This Is Not A Joke

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Move over Posh…Roberto Cavalli's got a new muse.

It's Britain's Princess Beatrice!

For reals!

Cavalli revealed recently, "Beatrice is always great looking. I'm going to design a few things with her in mind."

Huh?

Beatrice doesn't scream CAVALLI to us.

We don't get it!!

What do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm / Email this »

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ktk says – reply to this

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first?
k says – reply to this

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shes very pretty.
Booshd says – reply to this

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She looks like a Parrotfish.
Rebecc says – reply to this

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fat hog
k says – reply to this

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Love the lashes!!!
timmy says – reply to this

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first
brandi says – reply to this

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second!
k says – reply to this

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Rebecc, i bet your a fat peice of shit you idiot.
jay says – reply to this

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i would like to squeeze her lactose into my anas
rebecc says – reply to this

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k - i think you are a fat one yourself
gared says – reply to this

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She inherited the worst features from both parents. Poor girl.
Seb_cl says – reply to this

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You HAVE GOT to be kiddin' !!!!
What is up with her eyelashes??!!!

Posh Spice may not be the BEST choice, but is FAR BETTER than this girl.
lydiaa says – reply to this

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LONG MAY THE ROYALS REIGN!
Good old Britain.
Cavalli is right, she's stunning evne with her crappy royal teeth.
jenfrm says – reply to this

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she looks like a horse!
J Simp says – reply to this

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I think she kind of looks like a female version of you Perez
jennna says – reply to this

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beatrice looks more like a horse than her uncle charles does
NcYbOY says – reply to this

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OMG! She's the British RUMER!
Monica says – reply to this

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Scary
Inga94577 says – reply to this

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She and Demi Moore's oldest daughter ought to hook up — they are both frightening to look at. What is up with her eyes?
birdie says – reply to this

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ummm, her scream is more fat horse than Cavalli. Is he desperate for attention, or what? Sad.
nicole says – reply to this

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she looks more like BeatleJuice then Beatrice
Myriam says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERWEIGHT PORN STAR!
Bud De says – reply to this

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Nice to see she has some meat on her bones. Posh needs to eat more and stop that fake tan shit, and work on making her falsies look a little more real. Silicone on a rib cage is not attractive.
jenny says – reply to this

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i made out with her
Keylai says – reply to this

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I think she would be better than having some anorexic bitch for a campaign ad.
Tony W says – reply to this

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Why Not?
Why can't she be the muse and face for him?

For once I will say…look in the mirror…time to redefine beauty! And handsomeness!
victor says – reply to this

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gross.
VickiL says – reply to this

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Wasn't she on THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW?
ninz says – reply to this

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she is screaming " HIDIOUS " to me !!!
Missym says – reply to this

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I think Beatrice is gorgeous with her big eyes and lovely hair. Maybe the world needs more realistic role models like her.
dd says – reply to this

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I think, that Cavalli is taking his company public any day now — and is trying to create as much attention as possible for the brand — wherever he can get it!
Sony says – reply to this

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still better than Posh. Ha ha.
MamaSa says – reply to this

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Poor thing, she's singularly unattractive, isn't she? Got the worst of both parents (except for Prince Andrew's baldness, but then who knows).
white says – reply to this

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What Cavalli didn't say is that his dress will be made out of pork. All accessories will be made out of pork as well.
amy says – reply to this

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Beatrice is the new "It" girl…she has a divine face….and very stylish….I am so bored with that anorexic mousy face look…she has presence and it would be very smart of Cavalli to market her Diva presence into society….come on….we have to call it quits with the "same old …same old…"
Beatrice Rules! Beatrice Dolls….Beatrice Wear…..Beatrice This and That….
So Fun!
daniel says – reply to this

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she's beautiful. i love that she's the new fashion it girl. It's time for everyone to accept women who are "doing it well," yet on the brink of starvation…GET ON IT.
jdog says – reply to this

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Why not? Someone who is some what normal looking and not stick skinny? Heaven forbid a designer design something for someone who is NORMAL!!!
d.vida says – reply to this

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she looks like her mother…ugh
Dallas says – reply to this

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She needs to lose the fake eyelashes………..not working for her!
she lo says – reply to this

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2nd !!! yeah it sucks… she's ugly… I prefer classy Posh !
lizz says – reply to this

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ph my god,
ha anyone seen her hips?
i think it was UK magazine reveal.
bludy hell,
ther absolutly massive.
dont know what he has in mind
Furby says – reply to this

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Cavalli is going to design Mumu's for fat girls with horse teeth…

but i digress…..
meridi says – reply to this

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I think there is a striking resemblence between Beatrice and Perez, look very much alike.
anyone else see it?
sTAR says – reply to this

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She definitely does not fill the Cavalli look. Something like Lilly Pullitzer or Tory Burch plus size might work. Cavalli was just being nice. Cavalli makes clothes for tall thin brown haired Brazilian looking or femme fatale looking women. I think an obnoxiously bright pastel patchwork A cut dress by Miss Pullitzer fits the bill for this dame here.
CR. says – reply to this

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hey man the designer knows best!
posh i says – reply to this

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Duh! she is ROYALTY…..

Posh is nouveau riche trash…………
Ulli f says – reply to this

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I am reading Perez for a long time now but this comment is one of the best I´ve read.
This can´t be true, I don´t get it as well. Really, I don´t get and won´t get it.
K says – reply to this

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REBECC IT WAS REALLY NASTY WHAT YOU WROTE - your no doubt american so it all makes sense.
Yanna says – reply to this

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She screams BIG MAC to me!…….she looks like Miss Piggy !
Inma says – reply to this

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Gummy smile. She looks like a bunny. Do Brits know about cosmetic dentristry?
Awful, what these people have to do to earn money. Can they go to school like the rest of mortals and get a normal job?
fg says – reply to this

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she looks like Esme from PASSIONS.
inthek says – reply to this

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Beatrice ahs been bashed recently in the britsh press because of some bikini shots that came out. Her mom is really good friends with Roberto Cavalli, so he has come out to her defense! I personally think its great. Bea is a normal girl, with a regular body and she is not afraid to put it out there….Good For Her…and good for Cavalli!
Amy says – reply to this

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What is this world coming to?Princess or not,that is one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen.The fashion industry must really be getting desperate.There is something about her that is just so unnatural,her face is kinda scary.Someone needs to correct this situation-n- fast !
Yep I says – reply to this

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She's an instant muse because she is a royal, rich and comes from an extremely powerful family. It has nothing to do with her or her looks/style.
Myzaree says – reply to this

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Re: J Simp –

LOL I was just going to say that.
lollit says – reply to this

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yeah it sucks… I thought Cavalli was good… I mean look : she's like Peggy the pink pig ! no… there MUST be a story there (Cavalli cannot innocently choose HER as a MUSE ; I guess she knows a terrible secret about him^^)
Lambof says – reply to this

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It's a bad pic, Perez. She's actually decent looking.
cc says – reply to this

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she really need to do something with her large teeth….
PipPip says – reply to this

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When asked to comment on the choice, her grandmother Elizabeth said: "Ask Elton John. He's the only British queen who might actually give a shit." OMFG!!!
edizz says – reply to this

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I think she is very pretty…
Curvy Women are Beautiful!!
i just dont think the body of a 15 year old boy with fake boobs is very sexy, and that is exactly what posh looks like…
Jill says – reply to this

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SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, CURVY, AND A LOVELY CHOICE!

AND THANK GOD SHE'S NOT POSH!
frank says – reply to this

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while i think posh is a disgusting pig-nosed little skank, beatrice is a whale beast and definitely NOT cavalli. i'm shocked and appalled. this is awful awful awful. hate it.
FLUFFY says – reply to this

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What a shame. You can't tell what she looks like because her stylist or make-up person should be drawn and quartered for painting the poor thing's face like that. Wait until Fergie sees this. She's gonna be royally pissed!!!
brit says – reply to this

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At least she's not some size 0 airhead- but still….
Buford says – reply to this

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Look at the size of her mouth! I bet she is real popular with the boys if you know what I men
loco_d says – reply to this

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she most likely screams CABALLO to me!!!!!
Robin says – reply to this

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Okay Perez, don't freak out but I think that Beatrice looks a little bit like YOU in drag! LOL
SammyUK says – reply to this

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Beatrice looks like an horse!

To be honest the Royals are a bunch of hangers on and the biggest spongers in Britain.
Alice says – reply to this

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I think it's a good choice. Despite what some of you are saying, she isn't actually classed as overweight, and I don't think she is fat. She is a really good representation of the average british woman's figure. She just has a normal figure! Some of the incredibly shallow people on here who don't seem to have no feelings don't realise that. x
bitch says – reply to this

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ew. she looks like a fat nicky hilton.
kissa says – reply to this

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she screams "shit" but not cavalli
uQUEEN says – reply to this

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OH, THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!
……………………………………….
THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A PICTURE OF YOU PEREZIOUS IN DRAG!!!!!!!!!!
jason says – reply to this

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her sister is would be so hot if she lots some fat. does anyone know how big k west's cock is?
lola says – reply to this

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I am British and I cant stand the Royal family, complete waste of tax payers money, did you hear today that she did 'work experience' in Selfridges but worked 3 hours a day with a secuirty guard with her at all times!! She should trying doing a honest propers day work once in her life!!
IvyLeagueBitch says – reply to this

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You picked the WORST pic of her! and in the most god-awful outfit and accessories. Actually, she isn't bad looking and is a young, fresh face
Mmeaty says – reply to this

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Except for the horrid makeup it's nice to see someone who could be a regular person. Not that this royal is, but she's closer to human than that grotesque walking wax figure/skeleton Posh.
lena says – reply to this

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well she is not that pretty but she is not ugly. But im def not feeling her with cavalli! and she doesn't have STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah what is she wearing?
vangoghmuse says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! Move over skinny bitches - we's got a real woman up in hea.
Micka says – reply to this

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She could be a bit slimmer - NOT like Posh, but her face would look prettier with 5 pounds off…Anyways, ANYBODY would make a better muse than that skanky Ho!!
zoomy says – reply to this

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What a morphed version of her parents.
coochi says – reply to this

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WEEEEE SNAAWWW WEEEEEEE SNAAWWW
May says – reply to this

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Well, since 'cavalli' actually means 'horses' in italian, who better than horse-faced Beatrice as a muse…
calamari says – reply to this

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awww, bless! she looks adorable! cute!
GOOD4H says – reply to this

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What's wrong? She's NORMAL! She's cute with some curves. It's about time high-end fashionista's look at normal people instead of stick-thin clothes-hangers. You go, girl!
Becks says – reply to this

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Don't pick on Posh. She is a NATURAL beauty! She can eat whatever she wants because she has such a high metabolism, she is a fashion goddess and she can sing like the best of them. We are the new royalty so deal with it yank and get down on your knees to worship us!
frank says – reply to this

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Re: Tony W – no. fuck off. fashion is fashion. and it's never going to be about fat ugly people.
GFY says – reply to this

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She screams pretty, normal and best of all healthy. She looks happy. She has great hair. This is the type of woman that designers SHOULD centre their collections around. Go Princess Bea. You're a beautiful girl and should ignore any snarky bitter types that say or imply otherwise.
Pretze says – reply to this

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I'd love to chew up her pantyhose's reinforced crotch panel!
PSR says – reply to this

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I think she would be prettier with out all of that eye makeup and the fake lashes. Great smile!
luvthm says – reply to this

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She is absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! AND she eats 2?!?!?! LOVE IT
lovehe says – reply to this

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Pounds and Pence…Pounds and Pence!
SammyUK says – reply to this

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Re: Alice –

I don't think she is fat but I think her and her family are a bunch of stuck up, lazy snobs who I and the rest of the UK have to pay for.
les u says – reply to this

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this is the girl who on her gap year travels with full security team paid for by the uk taxpayer , despite the fact her cousins the Princess Royal's children have never felt it necessary , their mother also insisted they did not have titles - both have very successful careers - very different story here though yet another over indulged spoilt rich kid - she took a work experience job at selfridges recently - working 3 hours a day as VIP Personal shopper - again she had full security team around her !!
Mirand says – reply to this

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No, what she screams is "I HAVE MASSIVE TEETH!"
sssss says – reply to this

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she looks like the girl from grounded for life….
Jessi says – reply to this

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Well, that's a terrible picture of her, but I've seen others where she looks really pretty. She's got beautiful red hair.
What's with those freakin' fake eyelashes, though? Those are awful.
bob says – reply to this

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She looks like a freaking lemur.
les u says – reply to this

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t was supposed to give Princess Beatrice a taste of the real world.

But it seems the 19-year-old’s work placement stint as a personal shopper in Selfridges has seen mollycoddled even more than her pampered customers.

The student, who is fifth in line to the throne, has been shielded and supervised by Selfridges staff and her own security - working a risible three hours a day.

A source said: ‘All the shoppers who made appointments with Beatrice were regulars at the store. No new customers were served by her.
Princess Beatrice Works at Selfridges - Daily Mail
‘Even the shoppers who had been using the service for a while were vetted by security to make sure no harm could come to the princess.

‘She wasn’t allowed to work on her own, and had the help of two assistants who helped her choose items for the customers.
blogis says – reply to this

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She looks like a pop-eyed chipmunk. Eew.
Ilaria says – reply to this

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she screams HOOKER to me, even if she's a princess…roberto had too much coke recently huh?

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