Poppa Lohan vs. Orange Oprah: It's Getting Nastier!
Michael Lohan has re-opened his divorce case with Dina Lohan because she won't let him see the young Lohan tikes Cody, aged 11, and Aliana aged 14.
And, according to a new report, if Dina Lohan doesn't show up to Family Court today, Tuesday, to answer the claims, she faces "immediate arrest and imprisonment."
In court documents, Poppa Lohan charges Orange Oprah with drunkenness in the presence of the kids!!
She could probably argue the same (if not worse)!
Michael claims that Dina failed 15 of 29 times to bring the younger children to judge-ordered visits with him, supervised by a therapist.
On the April 8th session, he said O squared "arrived toward the end of the therapy session in a completely inebriated and erratic state."
Poppa says in the papers, "and I attended the session with the children as scheduled. During the session, Ali requested that I watch her puppy while she was away, which I happily agreed to do. Ali called [Dina] to eagerly relay my consent. [Dina], clearly intoxicated, became irate. Without reason, she told Ali that I could not watch the puppy and that it had to stay in a kennel."
At the April 15th session, Daddy Lohan discovered that she was 'exhausted' at the session because, "She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning. … She was spotted completely inebriated."
That's not all!
Michael throws some other doozies, "When it comes to our daughters, [Dina] has always viewed herself as a manager first, friend second, and mother third. Our younger daughter, Ali … has been cast in a movie and is recording an album. Dina, quite simply, views Ali as a bankable commodity. Dina is a wanna-be living off Lindsay's fame. I gave her everything so I could see my kids."
Dina's spokeswoman did not respond to requests for comment.
We'd be scared if we were Michael.
You don't fuck with Orange Oprah! She's probably gonna already put a hit out on his ass!
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The Lohan's are one effed up family!
ugh… this family needs to take a vacation from the so called "fame"
i like Emma Watson too, i can't believe she is 18 now… woow how great
She did show up to court though. Too bad..wouldve beenfunny to see her ass go to jail. TAPE THAT E!
DAMN ……GOOD FOR HIM !!!! GOLF CLAPS !!!!!
DID THESE TWO BUY U OUT PEREZ…..STOP REPORTING ABOUT THESE NOBODIES…THANK U
I have to agree with the Dad. Dina is a complete whack job and really needs to go away and get help. Her show that was suppose to show that they were"normal" just demonstrates how distorted their reality is and how sad it will be for those kids as they grow up and have no core values or sense of really matters in life.
2nd yes!
OFCOURSE ZAC EFRON IS GAY! IF HE WAS STRAIGHT HE WOULD HAVE DUMPED HUDGENS AFTER THE NUDE PHOTO SCANDAL!!!
Yeah it's prettty shameless the way Dina plays up to the cameras, I would be mortified if I were Ali, no wonder she's getting hated on in school and stuff .. Dina obviously only cares about herself ..In one episode a fire broke out in the house while she was at a party and she didnt bat a fucking eyelash..and her kids were in the house !!! fucking shameless cokewhore !!
every other report i read said they made progress and cleared things up. Like the official news channels. might want to check that perez.
its not fair if he got clean so he can see his kids and now Dina (drunk bitch) gets all control over them even if shes an unfit mother
how is Michael any better? This is the same guy who wanted a portion of Lindsay Lohan's income when he was in JAIL.
Does anybody even care about this? The whole family is nothing but fame crazy and will do anything to get into the media spotlight.
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I can't stand dina lohan's face. it looks almost photoshopped. her little weird torturous nose!!!
If they are divorced, why is Lohan still Dina's last name??? She wants to be famous, for what? Who cares about that ugly bitch
LiLo's mom is hideous. She reminds me of a cross between Michael Jackson and a Doctor Seuss character. LiLo is starting to look like her mother…. gross.
HE GAVE HER EVERYTHING? WTF - HE WAS A DRUGGIE AND IN JAIL!!!! IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE ONLY THING HE GAVE HER WAS A HEADACHE!
Oh this is just what the sportsfans want!!!!!!! A public pissing contest!!! Hahahaha. He's horrid, with many problems, but Dina is about the grossest, trashiest, (what's with the too long yellow friggin RINGLETS for a hairdo?) worst piece of shit as a mom I've ever seen.
Hey. Would someone please explain the OPRAH part of orange oprah? Like I get the orange part. But, she's not fat, she ain't rich, and her TV show sucks more ass than real Oprah's. So, what's the comparison?
Re: me – Correct! The nose is the worst. You can prolly always see nose hairs and boogers if you're near her. A real shitty plastic surgeon was around here!
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i really really just hate the mom.
she really is a wanne-be living off her kids, and i agree with everything he says. you can tell by just looking at her its true. unfrickebelievable.
i say he should get full custody, or they should take a break from fame and the children should live with their grandparents or someone else.
c'mon dina, we know your pu$$y is sagging to the floor. why you trying to get some play with youngens. your an old, smelly, dirty ass pig, i look at you and i want to grunt.
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How does he know all this if he doesnt see the kids or dina? this guys nuts. she didnt go to jail, he did.
Is it just me or does Dina look like a Post Op Tranny?
What a*holes the parents are. They both seem to see all the kids as a cash cow + investment to be cashed in, whenever. Both, failed actors. I feel bad for the kids. I hope that they all have someone out side of the family that they can trust.
That guy is a huge piece of trash. Dina is too. Problem is he spent years high as a kite and drunk whilst putting a beat on his ex wife, all the while witnessed by Linds and her older Bro. Guess Michael Hohan forgets that…..asswipe.
Is that Dina Lohan or an elderly Ellie Mae Clampett? What a hag!
Oh, please, DINA????? She is nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival..I would not fear her..She bluffs half the time because she does not know shit!!!! 35th
Stop paying these two grubs by printing their trailer park mugs at every opportunity. They should both shut up, obey the court, and get real jobs.
i love her soo much and i hope her show does really good cuz i kno that i watch it and its a pretty good show and i send all my love and support to her and her family!
-lyssa