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AshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

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AshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Woah, he's short.
He's thinking… "yikes!"
what was i thinking?
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
hahaha ashwentzday
her hair is ehh
nice hair, slut
"You're eyeliner would look way better on me"
YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN FOR ME……………
JESSICA……………….
BOOB'S EYE VIEW FOR EVER…………..
Who shrunk her head? Oh no wait, that's me. I have a GINORMOUS melon. Creepy.
he's thinking he loves red hot radio
damn - what did i do
He looks very happy. I think they make a great couple.
im gay, why did i marry a woman
this picture is so weird. they both look beat
damn you three year old trojan!
first!
dutchbag!!
why the fuck did i marry you?
MY FLAT-IRONED BANGS LOOK SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HERS TONIGHT
enanÃn
our baby is going to have a ginormous chin
they look worn out
What the hell did I get myself into …
I wish I was tall enough to kiss your face and not your collarbone!
I hope your dad will let me do the boning tonight. My ass is sore.
third
"what did i get myself into?"
"We both have shiteous hair."
"i'm going to pull a tom cruise and ass is not longer allowed to hear heels"
Dear god, I hope the baby doesn't get her old nose.
PUKE!
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Why the fuck did I marry her???"
I can't wait for Asslee to ram that strap-on up my ass later tonight.
He's not even looking into her eyes.;)
Her sister is so much hotter
I want it in the behind!
ickkkkk
ewwwwww!
Damn! I pray our baby doesn't inherit her chin!!!!!!!
"Let's get out of here and go do it."
did we use the same hair product?
They look like a lesbian couple!!!
its my twin sister!
F@#% I shouldn't have used the X-large rubber.
what the fuck did i just do
You a HOE.
What the fuck did I do?
.. your dress is hideous today
I should have used a condom.
fix yo hair bitch
I have to keep reminding myself he's a part of Fall Out Boy and not just the Pete and Ashlee show.
I wonder if he remembers who Fall Out Boy are?
I'm gonna fuck u this nite
"what the fuck did she do with her hair?"
"hmmm…her chin is REALLY pointy. it'd prolly feel good in my butthole."
"I hope our child doesn't get your old nose"!!!
where you trying to look ugly tonight?!?!
You're new nose looks great!
He thinking that he should marry me instead.
"I've made a huge mistake…"
Damnit! you planned this one didn't you?…getting knocked up so i would have to marry you! guess i have to go along with the charade and hope it helps my image and resurrects both of out dying careers…
man we should have coordinated heels as well.
oh yeah and he's thinking..
"Gawd Blimey Patrick ain't half changed!" (not so cockney tho')
"I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her…"
God I hope the baby doesn't have her old nose…
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME F**K YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM YOU DUMB BITCH….YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL? i KNOW YOUR ONLY WITH ME TO KEEP IN THE NEWS SEEING THAT YOUR CAREER IS DEAD. TRUTH BE TOLD I AM JUST WAITING FOR YOUR SIS TO NOTICE MY BIG BULGE AND FINALLY GET OVER THAT MAYER GEEK!!!! GOD DAMN YOUR NOSE IS STILL CROOKED TOO I CAN SEE…..BIATCH!!!!!
"I only wish I were 5 inches taller so I could actually look in your screwy eyes Ass, at least that big honker nose isn't getting in the way anymore."
. . . . .I want a divorce. . . from our DAD!!!
Pete is thinking, " Great! Lots more publicity! " these two are a pair of media whores who will probably pimp out their offspring for money once he or she is born, but I really hope they think straight and DON'T. I think it's sick the way famous people sell photos of their children to any media source and that kids should remain anonymous.
They are such an odd couple and it was obvious he only married her fast because she was already pregnant. I think they would have got married anyway, even if the unplanned pregnancy hadn't happened, but would have waited for at least another year or so. She would have done the tour and promo for her music, too, but so what if the tickets haven't sold well? I think she shouldn't let her remaining fans down and reschedule the tour dates when convenient. If it had been the other way round and Fall Out Boy tour dates had been cancelled because of the wedding and her pregnancy, then all hell would've broken loose!
Man, I wish I was THATTT tall ….
he's thinking "i wish i was as tall as you
"
"I wish you were a man… "
Can't believe somebody fucks her… gross /vomit
He is thinking: "why did I have to knock up the first girl I dipped my stick into."
Why is it that in every picture of these two looking at each other, Pete is always looks at Ashlee's mouth, never her eyes? Am I the only one that finds that odd???
Ashlle has a big CHIN. there is a lot of CHIN going on with that photo.
CHINAGE
"I'm glad i signed a pre-nup cause once this baby is here, I'm GONE!"
He's thinking, "Damn, I'm glad you had all of that plastic surgery"
Darn it!….I forgot to wear my lifts!!
""You're going to be the next Katie Holmes, Bzacth""
:)
She's about to ruin the rest of my life. And I know it.
"If I were a man, I would kiss you! Oh wait.."
thinking "who the fuck is this twat? i want to sleep with the boys tonight!"
I can't look up at your hideous hairdo!
"yeah.. i guess you're kinda cute.. when you refrain from speaking"
"Why am I so short?"
How did Tom Cruise manage to get Nicole to stop wearing heels?
your scary.
…Oh, that's nice, my name showed up as "Christ". How lame!
that dress is hideous sort yourself out love!
"Can you believe people give the tiniest fuck about what we're up to?"
Hun, your chin is like Jay Leno's
)
damn i look pretty in the reflection of your eyes
"I WISH I WAS TALLER"
it looks like he's only looking at her nose.
OUR BABY WILL BE A VAMPIRE WHO THINKS HE/SHE CAN SING
Re: Lala –
lol
You had me at I blow.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Ew I kissed that face".
Ashlee what is that horrible nasty stink? Holy crap Pete, I thought I had to cut this innocent little fart but instead it turned out to be a massive, loose, gooey poop! It has completely filled up my panties and is now running down my legs and starting to fill my new high heels!