This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Royals Royce > Fashion Smashion
Move over Posh…Roberto Cavalli's got a new muse.
It's Britain's Princess Beatrice!
For reals!
Cavalli revealed recently, "Beatrice is always great looking. I'm going to design a few things with her in mind."
Huh?
Beatrice doesn't scream CAVALLI to us.
We don't get it!!
What do U think?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm
first?
shes very pretty.
She looks like a Parrotfish.
fat hog
Love the lashes!!!
first
second!
Rebecc, i bet your a fat peice of shit you idiot.
i would like to squeeze her lactose into my anas
k - i think you are a fat one yourself
She inherited the worst features from both parents. Poor girl.
You HAVE GOT to be kiddin' !!!!
What is up with her eyelashes??!!!
Posh Spice may not be the BEST choice, but is FAR BETTER than this girl.
LONG MAY THE ROYALS REIGN!
Good old Britain.
Cavalli is right, she's stunning evne with her crappy royal teeth.
she looks like a horse!
I think she kind of looks like a female version of you Perez
beatrice looks more like a horse than her uncle charles does
OMG! She's the British RUMER!
Scary
She and Demi Moore's oldest daughter ought to hook up — they are both frightening to look at. What is up with her eyes?
ummm, her scream is more fat horse than Cavalli. Is he desperate for attention, or what? Sad.
she looks more like BeatleJuice then Beatrice
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERWEIGHT PORN STAR!
Nice to see she has some meat on her bones. Posh needs to eat more and stop that fake tan shit, and work on making her falsies look a little more real. Silicone on a rib cage is not attractive.
i made out with her
I think she would be better than having some anorexic bitch for a campaign ad.
Why Not?
Why can't she be the muse and face for him?
For once I will say…look in the mirror…time to redefine beauty! And handsomeness!
gross.
Wasn't she on THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW?
she is screaming " HIDIOUS " to me !!!
I think Beatrice is gorgeous with her big eyes and lovely hair. Maybe the world needs more realistic role models like her.
I think, that Cavalli is taking his company public any day now — and is trying to create as much attention as possible for the brand — wherever he can get it!
still better than Posh. Ha ha.
Poor thing, she's singularly unattractive, isn't she? Got the worst of both parents (except for Prince Andrew's baldness, but then who knows).
What Cavalli didn't say is that his dress will be made out of pork. All accessories will be made out of pork as well.
Beatrice is the new "It" girl…she has a divine face….and very stylish….I am so bored with that anorexic mousy face look…she has presence and it would be very smart of Cavalli to market her Diva presence into society….come on….we have to call it quits with the "same old …same old…"
Beatrice Rules! Beatrice Dolls….Beatrice Wear…..Beatrice This and That….
So Fun!
she's beautiful. i love that she's the new fashion it girl. It's time for everyone to accept women who are "doing it well," yet on the brink of starvation…GET ON IT.
Why not? Someone who is some what normal looking and not stick skinny? Heaven forbid a designer design something for someone who is NORMAL!!!
she looks like her mother…ugh
She needs to lose the fake eyelashes………..not working for her!
2nd !!! yeah it sucks… she's ugly… I prefer classy Posh !
ph my god,
ha anyone seen her hips?
i think it was UK magazine reveal.
bludy hell,
ther absolutly massive.
dont know what he has in mind
Cavalli is going to design Mumu's for fat girls with horse teeth…
but i digress…..
I think there is a striking resemblence between Beatrice and Perez, look very much alike.
anyone else see it?
She definitely does not fill the Cavalli look. Something like Lilly Pullitzer or Tory Burch plus size might work. Cavalli was just being nice. Cavalli makes clothes for tall thin brown haired Brazilian looking or femme fatale looking women. I think an obnoxiously bright pastel patchwork A cut dress by Miss Pullitzer fits the bill for this dame here.
hey man the designer knows best!
Duh! she is ROYALTY…..
Posh is nouveau riche trash…………
I am reading Perez for a long time now but this comment is one of the best I´ve read.
This can´t be true, I don´t get it as well. Really, I don´t get and won´t get it.
REBECC IT WAS REALLY NASTY WHAT YOU WROTE - your no doubt american so it all makes sense.
She screams BIG MAC to me!…….she looks like Miss Piggy !
Gummy smile. She looks like a bunny. Do Brits know about cosmetic dentristry?
Awful, what these people have to do to earn money. Can they go to school like the rest of mortals and get a normal job?
she looks like Esme from PASSIONS.
Beatrice ahs been bashed recently in the britsh press because of some bikini shots that came out. Her mom is really good friends with Roberto Cavalli, so he has come out to her defense! I personally think its great. Bea is a normal girl, with a regular body and she is not afraid to put it out there….Good For Her…and good for Cavalli!
What is this world coming to?Princess or not,that is one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen.The fashion industry must really be getting desperate.There is something about her that is just so unnatural,her face is kinda scary.Someone needs to correct this situation-n- fast !
She's an instant muse because she is a royal, rich and comes from an extremely powerful family. It has nothing to do with her or her looks/style.
Re: J Simp –
LOL I was just going to say that.
yeah it sucks… I thought Cavalli was good… I mean look : she's like Peggy the pink pig ! no… there MUST be a story there (Cavalli cannot innocently choose HER as a MUSE ; I guess she knows a terrible secret about him^^)
It's a bad pic, Perez. She's actually decent looking.
she really need to do something with her large teeth….
When asked to comment on the choice, her grandmother Elizabeth said: "Ask Elton John. He's the only British queen who might actually give a shit." OMFG!!!
I think she is very pretty…
Curvy Women are Beautiful!!
i just dont think the body of a 15 year old boy with fake boobs is very sexy, and that is exactly what posh looks like…
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, CURVY, AND A LOVELY CHOICE!
AND THANK GOD SHE'S NOT POSH!
while i think posh is a disgusting pig-nosed little skank, beatrice is a whale beast and definitely NOT cavalli. i'm shocked and appalled. this is awful awful awful. hate it.
What a shame. You can't tell what she looks like because her stylist or make-up person should be drawn and quartered for painting the poor thing's face like that. Wait until Fergie sees this. She's gonna be royally pissed!!!
At least she's not some size 0 airhead- but still….
Look at the size of her mouth! I bet she is real popular with the boys if you know what I men
she most likely screams CABALLO to me!!!!!
Okay Perez, don't freak out but I think that Beatrice looks a little bit like YOU in drag! LOL
Beatrice looks like an horse!
To be honest the Royals are a bunch of hangers on and the biggest spongers in Britain.
I think it's a good choice. Despite what some of you are saying, she isn't actually classed as overweight, and I don't think she is fat. She is a really good representation of the average british woman's figure. She just has a normal figure! Some of the incredibly shallow people on here who don't seem to have no feelings don't realise that. x
ew. she looks like a fat nicky hilton.
she screams "shit" but not cavalli
OH, THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!
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THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A PICTURE OF YOU PEREZIOUS IN DRAG!!!!!!!!!!
her sister is would be so hot if she lots some fat. does anyone know how big k west's cock is?
I am British and I cant stand the Royal family, complete waste of tax payers money, did you hear today that she did 'work experience' in Selfridges but worked 3 hours a day with a secuirty guard with her at all times!! She should trying doing a honest propers day work once in her life!!
You picked the WORST pic of her! and in the most god-awful outfit and accessories. Actually, she isn't bad looking and is a young, fresh face
Except for the horrid makeup it's nice to see someone who could be a regular person. Not that this royal is, but she's closer to human than that grotesque walking wax figure/skeleton Posh.
well she is not that pretty but she is not ugly. But im def not feeling her with cavalli! and she doesn't have STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah what is she wearing?
LOVE IT! Move over skinny bitches - we's got a real woman up in hea.
She could be a bit slimmer - NOT like Posh, but her face would look prettier with 5 pounds off…Anyways, ANYBODY would make a better muse than that skanky Ho!!
What a morphed version of her parents.
WEEEEE SNAAWWW WEEEEEEE SNAAWWW