How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Dear Doctor magazine????
Uhmmm…
Well, she may be on the C-list, but at least Jessica Simpson is promoting a good cause!
Posted: June 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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well not a c list
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shit, when you're 1 step closer to the d-list..
ewww
you don't say it delicately….what the hell is jessica simpson doing having anything that deals with the word doct.
She's worked with Operation Smile for several years…
the photoshopping of her chin is horrible.
first!!!!!! wherever that means! any ways..perez u r so cool man! but give jess a break..the girl is triying and to keep trying in hollywood after a few bombs is commendable…dont u think!? keep goin perez!
Yep 2nd! w00t!
I'm sure it's stock art…you BUY pictures of celebrities for a flat rate. Most small magazines use this method. Idiot.
You're such a dick Perez It's for a good cause, and to help raise awarness and money for kids…. it's not like she posed for it… but at least she looks nice
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DON'T BE SUCH A DOUCHE PEREZ……..GIVE HER A BREAK. IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE! YOU ARE BEING SUCH A BITCH!
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haha loser! 2nd?
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She is goreous. She is doing it for a good cause. Why is it we build up celebrities just to tear them down. She's trying to do good and there is nothing wrong with that.
Please Perez she is not doing it for a good cause she is doing it for herself, Joe Simpson and Money!!!
it's just so bizarre that you can criticize people for the things they do — when most of the time they are not even worthy of criticism. Look at what you do! You do nothing that any normal person would be proud of!
don't know her personally of course…but this is a cool cause. what happened to her career? it was smokin' hot a couple of years ago. well, she is no madonna of course.
How about a nose job as payment?
***you just buy the image on getty or corbis or from whatever promotional materials her publicist has… its an escalating rate by circulation… she probably doesn't even know she's on the cover. THINK PEOPLE, THINK.
Did you pay any attention to everything else on the cover of the magazine??? Do you see the word "Dentistry" beside her head and the heading, "This is a Patient Education Magazine written by DENTAL PROFESSIONALS?" Since she's the Youth Ambassador for Operation Smile, it makes perfect sense for her to be on the cover. Please, go find some real news or dirt about celebrities. This is boring. You can do better.
operation smile indeed, didn't she go on a safari when she was supposed to be doing project smile duties in Africa, remember that one?
She is just so pretty. Nothing wrong with helping kids!!
She actually looks really beautiful in that photo…must be a good angle/photoshop.
G O R G E O U S G I R L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That picture of her is sooo OLD! I think it was actually a CosmoGirl cover!
Actually, if you go to the deardoctor website you will see how many other celebs are on prior covers.
he's an idiot, but look how you all flock to comment. That's all he needs to inflate his ego and inflate his wallet!!!!!!!!
SHE'S DOING THAT FOR A GOOD CAUSE
better than some other celebs who dont give a shit.
she looks gorgeousss!!!!!!!!!!!
You've GOT to ease up on this girl, man!
she is beautiful and she has an amazing voice!!!!
Carrie Underwood and Sheryl Crow have both been on this magazine, along with other celebrities. At least they support a good cause. Do reason to bash them. Even A-list celebrities sometimes have their photos on "lesser known" ads, nothing wrong with that
At least she looks beautiful on the cover.
Re: jane – ummm…but you flocked to comment also…most of the comments on here are defending Jessica Simpson and not meant to be negative like your comment
Well I can DEF tell that this pic hasn't been retouched….
haha ridiculous
WORD IS SHE LOVES ANAL - AND HER ANAL BLEECHING ADVICE WOULD BE ABOUT THE ONLY THING SHE COULD CONTRIBUTE TO THIS MAGAZINE !!!! STUPID DUMBFUCK REDNECK !!!!
she looks pretty
Beautiful cover. This is 4 a good cause. Leave her alone u fat pig!
What is it with everyone hating on Jessica Simpson??? She has a beautiful voice (unfortunately, not one that sells cd's) she is gorgeous…. why be hating??? Cuz she played on MTV and made lotsa money, divorced a guy who was way too into himself, dating a football player who happens to be hot…. WOW, she really is a b*tch… She has never done anything offensive publicly and everyone hates on her… I think its just jealousy and too bad… I don't think she ruined her reputation, I think its all the haters….
what planet are you living on jessica simpson on the c-list
she looks awesome!!
She looks lovely..as always!
Perez you are ridiculous when it comes to her. First, you bash her because "Tony dumped her"..um which he didn't. Then you bash her new song..which is doing great! Now this..you need to stop! She doesn't do anything wrong..in illegal terms. She doesn't do drugs & like so many she has never been to rehab. She's one of the FEW teen pop singers of our generation who hasn't given in to temptations. She's a lovely girl! Sometimes she takes bad pics but hey she's NOT perfect & NO ONE is! I love her & everything she's done..so back off! Your website is just a place everyone can talk about "famous" people to make themselves better. If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say ANYTHING at all. You could use this site for so much better things..like reporting only on the good celebs are doing instead of trying to bring them down. Grow up..please.
She's a no talent C lister but she is smart enough to make her money with endorsements & stay out of trouble. I give her that.
again why do we hate jessica? i mean she is kind it slow but there is nothing wrong with that! i guess……..but PEREZ DONT BE MEAN! the gurl she working ( at least she is not a slut like some other celebrities ) im just saying
PEREZ U DIDN'T MENTION THAT JESS JUST MADE CHART HISTORY ON COUNTRY BILLBOARD……………..FUNNY THAT
Give it a rest perez it really is old & of course you wouldn't want to comment about her breaking history today with her new song that is climbing the charts would you. That would be too human of you towards Jessica.
THis also is a wonderful cause & good fro Jessica but again you wouldn't realize the goodness of another human being would you??
Get a life & fast!!
Re: katie –
Worked my ass, you calling going to Africa and giving hungry kids candy bars work. Or is it working by only doing photo-ops and then acting like a diva
Still Love her…………….
PEREZ U DIDN'T MENTION THAT JESSICA JUST MADE CHART HISTORY ON COUNTRY BILLBOARD…………….FUNNY THAT
She is an amazing person and she is beautiful give her a break people… At least she cares about other people most people these days are too wrapped up in themselves to consider the needs of anyone else so back off
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Jessica Simpson is A-LIST!!! She is a talented actress singer and fashion designer, she made over 300 mill on her Jessica Simpson fashion line bitches!!!
she's a fucking cunt
PEREZ ROCKS!!! JESSICA LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. JESSICA ROCKS TOO FOR HELPING OTHERS.
she does have nice teeth
and its good shes atleast attempting to do something for others
even if secretly she could care less
C list???!!! That was awfully generous of you. I expect to see her sprawled out on the hood of a low-rider in an E. LA car show.
Ewwww….I just don't like Jessica. Team Nick forever
And I like her sister way better than her.
Just as long as they slide up into her gums when she has her mouth around me. I can help her keep them pearly white too.
jessica simpson how pretty is she?
a very good cause.
atleast she isnt modeling for somethingg unexpected and unapetizing,
not that smiles are appetizing
but atleast shes modeling for somethingg not gross
but shss pretty atleast,
hah
ps, ILOVEYOU PEREZ:)
Oh this must be this whore's cunt reconstruction follow up human interest story! I can here how the story would start: After years of casual fucks and numerous vaginal diseases Jessica Simpson has finally decided to have that gash called her vaginal cavity resurfaced! So nasty….I just hate her….
Lena #46 and the rest of you, I'll tell you why no one likes her. It is because of her father first and foremost. He ran/runs/will always run her life. When she married Lachey HE was the famous one, and she was a little known singer just breaking into the biz. She was pretty and so totally freakin' stupid that she became a fantasy fuck and got popular.
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She has a voice, ok, I'll give you that .. but the girl has no professional training, and couldn't perform well enough to qualify for a middle school talent show, voice or not.
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We want her to fail because we want to knock Joe down. She's simply collateral damage.
You idiot! You're always trying to slam her. She's one of the ambassadors/spokespersons for Operation Smile, and sponsors advertise in this publication.
I remember on Newlyweds she told Nick that she didn't brush her teeth and she never went to the dentist. Then she had to have a root canal! Hypocrite. Ha, ha.
I'll play doctor with her
Yes, tjdunn. She said she was sick and only showed up one day for Operation Smile, but then spent three days on a safari.
Great photoshop job on this too.
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As a Registered Dental Hygienist, I think it is great she is promoting a good cause for children's dental health. On the other hand, I remember an episode of the Newlyweds when she went to see her dentist for a toothache and almost needed root canals in several teeth because she neglected her own dental health for years knowing she had decay. She even laughed about it. Hmm and she is on the cover of this magazine?
Operation Smile is a pretty cool thing. This is just about the coolest thing a person could do.
she's the ambassador and is doing it for a good cause. since when do you have to be a popular celebrity to promote a good cause?
lame gossip.
What happened? Did Jennifer Tilly turn it down?
well, in Jessica's defense, it WAS Carrie Underwood last month.
What do you mean promoting a good cause; you mean exploiting a good cause with her own selfish intentions.
Has it occurred to any of you dimwads that maybe people don't like her because she is an unintelligent, selfish, arrogant, righteous fool with very little talent to speak of? The fact that she has become 'successful' for being a brainless slob is a slap in the face to all the well-educated professionals who work their asses off every day and will never see a quarter of the money she makes every year. Being blond and stupid and willing to sell it on MTV should not make you a role model. She supports this charity because it makes her look good. So get your heads out of her asses and stop shitting on people who don't like her - you have your opinion, we have ours. Get over yourselves.
PS: If you don't like what Perez posts, stop reading! Last I looked it was his site, not yours.
She's not a C-list Perez. She's an A-list and you know it bitch!
And the cover is pretty good!!
Re: grus –
Why assume that she's exploiting it? You just don't like her, your oppinion on her motives means nothing. Biased fuckwit.
1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
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2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES
for 2 years in a row.
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3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first
launched.
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4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for
highest debut by a solo country artist.
1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
.
2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
.
3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
.
4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.
1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
.
2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
.
3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
.
4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.
.
.
1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
.
2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
.
3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
.
4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.
You fat ass Jessica is the best celeb out there
STOP TRASHING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
they at least have a good airbrushing budget….she looks good!
screw you daddies little play thing,grow up bitch,stop acting like a little kid,no guy will ever stay with this superficial bitch,they all dump the bitch after they get a piece of ass from her.and sing bitch,hell no you suck i can not stand looking at this crooked nose stupid pig.have you been checked for s.t.d.s yet ?you sure give it up to any celeb that wants you .you are a no moral value skank.oh yea your acting sucks too.bitch
i love love love jessica!
shes so amazingly beautiful and its all natural too!
i wish i could look as good as her without make up lol
I REMEMBER THAT PHOTO!!!!! =O
IS NOT RECENT…IT WAS USED FOR THE COSMO GIRL ISSUE OF 2004
wow!!! I even have that magazine in my house!!!