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1. keef says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   701

   OMG, I JUST SHOT ONE IN YOUR EAR YUK YUK YUK YUK !

2. Linds says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   702

   I hope our baby doesn't have your old nose…

3. Patty says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   703

   why didnt we use a condom??

4. lovell says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   704

   18 years!!! 18 years!!!

5. jess says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   705

   is it legal to give your new born plasic surgery?

6. Kelly says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   706

   "should've pulled out sooner"

7. ann says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   707

   DUDE this is a mistake!!

8. Laura says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   708

   Man I wish you were Ryan Ross.

9. Samara says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   709

   yay! we both have bangs!

10. COCO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    710

    …..I hope the baby isn't bigger than me.

11. timmy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    711

    my dick is bigger than yours!!!!!

12. lrhode says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    712

    God, I hope the baby has my eyes!

13. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    713

    "Please wear flats next time."

14. cynmu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    714

    I love you!

15. dee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    715

    ..that he loves her (IMO)

    she, on the other hand, i feel is insincere and is with him for the publicity or "cred"…idk thats what i say

16. karebe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    716

    What the fuck have I got myself in to here???

17. Bonnie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    717

    i hope our baby doesnt have your REAL NOSE

18. Val says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    718

    he's thinking, " what in the hell was i thinking!!!!"

19. Kathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    719

    hehe, imagine we're going to get away with a shotgun wedding!! sweeeeeet

20. Meg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    720

    That BITCH stole my guyliner again!!!!

21. meowmi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    721

    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "baby, you look so hot in my mousse."

22. Bec says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    722

    Man, I hope our baby doesn't have your original nose!!!

23. HEHE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    723

    Whats up with your hair ashlee.And look at you dress.Ekk.You should have let me chosse for you.
    Ow wait.Is she going to kiss me.Eww No.
    "ASHLEE STOP."

24. kathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    724

    Thank God I didn't have to deal with that whole virgin til marriage thing like poor Nick

25. PGRIEH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    725

    "god I wish you had a cock"

26. Franci says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    726

    Oh man what a pic!

27. SJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    727

    If I had to spend one more minute with you, I think I'll kill myself.

28. Jennif says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    728

    This best pay off..

29. Buckey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    729

    "Bitch stole my MAC eyeliner pencil again!"

30. suzie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    730

    Your bangs look better than mine.

31. ? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    731

    is thinking ……”i am gay”

32. AJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    732

    "Wish I was taller than her"

33. riahja says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    733

    he's looking into her nose.

34. Jane D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    734

    Perez, Your drawings are DISGUSTING!

35. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    735

    He's trying to look more Feminine-gross!

36. Orlait says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    736

    ..Did you get a nose job..??

37. Samant says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    737

    I shoulda wore a condom

38. jayjay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    738

    "I cant believe bitch used all the guyliner tonight!!!"

39. 

    MyChemicalRomance says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    739

    Holy shit she's thin!
    or maybe
    What up with the hair?

40. Astro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    740

    "No, seriously guys, who did i marry?"

41. matt j says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    741

    If only I'd seen her McDonalds "manager" video before I married her

42. Hanna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    742

    I wish I wore a condom and make sure she took her birth control

43. Scarto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    743

    "Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking" what a douche!

44. Stepha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    744

    Hes thinking… "Sh*t she's pregnant!"

45. shanno says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    745

    "hey, i can see my reflection…..hold still honey, my makeup's smudged."

46. Lizzie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    746

    Woww you lot need to get a life

    Pretty funny tho,

    Pete

47. rosita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    747

    she looks more of a man then I do!!!aww man!

48. jaclyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    748

    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "God, I hope she doesn't think I'm going to let her sing to our kids.."

49. Natali says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    749

    "you are so fucking hot"….it just looked like he had a boner or something, or that he was deep in love, so i had to put that…..(not gay btw)
    Natalie not Natali

50. 

    Mary D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    750

    I prefer dudes to dudettes!

51. Maddie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    751

    Now I'm MARRIED to this piece of shit? Great, it's like having sex with a mannequin!!

    I wonder how many times Pete cries at night because he wants to be just as unnaturally perfect as Ashsleaze…

52. sexy95 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    752

    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking:
    GOD HER BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT=]

53. Ana! : says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    753

    "…you're paying for our baby's nose job.

    …and voice lessons."

54. Anne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    754

    "Why did I marry her again? Oh, she flashed me when she knew I was horny. God, I could've gotten a better whore. To do: Divorce papers, wait for my baby, make my baby my Clandestine model, file charges against Ashlee because she "taught" my baby to sing and kill Joe Simpson..with Ativan.. This is Sparta!"

55. Aubrey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    755

    "That shade of lipstick looks better on me, hun."

56. creems says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    756

    hes thinkin "dam bitch my hair looks better than yours"

57. sweety says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    757

    "DAMN..I wish I were taller."
    or..
    "Hmm..I wonder who her plastic surgeon was."

58. apb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    758

    i wish my dick was as big as hers !

59. lol says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    759

    WHY THE FUCK DID I MARRY HER!!!!!!!!!! LMAO WAIT SHE GOT PREGNANT

60. bee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    760

    Re: NERM28 – SO FUCKIN TRUE

61. bee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    761

    WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME F**K YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM YOU DUMB BITCH….YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL? i KNOW YOUR ONLY WITH ME TO KEEP IN THE NEWS SEEING THAT YOUR CAREER IS DEAD. TRUTH BE TOLD I AM JUST WAITING FOR YOUR SIS TO NOTICE MY BIG BULGE AND FINALLY GET OVER THAT MAYER GEEK!!!! GOD DAMN YOUR NOSE IS STILL CROOKED TOO I CAN SEE…..BIATCH!!!!

62. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    762

    "nose jobs do wonders"

63. Emma! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    763

    "what the fawk did I do?"

64. Josett says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    764

    …. You looked hotter in my dreams!!!!

65. tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    765

    thinking……..does she lipsink her orgasms?

66. tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    766

    thinking………should have never taken britney's advice

67. aussib says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    767

    wow that was fun fucking u last night!

68. MAYFLO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    768

    (AssPee Weinerz) Are Thinking MAN YOU FUGLAYYYY xD

    PEREZ FOR PRESIDENTE ♥

69. Erika says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    769

    Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Why The F*** Did I Marry This Dumbass?!?!?"

70. Scarl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    770

    "Are you gonna get massive? cuz if you are i'm going back to Patrick Stump".

71. Creep says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    771

    YOU STUPID BITCH, I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR HIGH HEELS!!!!
    Or:
    Uhmmm… God please, don't give our kid her chin!!!!!

72. kalis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    772

    i hate you you are a dumb wife i should have never married you i made a mistake

73. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    773

    he's thinking "I love you so much"
    you can tell. he always looks at her like she's the only one he sees. its inspiring.

74. tay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    774

    shit i forgot she goes through men like i go through guyliner

75. CANDY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    775

    wHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76. amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    776

    petes thinking

    A. i kissed a girl……..and got the bitch knocked up
    B. eww……. what the fuck this bitch looks like a fucking goblin
    C. our baby is going to be butt ass ugly
    D. your face has more hair than my left testicle bitch
    -or-
    E. i should have stayed with ryan ross. none of this bull shit would have happened