his latino name!
Have you asked him if he's proud of his heritage and whether he speaks spanish or not, Perez? Are you going to give him shit if he doesn't, just like you do with Jessica Alba?
Leave Denise Richards alone you fat fuck!
He has a 23 year old daughter and now he's marrying a 29 year old? What a disgusting, ugly, f-faced twat. Between bashing his girl's mom and marrying a girl old enough to be his daughter, he is such a shining example of parenting.
Denise…I haven't nor will I watch her show. What I HAVE seen and heard of her is disgusting. She has a mouth like a sewer! Now she is considering doing Playboy! What a wonderful role model she is to those little girls. Is it me, or has anyone else noticed that when people around her kids or takes their pic the girls always look mad or hateful? Hmm….wonder why?