Lard Ass
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Oh, Mush Mush!
Insiders from Mischa Barton's recent Nylon magazine cover shoot report that they had a "really hard time trying to make her look good" cause of the state of her legs.
Mushy, right?
Tell us something we already didn't know!
MushMush was also way difficult to work with. She supposedly threw a tantrum and claimed her car didn't arrive to pick her and her mother up for the shoot.
The source reports, "But when Nylon checked, it turns out it was Mischa who didn't show up. The driver was waiting for 30 minutes but she never came down."
MushMush Fartone just can't get anything right these days.
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 12:50 am
tell me again… why do we care about her anymore?
she should have been on gg
why doesn't she STOP wearing dresses all together?!?!…..short ones at least….wait no….she need to cover up the cankles as well
I have ass-dimples too! You're a meanie Perez!
FIRST????? =)
um, what did they expect? lol. Perez, let's go clubbing sometime!
firlst
she's not as fat as you make her out to be.
I like her
why teh fuck would you go into acting and take little pride in what you do
i'd seriously be embarrassed if i inconcenienced people the way she does.
Perez-
Quit being such a fucking putz. Poor woman does not deserve your hateful comments. Honestly what did she do to you and what do you care. YOU LIKE DICK YOU FUCKING QUEEN!!!!! And you are a fat fucking donut butt!! Fucking judgemental queer!
first
Happy Friday, people!
second! yeah serisouly we all knew this..
Come on, some women just get cellulite, it's a genetic thing..
second!
Yuck
hehehe
Oh that poor girl!!!!!!
Poor mush mush- she should just give up already!
I feel robbed. She totally ruined the movie Tart for me now.
perez, shut the fuck up. seriously. you are definitely not one to talk about weight issues. leave her aloneeeee the oc is the best and she's amazing. stop being jealoussssss.
wow, I think i'm starting to feel sorry for mushy PZ…no doubt she's a c u next tuesday, but you are really slammin' this girl…… every day it seems
lets look at the legs of 'perez'…i bet it's along the lines of a sack of rotten cottage cheese. mmmmhm.
relax perez… give the girl a break. so what if shes not perfect? all you are doing is pressuring girls to become anorexic when you insult them for not being perfectly skinny. what did mischa ever do to you??? and if you are going to insult someone about weight maybe you shouldnt be 100lbs overweight yourself
instead of wasting money on all those clothes she should look at some cellulite treatment first hehehe
would it kill you to be nice? what did she ever do to you?
WOOOOw…. perez stop jizzing over this girls cellulite. Old news.
Get your head out of your ass and post some good shit now.
what an _____ girl..
she has no fashion sense at all!
shes not fat shes just got REALLY bad cellulite…
Who cares that she has a little cellulite? Everyone used to bash her for being too thin, and now she looks just like a. . . normal woman. So fuck off and leave her alone; she's beautiful.
This crap should have the same headline as the Charlie Sheen story…
Dont be mean, I've got legs like her!
i was just wondering….how much cock have you sucked in the past day|? 10…18?…..20?…..30? get aids, please.
I dont get why Perez hates Micha Barton
Perez, you are just such a cunt. Who the FUCK are you to criticise anyone being fat? You repulsive fat fuck. The only thing that sickens me more are the posters here that worship you. You fucking cretin
perez, your attempt to ruin someone's life here is not only working, but creating a karma for yourself that we will all be able to laugh about one day…
perez, we get it, you don't like her. i don't like her. not many people like her. but personally, i don't dislike her because of her cellulite and wide hips. that's the same as people not liking you because you're heavy. stop talking about her legs/butt/etc because there are so many girls/women who read this site and who probably look comparable to mischa, and how must they feel? kthanks.
Grow the fuck up who cares if she isnt mature and handling her movie career well, go ahead and say what you want about her life and career, but to scrutinize women the way you do is wrong…but you make money doing it so I guess all I can say is we live in a sick world. Thanks for making it harder on women.
No wonder girls are getting eating disorders.. When you're calling a healthy, normal girl like that fat…
Well, YOU should talk, you pathetic lardass sack of shit. Gee, jealous much? I can't stand the washed-up talentless bitch, but you're just making yourself look even MORE foolish trashing her.
perez when you can show a 6 pack then you can call someone a lard take a look in the mirror
Perez, you bitch about these dumbfuck celebs needing to eat more because they are too thin, and then you do something stupid and bitch about them having absolutely NORMAl bodies. Her body is better than about 90% of all of America. Teenage girls and women suffer needlessly from eating disorders because they have these bodies that you make fun of. Stop being an idiot and promote something positive for girls and women. A little cellulite, as most doctors will tell you, is a NORMAL female body attribute. Not everyone was born with freakishly taut thighs and asses. In fact, MOST of us weren't. Including YOU.