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1. Amy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Woah, he's short.

2. maria says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   He's thinking… "yikes!"

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   what was i thinking?

4. lizzie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

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   hahaha ashwentzday

6. kru says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   her hair is ehh

7. a says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   nice hair, slut

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   "You're eyeliner would look way better on me"

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   YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN FOR ME……………

   JESSICA……………….

   BOOB'S EYE VIEW FOR EVER…………..

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    Who shrunk her head? Oh no wait, that's me. I have a GINORMOUS melon. Creepy.

11. suga says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's thinking he loves red hot radio

12. miche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    damn - what did i do

13. Danie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He looks very happy. I think they make a great couple.

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    im gay, why did i marry a woman

15. kimbea says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this picture is so weird. they both look beat

16. maeah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    damn you three year old trojan!

17. taryn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first!

18. bombom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    dutchbag!!

19. Lizzie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why the fuck did i marry you?

20. Hillar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MY FLAT-IRONED BANGS LOOK SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HERS TONIGHT

21. aw says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    enanín

22. jessic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    our baby is going to have a ginormous chin

23. vick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    they look worn out

24. Missee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What the hell did I get myself into …

25. Valeri says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wish I was tall enough to kiss your face and not your collarbone!

26. bitche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I hope your dad will let me do the boning tonight. My ass is sore.

27. first says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    third

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    "what did i get myself into?"

29. Shiner says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "We both have shiteous hair."

30. lala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "i'm going to pull a tom cruise and ass is not longer allowed to hear heels"

31. kk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Dear god, I hope the baby doesn't get her old nose.

32. kitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PUKE!

33. lola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Why the fuck did I marry her???"

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    I can't wait for Asslee to ram that strap-on up my ass later tonight.

35. Jo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's not even looking into her eyes.;)

36. VJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Her sister is so much hotter

37. kman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want it in the behind!

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    ickkkkk

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    ewwwwww!

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    Damn! I pray our baby doesn't inherit her chin!!!!!!!

41. G says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Let's get out of here and go do it."

42. britta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    did we use the same hair product?

43. G-UNIT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They look like a lesbian couple!!!

44. britt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    its my twin sister!

45. em says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    F@#% I shouldn't have used the X-large rubber.

46. eeschi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what the fuck did i just do

47. 

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    You a HOE.

48. Sharon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What the fuck did I do?

49. scandi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    .. your dress is hideous today

50. britta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I should have used a condom.

51. sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    fix yo hair bitch

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    I have to keep reminding myself he's a part of Fall Out Boy and not just the Pete and Ashlee show.

    I wonder if he remembers who Fall Out Boy are?

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    I'm gonna fuck u this nite

54. kather says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "what the fuck did she do with her hair?"

55. da rev says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "hmmm…her chin is REALLY pointy. it'd prolly feel good in my butthole."

56. JLS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I hope our child doesn't get your old nose"!!!

57. mandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    where you trying to look ugly tonight?!?!

58. Dnasty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You're new nose looks great!

59. Merric says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He thinking that he should marry me instead.

60. Gob says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I've made a huge mistake…"

61. Sue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damnit! you planned this one didn't you?…getting knocked up so i would have to marry you! guess i have to go along with the charade and hope it helps my image and resurrects both of out dying careers…

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    man we should have coordinated heels as well.

63. JenJen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh yeah and he's thinking..

    "Gawd Blimey Patrick ain't half changed!" (not so cockney tho')

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    "I wish I was a little bit taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her…"

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    God I hope the baby doesn't have her old nose…

66. NERM28 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME F**K YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM YOU DUMB BITCH….YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL? i KNOW YOUR ONLY WITH ME TO KEEP IN THE NEWS SEEING THAT YOUR CAREER IS DEAD. TRUTH BE TOLD I AM JUST WAITING FOR YOUR SIS TO NOTICE MY BIG BULGE AND FINALLY GET OVER THAT MAYER GEEK!!!! GOD DAMN YOUR NOSE IS STILL CROOKED TOO I CAN SEE…..BIATCH!!!!!

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    "I only wish I were 5 inches taller so I could actually look in your screwy eyes Ass, at least that big honker nose isn't getting in the way anymore."

68. Lili says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    . . . . .I want a divorce. . . from our DAD!!!

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    Pete is thinking, " Great! Lots more publicity! " these two are a pair of media whores who will probably pimp out their offspring for money once he or she is born, but I really hope they think straight and DON'T. I think it's sick the way famous people sell photos of their children to any media source and that kids should remain anonymous.
    They are such an odd couple and it was obvious he only married her fast because she was already pregnant. I think they would have got married anyway, even if the unplanned pregnancy hadn't happened, but would have waited for at least another year or so. She would have done the tour and promo for her music, too, but so what if the tickets haven't sold well? I think she shouldn't let her remaining fans down and reschedule the tour dates when convenient. If it had been the other way round and Fall Out Boy tour dates had been cancelled because of the wedding and her pregnancy, then all hell would've broken loose!

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    Man, I wish I was THATTT tall ….

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    he's thinking "i wish i was as tall as you "

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    "I wish you were a man… "

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    Can't believe somebody fucks her… gross /vomit

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    He is thinking: "why did I have to knock up the first girl I dipped my stick into."

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    Why is it that in every picture of these two looking at each other, Pete is always looks at Ashlee's mouth, never her eyes? Am I the only one that finds that odd???

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    Ashlle has a big CHIN. there is a lot of CHIN going on with that photo.

    CHINAGE

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    "I'm glad i signed a pre-nup cause once this baby is here, I'm GONE!"

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    He's thinking, "Damn, I'm glad you had all of that plastic surgery"

79. Ni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Darn it!….I forgot to wear my lifts!!

80. Cupcak says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ""You're going to be the next Katie Holmes, Bzacth""
    :)

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    She's about to ruin the rest of my life. And I know it.

82. mcveg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "If I were a man, I would kiss you! Oh wait.."

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    thinking "who the fuck is this twat? i want to sleep with the boys tonight!"

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    I can't look up at your hideous hairdo!

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    "yeah.. i guess you're kinda cute.. when you refrain from speaking"

86. Laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Why am I so short?"

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    How did Tom Cruise manage to get Nicole to stop wearing heels?

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    your scary.

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    …Oh, that's nice, my name showed up as "Christ". How lame!

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    that dress is hideous sort yourself out love!

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    "Can you believe people give the tiniest fuck about what we're up to?"

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    Hun, your chin is like Jay Leno's )

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    damn i look pretty in the reflection of your eyes

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    "I WISH I WAS TALLER"

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    it looks like he's only looking at her nose.

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    OUR BABY WILL BE A VAMPIRE WHO THINKS HE/SHE CAN SING

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    Re: Lala –

    lol

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    You had me at I blow.

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    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Ew I kissed that face".

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     Ashlee what is that horrible nasty stink? Holy crap Pete, I thought I had to cut this innocent little fart but instead it turned out to be a massive, loose, gooey poop! It has completely filled up my panties and is now running down my legs and starting to fill my new high heels!