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sean says – reply to this

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hahaha-first
zlxck says – reply to this

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alskdjalj whahahh. not first =)
G says – reply to this

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FIRST?
lmafo that is HI-larious
sarah says – reply to this

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funny.
Rachel says – reply to this

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whoa
amanda says – reply to this

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really fucking harse perez
hmm says – reply to this

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horsey
bekki says – reply to this

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FIRST? anyway.. THATS HILARIOUS!!!!
kARMA says – reply to this

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Perez u r an asshole.
angel says – reply to this

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OMG That's so mean. Back off. She's more successful than you, Perez. And any of you typical "HAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY" assholes. While you're here posting links to hurtful and absolutely heartless sites or reading and actually enjoying them, Sarah Jessica Parker is laughing her way to the bank. $70 millino plus!
Mommkf says – reply to this

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I'm not really a fan of hers, but don't you find this childishly mean?
brooke says – reply to this

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ahaha,
its so true!
becca says – reply to this

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SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A HORSE! i've been saying that for 15 years! tHank you!
sad says – reply to this

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Did'nt you already post this Perez? I saw it earleir and think it's really mean.
lex says – reply to this

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the horses were better looking in every photo.
Mean says – reply to this

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WRONG!
zing z says – reply to this

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aww, thats so mean!
nic says – reply to this

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sjp is a very beautiful woman. she has class and style!
Slim says – reply to this

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you are awful
SNAIL says – reply to this

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LOL
PeeP says – reply to this

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You should let us know what it is before we click on it. I'd rather not support such bullshit. I don't get why it's such a shock that someone can be successful based on being smart and talented. And.. wow… I've never heard that one before.
daniel says – reply to this

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first please first..i know i'm gonna be #27
Jo says – reply to this

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WOW
jason says – reply to this

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better story at derober.com
DUBRAV says – reply to this

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Tom Cr says – reply to this

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I'd rather do the HORSE than that ugly pruny witch.
K*Star says – reply to this

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That's just mean.
OMG! says – reply to this

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Someones actually advertising USED kids clothes on this site. nasty!
Liz says – reply to this

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have said since the 90s she looks like a horse, finally people are catching up.
wazzup says – reply to this

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perez, if you like certain celebrities, why do you bash them? thats mean to do.

are you trying to shit where you eat?!
erick says – reply to this

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this is so extremely old, go figure
kat says – reply to this

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SO MEAN!!!
emma says – reply to this

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first? wow

thats just not nice, sarah jessica is still pretty
Ava says – reply to this

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lol
Anonymous says – reply to this

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lmao that's fucking funny! she does look like a horse!!!
loser says – reply to this

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first
Daniel says – reply to this

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She might look like a horse….and yeah shes not the prettiest woman in the world…but at least shes not insecure with herself and getting over done plastic surgery and becoming anorexic like all of these younger stars. At her age she is starring in a multi million dollar movie and is still successful…some people dont like her but whatever…they are still going to her movie, even if it is just to tear it down they are buying the tickets.
SIKFUX says – reply to this

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You're just as bad as the MORON that set that site up. ASSHOLE!
Karen says – reply to this

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i love sjp but eww shes soo old!!
nina says – reply to this

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its funny how perez makes fun of all the famous actors and artist. all of the successful people, when he's really just semi-famous for having this site and making fun of people who make 6 figures and you make nothing.
post something about youself perez. we'd all love it for entertainment.
loser says – reply to this

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first to admit he has nothing better to do
it's says – reply to this

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Don't insult horses, they are beautiful creatures
FUKOFF says – reply to this

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The poor girl can't even enjoy the success of the film with all of this BULLSHIT!
TokyoG says – reply to this

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Give her a break. She is not morphing herself into some plastic thing with surgery, flashing her crotch for the world, drinking and drugging into oblivion, or saying silly crap that offends a nation of a billon people.

Be nice. Not nasty.
lolly says – reply to this

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that's just plain mean!
SABS says – reply to this

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Perez that is hilarious, the pic with the horse teeth is priceless. I agree w/ lex, horses do look better
dhiewf says – reply to this

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she NEEDS to get her nose done
todd says – reply to this

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do you not have any loyalties? she's awesome and you know this. i get annoyed when you waste my time on junk.
lyka says – reply to this

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hilarious!! hahaha
john says – reply to this

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somebody has way to uch tie on their hands. shes actually really pretty.
lauren says – reply to this

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this is ridiculous. she does not.
FUKOV says – reply to this

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Re: nina –

NO, DON'T POST ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR OWN PATHETIC LIFE FATBOY!
Sarah says – reply to this

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That's so mean.
highas says – reply to this

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lawlzies, sjp is a black stallion….. old horse news im so highh……..thoughts?
Queen says – reply to this

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I'm not surprised and appalled that you would post a link to such a distasteful website, that really only run by a bunch of cowards that should post their own pictures so we can ridicule them. I don't put you in the same league as them because you don't hide behind your computer and you are self deprecating but honestly a horse? I hope SJP sues their asses for defamation and leaves them flat broke without a computer to piss on.
anna says – reply to this

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that's really mean. I think you went way too far
Daniel says – reply to this

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When did your site start becoming a BASHING site instead of a GOSSIP site. Posting things like this is not gossip. I find myself coming to this site less and less
kd says – reply to this

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Perez,
You are such a freaking asshole. She is a better person than you will ever be. Get over yourself.
k says – reply to this

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that is horrible
Cassie says – reply to this

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That is incredibly mean–
that i says – reply to this

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you suck. sjp isn't the conventional ideal of pretty, but she is gorgeous in her own way! i can't believe people waste their time on sites like these. they're only a medium that serves to feed their own self-conscious ego!!!
wendy says – reply to this

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jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you, you fat fuck.
TRUE says – reply to this

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i have always thought that & have never thougth she was pretty. she is getting uglier as she ages. i have no idea why she doesn't get that disgusting mole removed. i have never been a big sjp fan - she is just too righteous. she is lucky she is naturally skinny. i always wonder how she got to be so famous.
JOHN says – reply to this

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SO FUNNY!!!
courtn says – reply to this

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Horse is prettier
britta says – reply to this

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That is not true at all!
She is stunning and talented.
Nobody. NOBODY derserves to be rediculed like that.
snooke says – reply to this

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family guy takes a stab too…..her face looks like a foot.

alas, it's true
nina says – reply to this

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Who the f has the time for that shiz - please Perez, make sure your links are at least as clever as you.
BAD! says – reply to this

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How long does he think ppl will go to that site to see this GARBAGE? He won't have advertisers for long you can count on that! Like, really! I'm gonna use a plastic surgeon that would pay for adspace on such an awful site?! Don't think so! Not planning on surgery anytime soon anyhow.
Lauren says – reply to this

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No Shit! who HASNT noticed she looks like a fricking horse! she is so gross! has a lot of style, but is beyond horrible.
Kayla says – reply to this

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Dude thats lame. I love her.
Lauren says – reply to this

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sticky says – reply to this

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Didn't a genius blogger say that? Family Guy says her face is shaped like a foot. I hope they gave CREDIT to the guy who made that up!
Meesh says – reply to this

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I LOVE her!!! And she probably could care less about this :]
woot says – reply to this

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OMG..HAHAHHAHAHAHA…POOR SJP!
Tracy says – reply to this

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Aw that is so mean! The poor horses!
Jeaa says – reply to this

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That's not nice. Making fun of someone for the way she looks is just vicious. She's beautiful. She has the money and could have chosen to get plastic surgery like almost all actresses out there..but instead chose to use her talent to become successful instead of her looks. It's obvious she's got more self-esteem and confidence than 99% of other hollywood actress.
AMO says – reply to this

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Whatever y'all; she's cute. She obviously broke her nose and never had it fixed. I did the same things; so suck it! Also, I admire the fact that she needs work, but doesn't get it done b/c she embraces who she is. Can't say I'll do the same once I need work, but it's still admirable.
Krystl says – reply to this

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MEANIES
Lindal says – reply to this

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That is Rude!! I think she is gorgeous!!
stepha says – reply to this

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perez your mean for posting that
Erm says – reply to this

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Horses are pretty, useful and helped civilized society. SJP has contributed……
Brianna says – reply to this

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Necessary? next is going to be Audrianhashorseteeth.com
Linz says – reply to this

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Perez you are so much uglier than her, and have much suckier fashion sense. It's the way she was born, she can't help it and no one wants her to get plastic surgery (and unfortunately you too, except you hurt to look at)
URNUTS says – reply to this

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She needs WORK? She needs a sledgehammer!
Kat says – reply to this

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Seriously, have you looked in the mirror? You look a troll doll that that went on a binge and forgot to purge! Your insecurities definetly show, too bad you continue to act your shoe size and not your age. This is why tmz.com will always be a superior website.
Kasey Leigh says – reply to this

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Mildly funny, but mostly 1.5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Truth says – reply to this

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Hilarious!
alicia says – reply to this

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i'd sayshe looks like a foot more than a horse
Jennaa says – reply to this

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You people have too much damn time on your hands. For shame.
megan says – reply to this

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that's awful.
she is a beautiful woman.
L from says – reply to this

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What are you 10? Holy crap Perez, why do you have to post such stuff? Whoever created that site is an ass and you are one for putting the link on your site. What is wrong with people? What happened to kindness and treating others they way you would like to be treated? Sometimes you have NOOOOOOOOOOO class. …and you are getting worse. It's one thing to post celeb news and such but to attack someone because you find that they look different in your eyes. Shameful..
tans says – reply to this

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this is horrible!!

I LOVE SJP ALL THE WAY
DON'T says – reply to this

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DON'T YOU THINK THAT SHE KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT A CLASSIC
BEAUTY?
SHE IS SUCCESSFUL, SEXY, SMART, CUTE AND
WEALTHY.
AND THAT MAKES HER BEAUTIFUL
FU_HAT says – reply to this

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SHE IS ADORABLE! LOVE HER! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsa says – reply to this

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Seriously grow the fuck up you loser. Perez you wish you looked half as good as her. I admit shes not gorgeous but you are going a lil too far. Get the fuck over it!
Vshizz says – reply to this

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You are really an ass…she is a nice, talented and beautiful person…WHY are you always hating on women who age? You too are going to age…and how would you feel? I think the site is cruel and rude that you did Not WARN us about…
FAUN says – reply to this

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hmmm…i think thats wrong
labels says – reply to this

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ugh that is so rude. seriously why would you even post this? that makes me so mad. sjp is very beautiful. who cares if she doesn't have cookie cutter hollwood looks? people like you just perpetuate the ridiculous hollywood stereotypes that you have to look perfect.
slinki says – reply to this

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I hate mean people.

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