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saMANtha Ronson Needs New Lawyers Again!

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Legal Matters

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Lindsay Lohan's rumored lesbian lover, saMANtha Ronson was laughed out of a Los Angeles court today.

The failed singer turned party DJ and her lawyers requested a hearing on Tuesday to re-open the frivolous lawsuit she brought against Perez.

Once again, saMANtha was thrown out of court, as the judge saw NO merit in her case.

Ronson still owes us our legal fees, which she's been ordered to pay!!

AND, she still owes her old lawyers money too, whom she's now suing for allegedly botching up her case against us the first time and for lying to her about their fees.

It's time for saMANtha to ask LezLo to let her borrow some cash!

P.S. Lindsay probably doesn't even have money to give!

[Image via WENN.]

186 comments to “saMANtha Ronson Needs New Lawyers Again!”

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  1. Alex says – reply to this


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    Lindsay doesn't have any cash to give

  2. kkc says – reply to this


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    HA! That's what you get for F'ing with P-Rez! You look absolutely vile woman! get yourself a makeover!

  3. Lucy says – reply to this


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    I know where that fingers been.

  4. Brandi says – reply to this


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    first?

  5. nads says – reply to this


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    first

  6. ro says – reply to this


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    HEY BITCHES

  7. megan says – reply to this


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    first\!

  8. mads says – reply to this


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    i love you perez!

  9. lauren says – reply to this


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  10. bsc says – reply to this


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    first

  11. bronte says – reply to this


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    sup

  12. hhhhhu says – reply to this


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    why does she owe you money??? huh i never heard of this say more INFO

  13. jim says – reply to this


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    thisis a real cunt! bitch

  14. butter says – reply to this


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    SECOND!!

  15. gigi says – reply to this


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    Fuck her. She's a douchebag with zero talent. Team Perez!!!!

  16. bella says – reply to this


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    first perez rocks

  17. devil says – reply to this


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    Your Haterade is really getting tiresome, Perez.

  18. ashley says – reply to this


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    1st!!

  19. miss f says – reply to this


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    get your money, perez! she's a douche

  20. row says – reply to this


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    HEY yallll

  21. jane says – reply to this


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    who cares

  22. kkc says – reply to this


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    Ha! that's what you get when you're stupid. you look like a man and you're vile!

  23. becca says – reply to this


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    3rd shes hot

  24. Natali says – reply to this


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    First!!! You go Perez!!! Make that bitch pay!!!

  25. Aidan says – reply to this


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    she is really ugly and doesnt look like a nice person, if i would be a lesbian , like lezlo, i would go for a hot girl , not a girl who looks like a dude, whats the point of being a lezbo???

  26. DP FRO says – reply to this


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    She looks like that kid from "Terminator 3". I think his name is Nick Stahl.

  27. Joy Es says – reply to this


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    EWWW!!!!

  28. AK fro says – reply to this


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    Samantha is such a butch. I can't stand looking at her ugly face.

  29. Samant says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  30. lala says – reply to this


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    gross. she is ugly. lindsey is an idiot and needs to go away.

  31. caroli says – reply to this


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    Gimme my money bitch!

  32. jeff says – reply to this


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    no fingernail, interesting….

  33. Alicia says – reply to this


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    who caress

  34. N says – reply to this


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    LOL THATS HILARIOUS.

  35. BBG says – reply to this


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    Holy mother of God… this chick is just beyond FUGLY!!! I wouldn't let her kiss me, let alone do anything else. LezLo must be desperate… fo sho!

  36. Dani says – reply to this


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    I really wish sHE would stop wearing that stupid hat already

  37. Kim says – reply to this


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    love you Sam! first?

  38. leelee says – reply to this


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    first



  39. 39

    First! Samantha is so cute. :]

    I hope she doesn't ever pay you.

  40. natkin says – reply to this


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    Sucks for her. Does she have any other hats???

  41. Court says – reply to this


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    She is a mess and needs to let go.

  42. jonath says – reply to this


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    perez you suck ass.you want to be woman that's why you hate them so much.

  43. Juli says – reply to this


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    YOU TELL THEM WHO'S BOSS, I mean BITCH… PEREZ!

  44. Nicole says – reply to this


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    That is hilarious!!! Good luck with that!

  45. elizab says – reply to this


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    what an idiot

  46. bullda says – reply to this


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    Perez, Samantha may have loss the case but she still has the friends that you wish were yours. Unlike you gay gal guys us bull daggers in your face kings stick together bitch media whore.

  47. kamila says – reply to this


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    what was the lawsuit about

  48. socalg says – reply to this


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    It's always about you, isn't it?

  49. kamila says – reply to this


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    What was the lawsuit about?

  50. Mimi says – reply to this


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    That's funny. I don't understand why these people always have a puss on their face, no pun intended! lol…

  51. KiRaaa says – reply to this


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    what was the lawsuit anyway? I didn't hear about it…

  52. Tandy says – reply to this


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    AHA! Now I see why you're so harsh on her. Lindsay doesn't have any money, either!

  53. Straig says – reply to this


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    Sometimes Lesbians seem grosser than Fags!

  54. rexapo says – reply to this


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    after you lose the wait , you'll always be a bitter , ignorant fat pig on the inside , CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP FATBOY,

  55. SaMANs says – reply to this


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    ROFLOL! Prez that is awesome. Can't Lindsay find someone that at least looks like they didn't crawl out from a trash can? Sad

  56. party says – reply to this


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    that is one top notch bird. her manicure is good, though strange to see on a dyke. cock-and-balls bird is always required of lesbos, learly she's got that down. finally the lack of eye-contact shows that she is very confident about her flipping technique. a score of at least 4 out of 5 stars. I can't help but dock her a point for that giant rock.

  57. jeff says – reply to this


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    She looks like Stan Laurel

  58. meh says – reply to this


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    At least her hands are manicured…

  59. FoReal says – reply to this


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    Perez, I hope you take her to the cleaners!! She needs to go back where she came from and run her bullshit.



  60. 60

    WOW! I didnt know all this suing Perez stuff was happing…..,

  61. prince says – reply to this


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    get it from her fam they are worth a reported $300 mil more than the lohans.

  62. skb says – reply to this


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    Perez, quit hatin' on Sam. Plus you get all these comments from homophobes that say worse things that you ever could. Don't perpetuate gay hate.

  63. Ew says – reply to this


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    I Seriously hope theyre not gay. I mean I know its obvious, but seriously ew.

    Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.

    Like they ^ all said, lindsay could have found someone who at least looks half decent.

    Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.

  64. Boner says – reply to this


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    Again with that ridiculous hat…WTF??? I swear if I ever see her, I will snatch that hat right off her head, look into those dreamy eyes of hers, kiss her thin mannish lips, then release my bowels in said hat.

  65. Brooke says – reply to this


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    SHE is actually a really cool chick! Grow up and leave Lindsey and her alone!! How annoying for them! !!

  66. l says – reply to this


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    Go Sam!
    Perez you suck big time



  67. 67

    lmao…

    What a big fool she is!

  68. lulu says – reply to this


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    BITCH!
    who cares about her
    team perez!!

  69. lulu says – reply to this


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    she is famous just for be lindsay's girlfriend
    eeewwww
    love you perez!

  70. daniel says – reply to this


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    fuck youuuuuu I love samantha ronson

  71. Chinni says – reply to this


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    What an ugly, stupid dyke. She needs to get a real fucking job and stop "spinning music". Maybe then she can pay her legal bills that SHE OWES. Put the dyke in the poorhouse along with Lezzie Lohan, Perez!

  72. Lesbo says – reply to this


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    She could only dream of looking as hot as Katherine Moennig or Daniela Sea. She's such a mean, evil, dykon, failure.

  73. Free says – reply to this


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    She looks like she's high on drugs. Could that be where Lindsay's money has been going? To buy drugs? Samantha looks like she deals and uses. Freedom of Speech, Samantha can't sue anyone that nasty opportunist disturbed dykon.

  74. ItsMan says – reply to this


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    Boys & Girls, repeat after me…LOUDLY…!
    *
    MAN…!
    MAN…!
    MAN…!
    MAN…!
    *
    It's a man baby! A man!

  75. Miss M says – reply to this


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    Now, Perez….Be Nice!

    Its not nice to antagonize an angry lesbian…..be the better MAN!

  76. Penile says – reply to this


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    That finger has been in Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch p u s s y!

  77. Kitta says – reply to this


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    Now that's class right there!
    Something about this dyke makes me want to punch her square in the face

  78. pk says – reply to this


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    she doesn't need to borrow money, her family is worth somewhere around $350 million. Lindsey is the one living off her.

  79. Reject says – reply to this


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    Perez has NOT done anything to this woman. He has accessed his freedom of speech and has given his opinion. This woman is so destraught and disturbed, she uses it for her satisfaction because she's an opportunist looking for 15 minutes for dwindling, yet dying career. She's a huge nobody. Perez is somebody. This woman is a sensationalist loser!

  80. Lulu says – reply to this


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    why do you constantly make awful gay references about people when you are such a flamer? You're a gay basher. Yep. A full fledge gay basher. I don't give a rat's ass that you're gay- you're still a gay basher hypocrite. STFU Perez about people sexuality- you idiot.

  81. upin y says – reply to this


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    oh perez remember ronson's father is a business tycoon britin & her mother is highly respected socialite in nyc, a new york icon.. if i where you. don't talk to much about the ronson's family. it will bit you back hard and fast. do your re-search harder.

  82. CATTIE says – reply to this


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    THAT HAT MUST BE SMELLY………..SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A GOOD WASHING..W/ A PRESSURE WASHER! AND SOME MAKE UP, A HAIRCUT AND A BETTER DYE JOB, AND SOME BANGS TO COVER HER 5 HEAD. MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE BOY GEORGE WITH THAT SILLY HAT.

  83. tb says – reply to this


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    Lindsays very talented. Leave her out of it. I love how people hate people they have never spoken one word to. I guess I hate you guys then…wait i'm not shallow enough to base my opinion on your lame ass comments.

  84. Susan says – reply to this


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    If she is worth so much money, why did she sue Perez for money? She has no dignity and her family is not worth that much. They obviously knew she was nuts when she sued Perez for having an opinion. Freedom of Speech! Look it up!

  85. e says – reply to this


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    i agree on the gay hate thing mentioned above. perez, you obviously have a huge following on this site, which is cool. and i know you just want to give the people what they want, which is the juiciest celebrity gossip out there, to-the-minute, with some good commentary to go along with it, and you do a really good job at it. i don't disrespect you or what you do at all. but as a member of the gay community (although i'd never say it's your JOB to make people more tolerant), i think you should watch out a little bit with what you post or say about gay celebrities. yes, lindsay seems to have taken to a rather butch lesbian, but i think it's really unproductive of you to use your power in this way (meaning, calling her a "man"). i get that you two are going through a tiff in court and i'm sure you don't even like the girl. i don't know her, nor can i attest to her being a good person, but it's sad to see you continually post things like "saMANtha" and your fill in the blanks with these two girls, so that people can say really disgusting things about lesbians. i'm gay, and really…it doesn't hurt me to read, as i'm assuming it doesn't hurt you to read scathing things about "fags," (there are worse things in the outside, non-cyber world) but…it's really just irritating. and to see that someone in the gay community is behind it all… that's all! :-) good luck to you

  86. Ricky says – reply to this


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    Samantha Roson is a homely, washed out, dried up, opportunist dyke. She is operation lesbo at best and will never amount to anything because she's a huge sensationalist. She obviously has never heard of freedom of speech. Perez has a right to post whatever he wants, including his opinion. Obviously what he posted hit buttons with her enough for her to sue him for money. Why is it? Perhaps it was/is true?

  87. love says – reply to this


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    perez hilten is a hate monger!!!!!!!!!!

  88. Rupert says – reply to this


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    Samantha Ronson is a huge famewhore. She is looking for 15 more minutes. Can you imagine where those fingers have been? ICK!

  89. me says – reply to this


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    I still don't understand the outcome of this suit. Saying the drugs were Sam's on a public forum without proof is reason to sue and win. Just as magazines are sued all the time for printing stories without proof to back them up. This judge must be a perez fan.

  90. gigi says – reply to this


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    This talentless whore would be a nobody if she didn't have her rich family. She sucks and she knows it. Hollywood knows it too. But alas, people keep booking her for clubs. At least the general public knows she's nothing but skanky, talentless, std infested whore.

  91. Pierce says – reply to this


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    She's an opportunist famewhore. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!



  92. 92

    I didn't know she was THAT DJ who sued you. LOL… Now she getting ten times the press now that she's dating Lindsay.

  93. Mode says – reply to this


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    She has pay-by-the-hour mechanical dead eyes and stringy dirty looking hair.

  94. passer says – reply to this


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    You'd think if Lilo was going to turn Lesbo, at least she could find a better looking partner - Better get some Clorox to kill the germs from this club-hoppin rugmuncher

  95. Karena says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate on lesbians and other gays so much?
    I guess you could forgive her quickly if she was a latina. Don't you see how much of a hypocrite you are, Perez?

    Oh–and stop posting all the charity pieces. Pick something YOU feel strongly about and plug -t—not 50 things that you HOPE will make you feel like a better person. Being so ridiculously fickle makes you look insincere.



  96. 96

    What kinda creepy pleather chair is she sittin in at the beach???

  97. emily says – reply to this


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    c'mon, perez, why are you giving samantha such a hard time? it just doesn't seem right to bag on someone specifically and simply because of their sexual orientation, does it? i would think it's in your (and the world's) best interest to make fun of her for other reasons, not her gender or sexual preference. i am a little ashamed.

  98. snazzy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME!

    SaMANtha Ronson is gross.

  99. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Ew, what a skank. Even if Lindsay were a lesbo, can't she do better than that piece of trash. Those chicks from Merrick are not known to have any class.

  100. chomps says – reply to this


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    Re: Boner – LOL -best laugh i've had all day

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