Mommy Approved
saMANtha Ronson's officially received Dina Lohan's seal of approval, and on Wednesday it looked like it was Lindsay Lohan's turn to impress Sammy's mommy.
According to a source, who says they're totally "together," La Lohan and Man were spotted lunching with Man's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, and Lindz' fame-whoring little sister, Aliana, at the Italian restaurant Gino on Manhattan's Upper East Side.
Unfortunately, Orange Oprah was not at the little family get together.
Throughout the meal, the group supposedly engaged in 'a spirited session of girl talk.'
What they probably meant to say is three of them engaged in spirited girl talk as Man patiently looked on.
The spy also reports that Man's mom insisted the group indulge in dessert.
"Cheesecake – with four forks!" is what she supposedly exclaimed to their waiter, though Sammy decided she wanted lemon sorbet instead.
Looks like both mommas approve. Yay! The wedding can move forward!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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Mario: Climb Off.
So what is she's with Samantha? So what if Samantha is a lesbian?
There's worse things that Lindsey could be doing, and worse people for her to be around.
At least with Samantha, she seems to have stability and a friendship to build the romantic relationship on.
And to thier credit, they're not treating it like a big deal. It's like a comfortable fit.
And Mario, you know, as well as all of us, that everyone deserves a chance at happiness.
FUCK YOU, PEREZ LOPEZ OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!
YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND OF HOMOPHOBIC LONELY FAG.
IF LINDSAY IS A LESBIAN WELL THEN FUCK IT SHE MUST BE HAPPY.
AND SAMANTHA IS A HOT ASS MOTHERFUCKIN SOFT BUTCH.
WAAAAY HOTTER AND MANLIER THAN YOUR FAT ASS WILL EVER BE!
So seriously be jealous of their love cuz i'm sure you have trouble finding love like that when you talk so much SHIIIIIIT!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing that they hooked up, I think is should be live and let live, to bad the writer of this article won't ever read this and if you do get educated. Isn't Perez a self discribed Queen.
Yay! They're so cute together.
Whatever. It's their deal. Good luck Samantha and Lindsay. What's it to you Perez? I'm surprised you aren't more supportive….why did you call her "SaMANtha….not nice.
This website really blows. I'm outta here and don't think I'll be back. So long, Mario! You've made the world a much uglier place and should be ashamed of yourself.
wow…your mocking of lesbians sincerely hurts me Perez. I thought you were part of our community, but you're not. Every time you call her saMANtha you're feeding into the self hate that homosexuals have been trying to shed for years.
I thought you were a pioneer, but you're not. You're just a bully.
I came out to my family because of this site (my mom accepted gays when Neil Patrick Harris came out and I felt safe finally confiding in her), but you've lost your way.
I'm so ashamed that I ever visited this site.
I know you could care less…since you're all FAMOUS now…but you've lost a loyal supporter.
Maybe it's time for you to be a Man and treat members of your own community with the dignity and respect you demand for yourself.
Re: NoWay – Number 91, Diddy being gay, of course anything goes at his parties. Dduuhhh.
Perez where do you get this shit from? you are just jealous coz Sam has a sexier ass than you
Re: Jackie – fuckin idiot.
Bad news Perez, you will not be invited to their wedding. But on the bright side, neither will I! Freedom awaits and Lindsay is … My condolences to the person who is the most unsung and disrespected in this trist, that would be Ron's stepdad, the great Mick Jones of Foreigner!
I hope they are rubbing gashes hot
What Ron's mom really said was "Cheesecake? Hell no, let's eat each other's pie!"
Doesn't her stupid little sister look dumb now: "There just really good friends." Yeah, right. I think she's the only one that believed that, and now she's giggling with them over lunch.
even though they're both a little tore up, i'd still watch em get it on
Fuck I hate that Samantha steel MY Lindsay love hahhaa
Next Teen Idol to come out *drum roll*
ZACK EFRON!!!!!!! haha
The "Orange Oprah" reference is about how Dina used to say that Lindsay's friends used to say she was such a cool mom, gave them such good advice, that they dubbed her "the White Oprah". P-nast latched onto that hilarious self-compliment, and upped it into his usual insult, thus, "Orange Oprah" was born. I love that monniker, and for that, and other giggles he gives me, I forgive him the "Man", for Samantha, though I don't consider it fair. But, people, it isn't his job to be fair!! It is his job to be himself and be funny. If those 2 are truly lezbie friends, then they should be able to withstand some jokes thrown their way. If they are in fact a publicity stunt, then his teasing will be warranted. Cuz if they are just fakin, like the fake orange tan Dina wears, he will have the last laff on that one, and so will we!!! Stay tuned!!
So why can't they just be HAPPY without anyone speculating about what the do or do not do in private? PARIS????
Oh god, PLEASE spare us the horror…Seriously, she could'nt've came up with a better publicity stunt? That's really sad…:*(
omg this SHIT better be a fuking LIEE
becuz i kno she can not be LESBIAN!!!
DAME HOW PEOPLE CHANGE MAAA FUKING FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What give people the right to make personal comments about Samantha's looks - are you the best looking creatures ever to walk the earth? I don't think so - maybe she's just a really nice person and hey, here's a thought - why not go to her myspace pages or website and learn a bit more about her before slating her…and making derogatory remarks all the time.
Oh and hey Perez - take care with all this shit you dish - you never know when Sharon's buddy, Karma, may come pay you a visit - can't be soon enough for my liking you ridiculous little cretin.
EEEEwww Yuk - Who would want to go down on Lohan's RAT after all the cock and devices she has had !!!! GROSS !!!! ….Hope MAN uses protection and a quality VAGINAL DEODORANT on LOHAN !!! P - YEW !!!!
I can't believe Lindsay is a lez.. I Love her all her movies and music.. It can't be true!!!
samantha is sooooo skinny…
they're a hot couple
Perez why in the world are you making remarks about samantha ronson making sure you point out the man in her name how can you be prejudiced against her just because she is gay I think you are full of shit in your gay rights you do not like lesbians and are attacking them with your remarks . Why cant you be happy for them for being who they are? You are just as bad as straight people who attack gays. Gys should not believe anything you say .
Orange carpet for all!!!!!!
when i first saw the pic, i thought it was ellen and portia… ha. that's kinda funny.
i think they're cute… and i hope they're happy. i also hope/think it's real (and not a publicity stunt. i know people have been saying that lindsay is kinda desperate…)
saMANtha Ronson look nasty,nasty,nasty,nasty,nasty.She looks like white trailer trash.I am waiting to see her spit a ball of tobacco.EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's missing in this picture, guys? LEGGINGS! She finally cut them off of her legs!
dykes!
Is everyone okay with Lindsey being a lesi now? When the hell did this happen, and why isn't everyone freaking that she's turned all of a sudden?! I'm confused!
I really like them together, if it's real that is. go figure…
stop calling her man… who cares if she is manly. you are totally being homophobic with all of these man comments… people could just as easily say you are a woman with how you are.
Good for her! Maybe all the drug abuse stems from her not being able to be who she is! Perhaps gay, perhaps bi. It's nice to see her on a better path.
I am a happy lesbiannurse, and I gotta say, this is just another addiction for Lindsay
gender expectations limit everyone. Your personal identity shouldn't come under attack, but you are certainly not acting like a queer ally at the moment.
If you're going to go lez, can't you at least pick someone even slightly attractive? I've shit better looking turds than this chick.
Re: dfs –
just cuz he's having a baby, makes him not gay???…the guy is straight up queer, dude he didn't even have sex to make his baby!
i gotta say, they make a cute couple for dykes !
Doesn't anyone remember how SaMANtha sold out her "friend" to the Paps when she was passed out? Be careful Lindsey, too much fish may actually be toxic to your health.
I was reading that SaMANtha is SUING PEREZ….UMMMMM.
I GUESS SAM IS PISSED THAT YOU THINK SHE'S A COKEHEAD.
*EVEN THOUGH SHE IS*
I'm Curious as to why so much time is being devoted to these two. What do they do to deserve so much attention?
i actually think they could b good together they r kind of cute, and perez decide whether u want to out ppl or jut push them back into the closet! dont b a hypocrite
Please quit calling Lohans girlfriend "man" The idiots in our society are ignorant enough about lesbians without confusing the masses further. Please find a new nickname for her. Americans are sheep.
hey perez,
you wrote:
"What they probably meant to say is three of them engaged in spirited girl talk as Man patiently looked on."
Why the nastyness and hostility towards SaMANtha?! (not best exemplified with this comment, but over a lot of posts I mean)
Why can't you be positive and supporting for her instead of always painting it with worst brush possible?
I mean seriously, there's nothing wrong with loving one of the same sex, and I would have expected you of all people to think so too, but there almost seems to be a lot of self hate sipping through here.. Why is it so bad if Samantha is "manly"? What's so wrong with that? Seriously! WTF. If that's who she is, then let her be! Why should she have to play a role just to conform to societys expectations - why would you of all people want that? C'mon.
Its the last time I'm clicking on your website douchebag,
Why are you perpetuating homophobia when you are youself gay. You are one hell of a douchebag.
This is how far we've declined as a society. Lindsay is heterosexual and beautifull and should be dating tall, handsome men. Instead, she's so lost as a result of her dysfunctional family that she thinks she's in love with this little rat butch from hell. And now her parents actually approve. Could it be a bigger trainwreck? Both her parents, if they were parents, should have sat her down and explained that it's the normal of course of nature for her to date tall, handsome men who are either wealthy or working towards being wealthy. Giving kudos to her hooking up with some dirty runaway is just sick, sick, sick.
Big deal. Sam doesn't seem like a lesbian so much as a man trapped in a woman's body. Lindsay's not a lesbian because she's with her or him or whatever
Re: Marcus Aurelius – DIDDY might be gay dumbass but that was NOT the point. I was trying top oint out that she went public being gay where there would be 100 cameras because of DIDDY's popularity. Soooo, it would stand to reason that she was there for publicity ONLY and not because she was REALLY gay. dddduuuuhhhhh….
LESBIANS!!!
Re: Debbie – no, Sam did not sell her out..the paps were already there, and Sam was trying to WAKE HER UP and save her from embarrassment!!! god, it is funny when people believe everything they read…sorry ass individuals!! I can't stand Lindsay,a nd I know her personally, but lies are sad!!
as a gay man you should be kinder to tom-boyish, butch or non-femme lesbos. femme-on-femme is a boring straight man fantasy…
EWWWWW FUCKIN DYKE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR RATINGS….OH WAY TO GO LIDSAY HOW ORIGINAL YOUR LESBO….WOW WE GET IT, YOUR EDGY AND COOL YOU FUCKIN TRAMP
Sois todos una panda de inmaduros!!, decir que dejan de ser fans de Lindsay por que es lesbiana o bisexual es de mente cerrada total, (que grande es América y que cerrados de mente que sois todos), me dais vergüenza, solo existis vosotros y nadie más. A ver si copiais un poco el señorío de Europa, que vais más lentos que los cangrejos…
Sois todos una panda de inmaduros!!, decir que no sereis fans de Lindsay porque sea lesbiana o bisexual demuestra la poca claridad mental que teneis. Sois tan ombliguistas que rozaís lo patetico. Pensar que USA es un grandisimo continente y que haya gente tan retrogada me da arcadas. A ver si aprendeis de Europa en cuanto a libertades se refiere, porque realmente estaís en la cola del mundo.
Felicidades Lindsay y Samantha.
linsey is such a lesbian she looked awful at the mtv awards!
I kissed a girl and I like it taste of her cherry chapstick………….
haha so typical.. lindsay is not a lesbian.. come on people.. and her moving in with samantha.. in college girls move in with other girls all the time.. looks like 95% of the college population are lesbians