Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds cry...
From Drumpf meeting with the Obamas, being sworn in, his first address at POTUS, and yes, the D-list performances -- we've rounded up all the viral moments for you (below)!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Ethan Hawke and his pregnant girlfriend, that whore who used to be his kid's nanny while he was married to Uma, are getting married very very soon.
"Ethan and Ryan [Shawhughes] are taking out their marriage license any day now," a source close to the couple confirms to us. "I wouldn't be surprised if they had the wedding this week!"
Thankfully now their child won't be a bastard.
But their mom is still a homewrecking slut!
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