Moving Way Too Fast!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
Could this be true?
Is she really that desperate???? (Don't answer yet!)
According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and man-kisser John Mayer are so into each other that they're talking about getting matching tattoos!!!
It seems Maniston wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach.
What, did she get the first heart for Brad?
However, John isn't feeling the heart idea.
A friend adds that Mayer "had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial."
That's the way to do it. Get a tattoo that's generic so that if/when you guys break up, it won't be a sign of your ex.
The source adds, "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap."
Jen is 39 and Mayer is a vibrant 30.
Don't worry, you both have a lot in common.
Like tattoos, men, and well, we can't think what else you two probably talk about.
Ass fucking????
[Image via WENN.]
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Go slow Jen. We know you're desperate, but you're gonna scare the poor guy off.
5º?
Next they will adopt foreign orphans,
get knocked up, and John will start to wear a hobo hat
What makes her think this man HO would want to do something like this? Something that would make it appears as if they are an item? Gosh, once she gets her grips on some good dick, she suffocates it. We know he's the hottest guy you've been with since Brad, but give the guy some air. Geez
If it makes them happy!
Jealous much? Are you talking shit because you're not the one, fatty????
Jealous much? get over it perez
not funny
matching tats=bad idea. always.
Your comment at the end comes off as disturbingly jealous and pathetic.
haha you've both kissed the same MAN!! u made out with the same person as jennifer aniston, who would've thought?!?!
I don't know if anyone watches the show Instant Star on The-N, but Jude and Jamie did the whole "J" tattoo thing in one of the first two seasons. Matching J tattoos is so high school and so already done. I thought it was stupid when they did it on the show and they were 15 and not real people!
HAHAHAHA!! SOUNDS LIKE A BREAK UP WAITING TO HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!
What a jealous little bitch you are.
Whats your problem with Jennifer Aniston. No, shes not a good actress at all, but youre ruthless with her. Your hard on for Angie is obvious, but theres no need to be so disgustingly rude.
Nice….they look cute together anyways…
Mayer is GAY(!!!!) you fucking morons. That is why he goes for the older gals or the desperate. That is why he kissed PEREZ!!! No hot blooded American Male would do that, no matter what!!! Figure it out kids!!!
awww dont be bitter its not a good look for you.
Well good for her. By the way who are you to judge????
what's wrong with ass fucking you asshole?
I would think you would be an expert on that…well, at least getting your ass fucked.
asshole…god I hate this site.
God Perez get over the fact that YOUR not the one ass fucking John Mayer and get on with your pathetic life.
So 30 is vibrant? You are so damn fake!
LEAVE ANISTON ALONE!
get over it, nobody believes you and him kissed… lay off
Perez, you need to lay off
Jennifer aniston
John Mayer
Lauren Conrad
Denise Richards
Nicole Kidman
and
Jessica Alba
You are like the insecure fat kid at school who bullies the other kids, except youre a fully grown man… and please get off slutty anelina jolies dick! Pretty sure she wouldnt like you anyways.
Re: Tom P – then why the fuck do you visit the site?
Who cares, who are we to judge, if that what makes them happy let them be, and I'll point out that both of them are agreeing to the tat thing. Get over it Perez, your precious Jolie isn't that great.
Perez, I don't think Jen is desperate. What I would call "moving way too fast" and desperate is Brad & Angelina's behavior: having an affair; adopting kids together before they even got to know each other, etc. I don't know why you're always kissing their desperate butts!!!
jen is too hot for mayer! she needs to hook up with ryan gosling or chris evans!
Are you jealous Fatty Perez?
Aren't they a little old for matching tatoos? So juvenile. So tacky. So trashy.
umm….let me guess, he's your former make out partner?
your a fucking idiot putting that on every single post about him. whoopdeefuckingdoo!
I hope you realize that the more you post about John Mayer being bisexual the more you come off as trying to prove something unsubstantiated. I believed your story at first, and even if it is true, drunkenly making out with another guy hardly lends itself to ass fucking. Your power trips are ridiculous and the people that associate themselves with you are only scared and self-conscious. Take an anti-depressant, please. Your site used to be entertaining, but now it's just so fucking predictable. The sands of time are falling fast…faster than your fat hands can draw dripping cum. I'm glad all of this attention makes you happy, but pretty soon you'll get yours.
That guy is just nauseating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care much about Aniston, but she sure deserves better!
She must be really desperate. Sad.
I like that everyone is fair game on this site but sometimes you gotta get over situations that blatantly show how bitter and petty you can be Perez.
Just stick to the people that ask for it!!!
oooo i don't like this idea at ALL…he better not do it at all! even if they ever marry…just nO!
Perez get over the whole You Kissed Him thing. You REALLY sound pathetic!
I love you perez but you are soooooooooooo jealous of MAN. Get over John already..people kiss people randomly alllll the time. Your making yourself look desperate hunny!!
Tattoos are such the lowest common denominator.
Re: G – You mean get over Perez! You aren't the one gettting the azz
fucking would be more like it.
Hey Hey Hey
John Mayer lights on; Perez Hilton lights off big time baby!!
She is a cool girl. She deserves to have fun after the past 2.5 years.
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Most women would have becom a fat, lonely girl, but this one isprobably stronger tha most womne including me).
Oh perez is so jealous leave jen alone she's gorgeous and john is hot!
These reports are from british media which perez always says can't be trusted…but when its about his crush john mayer and jennifer aniston-who he for some reason hates?-he doesn't mention it is almost 99.9% false. Perez is jealous and pathetic. John Mayer isn't gay and he isn't/never was into you. Jennifer Aniston is not desperate, she just isn't as attention craving as Brangelina. STFU Perez, you suck.
she's trying to be like angelina jolie, lil' miss bad girl. WHATEVER. you're corny, bitch. that's why angie took brad from you so easily.
Jealousy does not become you perez.
Perez just wants to be Jennifer Anistion
She doesn't look a day over 30.
she's a twat.
Perez,
You are so in love with J Mayer it's not even funny. It must really hurt.
Q
can you take the words Ass fucking off your site. My teens sometimes go on here. For Gods sake..
Also. BRAD is FOURTEEN YEARS OLDER THEN THE Slut he knocked up..
No One EVER talks about their age difference.
What the fuck is the matter with you asshole? You jealous POS. Stop hating because you can find anyone to date you because youre' fucking disgusting
There is only one person in Hollywood uglier than Jennifer Aniston…and that is you Perez..You have a very ugly soul and all that crap you do when you are by yourself will come out one day.
retarded. shes a dumbass idiot if she does it. mayer loves getting his women to do, act dress, or do stupid shit. its kinda like a extra notch in his belt ego control thing. wake up women! damn.
this is BULLSHIT, look at her frickin botox face…ewwww and her MAN hands
I'm sorry, but she is still one of the hottest babes ever, and he's like not a hot babe at all! She could do a lot better! He's fucking weird man! I saw him in concert once, and had to leave, 'cuz he totally freaked us out!
Perez are you jealous?
wow but no issue with ang being 12 yrs younger than brad… sexist much?……. dont hate on jen she has so much more class than angelina i makeout with my own brother joloie
she's desperate and she's almost 40. this is what desperate old drag queens do: things that make no sense.
I don't understand why Perez hates Jennifer Aniston so much, she is one of the most liked celebrities because she shies away from the spotlight unlike homewrecker Sluttelina Jolie. Why pick on such a popular star? All of your readers love her…you are just a jealous pathetic man who wants to be famous.
Re: Jez –
maybe you should pay more attention to your kids.
awww thats cute.
perez is all jealous.
AJ going out with a 45 Pitt JA got theyoun stud.Enjoy Jen old man sux.
Perez is desperate, ugly, and jealous. Jennifer Aniston is a successful, beautiful, and talented actress. Only Perez dislikes her because he is jealous she gets to fuck john mayer and john mayer acts like he doesn't even know perez.
SCREW jennifer MANiston and her ugly ass. she IS desperate. she had a hot man, until he dropped her ugly ass for a hotter (and YOUNGER) woman! now she's trying to appear unbothered. PLEASE. your attention-whoring is SO obvious, and SO pathetic. stop making shitty movies, maybe brad will look your way again.
she is such h,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I hope it works out! They make a nice couple!
Lame. You're not MK so don't try
Poor girl is slumming HARD!!!
John likes Jen Aniston not U Fat Ass!
Ugly Pig!
Angelina Jolie is a better lay. 39 year old desperate has been hags need to shut their legs, because no one really gives two shits about them.
Perez! Will you PLEASE, let it go… It was one kiss, it's not like he took you home with him. Stop hating on a girl because she is dating the ass you want..
Why are you so mean to her, I'm sure that she has never done you a thing, she's a cute girl, leave her alone and pick on someone who deserves it!!!!
you are sooooooooooooooooo jealous perez…you are like a high school loser
How cool is it when you past 35 to get the hot young ones.
She always gets the hottest men.
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She had Brad when he was hot and young, now look at his pathetic attempt to stay "hip" with his plastic sugery addict, Plastelina Jolie.
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Now, that Brad is old and frumpy, Jen is with a hot young star.
Brad Pit farting in bed would be hotter than oral from John Mayer.
you must be very sad and lonely. I am starting to feel very sorry for you. You need help, Perez.
Angelina is as old as Jennifer, but Aniston is not pathetic enough to lie about her age.
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That is why Angelina needed in vitro, and why she got so much Botox and plastic work on her face, but we can see her real age.
um… and adopting children together after a couple months of meeting isn't moving too fast?
you damn fat hypocrite.
TSk! TSk! Perez…..jealousy does not become you.
perez you are so full of it. if john mayor kissed you it was probably as a joke. hes a pretty outspoken guy and if he was gay im sure hed be out by now.
hahaha oh SHIT
I'm very happy for Jennifer. I believe she is a nice, real person. Why would this be for publicity? She never just marries, lives with, or randomly has children with any guy for publicity - unlike most of Hollywood. She is a solid woman, a good actress, and she is not desperate or clingy. Get over it! I think she is one of the most real girls in L.A. I have no idea why Perez picks on her.
WOW perez your claws are showing, dont hate just because you have a crush on John. I dont give a fuck if he gave you the tounge or whatever he aint switching teams for you fool
WHAT MAN KISSING??? How did I miss that? Who did John Mayer kiss???
Prez why don't you FUCK OFF you FAT FUCK!
Poor Perez!
Everybody knows you are jealous…hahahaha.
You should stop taking care other´s lives. Get a life!
Lay off with the hatred for Jen Perez, jeez. Jealous much?
I like you but not when you're sprouting shit about one of my favourite actresses.
I must say though she is coming across as a bit possessive, but this is just what we read in the press - hardly trustworthy.
Damn Perez, are you just a little bit jealous??
She got the heart tattoo while filming an episode on the set friends…it was for the episode where Phoebe and RACHEL WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A TATTOO….
Re: lindal – PERFECT OBSERVATION! THAT, indeed is the definition of "moving too fast" and "desperate" however, interestingly enough, this fact NEVER comes up.
Cut the shit, PeePee.
Jenn is fucking a hot, young, piece of tail and, just as guys say whatever to get in a chick's pants, check it out-CHICKS DO THE SAME THING TO DUDES.
"Yeah, sure John , l love you, too. It's forever-let's get a tattoo-next year."
SUMMER FUCKS RULE!
Oye no se realmente cual es tu odio hacia Jenn, es feo como siempre te refieres a ella, y ensalsas a otras actrices que son de la patada, no te digo que la ames, pero no deberias ser tan pedante con ella.
Admiro tu empuje como latino pero a veces te pasas de la raya con Aniston
Moving way too fast?
Angelina got pregnant even before they hot a divorce, and you are talking about moving too fast?
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Desperate is Angelina knowing she needs 6 children in 2 years in order to secure her place in Brad's life.
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Desperate is getting pregnant after you declared you would never have biological children, just so a man won't leave you and go back to his wife.
Jen is too good for him. He has absolutely no talent and needs a haircut badly.
well, they both like WOMEN too!!! what is wrong with two bisexuals of the opposite sex having fun together??? Vince Vaughn, anyone????
I still don't understand why you hate this couple so much…other than the fact that John made out with you but didn't bother to call you the next day…ha, ha. Just kidding, Perezle.