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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

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Dear Doctor magazine????

Uhmmm…

Well, she may be on the C-list, but at least Jessica Simpson is promoting a good cause!

84 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

  1. joe!! says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. niamh says – reply to this


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    =]
    well not a c list

  3. eo says – reply to this


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    2nd

  4. katie says – reply to this


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    shit, when you're 1 step closer to the d-list..

  5. rachey says – reply to this


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    ewww

  6. oh says – reply to this


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    you don't say it delicately….what the hell is jessica simpson doing having anything that deals with the word doct.

  7. katie says – reply to this


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    She's worked with Operation Smile for several years…

  8. mi says – reply to this


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    the photoshopping of her chin is horrible.

  9. justin says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!! wherever that means! any ways..perez u r so cool man! but give jess a break..the girl is triying and to keep trying in hollywood after a few bombs is commendable…dont u think!? keep goin perez!

  10. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Yep 2nd! w00t!

  11. kate says – reply to this


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    I'm sure it's stock art…you BUY pictures of celebrities for a flat rate. Most small magazines use this method. Idiot.

  12. me says – reply to this


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    You're such a dick Perez It's for a good cause, and to help raise awarness and money for kids…. it's not like she posed for it… but at least she looks nice

  13. AMY says – reply to this


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    DON'T BE SUCH A DOUCHE PEREZ……..GIVE HER A BREAK. IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE! YOU ARE BEING SUCH A BITCH!
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  14. cindy says – reply to this


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    haha loser! 2nd?

  15. perez says – reply to this


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    www.jezebel.com

  16. Megan says – reply to this


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    She is goreous. She is doing it for a good cause. Why is it we build up celebrities just to tear them down. She's trying to do good and there is nothing wrong with that.

  17. Pleeze says – reply to this


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    Please Perez she is not doing it for a good cause she is doing it for herself, Joe Simpson and Money!!!

  18. tom says – reply to this


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    it's just so bizarre that you can criticize people for the things they do — when most of the time they are not even worthy of criticism. Look at what you do! You do nothing that any normal person would be proud of!

  19. cyrus says – reply to this


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    don't know her personally of course…but this is a cool cause. what happened to her career? it was smokin' hot a couple of years ago. well, she is no madonna of course.

  20. AW says – reply to this


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    How about a nose job as payment?

  21. editor says – reply to this


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    ***you just buy the image on getty or corbis or from whatever promotional materials her publicist has… its an escalating rate by circulation… she probably doesn't even know she's on the cover. THINK PEOPLE, THINK.

  22. CaliGy says – reply to this


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    Did you pay any attention to everything else on the cover of the magazine??? Do you see the word "Dentistry" beside her head and the heading, "This is a Patient Education Magazine written by DENTAL PROFESSIONALS?" Since she's the Youth Ambassador for Operation Smile, it makes perfect sense for her to be on the cover. Please, go find some real news or dirt about celebrities. This is boring. You can do better.

  23. tjdunn says – reply to this


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    operation smile indeed, didn't she go on a safari when she was supposed to be doing project smile duties in Africa, remember that one?

  24. amy says – reply to this


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    She is just so pretty. Nothing wrong with helping kids!!

  25. Alexis says – reply to this


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    She actually looks really beautiful in that photo…must be a good angle/photoshop.

  26. jessis says – reply to this


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    G O R G E O U S G I R L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Lolita says – reply to this


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    That picture of her is sooo OLD! I think it was actually a CosmoGirl cover!

  28. Carrie says – reply to this


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    Actually, if you go to the deardoctor website you will see how many other celebs are on prior covers.

  29. jane says – reply to this


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    he's an idiot, but look how you all flock to comment. That's all he needs to inflate his ego and inflate his wallet!!!!!!!!

  30. loveuj says – reply to this


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    SHE'S DOING THAT FOR A GOOD CAUSE

    better than some other celebs who dont give a shit.

    she looks gorgeousss!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Cassie says – reply to this


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    You've GOT to ease up on this girl, man! :)

  32. Julie says – reply to this


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    she is beautiful and she has an amazing voice!!!!

  33. MI says – reply to this


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    Carrie Underwood and Sheryl Crow have both been on this magazine, along with other celebrities. At least they support a good cause. Do reason to bash them. Even A-list celebrities sometimes have their photos on "lesser known" ads, nothing wrong with that

  34. N says – reply to this


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    At least she looks beautiful on the cover.

  35. UmmOkk says – reply to this


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    Re: jane – ummm…but you flocked to comment also…most of the comments on here are defending Jessica Simpson and not meant to be negative like your comment

  36. Andrea says – reply to this


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    Well I can DEF tell that this pic hasn't been retouched…. :o haha ridiculous

  37. ANAL B says – reply to this


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    WORD IS SHE LOVES ANAL - AND HER ANAL BLEECHING ADVICE WOULD BE ABOUT THE ONLY THING SHE COULD CONTRIBUTE TO THIS MAGAZINE !!!! STUPID DUMBFUCK REDNECK !!!!

  38. Shelly says – reply to this


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    she looks pretty

  39. anna says – reply to this


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    Beautiful cover. This is 4 a good cause. Leave her alone u fat pig!

  40. Obviou says – reply to this


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    What is it with everyone hating on Jessica Simpson??? She has a beautiful voice (unfortunately, not one that sells cd's) she is gorgeous…. why be hating??? Cuz she played on MTV and made lotsa money, divorced a guy who was way too into himself, dating a football player who happens to be hot…. WOW, she really is a b*tch… She has never done anything offensive publicly and everyone hates on her… I think its just jealousy and too bad… I don't think she ruined her reputation, I think its all the haters….

  41. jen says – reply to this


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    what planet are you living on jessica simpson on the c-list

    she looks awesome!!

  42. Kayla* says – reply to this


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    She looks lovely..as always!
    Perez you are ridiculous when it comes to her. First, you bash her because "Tony dumped her"..um which he didn't. Then you bash her new song..which is doing great! Now this..you need to stop! She doesn't do anything wrong..in illegal terms. She doesn't do drugs & like so many she has never been to rehab. She's one of the FEW teen pop singers of our generation who hasn't given in to temptations. She's a lovely girl! Sometimes she takes bad pics but hey she's NOT perfect & NO ONE is! I love her & everything she's done..so back off! Your website is just a place everyone can talk about "famous" people to make themselves better. If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say ANYTHING at all. You could use this site for so much better things..like reporting only on the good celebs are doing instead of trying to bring them down. Grow up..please.

  43. Tasha says – reply to this


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    She's a no talent C lister but she is smart enough to make her money with endorsements & stay out of trouble. I give her that.

  44. lena says – reply to this


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    again why do we hate jessica? i mean she is kind it slow but there is nothing wrong with that! i guess……..but PEREZ DONT BE MEAN! the gurl she working ( at least she is not a slut like some other celebrities ) im just saying

  45. FUNNY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ U DIDN'T MENTION THAT JESS JUST MADE CHART HISTORY ON COUNTRY BILLBOARD……………..FUNNY THAT

  46. anonym says – reply to this


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    Give it a rest perez it really is old & of course you wouldn't want to comment about her breaking history today with her new song that is climbing the charts would you. That would be too human of you towards Jessica.
    THis also is a wonderful cause & good fro Jessica but again you wouldn't realize the goodness of another human being would you??

    Get a life & fast!!

  47. Keepin says – reply to this


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    Re: katie
    Worked my ass, you calling going to Africa and giving hungry kids candy bars work. Or is it working by only doing photo-ops and then acting like a diva

  48. Debra says – reply to this


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    Still Love her…………….

  49. JESS B says – reply to this


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    PEREZ U DIDN'T MENTION THAT JESSICA JUST MADE CHART HISTORY ON COUNTRY BILLBOARD…………….FUNNY THAT

  50. kla says – reply to this


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    She is an amazing person and she is beautiful give her a break people… At least she cares about other people most people these days are too wrapped up in themselves to consider the needs of anyone else so back off :) k .

  51. Jon says – reply to this


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    Jessica Simpson is A-LIST!!! She is a talented actress singer and fashion designer, she made over 300 mill on her Jessica Simpson fashion line bitches!!!

  52. tim says – reply to this


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    she's a fucking cunt

  53. LILY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ ROCKS!!! JESSICA LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. JESSICA ROCKS TOO FOR HELPING OTHERS.

  54. luvsit says – reply to this


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    she does have nice teeth

    and its good shes atleast attempting to do something for others

    even if secretly she could care less

  55. chicke says – reply to this


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    C list???!!! That was awfully generous of you. I expect to see her sprawled out on the hood of a low-rider in an E. LA car show.

  56. Erin says – reply to this


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    Ewwww….I just don't like Jessica. Team Nick forever :) And I like her sister way better than her.



  57. 57

    Just as long as they slide up into her gums when she has her mouth around me. I can help her keep them pearly white too.

  58. nadali says – reply to this


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    jessica simpson how pretty is she?
    a very good cause.
    atleast she isnt modeling for somethingg unexpected and unapetizing,
    not that smiles are appetizing
    but atleast shes modeling for somethingg not gross
    but shss pretty atleast,
    hah
    ps, ILOVEYOU PEREZ:)

  59. Brittn says – reply to this


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    Oh this must be this whore's cunt reconstruction follow up human interest story! I can here how the story would start: After years of casual fucks and numerous vaginal diseases Jessica Simpson has finally decided to have that gash called her vaginal cavity resurfaced! So nasty….I just hate her….

  60. PAPAJO says – reply to this


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    Lena #46 and the rest of you, I'll tell you why no one likes her. It is because of her father first and foremost. He ran/runs/will always run her life. When she married Lachey HE was the famous one, and she was a little known singer just breaking into the biz. She was pretty and so totally freakin' stupid that she became a fantasy fuck and got popular.
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    She has a voice, ok, I'll give you that .. but the girl has no professional training, and couldn't perform well enough to qualify for a middle school talent show, voice or not.
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    We want her to fail because we want to knock Joe down. She's simply collateral damage.

  61. Tonya says – reply to this


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    You idiot! You're always trying to slam her. She's one of the ambassadors/spokespersons for Operation Smile, and sponsors advertise in this publication.

  62. lj says – reply to this


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    I remember on Newlyweds she told Nick that she didn't brush her teeth and she never went to the dentist. Then she had to have a root canal! Hypocrite. Ha, ha.

  63. DrGood says – reply to this


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    I'll play doctor with her

  64. lj says – reply to this


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    Yes, tjdunn. She said she was sick and only showed up one day for Operation Smile, but then spent three days on a safari.



  65. 65

    Great photoshop job on this too.

  66. ME says – reply to this


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    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!
    DESPERATE HO!

  67. Mel says – reply to this


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    As a Registered Dental Hygienist, I think it is great she is promoting a good cause for children's dental health. On the other hand, I remember an episode of the Newlyweds when she went to see her dentist for a toothache and almost needed root canals in several teeth because she neglected her own dental health for years knowing she had decay. She even laughed about it. Hmm and she is on the cover of this magazine?

  68. mario says – reply to this


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    Operation Smile is a pretty cool thing. This is just about the coolest thing a person could do.

  69. cindy says – reply to this


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    she's the ambassador and is doing it for a good cause. since when do you have to be a popular celebrity to promote a good cause?

    lame gossip.

  70. Ian says – reply to this


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    What happened? Did Jennifer Tilly turn it down?

  71. chelse says – reply to this


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    well, in Jessica's defense, it WAS Carrie Underwood last month.

  72. grus says – reply to this


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    What do you mean promoting a good cause; you mean exploiting a good cause with her own selfish intentions.

  73. Shut u says – reply to this


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    Has it occurred to any of you dimwads that maybe people don't like her because she is an unintelligent, selfish, arrogant, righteous fool with very little talent to speak of? The fact that she has become 'successful' for being a brainless slob is a slap in the face to all the well-educated professionals who work their asses off every day and will never see a quarter of the money she makes every year. Being blond and stupid and willing to sell it on MTV should not make you a role model. She supports this charity because it makes her look good. So get your heads out of her asses and stop shitting on people who don't like her - you have your opinion, we have ours. Get over yourselves.
    PS: If you don't like what Perez posts, stop reading! Last I looked it was his site, not yours.

  74. MINE says – reply to this


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    She's not a C-list Perez. She's an A-list and you know it bitch!

    And the cover is pretty good!!

  75. hibnot says – reply to this


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    Re: grus

    Why assume that she's exploiting it? You just don't like her, your oppinion on her motives means nothing. Biased fuckwit.

  76. FACTS says – reply to this


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    1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
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    2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES
    for 2 years in a row.
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    3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first
    launched.
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    4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for
    highest debut by a solo country artist.

  77. FACTS says – reply to this


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    1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
    .
    2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
    .
    3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
    .
    4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.

  78. FACTS says – reply to this


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    1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
    .
    2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
    .
    3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
    .
    4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.
    .

  79. FACTS says – reply to this


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    .
    1) Jessica Simpson is A-LIST.
    .
    2) She was ranked in Forbes magazine's 100 MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES for 2 years in a row.
    .
    3) Her business line raked in a total of $300 million in sales since it was first launched.
    .
    4) Her latest single "Come On Over" just made a Billboard chart history for highest debut by a solo country artist.

  80. Sophie says – reply to this


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    You fat ass Jessica is the best celeb out there
    STOP TRASHING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. MsLove says – reply to this


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    they at least have a good airbrushing budget….she looks good!

  82. ashley says – reply to this


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    screw you daddies little play thing,grow up bitch,stop acting like a little kid,no guy will ever stay with this superficial bitch,they all dump the bitch after they get a piece of ass from her.and sing bitch,hell no you suck i can not stand looking at this crooked nose stupid pig.have you been checked for s.t.d.s yet ?you sure give it up to any celeb that wants you .you are a no moral value skank.oh yea your acting sucks too.bitch

  83. meagan says – reply to this


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    i love love love jessica!
    shes so amazingly beautiful and its all natural too!
    i wish i could look as good as her without make up lol

  84. Andrea says – reply to this


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    I REMEMBER THAT PHOTO!!!!! =O
    IS NOT RECENT…IT WAS USED FOR THE COSMO GIRL ISSUE OF 2004
    wow!!! I even have that magazine in my house!!!