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Oh, Mush Mush!

Insiders from Mischa Barton's recent Nylon magazine cover shoot report that they had a "really hard time trying to make her look good" cause of the state of her legs.

Mushy, right?

Tell us something we already didn't know!

MushMush was also way difficult to work with. She supposedly threw a tantrum and claimed her car didn't arrive to pick her and her mother up for the shoot.

The source reports, "But when Nylon checked, it turns out it was Mischa who didn't show up. The driver was waiting for 30 minutes but she never came down."

MushMush Fartone just can't get anything right these days.

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  1. 1

    tell me again… why do we care about her anymore?

  2. camell says – reply to this


    2

    she should have been on gg

  3. missze says – reply to this


    3

    why doesn't she STOP wearing dresses all together?!?!…..short ones at least….wait no….she need to cover up the cankles as well

  4. Kimbat says – reply to this


    4

    I have ass-dimples too! You're a meanie Perez!

  5. NIKKI says – reply to this


    5

    FIRST????? =)

  6. Ande says – reply to this


    6

    um, what did they expect? lol. Perez, let's go clubbing sometime!

  7. donnie says – reply to this


    7

    firlst

  8. Lisa says – reply to this


    8

    she's not as fat as you make her out to be.

  9. Ryan says – reply to this


    9

    I like her

  10. kt says – reply to this


    10

    why teh fuck would you go into acting and take little pride in what you do

    i'd seriously be embarrassed if i inconcenienced people the way she does.

  11. PLSPRZ says – reply to this


    11

    Perez-
    Quit being such a fucking putz. Poor woman does not deserve your hateful comments. Honestly what did she do to you and what do you care. YOU LIKE DICK YOU FUCKING QUEEN!!!!! And you are a fat fucking donut butt!! Fucking judgemental queer!

  12. missy says – reply to this


    12

    first

  13. Angel says – reply to this


    13

    Happy Friday, people!

  14. steph says – reply to this


    14

    second! yeah serisouly we all knew this..

  15. pinkdo says – reply to this


    15

    Come on, some women just get cellulite, it's a genetic thing..

  16. obsess says – reply to this


    16

    second!

  17. B says – reply to this


    17

    Yuck

  18. MiCHAE says – reply to this


    18

    hehehe

  19. veecee says – reply to this


    19

    Oh that poor girl!!!!!!

  20. Party says – reply to this


    20

    Poor mush mush- she should just give up already!

  21. Tandy says – reply to this


    21

    I feel robbed. She totally ruined the movie Tart for me now.

  22. katyyy says – reply to this


    22

    perez, shut the fuck up. seriously. you are definitely not one to talk about weight issues. leave her aloneeeee the oc is the best and she's amazing. stop being jealoussssss.

  23. dec2 says – reply to this


    23

    wow, I think i'm starting to feel sorry for mushy PZ…no doubt she's a c u next tuesday, but you are really slammin' this girl…… every day it seems

  24. manda says – reply to this


    24

    lets look at the legs of 'perez'…i bet it's along the lines of a sack of rotten cottage cheese. mmmmhm. :P

  25. relax says – reply to this


    25

    relax perez… give the girl a break. so what if shes not perfect? all you are doing is pressuring girls to become anorexic when you insult them for not being perfectly skinny. what did mischa ever do to you??? and if you are going to insult someone about weight maybe you shouldnt be 100lbs overweight yourself



  26. 26

    instead of wasting money on all those clothes she should look at some cellulite treatment first hehehe

  27. jason says – reply to this


    27

    would it kill you to be nice? what did she ever do to you?

  28. Anonymous says – reply to this


    28

    WOOOOw…. perez stop jizzing over this girls cellulite. Old news.
    Get your head out of your ass and post some good shit now.

  29. HJ says – reply to this


    29

    what an _____ girl..
    she has no fashion sense at all!

  30. hannah says – reply to this


    30

    shes not fat shes just got REALLY bad cellulite…

  31. Jessic says – reply to this


    31

    Who cares that she has a little cellulite? Everyone used to bash her for being too thin, and now she looks just like a. . . normal woman. So fuck off and leave her alone; she's beautiful.

  32. ohemge says – reply to this


    32

    This crap should have the same headline as the Charlie Sheen story…



  33. 33

    Dont be mean, I've got legs like her!

  34. manda says – reply to this


    34

    i was just wondering….how much cock have you sucked in the past day|? 10…18?…..20?…..30? get aids, please.

  35. cory says – reply to this


    35

    I dont get why Perez hates Micha Barton

  36. Susan says – reply to this


    36

    Perez, you are just such a cunt. Who the FUCK are you to criticise anyone being fat? You repulsive fat fuck. The only thing that sickens me more are the posters here that worship you. You fucking cretin

  37. reaper says – reply to this


    37

    perez, your attempt to ruin someone's life here is not only working, but creating a karma for yourself that we will all be able to laugh about one day…

  38. Kait says – reply to this


    38

    perez, we get it, you don't like her. i don't like her. not many people like her. but personally, i don't dislike her because of her cellulite and wide hips. that's the same as people not liking you because you're heavy. stop talking about her legs/butt/etc because there are so many girls/women who read this site and who probably look comparable to mischa, and how must they feel? kthanks.

  39. manda says – reply to this


    39

    Grow the fuck up who cares if she isnt mature and handling her movie career well, go ahead and say what you want about her life and career, but to scrutinize women the way you do is wrong…but you make money doing it so I guess all I can say is we live in a sick world. Thanks for making it harder on women.

  40. Nik says – reply to this


    40

    No wonder girls are getting eating disorders.. When you're calling a healthy, normal girl like that fat…

  41. ntvnat says – reply to this


    41

    Well, YOU should talk, you pathetic lardass sack of shit. Gee, jealous much? I can't stand the washed-up talentless bitch, but you're just making yourself look even MORE foolish trashing her.

  42. kasey says – reply to this


    42

    perez when you can show a 6 pack then you can call someone a lard take a look in the mirror

  43. Angela says – reply to this


    43

    Perez, you bitch about these dumbfuck celebs needing to eat more because they are too thin, and then you do something stupid and bitch about them having absolutely NORMAl bodies. Her body is better than about 90% of all of America. Teenage girls and women suffer needlessly from eating disorders because they have these bodies that you make fun of. Stop being an idiot and promote something positive for girls and women. A little cellulite, as most doctors will tell you, is a NORMAL female body attribute. Not everyone was born with freakishly taut thighs and asses. In fact, MOST of us weren't. Including YOU.

  44. girlak says – reply to this


    44

    I find it funny that an obese man who loves beth ditto from the gossip and her indifference towards her size so much, continually ridicules mischa barton and other celebs for being fat or having cellulite. It's hypocritical and all women even skinny women have cellulite. Adoring beth ditto so much isn't healthy either. All women should love themselves and their bodies, but at a certain point you need to realize your risks for developing diabetes and heart disease and how that will greatly reduce your quality and years of life. Try and be a more positive role model perez since we all know how many women visit this site.

  45. Ash says – reply to this


    45

    Dude her legs do not look that bad - pale people always have worse looking cellulite whereas most famous people are extraordinarily tan….and I know you can't be supporting skin cancer, Perez.

  46. Sperpi says – reply to this


    46

    My best friend is an aesthetician and she informed me that 99% of women have cellulite, while 0% of men do. It's a natural fact. Only women develop true cellulite. I am not a Mischa fan but I am thinking us ladies better lay the f**k off ’cause we are most likely gonna be in that boat if we aren't already…

  47. taylor says – reply to this


    47

    umm all you do is post about misha barton for no reason….once you can flash some abs for me you are in no place to start talking about misha barton.

  48. tone says – reply to this


    48

    You are a funny bastard, Perez. "Mushy, right"? Loves it!

  49. the je says – reply to this


    49

    look…what's to like or hate about the girl at this point? She doesn't even have a regular gig. How's about we find a new sacrificial lambchop…maybe someone who your younger viewers even give a shit about? As for the Divine Miss M…I have no problem with her. I like her lovely square jaw and the fact that she's a "skatzo" (that's a "skinny fatso"..for those playing along at home). I myself respect the seemingly thin woman who (much as myself) eschews the gym and doesn't seem to give a shit about the flaws that we all have. Leave the girl alone…let's fuck with someone new.

  50. lacey says – reply to this


    50

    Leave here the fuck alone perez. you are wayyyyy bigger than she will ever be.

  51. Caitli says – reply to this


    51

    Why do you hate her? I think it is refreshing for a celebrity to have flaws- and not obsess over hiding them. Plus, it's soooo ugly to hear people talk about how hideous or fat a thin and beautiful person is! Get real! We all have eyes! Reality anyone?

  52. effigy says – reply to this


    52

    i still like her. she's pretty and she's no worse an actress than any other young starlet.
    be nice on her, perez.

  53. honeyb says – reply to this


    53

    she is a beautiful woman!!!!

  54. Kate says – reply to this


    54

    She also threw a tantrum when she was on rove in australia. Apparently one of the other guests on the show accidently knocked her in the face and then she wouldn't talk to him the whole night even though it was an accident.

  55. Erin says – reply to this


    55

    Perez (lard ass yourself), I love you.. but fuck off about her legs!! I'm 2, 5'8", and 120 lb and have similar issues
    lets see your cellulite free ass?? ITS HARD BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!! : ) : ) : )

  56. bb says – reply to this


    56

    she's hot. papparazi should be beat down for prying like that.

  57. Hyde says – reply to this


    57

    She needs to take responsibility before she makes herself impossible to hire. However Perez, I'm really sick of you picking on her size.

  58. Fat di says – reply to this


    58

    Who do these tards think they are? Mischaline [man] Fartone.

  59. Alexis says – reply to this


    59

    Re: Erin – AMEN! I'm 5'9" and 115 lbs…and I HAVE CELLULITE!!! I get pissed off when people pick on Mischa b/c I understand. I feel like the tablods give her an unnecessarily hard time. You can be super-skinny and have dimples. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

  60. fuckof says – reply to this


    60

    and WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER LEGS????
    THEY LOOK LIKE NORMAL HEALTHY LEGS TO ME YOU FUCKTARD!
    "HAD A HARD TIME MAKING HER LOOK GOOD????…BECAUSE OF THE CONDITION OF HER LEGS??????" WTF????
    WHY IS IT THAT YOU HOLD STARS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT THAN THE REST OF US???? WOULD YOU HAVE SAID THE SAME FOR BETH DITTO??? OH THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S YOUR "FAT" ICON…YOU LIVE IN THE BLACK AND WHITE….WELCOME TO THE GRAY YOU IDIOT.

  61. vasdf says – reply to this


    61

    She still looks better than you Perez.

  62. barbie says – reply to this


    62

    are her legs really even that bad? i'm not even seeing that much cellulite…

  63. a says – reply to this


    63

    i don't particularily like her but come on-Mischa Barton is NOT fat, everyone's got flaws, she just wore the wrong dress one day. honestly, if she is fat, what does that make the rest of us? everyone kept bitching how she was too skinny, now she's put on 5 or 10 lbs (good on her!) and she's being crucified. it's f***ing silly.

  64. jayjay says – reply to this


    64

    *HAY PEREZ*,
    Obviously this girl is kind of a tard and doesn't make the right choices on what to wear but she isnt fat… she's just a hippy.
    You're fucking awesome…
    but you should stop forcing unreasonable ideals like that on girls. Im sure most of your readers have cellulite… and that girl isnt fat at all. And she made a point by saying she never claimed to have a perfect body.
    Seriously, Its unhealthy and delusional to say theres something wrong with her body. Make fun of how stupid she is, thats fine… but i think you're sending the WRONG MESSAGE to all your loyal fans.
    with love.

  65. KiKi says – reply to this


    65

    That creature still has money go shopping?????

  66. Jo says – reply to this


    66

    Its stuff like this which make me laugh at your 'good causes' posts- Hypocrite- 'make people feel good about themselves, but when they're doing better than you- make fun of them.'

  67. oh god says – reply to this


    67

    oh please. as if they can't photoshop any problem away. this is so untrue.

  68. Slaina says – reply to this


    68

    She looks fabulous. Her legs are fine, but yours Perez Im sure are not. This site is becoming too cruel and not funny any more.

  69. Combat says – reply to this


    69

    ok so i understand shes a bitch but why do you perez have to make fun of her for having cottage cheese ass/legs…? im pretty sure your fat ass looks just as bad…..we should be happy that shes at leaset eating and has some ass to show off instead of looking like WINO.

  70. perez says – reply to this


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    why don't YOU go on a diet before you talk shit about a bunch of people that look better than you and are actually doing what they want with their lives, instead of pathetically passing off what you wish was your career in the form of an insult. You ARE up to the minute, but you aren't even funny.

  71. Mischa says – reply to this


    71

    I WOULD SOOOOOOOO FUCK HER!!!

    But first I would eat her cooter and suck on her cellulite. Yummy yummy.

    LOOOve me some MUSHY!!!

  72. FU says – reply to this


    72

    PEREZ HILTON IS AN UGLY FATASS WHO MODERATES HIS COMMENTS ON ALL HIS ANGELINA JOLIE POSTS!!!!!
    Fake and a liar–he pimps this place to be "no holds barred" and where EVERYONE is entitled to their comments, but….obvioulsy NOT for Mizz Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt! They must pay him or something..
    Perez, you are a pathetic, fake and bias PIG.

  73. JD says – reply to this


    73

    Who is this fat hog has-been anyway??? I've seen better looking women with more talent at the local K-Mart.

  74. WTF says – reply to this


    74

    What did Misha ever do to you, Perez? She doesn't look that bad. Cellulite is normal. I *know* you aren't perfect. What if we put your ass under a microscope? I mean, I dig a lot of your posts, but question your motive about Misha. Are you trying to contribute to her having a breakdown? If so, expect bad karma your way….
    Besides, Misha does not look bad. She could work out a little more, but commenting on her legs at this state is also contributing to teens with eating disorders everywhere. How ’bout starting a revolution of embracing imperfection. Oh wait, Oprah beat you to that on her latest magazine cover…

  75. Gaby says – reply to this


    75

    Hey Fatty Bum Bum, Wanna another Cream Cake?

  76. David says – reply to this


    76

    PEREZ YOU ARE FAT AS HELL!!!!! AND SO WHAT IF SHE IS FAT??!!!

  77. Marky says – reply to this


    77

    Exactly why do you hate her? She's way thinner and more famous than you are - Oh that's why you hate her.

  78. Lori says – reply to this


    78

    Why the heck do you think people have eating disorders!?! It's because of crap like this.

  79. ash says – reply to this


    79

    Seriously why does everyone keep picking on the poor girl? is that honestly worth gossiping about?

  80. Hick says – reply to this


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    I shore would like to slip her some of my down home country sausage. I bet she would sqweel like a little sow bellied pig.

  81. Tim says – reply to this


    81

    Damn she is nasty, shame that so many American woman are fat. Come on girls stop eating and get on the treadmill and while your at it stop wearing flip flops constantly.

  82. shopgi says – reply to this


    82

    pezr..how many times are we going to have to look at this picture..another 50 times…hello…..cheese and rice..find some new pics…muschy pez



  83. 83

    Aww, the poor girl. honestly why keep picking on her? Is this stuff even worth posting/reporting? I mean, I get it. Some people aren't that fond of her; so what, we pick on her, especially, for that? I think people, girls especially, have a hard enough time with stupid expectations on how to look and the mixed messages. It's tiring to keep reading this crap. How can people be happy to be themselves when it's comments and posts like this that keep popping up everywhere? First apparently she's too thin, and now she's too big. How about respecting her for who she is, and what she looks like. Who are you, who is anyone to judge someone like that? yeah, it's the way the world is, but it's bullshit.

  84. cal says – reply to this


    84

    I guess it takes one overweight bitchy blogger to know it when he has it.



  85. 85

    I'm expecting her to have some kind of surgery on her legs anytime now. Bless her heart.



  86. 86

    Lets see a pic of your thighs Mario.

    And for all the bitches that called her ugly or fat, YOU HAVE CELLULITE TOO I've dated some skinny ass gals. All of em have cellulite. Depending on the like, or position they were in.

    Chill out. Cellulite is a natural part of life. Just because people that make your fav superficial mag Photoshops that crap out, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I'd be ALL FOR a petition that made famous people not use these tricks. And we wonder why we have a planet full of girls with self esteem issues and puke their lunch up. They are being handed unrealistic role models that simply don't exist.

  87. maddie says – reply to this


    87

    i dont understand why u call her names, shes not fat…. have u weighted urself recently perez? i mean i love you and all but ur not the thinist thing in the world, ur like a big mushy teddy bear.

  88. Dimaye says – reply to this


    88

    1. she is not attractive.
    2. her voice sucks
    3. she can't act a tall.

    Conclusion: she is useless



  89. 89

    Re: Dimaye got all nelly on us and said

    1. she is not attractive.
    Nigga please..

    Conclusion: she is useless

    So let me get his straight. Unless a person is cute, can act, and sing, they are useless?

    Lets see your mug sugar tits. And a acting tape and a song you've recorded.

    Remember, no pitch correction!

  90. DaddyD says – reply to this


    90

    Thats kinda like the pot calling the kettle black isnt it butterball?



  91. 91

    She's actually quite skinny, she used to be TOO skinny, now she just has cellulite as the majority of people in the world, skinny, fat, toned.

  92. Jamie says – reply to this


    92

    Perez,
    I have to admit, I love your website. But…
    You have been a littttttle overboard on the gay stuff and the fat stuff…
    I understand you write based on hollywood standards, and they chose that life…
    but nothin wrong with Lohan lovin a lesbot. I am all about it. And I dont like Barton, but she got a lil chubbs, gotta think about all the girls who look up to her from the O.C. that probably don't have the bodies she used to have feelin a little better about their not so perfect bods. Ya dig?

  93. next says – reply to this


    93

    why don't you lay off her
    its hard enough to be a woman without
    people like you picking on someone who
    has a fine body- this is the reason girls have body image problems

    big deal she gained a few pounds, move on, pick on someone your own size.

  94. Sarah says – reply to this


    94

    Perez,

    Stop making fun of women for having, God forbid cellulite! You're a fat fuck and you have no right to make fun of anyone for there appearance. I don't like Mischa Barton, but she isn't fat, she has cellulite. Big fucking deal, all women do.



  95. 95

    Re: Jamie said You have been a littttttle overboard on the gay stuff and the fat stuff…

    The things we often hate or complain about in other people, are the very things we often dislike about ourself.



  96. 96

    [re=2283308]Re: next said: its hard enough to be a woman without
    people like you picking on someone who has a fine body- this is the reason girls have body image problems[/re]
    No Shit. I've dated some FINE women that had self image problems because of sites like this. One had a problem in the sack and couldn't climax because she thought I was staring at a mole I barely even noticed. *sad*

    And most of the people that act like this are imperfect lard asses themselves. Irony?

  97. Shawn says – reply to this


    97

    Come on shes normal..and perez you should talk your ass has plenty of cellulite…also shes been blasted for being to thin, now shes chunky..Perez your contributing to girls thinking their fat when their perfectly normal…and you should know its time for kate moss type girls to be protested against….unless there naturally skinny(they can't help that) but if starving no thank you…and also shes pretty as hell and would have def. been a hottie of any high school

  98. josh says – reply to this


    98

    i would hit it.

  99. SHUT U says – reply to this


    99

    PEREZ..have you not embarrased yourself enough?
    PEREZ..have you not embarrased yourself enough?
    PEREZ..have you not embarrased yourself enough?
    PEREZ..have you not embarrased yourself enough?
    People keep commenting over and over about how bad it makes YOU look that you have this obession with trashing Misha.
    Don't you get it?
    We DO NOT CARE You fat bitter a-hole. GET OFF IT!

  100. maxi says – reply to this


    100

    You're making a lot of women upset. Come on Perez. Cellulite is genetic and most women have it by the time they are 30. It's caused by female hormones too, that's why Drag Queens have such nice legs. "Lard Ass" is a insult to me and most women, not just to her.

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