Diva!

Filed under: Serena Williams

Now this is how you do it!

Serena Williams pulled a Diddy.

The tennis star had a nosh at L'Avenue restaurant in gay Paris on Thursday.

She didn't take too kindly to the rain, though!

So, what's a girl to do????

Have your own Personal Umbrella Handler, of course!

Does she have someone wipe her ass after she shits too????

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: May 31, 2008 at 6:00 pm / Email this »

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3L$@ says – reply to this

1

SHE LOOKS LIKE MAN!
bedae says – reply to this

2

second
doctor says – reply to this

3

look at all the stuff she's carrying though. i'd have an umbrella bitch, too!
f says – reply to this

4

she lost yesterday to some nodoby at roland garros. she's not playing well…
FoReal says – reply to this

5

That's fucking retarded. If she's stupid enough to pay someone for shit like that…I'd be telling the dude to get the fuck outta my grill.
Fatass says – reply to this

6

That would be an awfully big ass to wipe.
fda says – reply to this

7

2nd?
e says – reply to this

8

wait and why the fuck perez did you say gay paris!
fuck you perez!
WTF says – reply to this

9

She's a stupid cunt
Better says – reply to this

10

Oh Perez,

I know. It is VERY intimidating to see a woman with more muscles and might than your effeminate bitch ass. This is the same problem that you have with Ms & Ms Samantha Lilo too.
so? says – reply to this

11

watev.. its just her chofer.. shes loaded its normal duhh not a big deal perez! u just poor! haha jk
jenny says – reply to this

12

fuck shes huge
david says – reply to this

13

LOSER. IF HE WAS WHITE I WOULD SAY WINNER!! SELL-OUT NIGGA
ttyyun says – reply to this

14

thats a man, right?
apower says – reply to this

15

That's a man, baby!!!
bfgesd says – reply to this

16

that poor man
no one should have to do that
i didnt think she was like that
thats awful, she can carry her
own umbrella, her arms are strong
enough if she plays tennis!
TATiTN says – reply to this

17

wow. what a fuckinnggg D-I-V-A.
hold your own umbrella, youre weave is gonna be okay huney bunnzz
NASTY says – reply to this

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DAMN FUCKIN MONKEY NIGGLET! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN APE IN A WHITE POOL OF WATER! DAMN SHE IS NASTY! LAY OFF THE ROIDS SISTA! CUZ U LOOKIN NOT LIKE A SISTA AND MORE OF A MISTER! SHE IS NASTY AND HER CHICKEN WINGS AND WATERMELON ARE WAITIN FOR HER COON ASS IN PARIS. I BET SHE EATS A SHITLOAD WITH THAT BABOON ASS! SHE IS NASTY LIKE ALL BLACKS. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DIE.
Lee says – reply to this

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That's a man, baby!!!!
darn says – reply to this

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where is she? that big black man must be in the way. bad pic, perez!
Mel says – reply to this

21

omg..
what a lame ass..
who does that shit..
dang. and she makes an old man do it..
what a biotch. thinks she's the shit.
y'all says – reply to this

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DON'T BE A HATER PEREZ. The Williams sisters are great role models, I've seen her on Punk'd and she was a very nice person. You are all just jealous that you can't afford someone to hold an umbrella up for you. She is talented and actually does something, unlike the people that are usually featured in this blog.
that' says – reply to this

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Is that a man? Gawd she is NOT at all feminine in the least…
ohyes says – reply to this

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Yes, you Perez!!! Your there to wipe her ass. You ass handler.
mimi says – reply to this

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I think she is a lovely girl .. she really tries to bring her feminine side etc … and she is very well spoken .. and acts girly and coy in person …
thats great!!! so glad to see a girl of color play her feminine side.. and not act ghetto at all!…
unfortunately .. she got some bad ass genes … too masculine .. its to her fault … doenst matter what she does or how she dresses she still looks like a man and rough…. she got a bad deal on the genes cards…
but I love her .. she is a lovely girl …..
once she retires from tennis I think she can slim down them muscles and maybe have a few cosmetic procedures to even out the plane of the bad gene side .. you know little nose job… chin bone shaving.. some skin beaching .. and looking a bit hungry .. will do her a world of good …
good thing she like white boys and white boys like her….
need to add milk to that coffee
tranny says – reply to this

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She TOTALLY look like a tranny!
fug says – reply to this

27

Man, did she ever get hit with the ugly stick! ( key word MAN.)
carrie says – reply to this

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btw.
you people are idiots.
if any of you had any class or wealth whatsoever,
you'd know that isnt a big deal.
she has money. so what? she should live not as good as she has the opportunity to?

and um.
thank you very much- FOR LETTING A MAN FEED HIS FAMILY!
Christ says – reply to this

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She looks fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!!! She just wanted to pay a white man to do that…. makes her feel superior. What a monkey! If I were that guy, I would have shoved the iumbrella right up her big fat black ass!
Tippa says – reply to this

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Maybe not her PUH after all. I guess she simply got some serious VIP treatment from the restaurant she just left. Probably she didn't even ask for that.
she ha says – reply to this

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Re: mimi – um you say she is " really trying to bring her feminine side"… um she doesn't HAVE a feminine side.. AT ALL. there is NONE to bring! She is VERY masculine and manly even in a frickin dress. So if you call that her feminine side i'd hate to see her masculine side then cuz it must be really freaky as her feminine side is already as masculine as i've ever seen on a girl! her masculine side must be like the incredible hulk eh?!! eww
chelsi says – reply to this

32

She is fucking HUGE! She looks like a dragqueen or something.
sick says – reply to this

33

What a dumb nigglet she is! Haha. She looks so ghetto nasty ass. What a nappy headed hoe she is! EWWW… Imagine her naked or bangin her. It'd be like u were bangin a man! Sick! What a transexual she is. She needs to stop the steroids and take her monkey ass to feminine school cuz she is like tacky and ugly beyond anyone I have seen. Just fuckin gross!
Scab says – reply to this

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SHE IS UGLY AS FUCK!
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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While they're down there pushing Human Growth Hormone into her gluteus maximus, they might as well wipe her ass. Although I'll bet this gigantopithecus takes a mean & mighty shit.
Lala says – reply to this

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i thought it was dennis rodman. if you're an athlete shouldn't you be able to carry an umbrella?
lil't says – reply to this

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Bitch was a total primadonna in her post-loss press conference interview too! I lost all respect for her ass!
Mirror says – reply to this

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I'd wanna be covered by an umbrella too if I looked like that! She is not pretty at all. When she looks in the mirror I bet it cracks as big as the crack in her ass. LOL!
stoju says – reply to this

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shes pissed at the mom cuz a tennis player from my lovely country (slovenia) surprisingly beat her in the semi finals in paris.
Rupaul says – reply to this

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That is Rupaul bitches! Half man half monkey and zero female is her genes!
Jimmyb says – reply to this

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damn she is an amazon. I never realized how big she was till seeing this pic with the unbrella guy looking like an ant
ape says – reply to this

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Don't apes belong in the zoo? how'd she get out???????
FUKNO says – reply to this

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MONEY CANNOT BUY LOOKS….NEITHER CAN AN UMBRELLA CARRIER GIVE U LOOKS……MANERINA
what a says – reply to this

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but black people CAN'T be racist & are above RACISM. *gasp* ha. yeah right. if not careful, welcome to the future folks.
melind says – reply to this

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Work it girl!
lil' says – reply to this

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Ohhhh, Perez, so graphic and soooo anal:)
Deuce says – reply to this

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"That's a huge bitch!"
pee says – reply to this

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I bet she has an umbrella for her dick too…
OPRAH says – reply to this

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DEATH TO ALL NIGGAS!
WHY IS A MONKEY AFRAID OF THE RAIN?
DEATH TO ALL NIGGAS!
WHY IS A MONKEY AFRAID OF THE RAIN?
DEATH TO ALL NIGGAS!
WHY IS A MONKEY AFRAID OF THE RAIN?
DEATH TO ALL NIGGAS!
WHY IS A MONKEY AFRAID OF THE RAIN?
joke says – reply to this

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reverse racism at it's finest. imagine if that were a white woman w/ a black man holding her umbrella & following her like a SLAVE. blacks are against slavery? um no. only if it is a black person enslaved.
bpj says – reply to this

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"It's a man, baby" M-A-N man
Maury says – reply to this

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Transexuals and the men who hold umbrella's for them, next Maury! Today at 3!
Chutzp says – reply to this

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Gross, she looks like a total man. Oh, I just puked all over my chicken soup. Is that a bulge between it's legs?
kayce. says – reply to this

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sweet bejeezus, this bitch is manly!!!
Shan says – reply to this

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Thats pathetic!! I feel bad for the little old man
gorill says – reply to this

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Gorilla in the midst
CANADI says – reply to this

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She's butt UGLY! she looks like a MAN!
Jackie says – reply to this

58

Now I know what happened to Godzilla.
POOP says – reply to this

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I thought it was kanye West for a minute. lol
Jessic says – reply to this

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LOOL The guy looks very old…so old that if the wind blows he might fall apart..and on top of that he has to told up the dumb umbrella for that he/she?? lol please!
Flush says – reply to this

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This hoe is nasty! She looks like a piece of poop with a white napkin around it! Thank gawd it's raining cuz she needs to be washed and flushed away! Far far away! she stinks! Or should I say HE. Whatever she he IS…
Nig says – reply to this

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Ugly nig. That's a MAN
It's says – reply to this

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I think that is Fifty Cent in drag y'all!
hmm says – reply to this

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You can dress a monkey up but it's still a monkey! And a male monkey at that!
HGH says – reply to this

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pass the steroids…
samant says – reply to this

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I SWEAR SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN THERE!
Jack says – reply to this

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I think she looks like a man. She also looks like that black trannie from that movie with John Leguesamo. LOL What a bitch!
haha says – reply to this

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he looka like'a man!!
notme says – reply to this

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That fat black dude looks oooolldd.
Heaven says – reply to this

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SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. I cannot believe the ammount of ignorant, racist, and down right cruel comments that many of you have left. She seems like a wonderful person, she is not ugly, she is an amazing athelete. Why try to bring her down just because of her physical size?? Really sad the way our youth is brought up to believe. Very sad.
erma says – reply to this

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green is the color of jealousy….
pinkie says – reply to this

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Why doesn't Perez ever call her "tranny"?! That is one ugly woman, but nobody ever seems to say it? Why is she so "off limits"? I don't get it. Every magazine or entertainment show has only nice things to say about her? Her beautiful body (yuck), her sense of style, her talent. I still don't get it?!!!
HATERS says – reply to this

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Maybe that's not her Farnsworth Bentley…maybe he's just a gentleman…but if he is just that, get it girl!!! Get it how you live!!! You've earned it. I love Serena regardless…she is an athlete, not a fashion model and doesn't make any apologies for it. I guess some men are intimidated when a woman, let alone a Black woman, is more powerful than men.

WTF is up with the racist comments? This has nothing to with race; shouldn't someone have the right to carry an umbrella when it's raining? The majority of Blacks don't go around calling white folk "honky" or cracker." Just goes to show you that although the main advancements for civil rights were 40 years ago, most people are sooo quick to play the race card.
Beth says – reply to this

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wow, you would think that with her man arm muscles that she has from playing tennis that she could hold her own umbrella!
anna says – reply to this

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Well is he's getting paid to hold an umbrella good for him. She's stupid enough to pay for it. Serena needed to get back to playing *good* tennis!
fixers says – reply to this

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Did you ever notice how the Williams sisters lose in the early rounds of the majors whenever they're in the same half of the draw? I think they tanked their matches yesterday so they wouldn't face each other in the semis. They obviously weren't trying to win their matches. When the draw was announced people looked to see if they were in the same half.
przsux says – reply to this

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Perez, its 14 minutes, you only have a minute left, tubby.
NAACP says – reply to this

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Re: Nig – This derogatory site needs to be abolished and the owners jailed for hate race baiting. Just because a openly white gay pre-op giggly male is the public front for this website; does not camouflage the racial content resembling a Ku Klux Klan lynching manual. You seem to salivate in murdering the accomplishments of successful AFRICAN-AMERICANS role models and society should not allow you to continue.
good o says – reply to this

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that shit joke was FAGtastic el chunk-o !
pork c says – reply to this

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Re: NAACP –

that hillbilly was most likey raised by HUMAN GARBAGE.

he/she grew up uneducated and ignorant.
in a nutshell: WORTHLESS HUMAN TRASH.
IKAIKA says – reply to this

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she shits out of her mouth
Richar says – reply to this

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Re: Heaven – If you think she's beautiful, you should move out of the swamp.
jesse says – reply to this

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Re: NAACP – So what contribution to society did this creature make?
piazza says – reply to this

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She has her own shit licker/eater and it's fun to watch!
B* says – reply to this

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I HAVE MET HER…SHE IS SO RUDE…HUGE BITCH!!
Bcakes says – reply to this

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Looks like Dennis Rodman dressed up in his Sunday best!
cooper says – reply to this

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HELLO ?!!!!! why would you WANT someone to pay someone to hold an umbrella for you? DIVA….
Rodney says – reply to this

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Wow, after a little search on google, I found out that she is truly a woman. I was very shocked!!
Jon says – reply to this

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When people have an exorbident amount of money you can hire someone to hold your umbrella, also a sister needs to protect her tresses in the rain or else she will be having Don King issues!!
Liz says – reply to this

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#79….I agree 100% with what you said. Forget the picture of Serena the ignorant comments left here are so cowardly….I can not believe how you people hide behind your computer screen and say such awful things. You give us white people a VERY bad name. Black men & women have JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AS YOUR IGNORANT ASSES DO IF NOT MORE. It makes me sick to my stomach that people have the nerve to come on here and say such vile things….I think they should leave their comments along with their first & last names and an address would be nice too….to all the racist people out there, your day will come to meet your maker…good luck…you'll need it
tranny says – reply to this

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she sure is built like a linebacker!
pierre says – reply to this

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Ewww…. she went to L'Avenue. I can't believe people still go there.
3213 says – reply to this

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SHE ROCKS It. SHe's fierce. LOVE HER.
QuEeN says – reply to this

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bitch is a BEAST!
CloesM says – reply to this

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It's a man I tell you….IT'S A MAN I TELL YOU…….Perez you could pull off the chick look better than this MAN.

I love you Perez!!!
Chip says – reply to this

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I have always loved Venus and Serena. True Talented Athletes!!
Shaun says – reply to this

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Gorilla's never look good wearing white!
Perez says – reply to this

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Gorilla's should never wear white!!!
LkAtU says – reply to this

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Don't you see she has her hands full with her bag, cellphone and pocket book, you fat gay bitch
She lo says – reply to this

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She look….She looka like a man. (S)he's horrible. YUCK!

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