Poppa Speaks: "Dina Lies!"
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan time!
Our favorite famewhoring father is at it again, with the second installment of his weekly blog for OK! magazine.
Says the ex-convict:
"Although I continue to have second thoughts about this blog, I am going to keep my word with OK!. And I'll continue to do so in a respectful way.
To that end, I thank, Mr. T, Mr. L, my attorney and friends for their advice.
I will however call it as I see it and speak from my heart, because "the truth", (which in essence is God) is what matters and I don't see a lot of it in this show.
What continues to frustrate me is the deception and hypocrisy. As a matter of fact, just this past week there were reports that Lindsay went to the hospital. My question is, if Dina is soooo worried about FALSE tabloid reports, why is it that her own camp lied about Lindsay being in the hospital to visit a friend, when truthfully, she had an asthma attack?
Is it so bad to say that Lindsay did have an asthma attack?Why not just be HONEST and not lie?
[Ed. Note: It was Lindsay's rep who initially said that the actress was visiting a friend. When OK! spoke to Dina last Friday night, she admitted that her daughter had suffered an asthma attack]
The frustration continues when I see my children surrounded by such unscrupulous people, who would rather party with Dina at a Boulevard Magazine party for Dina as "supermom" (that took place last year), than advise her race immediately home.
Does ego fit in here? To make matters worse, her brain surgeon of a wannabe bodyguard asks, "What the hell are they tawkin' bout?" Like he can't make sense that the house was on fire!!!!!
Is this how a "bear protects its cubs?"
Frankly, I would have driven or even flown immediately home, as we did on numerous occasions when the kids needed us!
As a matter of fact, while I was attending a Christening this weekend in Rockville Center, NY, I got a call that a guy who I had just gotten into rehab had left and was on his way to LaGuardia aiport.
Without question, Erin and I went to LaGuardia and stopped him from leaving. We bought him all new clothes, since he'd lost his, and by the grace of God and with the help of Southampton Mayor, Mark Epley who is also the Director of Seafield Center in Westhampton we were able to get this guy immediately place at his facility. This was for a stranger, so how much more should we do for our own children?!
On a more positive note, I have to say, the mask scene wasn't only suiting, but quite amusing, especially since everyone seems to be wearing one in one way or the other. And although Nana "Sullivan" puts one on, I am waiting for the others to take theirs off!
Speaking of masks, maybe next time Matt Sullivan or Paul Sullivan will appear and reveal themselves!
Until then, or next time, I will continue to hold back on the reins with hope of seeing some daylight.
Michael"
[Images via WENN.]



boo, you whore!
They ALL just need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
FIRST! and dina lohan is a famewhore
FIRST!!
what is this idiot rambling about? why do we care?
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What does it say on the picture Perez?? And who cares about this family anyway
poor guy
had to get it all off his chest lol
die dina die
the firtst page!
Dina Lohan is a horse-faced fame whore who is milking her kids for all they are worth. Ali looks like a tranny and has NO talent. Lindsay is a coke head lezzie with saddlebags and Michael needs plugs and needs a life. The only sane one is the boy but give it time.
PEREZ FUCK THE HATERS YOUR FABULOUS!
The first page!
I would be so pissed if I was famous and my dad was making a blog! WTF?!?!?
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
BUY CYNDI LAUPER NEW SINGLE: SAME OL´ STORY
I DONT LIKE THIS GUY HE IS AFTER MONEY I BET ANYTHING.
He's a DISGUSTING Father!
That right, kids….keep lapping this hate sh*t up. That's what makes the $$$ for Perezie and OK! and E! and Defamer and Superficial….blah, blah, blah.
I'm not going to lie, I watch "Living Lohan" and all because of Dina (bc let's admit it, she's insane, dislusional, crazy, irrational women) and its just like a trainwreck, you can't help but to watch….and Michael is just blogging what we all were thinking…I mean honestly, Dina was out partying and her son called her to tell her the house caught on fire and Dina's like "they handled well, I didn't have to rush home"…WTF???? Rush home and take care of your kids, not continue to drink and party way into the night….so yeah I like Michael's blog and if he's doing for the money then oh well…Dina's doing it for the money too….so its even…
I'm sick and tired of this family, she's having a lesbian affair and what?????
How many vikies did he pop before he went on that nonsequitor???? Those poor kids! How they aren't all on roof tops with M-16s is beyond me!!! To bad you only need a licenses to do important stuff like fish or drive….
There was no fire there was a smell from an outlet and it was (more than)taken care of. Nice Dad watches the show and get's caught up in the drama though.
Michael seems to be involved in life's oldest profession, of himself. You guys give him a platform. He uses it to declare his wonderfulness and humbling matter. Too bad all that religion wasted on someone who doesn't get the basic working points of organization…
Are you allowed to just steal someone's blog like that for your site?
Well I'm sorry,but he's just as shady as the rest of them.I mean he's making himself out to be a saint or good smaritian.When he's just as bad as the rest of them.I mean come on dude.Give it a break.Who are you fooling?He's just mad because Dinah Got the meal ticket and he didn't.I'm not sticking up for her by any means.I'm just saying he's no better than she is.I was reading that going OMG ~wank wank~ shut up.those kids have no chance with either of those two pathetic excuses for parents so he needs to just shut up.
how is their family SO pathetic??
it's so entertaining and hilarious
Loser Lohans strike again. And that photo above of LiLoLezbo nauseates met - what a complete insult to Marilyn Monroe. Nice fat thighs you have there LL.
what the hell is wrong with this guy. Hes insane. If this was my dad i would get a restraining order. He shouldnt be worrying about what people say. who gives a $*&#. Its sucks cuz lindsay has asked him to shut the F up and for some unknown reason he doesnt. id be so pissed off. way to make your daughters hate you. they dont even want to see his criminal ass!
even if he is blogging what WE are thinking, theres a difference, this is his family. You dont F your family over. even if he wants to screw dina over, the only person in this that it is hurting is his daughters….what a sad sad man
HOW IGNORANT, INARTICULATE, UNINTELLIGENT AND JUST PLAIN DUMB ARE THESE
PEOPLE???????? THAT WAS JUST A RAMBLING, SELF ABSORBED, PATHETIC PILE OF
TURD. IT HAS ALL THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY AND INSIGHT OF A TEENAGE
HAMSTER. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOW LIFE TRASH THOSE TWO PARENTS ARE. THEY
SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER AS THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER AND NOBODY ELSE
SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO EITHER OF THEM!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS!!!!!!!!! IF THOSE AREN'T THE BOOTS OF SOME SHADY WHITE
TRASH CHARLATAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!!!!
YAWN.
The whole Lohan fam has worn out their welcome.
REALLY.
Turns out Lelo's not so talented, her family is crazy (and verbal about it), and all they really seem to want is attention.
Group hug for the Lohan clan, please. They need it - bad.
Oh, and tell Pappa Lohan that Jesus doesn't save douchebags…
so basically he doesn't kno wat hes talkin about
Weight loss drugs do cause asthma attacks, and Lindsay has battled eating disorders before. Hope she gets well eventually!!
what a strange self promotion — he "saves" junkies who "lose" their clothes? the junkie ran away, he was at LGA (no clothes but $ for a plane tkt?)! he was almost free! can you imagine this lohan guy taking on his human projects, like he is a savior, a role model? fucking stalker of junkies!
Come out of the closet allready Lindsay! You and Samatha make the perfect couple. Both fugly and carpet munchers!!!
Yes, I am also soooo sick of that damn family too.
This whole "family" is a joke. On the last "episode," (btw, it is the only and the last one I will ever watch), made me SICK—–as the house was in danger of going up in flames, the daughter's poor DOG was trapped in a crate, on camera, barking it's little head off!
They just LEFT IT THERE. There was plenty of time to remove the animal from what could have been toxic fumes, but NO….just forget about it, I guess….It's not a priority. Great parenting, wonderful sense of responsibility. They are TRASH. PURE and SIMPLE….TRASH.
Seems like "the truth", or god as he sees it, is what ever is convenient for him. The truth, as I can tell from his own blog, is that he enjoys being an irritation to his ex-wife, and children. Sometimes, when you are an asshole, people (even your kids) don't really want to be around you. Forcing your way in doesn't change that, they still won't want to be with you.
My advice? He should get at counselor, meet once a week, and quit being a pest. Then maybe his kids might grow to respect him and be interested in knowing him.
he really needs to shut up!
Dude, sorry..I agree..I watched the episode where she actually didn't do SHIT about the fire? by the time she left, her makeup was worn, and she slurred her words..Mom of the year?? fuck her!! her kids should be taken away…