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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Ethan Hawke and his pregnant girlfriend, that whore who used to be his kid's nanny while he was married to Uma, are getting married very very soon.

"Ethan and Ryan [Shawhughes] are taking out their marriage license any day now," a source close to the couple confirms to us. "I wouldn't be surprised if they had the wedding this week!"

Thankfully now their child won't be a bastard.

But their mom is still a homewrecking slut!

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  1. Amanda says – reply to this


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    wow

  2. Amanda says – reply to this


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    yay I was first!! :D

  3. casey says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!



  4. 4

    :O 2nd!

  5. aggie says – reply to this


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    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS!!



  6. 6

    I never found him attractive.

  7. Joner says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  8. Horny says – reply to this


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    1st bitches

  9. Gwen says – reply to this


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    Sure good luck to em!

  10. kriste says – reply to this


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    meow :]

  11. Jill says – reply to this


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    EW. He did not age well

  12. lita says – reply to this


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    hgnhgfn

  13. vane says – reply to this


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    yeap!!!!

  14. yarely says – reply to this


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    wow… okay.

  15. LJE says – reply to this


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    His skin is melting off of his face. what is he, 70? 76?



  16. 16

    That's not very nice, perez.

  17. tinks says – reply to this


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    nasty bitch

  18. maryre says – reply to this


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    first?

  19. angie says – reply to this


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    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS

    DAVID ARCHULETA = THE BEST VOICE, VERY HUMBLE AND LATINO!

    JASON CASTRO = MUSICIAN, SONGWRITER, CHARM, HOTTIE AND LATINO!

    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS

    DAVID ARCHULETA = THE BEST VOICE, VERY HUMBLE AND LATINO!

    JASON CASTRO = MUSICIAN, SONGWRITER, CHARM, HOTTIE AND LATINO!
    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS

    DAVID ARCHULETA = THE BEST VOICE, VERY HUMBLE AND LATINO!

    JASON CASTRO = MUSICIAN, SONGWRITER, CHARM, HOTTIE AND LATINO!
    DAVID ARCHULETA & JASON CASTRO ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN IDOLS

    DAVID ARCHULETA = THE BEST VOICE, VERY HUMBLE AND LATINO!

    JASON CASTRO = MUSICIAN, SONGWRITER, CHARM, HOTTIE AND LATINO!

  20. KWAI3 says – reply to this


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    Ew, what happened?

  21. natali says – reply to this


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    hottie

  22. tink says – reply to this


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    nasty bitch

  23. joe says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES

  24. Secret says – reply to this


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    yuck!

  25. Jennif says – reply to this


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    Homewrecker's are the worst kind of women out there. I just hope what they say about karma is true for these women and the adulterers as well.

  26. Keep i says – reply to this


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    Perez! You don't even know this girl and you are calling her a whore and a slut??? Come on! It takes two to tango! You are the last person to be so fucking judgemental!

  27. julie says – reply to this


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    Why would you call an innocent child that?

  28. cheerb says – reply to this


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    he is ugly. rough in the face, hope he has a big dick to compensate.

  29. Shakir says – reply to this


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    You have to laugh when Ethan said that the reason his marriage to Uma broke down was not due to his cheating. Any marriage can be fixed until that point. That is where the line is drawn. He is in delusion.

  30. cindy says – reply to this


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    hahaha. youre great perez.

    eww i hate him for doing that to uma

  31. You su says – reply to this


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    What the fuck is up with you worrying if people's kids will be bastards?? I don't care if your parents were married when you were born…YOU are a bastard regardless.

  32. rogger says – reply to this


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    Lol that wont last

    Kimbo Slice vs James Thompson Fight

    www.mmanewz.com

  33. callie says – reply to this


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    yo yo

  34. V says – reply to this


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    Why is it so improtant that their child not be born a bastard? is this the 1950's and no-body told me?

  35. JT says – reply to this


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    Phag!

  36. k says – reply to this


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    perez you are mean!!!!!!! I hate you..

  37. s says – reply to this


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    what an idiot…. Uma is a goodess

  38. trash says – reply to this


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    he is a skanky piece of trash. i cant stand a man who cheats on his wife another one i cant stand is brad pitt he is dirty too even though he and whorelina are trying to save the world.

  39. yeah says – reply to this


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    ok

  40. sunsta says – reply to this


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    Didn't Anjelina Joli do the same thing to Jennifer Aniston? Except all the kids in the Joli-Pitt household are bastards, non?

  41. robin says – reply to this


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    He used to look so much better when he was with Uma. She has gotten better looking as she ages. Ethan looks like trash and his girlfriend looks so trashy with her tattoos. He really fucked up his marriage with Uma. He will never have another classy woman like Uma. I bet he like Ryan Phillipe regret what they have done.

  42. MmHmm says – reply to this


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    Wonder why Michelle Obama's been missing lately? She's been preparing for the "Whitey" tape to drop on Wednesday.

  43. Anothe says – reply to this


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    You only wish you could be the 'home wrecking slut' of the Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer relationship!

  44. julio says – reply to this


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    Wait-this lady is a homewrecking slut, and their kids are bastards if they don't get married? Why so harsh on them, and not the rest of Hollywood who live by these "standards"?

  45. sunsta says – reply to this


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    Didn't Anjelina Joli do the same thing to Jennifer Aniston? Except all the kids in the Joli-Pitt household are bastards, non?

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    Oh - and we celebrate these adulterers as if they're royalty. How quickly we forget…

  46. WHORES says – reply to this


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    SO I SEE ANGELINA HOLIE AND THIS RYAN HOE ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON THEN,

    RIGHT PEREZ

  47. grinch says – reply to this


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    No, why is he doing this to us?
    I love him, and won't accept this! ^^

  48. JJ says – reply to this


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    amazing that you, perez, put angelina on a "pedestal" when she did the same thing! wtf?

  49. Ona says – reply to this


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    Re: sunsta – EXACTLYYYYYY…

  50. anon says – reply to this


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    Re: sunsta – Exactly what I was thinking! Wasn't Billy Bob Thornton living Laura Dern when he married Angelina?

  51. rodeo says – reply to this


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    Perez, she isn't a "homewrecker" at all. He didn't leave Uma for her. Uma LEFT HIM when she found out he was having sex with another woman (who wasn't her). She was some model from Canada or something. Get your facts straight.

  52. Pietro says – reply to this


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    Gosh, Perez, don't hold back on your hate of the girlfriends. Jeez, such terrible words. Since Ethan and Una can have a civil relationship as exes, I am sure you can try your best to wish them well and stop your coarse and defaming slurs. I am sure she is a fine person. If she isn't, it is none of our business. Congrats to the happy couple, I hope it works out, and just ignore all the trash talk and live your lives. Ethan has more talent in his ear lobe than Perez has in his entire dye-jobbed body.

  53. Tired says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez!! If that Nanny is a homewrecking slut then Angelina Jolie is too. She slept with Brad before he broke it off with Jennifer and Angelina was pregnant before Brad's and Jen's divorce was even final. How much more proof do you need. Can you say HYPOCRITE!!!

  54. jill says – reply to this


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    Who is this guy?

  55. Svedka says – reply to this


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    Then all the Jolie Pitt kids are bastards. I am done with this site. This place is almost worse than JJ.

  56. Helen says – reply to this


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    Why is the Nanny's fault? Was she married? No…I believe she was single and Ethan was the one who threw his vows out the window and cheated on his wife! I hate it when the "other woman" always gets the blame.

  57. betch says – reply to this


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    I actually saw this loser at LaGuardia once over in NY, they flew coach (yeah thats right when you cheated on uma you lost yo' money), plust they lost their bags, he was there with that fug nanny and his kids. Karma is a bitch!

    P.S- he was very cranky!!! I asked him for an autograph, with a please and a thank you at the end, and he didn't say one word! I understand his bags were missing but so were like 50 people's!

  58. joaqui says – reply to this


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    What a bastard, Uma is so nice

  59. WRONG! says – reply to this


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    YOU ARE WRONG PEREZ. WHAT DETERMINES WHETHER A KID IS A BASTARD IS WHEN HE WAS CONCEIVED, NOT WHETHER HIS PARENTS ARE MARRIED WHEN HE WAS BORN. THEREFORE ETHAN HAWKES KID IS A BASTARD, JUST LIKE JESSICA ALBA IS A BITCH AND HER KID IS A BASTARD. SO QUIT SPREADING LIES PEREZ!!!!!

  60. double says – reply to this


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    Come on, Perez! For real? Yet AngieJo is a "saint" and incredible mother. Puleeze!!! She also stole a man from someone who was still married and she also produced a "bastard" (your words not mine) rather quickly during her homewrecking relationship and now she's about to deliver 2 more! She is STILL not married to her stolen man. To each his own but don't bash someone for the same damn thing you praise another for…get real!!

  61. natash says – reply to this


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    omg!!!!!!!!!!! i was getting my marriage license this morning with my fiance and i saw him!!! i didn't even realize! i was like 'that dude looks like ethan hawke!!' and then they got up and i was 'like woah that girl is way preggers' actually i said 'hella preggers' cuz i thought it was funny. but no way! i saw them. they sounded like they were definitely coming back tomorrow to finish it off. they were asking questions like so we have to wait a full 24 hours….
    crazy!

  62. fuzibu says – reply to this


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    ever see pictures of them together? they look miserable.
    poor baby.

  63. Lindsa says – reply to this


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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: why is it always the "other woman's" fault? What about the piece of shit man who couldn't keep his dick in his pants???

  64. Zofia says – reply to this


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    Perez you really seem to hate women, why you call this nanny a slut when bigger slut was Ethan, she wasn't married when she got with him and HE was. He is a WHORE! You really hate women!
    And calling a child a BASTARD, are you kidding?! What is wrong with you?!

  65. Joce says – reply to this


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    I wish you'd start watching what you say about women. Its not a simple case like Jen and Brad. Angelina caused that to happen with her chapped lips and bony butt..

    But I have always seen Uma as a VERY cold woman. maybe a bit too cold. Its also convenient that they split when shes starting to jump start her career and is snugglin with Fug Tarantino…….

    HE cheated on her, and in my opinion SHE cheated on him too!

    This should be a lesson to all celeb moms by the way.

    THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADEL IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD.
    men find maternal women more attractive…..duh. cause they're simpletons.



  66. 66

    Boy you guys are R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D!!! To be a homewrecker, you wreck a REAL home, not a pseudo relationship like the one Brad had with Jen (they were on the outs the minute she signed that movie deal and deicided to back out of having babies). So stop compairing Angelina and this Nanny. anywho. Uma Thurman is a busted ass bitch anyway. The FUG rubbed off of her and onto Ethan. Poor Ethan.

  67. Chubbe says – reply to this


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    Perez! You can be such a mean bitch sometimes. It takes two to have an affair. Stop blaming it all on the nanny!! Ethan Hawke was the married one and the one who cheated. Call him the slut or pig bastard that he is!!!

    You should keep your misogyny in check!



  68. 68

    Shame Shame on Ethan (shakes finger at him), well this wonderful marriage will last 2 years. Ethan needs Inga to pay him a visit with her strap on & bitch slap him for what he did to Uma. And his ho of a new wife needs to keep her peek-a-cho on her pants. Dirty Dirty Bitch!

  69. Nancy says – reply to this


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    Perez! STOP SAYING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, I am a major fan but you need to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. samant says – reply to this


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    What do you know about home wreckers? Weren't you kissing a guy that had a girlfriend?
    Oh, but he started it. Well, well…

    I'm not sure, but sounds to me as if your daddy used to sleep around too…
    Some anger there? Get over it, people make mistakes and they pay for it or they realize that the original marriage wasn't working, or, or, or, so many options. I know this site is about being superficial, dumb and judgmental, but I think I'm starting to look through you… Me imagino tu familia…Ay, que desastre….

  71. amy says – reply to this


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    This guy is such a jerk….I live in Woodstock, NY and when he and Uma were married with the little girl, I believe, they would be around town here and there….once Christmas Eve, I was with MY baby and it was mobbed in the middle of a Christmas Eve town bash…my daughter started to cry because the mob became very tight and crowded and I needed to find my way out…I asked if people could move so I could get out and ETHAN was there with his daughter and he was the nastiest person, yelling that I was annoying and getting in the way of his view of the Christmas tree….I finally recognized him and was in shock that he would be so unkind………BIG JERK!

  72. kendra says – reply to this


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    He's nasty! Z-List, Perez, for sure! And that bitch is totally a home-wrecking slut, you are so right!

    I love Uma. I hope she marries someone hot. Better-looking than this nasty mess!

    Thanks for the post. Glad to know you feel the same way I do.

  73. j says – reply to this


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    Didn't saint angelina do the same thing.. she not only helped break up Brad and Jen but she also hooked up with Billy Bob while laura Dern was PREGNANT with his child… but she's a freaking saint??? And isn't the reason that her and her father were on the outs is because he cheated on her mother?? i know she does alot of good in the world but she hasn't always been such a goodie goodie.. she has also admitted to using herion

  74. gloria says – reply to this


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    The person in the marriage is equally responsible. Adultery is no small thing, especially when you have kids. Loved that Uma was honest on Oprah when she talked about it–it's heartbreaking. And Angelina did get involved with Billy Bob when he was engaged to Laura Dern so she's a liar when she says she would never have an affair with a married man. I don't get the Angelina adulation and never will. They both call so much attention to their do-gooding it's insufferable–unlike celebs like Tiger Woods who actually gives more money.

  75. brainw says – reply to this


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    of course…it's always the fault of a homewrecking whore ..you're really a misogynist asshole…boring



  76. 76

    He was so cute back in the day, he has NOT aged well. Also, I cannot believe he philandered with that woman, he was married to the Goddess Uma Thurman, and he had a wandering eye for…that?

  77. Meliss says – reply to this


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    Robin Williams' soon-to-be former wife, Marsha, was also his kids nanny while he was married to wife #1!

  78. you ar says – reply to this


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    what the fuck is wrong with you. you ask people not to judge you because you are gay and you are a freakin male chauvenist PIG. it is the person that takes the VOWS who is the biggest peice of shit. no external party wrecks a home. the two parties who are married are responsible for working on their marriage and staying faithful. THEY are the ones who WRECK their homes. Call them sluts if you want= but they are not homewreckers. GET A CLUE!!

  79. Hyde says – reply to this


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    …and their fathe ris a cheating bastard. Your misogyny is showing, Perez.

  80. marie says – reply to this


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    damn what is it with married men with kids and the nanny??!!

  81. Powers says – reply to this


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    So, you're calling my beautiful 2 week old son a bastard child???? Thankfully the rest of the world isn't as hateful as you. Ignorant jack-ass.

  82. Eric says – reply to this


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    I don't like the guy at all. That said, I'm pretty sure this girl isn't the one he had the affair with during his marriage to Uma. He cheated on Uma w/ some low-end model in Canada, during a film. This nanny entered the picture later, after the marriage was kaput. Again, I don't like him at all - Uma rocks, and he totally disrespected their vows, their family, and their dignity by parading around with that Canadian home-wrecking skank. Nonetheless, the current baby-momma is not the homewrecking skank. She's just the revised skank.

  83. Svedka says – reply to this


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    Re: STEPHANIE!!!
    Learn to spell. Clearly you spelling out "retarded" makes you in the range of 13-15. Adultery is adultery. Plain and simple. Doesn't matter if things are sour. AND, what is this 1950? The only way you can keep a man is to have a baby??? You have a lot of growing up to do. Babies don't make a marriage.
    Look around! My guess is you are bopping your married teacher for the "A" and don't want to feel guilty about it.

  84. Queen says – reply to this


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    And so what does this make Ethan???? You called the nanny a slut. He didn't have anything to do with this? Come on, it takes two to tango.

  85. AJisaH says – reply to this


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    huh strange how perez calls her a homewrecker and not AJ … is he being paid by her camp?? uma is so lucky her husband was a loser and cheated like brad … now she can be with a real man

  86. dr. ps says – reply to this


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    Re: Powers – sweetheart, it's just a word - a word in the dictionary with a definition: bas·tard –noun 1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child. doesn't have to be hateful - it's just a fact. his parents aren't married. do you disagree? you decide if that bothers you. if you don't care, then don't worry if anyone else does. if you do, then get married. but, why are you hating on the world for a word that's existed long before you were born? your son is going to pick up on your feelings about this, not perez's. be careful.

  87. karen says – reply to this


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    lay off that chick, Perez. If Ethan wasn't such a slime his home wouldn't be wrecked

  88. Meg says – reply to this


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    takes two to tango, she didn't force herself on him. he's a ho too

  89. ACK says – reply to this


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    Jesus, WTF happened.

  90. CHANNE says – reply to this


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    So Ryan is a homewrecking slut, but Angelina Jolie is a saint? What is the fucking diference Perez? At least this two wll be married and, as you said, their child will not be a bstard. Funny, Brad and Jolie already will have 6 bastards soon.- But you said shit about it.

    I give you 15 minutes more of fame. No more than that.- Enjoy them!

  91. luvsit says – reply to this


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    hes sexy, too bad hes such an asshole

    team uma

  92. MomV4 says – reply to this


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    Maybe she was more of a Mom than Uma Thurman? When do you EVER see photos of her with her kids???????????? Dudes/Fathers tend to naturally drift to the more maternal female, especially if they have children! xo

    p.s. Even if—the maternal one is a dog, and I don't know about Ethan's. xo

    p.p.s. Was Rob Lowe's present wife ever his nanny? LOL

  93. Shocke says – reply to this


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    Um…I think you owe all the women that visit your site an apology before we start boycotting. I won't reiterate what everyone above me said…I think it's obvious…wow, I can't believe you can be such a naive hater.

  94. deb says – reply to this


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    call her names, I guess, but also, maybe he's just a cheating cock



  95. 95

    Absolute loser. Who in their right mind would cheat on Uma?



  96. 96

    That sucks for Uma…she must feel pretty stupid…I couldn't imagine my baby daddy marrying my nanny…although, back to the broke thing…I could never afford a nanny….maybe when I win Powerball!

  97. drea says – reply to this


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    Backward thinking there, Pet. There are many families out there who cannot marry - and some who wouldn't endorse 'marriage' if they could. Using the term 'bastard' to refer to a child born out of wedlock doesn't fit what some of us are fighting for. A parents choice shouldn't reflect on their children. And, the choice whether to have a child in or out of wedlock is just that… a choice. Marriage, as far as family goes, is just a visual commitment to that family. *snorts* As far as the government goes, that's whole 'nother deal.

  98. anonym says – reply to this


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    Slut! I hope he screws YOUR nanny too! Karma's a bitch :P

  99. YES SO says – reply to this


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    FINNALLY HE SPEAKS TRUTHS!!

  100. Vavava says – reply to this


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    I know Ryan and she's one of the sweetest, coolest, smartest girls in Chelsea. You would love her, Perez.

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