Quote of the Day

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."

- Alec Baldwin in his new book, A Promise to Ourselves

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 1, 2008 at 3:43 pm / Email this »

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coleq says – reply to this

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first
Dean says – reply to this

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That's pretty funny, but I honestly feel sorry for the kids that there is a book out that they may read (or have already read). No one wants to know their parents detest each other. SAD.
coleq says – reply to this

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first!
laure says – reply to this

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almost first
F says – reply to this

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F
alexys says – reply to this

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haha?
Deeeee says – reply to this

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10th………..
Pam says – reply to this

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It doesn't matter what he says, he's awesome! Watched the SNL Alec Baldwin special the other night and died laughing - so talented!
moi says – reply to this

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He's creepy
olivia says – reply to this

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firsttt
E says – reply to this

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I love him on 30 rock..but why not keep their feud private?
SeeMee says – reply to this

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That doesnt say much about your fingers,dik, or tongue, Alec.
E says – reply to this

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first
h says – reply to this

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first!!
www.hownothingfeels.com says – reply to this

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ewwww, this guy is still alive. he was on celebrity fit club, no?
stev says – reply to this

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thats so funny, so do i!
tiffan says – reply to this

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Give this fat fuck some Lithium pleassssseeeeee!!!!! I would orgasm just from leaving someone like him, mean shit head!!!
hannah says – reply to this

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blah
mh says – reply to this

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she must have been faking it
Mandyy says – reply to this

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Hahaha I love Alec, hes so fuckin awsome! Way to tell it like it is!
Julian says – reply to this

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FIRST! TAKE THAT KERRI!
FKME says – reply to this

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jo-d says – reply to this

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He is a creep, and this just further proves it. Why didn't he move out of the country like he (promised) threatened to if GW Bush was elected?
Fufubu says – reply to this

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And, Alex achieves the same high while being verbally abusive to his daughter and demeaning his swife publicly sans any high priced attorneys.
reggie says – reply to this

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That guys a real ASSHOLE.
ndo says – reply to this

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man, fifth?
angie says – reply to this

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I find it comical that after this many years of being divorced that he continues his banter in regards to his ex wife, doesn't he realize that his comments are way more about his self than they are about her??? I-D-I-O-T, No wonder she is no longer with him, he obviously harbors a great deal of anger and is improperly displacing it, he should take a look at himself!!!
Really says – reply to this

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I know he's trying to be funny. what a lameass.
lala says – reply to this

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Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Well, Perez/Mario, I give in. And I give up. You've blocked five of my posts (pro-Lydia, con-Paris), so it's clear you've had either a lawsuit of some sort, or you are carefully censoring for other reasons. 
This site used to be a release, and fun. But advertising "get your avatar" and then censoring them, approval time 48 hours plus, registering, the misspelled "Loggin In", and logging out shit, profiles, email, following links, six letter-maximum…is just way too much trouble. The spell and passion is over, by the time one gets through all the fucking red tape. 
Hope your number of "hits" will rebound to what were previous records. But I seriously doubt it. This site, your cash cow, has been critically wounded.
mona says – reply to this

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what a SLEAZEBAG I feel sorry for kim for being involved with such an evil person. he might be funny sometimes but he should know how much this is going to hurt his daughter, well I guess he's used to it
carrie says – reply to this

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this guy is such an ass, a pompous ass. you can take the guy out of a white trash neighborhood, but you cannot get the white trash out of the guy. I feel VERY sorry for his daughter. How SELF SERVING to write ANY book describing your divorce and painting the parent who has raised them in a bad light. I could not care less if she was horrible to him, HE is the BAD parent for airing this crap. AND…it actually points out to the public how much his ex and daughter needed to get away from his ass and evidently Cali was not far enough!!! You are an example of why sociopaths should not write books ALEC.
noelle says – reply to this

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asshole….. kim is awesome.
Shotsi says – reply to this

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This man should shut his mouth and not say another word about the woman he married. He sounds dumber and dumber each time he opens it up. Seems like he doesn't remember he's speaking about his daughter's mom.
gross says – reply to this

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Lovely. I'm sure his kid appreciates the tact and maturity her parents show in this divorce. But good for him, writing a book. He will need the money to pay for the kid's rehab in five years. Way to think ahead, Alec!!!!!!!!!! Bravo!!!!!!!!!
FoReal says – reply to this

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He's fucking hilarious and hot as hell. I love him.
Eva says – reply to this

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Well after being married to him I suppose you would be grateful for anything that will heat up the body.
Just imagine having Baldwins whining, fat, sweaty, hairy ( he has hair all over urk! ) body on top of you.
3L$@ says – reply to this

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dont you just love him i know i do
ANNA N says – reply to this

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shame on him!Kim Basinger never attacked him verbally in public like he does now.and we must not forget that this creep beat Kim many times when they were married and that is the reason why they got divorce.
devil says – reply to this

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this guy looks like a stuffed sausage — he has the same body as william shatner now.

kim is a beautiful, sexy georgia peach with REAL TALENT.

their marriage ended when she won that academy award.
his massive ego couldn't handle it.
Delana says – reply to this

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He is a talented actor, but is obviously a bloated alcoholic in real life - and it affects his personality…and unfortunately his family.
Lillia says – reply to this

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He's a big fat rude pig.
Flava says – reply to this

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Hey Alec, call me sometime and I'll tell ya a real good gift you can give your child. Nowa I mean?
augulx says – reply to this

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dill weed
Rachel says – reply to this

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I feel the same way!!!
sad says – reply to this

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this guy is SUUUUCH a talented actor, however appears to be so unreachable on a personal level…will see him in any movie he does, though! anything!
bombom says – reply to this

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Dickhead!!!!
ArizonaLioness says – reply to this

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Why is he still here? Didn't he say he'd leave the country if George Bush won? Can we take a collection to fly/bus both his stoopid @$$ and Susan Saranwrap's out of the country?
gross says – reply to this

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Tell this fat ass alcoholic to shut his mouth. Like those double chins…
MOLLAY says – reply to this

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Hahahah! I love Alec.
abuse says – reply to this

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he was RELENTLESSLY ABUSIVE to kim when they were married.
me says – reply to this

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His vile comments about both Kim and his daughter leave little question why Kim needs her high priced lawyers.
adfa says – reply to this

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LOL. Hilarious
B Dub says – reply to this

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Can we say 'narcissistic personality disorder'??? He needs some serious help. He might be a talented actor, but I feel sorry for anyone who is his target for his rage. I'm on Team Kim.
Hyde says – reply to this

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I don't care WHAT has happened in a relationship, you don't run down a child's other parent, especially not in public. What a jerk. Obviously he's more concerned with his own ego than his child's well-being.
scorpi says – reply to this

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What a horrible thing to say about the mother of your child. He's a fucking prick… always has been and always will be.
Pay says – reply to this

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what a dick
miriam says – reply to this

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he´s doing a stupid thing.. he has daughter of 11 I think, How is this going to resolve the custody problem he always has.. I thought he said that the problems and personal issues with kim and their daughter should be kept secret and he´s doing excatly the opposite! stupid
Alexan says – reply to this

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Alex might be wishing he never put that in there now. Oh well, time to move on. He needs to go on a fitness program as carrying around all that blubber can't be healthy. Gym time Alex and you might want to start by clamping your jaws shut and pushing away from the table!!
lauren says – reply to this

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do these two fucking morons have any idea what ther contanst/public mudslinging is doing to their child's mental and emotional health?!

GROW THE FUCK UP and act like adults!!!
andrea says – reply to this

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I bet my Dad would have written a book about what a bitch he thought my Mom was when they divorced, but he was a nobody. Alec thinks he is entitled to air his dirty laundry cuz he's famous. And he is still smarting from when someone (kim?) "Leaked" that tape of him giving his daughter a verbal beating. Fame cuts both ways!
Sara says – reply to this

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Hey "Marcus Aurelius" I agree with you. I tried to respond to you but for some reason there was a javascript error on yours, but not anyone elses… thereby preventing me from responding directly to your post. However, all that you have said is true, true, TRUE! This blowhard Mario has sunk his temporary claim to fame. How long until he kills himself? Hey, I know, let's set up a website dedicated to predicting his own self-annihilation. Oh wait, it's already happening!!!
Meliss says – reply to this

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Alec…you are disgusting. If anything for the sake of your daughter, keep your family issues to yourself. You've been taped verbally abusing your young daughter and you continuously put down your ex-wife. I am with Kim…you are a raving lunatic. You seriously need some anger management therapy!
Mrs. P says – reply to this

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Wasn't this douchebag supposed to "move out of the country if George Bush was re-elected for his second term"? Why is he still here? Has he not finished leaving abusive messages for his 13 year old daughter or abusing Kim? This guy's a headcase.
Jayne says – reply to this

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Please, Alec, just go away.. You have no idea the damage you are doing to your daughter, speaking against her mom like you do. I grew up with my parents each speaking against the other and it is DEVASTATING… Please stop already. ENOUGH.
M says – reply to this

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my goodness — i am sure if she did not have those 'high priced lawyers' can you imagine what he would do to her.
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clearly she is threatened on some extreme level by him, and he knows it… if it were not for the legal teams — that would be one sad abusive domestic situation, where as the abuse might be very quite and closed and we would never hear about the truth of the situation.
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Just think of the sad situation that was going on behind the scene with Bill Murray and his wife.. very disturbing
Zee says – reply to this

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Alec and Charlie Sheen have a lot in common………I think they are both full of themselves and feel how dare anyone not want to be with them anymore. It is kind of scarry to think that they both appear to have "beater" traits.
punjab says – reply to this

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He is bloated big time!!
M says – reply to this

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Re: Zee –
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Zee your right — these guys should not be near women at all.
Goobie says – reply to this

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Re: Hyde – Well said! He is an idiot. I wish he would leave the U.S.A like he said he was going to. I feel sorry for his kid and possible future grandchildren. what a wine-bag. I've always thought of him as a big fat cry baby with a diaper full of wet pubic hair.
cake says – reply to this

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he looks like a crack adict in this picture
A Puzz says – reply to this

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How very classy. Him AND his Schwetty weiner. :S
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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I'm with Jo D - he should leave like he promised.
EuropE says – reply to this

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U know, when a couple divorces, they really should try to stay civil with each other for the kids' sake, coz they are the ones that always suffer most. But some "parents" are just so bloody selfcentered…
RAGE-A says – reply to this

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I'M SURE HIS SORRY AZZ COULDN'T DO IT FOR HER.
Elliex says – reply to this

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Eww, He's scary looking..
Fufubu says – reply to this

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Re: Eva – Snort! I just barfed a little but the laugh was great. Thank you!
Raebie says – reply to this

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I see Alex is channeling Al Gore these days.
Zip It says – reply to this

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Oh, sure shes does. NOT. What a bitter idiot. He does himself no favors with more remarks like this, and sounds like Charlie Sheen. He just can't bring himself to rise above, and treat the situation the way he'd like to be treated. If he had, she would not be behaving as she does now in the frickin first place.
Mary says – reply to this

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Geez, bitter much? I'm sure their daughter appreciates his comments.
CHANNE says – reply to this

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This man is a bully, a hater, a disgrace to society. He loveeeees to trash his ex-wife and his own child because he is also a coward.- Hope he burn in hell!
Jcek-t says – reply to this

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Is this another wise word from the guy who promised to leave the country if George W. Bush is reeelected POTUS. What is he even doing here any more?
Lynne says – reply to this

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He's just a typical liberal ass…never takes responsibility, blames everyone else for his own shortcomings and refuses to follow up on promises such as leaving the country when Bush was elected. He'll make a perfect Democrat politician.
aron says – reply to this

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No, your ex-wife's sexual level of satisfaction is when Jodie Foster is/was around;) Is this the reason why you hate your wife, she was never satisfied with you? After saying that, Alec is awesome in 30 rock, the 2nd best character on the show.
IMO says – reply to this

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RAGE-AHOLICS WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T THROW STONES.
So Sad says – reply to this

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Poor bleary-eyed, ever-angry Alec just keeps on and on making a fool of himself … What a joke he is. Get some counseling for anger issues!
Joe Bl says – reply to this

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I'm still waiting for that fat asshole to move to France like he promised.
Steph2 says – reply to this

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He's such an ASS! Kim Basinger is beautiful, talented and a good mother. What would this prick know about being a good parent after the way he verbally abused his daughter??? Kim is probably grateful that she has lawyers to PROTECT her from this guy!!!!
jac says – reply to this

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lmao..thats the funniest thing ive heard all day..sad but true. i like alec baldwin even if the guy may be a total douche.
Steph2 says – reply to this

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Re: ANNA N – The truth at last! He beat her, verbally abused her in public….let's remember who this sociopath really is!!!
Seen f says – reply to this

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You poor PR hacks can't help Alec — he's a tool. A scary, raging tool.

(P.S. Your book is called "A Promise to Ourselves" — What about your promise to leave the U.S. if Bush was elected? — KEEP YOUR 'PROMISE', DICKHEAD.)
Hello? says – reply to this

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I think he's just angry (again!) BECAUSE ALL HER LAWYERS KEEP HIM AWAY FROM HER.

Grow the f*ck up, prick.
TannerzMom says – reply to this

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He should be more concerned about his kids that have been burned way more than himself or Kim…putting all of your dirty laundry out like that will hurt them more than you! Stupid Fucker…get divorced quietly and move on
Please says – reply to this

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Realit says – reply to this

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Kim just does not want you — get over it already.
two wo says – reply to this

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…and alec definitely does reach a sexual level of satisfaction when he maligns his ex-wife to any reporter within hearing distance.
alice says – reply to this

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What a dumb as dirt thing for this fool to put in writing…

Alice
Tracy says – reply to this

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He needs to get rid of those extra chins, blood shot eyes, and foul mouth.
Tracy says – reply to this

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For all of you fucking peoplke who say FIRST. Get a fucking life, you are a waste of space.
Tracy says – reply to this

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For all of you fucking people who say FIRST. Get a fucking life, you are a waste of space.

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