saMANtha Ronson Needs New Lawyers Again!

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Lindsay Lohan's rumored lesbian lover, saMANtha Ronson was laughed out of a Los Angeles court today.

The failed singer turned party DJ and her lawyers requested a hearing on Tuesday to re-open the frivolous lawsuit she brought against Perez.

Once again, saMANtha was thrown out of court, as the judge saw NO merit in her case.

Ronson still owes us our legal fees, which she's been ordered to pay!!

AND, she still owes her old lawyers money too, whom she's now suing for allegedly botching up her case against us the first time and for lying to her about their fees.

It's time for saMANtha to ask LezLo to let her borrow some cash!

P.S. Lindsay probably doesn't even have money to give!

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    Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm / Email this  »

    186 comments to “saMANtha Ronson Needs New Lawyers Again!”

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    1. FAUX H says – reply to this


      101

      DID SOMEBODY SAY "HEROIN?"

    2. Donna says – reply to this


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      Ohhh, classy move, lez.

    3. df says – reply to this


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      I have a feeling that ull be spending a lot of time in court being sued 4 something lol

    4. So wha says – reply to this


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      about the other people suing you, Perez? Are their lawsuits "frivolous" also? Of course, nothing you say is malicious, defamatory or libelous, is it? Be careful, Perez. Karma's a bitch, and one of these days someone is going to hand you your @#$% on a platter and you’re going to be forced to eat it.

    5. ewwwww says – reply to this


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      I hope someone gives her the money all the people should chip in to see your ass in court. and just because she does not have the money do not get too happy I hear there is a big suit in store for you.

    6. teamPE says – reply to this


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      I HOPE SAMANTHA WINS!!!
      *****LEAVE HER AND LYNDSEY ALONE U FUCKING FAT TERD*****

      *PEREZ CLOTHING LINE WILL SOON BE HITTING UP 99cent STORES WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FOR THE PEREZ PORK FAT IN A JAR THATS TO BE CONFIRMED

    7. Patric says – reply to this


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      THey both have more money than you do tubby, and one of these days soemone will take you down. And I personally cant wait to see it happen. Your a fat, childish, blob who is a waste of space and a hater above all else. I would be though too if I resembled you at all. That goes for your fat loser friends on here as well. Ever heard of working out or dieting???? just an idea. Toodles bitches

    8. chad says – reply to this


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      It's a shame Ms. Ronson doesn't have her own gossip site to propagandize with, as Perez does, where he can present HIS side of the story and ONLY his side.

      And these comments! My gawd, you people are major league haters. We know she is not photogenic or pretty, and we know you hate lesbians. But you actually know nothing about her. So if you're such gay haters, why do you love Retardo Perez?

      The real story: Samantha Ronson sued Perez Hilton for defamation after he reported that Ronson planted cocaine on the Lindsay Lohan after a car crash. He also said that not only did Ronson plant the coke, she also set LiLo up to be photographed while the actress was drunk.

      “I am not now and have never been a drug user,” Ronson stated in a supplemental declaration at the time of the court case. “I have never handled or touched cocaine. I did not ever place any cocaine at any place at any time.” Why do we choose to NOT believe her, and instead to believe fame-whore asshole Perez? I happen to think she is the victim here. Is that so impossible?

      More importantly, the courts did NOT find in favor of Perez Hilton, it merely stated that for her to win her suit, she would have to prove his intention of malice in publishing those lies, which is tough to do, lies or no lies.

      Wake up, people, you are worshiping a truly retarded man.

    9. Marky says – reply to this


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      Karma's a bitch Mario, so watch out who you fuck over on your way to the top - you'll see them again on your way down.

    10. B E T says – reply to this


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      where do you get the right to call chicks men and lesbos, your gay!
      what a hipocrit, seriously.
      thats like,,wow.
      what a dush.
      i like her looks, but not in the lesbian way.
      so heroin chic.
      let them do what they want with their life, they could just be friends too so stop dragging her into crap.
      your acting like a highschooler or something.
      real mature perez.
      whooptyfrickendoo with whatever happened at court, millions of people do that kind of stuff everyday and your singling her out because you arent friends with her friend lindsay,
      yeah samantha didnt do anything to you.
      so stfu.
      kthanksbye

    11. deedee says – reply to this


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      u would think that lohan would at least have hooked up with a good looking lesbo because that ronson thing is 1 ugly ass bitch

    12. Raquel says – reply to this


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      they love the attention. keep it comin perez!

    13. meliss says – reply to this


      113

      Is that Brooke Hogan posting on this site?

    14. AGG says – reply to this


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      Does SaMantha remind Lindsay of a young Aaron Carter.

    15. Scot says – reply to this


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      You are a blogger, not Royalty, nothing special, kind of gross, doughy spittle lipped clown haired poor spelling blogger. Stop speaking of yourself in the third person plural. It's annoying.

    16. SO muc says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, you dickless wonder! Why don't you grow some balls and pay for your own lawyers fees!!! YOU'RE just as much, if not more, of a douchebag than Ronson. You stupid FUCK!

    17. fuckof says – reply to this


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      fuck off you lard ass. leave them alone. you fat tub of lard

    18. Aluria says – reply to this


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      That's the prettiest and most feminine I've ever seen her look!!! XD
      (I am DEAD SERIOUS, btw…)

    19. andy says – reply to this


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      i wouldn't be too sure sam has more money than perez, actually seriously doubt it… haven't you seen who advertises on here the last few years?? Lindsay on the other hand, she might depending on how she managed her finances… and she probably has the big future potential if she doesn't f*** it up…. i'ld probably end up fucking it up….

    20. jessi says – reply to this


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      Perez
      for pete's sake

      call of the debt

      it was stupid to begin with and you were lucky she was the one who brought you to court over a lot of the lies you tell on here….so let it go…

      it's making you look bad here

      and we thought you wanted to get ahead? Be a credible source?

      Let this stupid stuff go

      Maybe if you gabe Ronson a break..Lindsay would be nice to you too

    21. The D says – reply to this


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      hahahaha…so punked…I love it. she is fucking disgusting. go perez!

    22. bitter says – reply to this


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      seriously, perez. no fan am i of lindsay or samantha, but give it a fucking rest already. for you seriously do come across as a self loathing gay hater. look if you wanna hate yourself — fine! get pissed off that you are a bloated, pasty, fat fuck with no sense of style and precious little wit. (frankly, you haven't exhibited any trace of wit for ages upon ages now. but all of your gay posts are so offensive. invited to the glaad awards you will surely never be. you do nothing but propagate the hatred and loathing so many feel towards gays. i seriously hope your proud of yourself. frankly i don't see how you can ever look yourself in the face of the mirror. then again, if i looked liked you i'd avoid mirrors at all costs, so maybe there simply is no problem. . .

    23. feef says – reply to this


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      Re: jeff – I was hoping i wasnt the only one who noticed that!! ahahahaaha stan laurel, yes!

    24. Star t says – reply to this


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      I LOVE LOVE LOVE what looks like star tattoos down her arm…awesome



    25. 125

      Mán! She really isn't hot. I'm on your side, Perez ;P

    26. ikaika says – reply to this


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      I think about her when I don't want to cum early

    27. Vicky says – reply to this


      127

      I love you perez!

    28. fabien says – reply to this


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      team samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. smeeja says – reply to this


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      i guess i'd be a bitter cunt too if i came from such a talented family and didn't have any talent.

    30. cassan says – reply to this


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      i wouldnt call that a lesbian fling, that person is clearly a man.

    31. cassy says – reply to this


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      i wouldnt call that a lesbian fling, sam is clearly a man.

    32. Lindse says – reply to this


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      Ha, I bet that's Lezlos favorite finger too!

    33. jay says – reply to this


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      oh so this is why you hate her so much Perez, very childish. She comes from a wealthy family so it probably wont bother her too much, this is why Lilo suddenly hanging off her neck she's her sugar mama and Lilo has prob ran out of dollars.

    34. Karin says – reply to this


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      Using the logic employed here in your not-very-witty alteration of Samantha's name (with MAN in all caps), perhaps your name should be changed to Perez HOMOton.

      Just a thought.

    35. lara says – reply to this


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      she hasent got her brothers genes in the looks department.

    36. mimi says – reply to this


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      lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      sometimes i love you perez

    37. Cassie says – reply to this


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      It's so sad how cute her brother is and how ugly she is– :)

    38. Pepper says – reply to this


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      Instead of suing Perez she should be suing the makers of that damn fugly hat!!

    39. Terry says – reply to this


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      Wow that $10 pork pie hat adds so much to that pencil neck and high forehead. Oh yeah….I forgot she has mad DJ skillz so she is being artistic.

    40. Mander says – reply to this


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      Awwwe look, its the finger she bangs lilo with!

    41. Bridge says – reply to this


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      Girlz who like boys who like girls who look like boys like girlz…..all I can say she no look too good…….What's up with Lizzy Lohan?????

    42. so tir says – reply to this


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      Re: Chinni – Your commenters are almost as ignorant as you Perez. You know Ronson is worth millions, being an heiress from her dad and god knows her mom and step-dad are loaded. Is this why you hate her, aside from the fact that you really are hetero and think Lindsay is hot. It must suck being you…the only friends you have are people who are more bitter and miserable than you are. Pathetic.

    43. Rick y says – reply to this


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      Re: Ricky – We have defamation laws in this country, Gina Gershon is about to bring a defamation lawsuit against Vanity Fair so pay attention, hmmm. And the 'dumbass' part I'm referring to is the fact that you don't get that people don't bring suits like this except for in one and exactly ONE instance, that the claims against them are false and cannot be substantiated under any circumstances. Otherwise they would never risk exposure if there was a shred of accuracy to the 'gossip'. Ronson lost her case not because it was without merit but because she is deemed a public figure, which has the extra added element of requiring proof of malice. P. Hitler's self-loathing, bitter, pathetic existence is not proof of malice toward S. Ronson, only to himself, so that is why the case was thrown out. It doesn't mean it wasn't defamation, or that it wasn't wrong, it means that the judge mistakenly thought he was just stupid and careless instead of a useless bitter hack.

    44. shayna says – reply to this


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      Wow she looks smoked the fuck out!!!!!! Lindsay could have picked a prettier bitch to play lickalotapuss with.

    45. AMBER says – reply to this


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      Wow, you can talk shit about her. Congrats. That doesn't make you the better person. Who cares?! Go fuck yourself you fucking fat fag. And referring to yourself in plural? WTF? Get over yourself. Pink is the New Blog and Best Week Ever are so much better.

    46. MARIO says – reply to this


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      LEZlo??? Seriously, how old are you perez?? Further more, how about refraining from further ridiculing the lesbian and gay community with your ignorant child-like nicknames and comments?

      I wish someone would take you to court and win and maybe then you would shut your big fat pie hole. We all know you steal a VAST MAJORITY of your "breaking news" and pictures from sites like O N T D as well as many others. Then you paste perezhilton.com on them and try and pass them off as your own. I don't even know why I come to your site, other than to catch your grammar and English errors, which are made quite often, as well as your laughable ignoramus nature. GROW UP MARIO!!!

    47. MARIO- says – reply to this


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      LEZlo??? Seriously, how old are you perez?? Further more, how about refraining from further ridiculing the lesbian and gay community with your ignorant child-like nicknames and comments?

      I wish someone would take you to court and win and maybe then you would shut your big fat pie hole. We all know you steal a VAST MAJORITY of your "breaking news" and pictures from sites like O N T D as well as many others. Then you paste perezhilton.com on them and try and pass them off as your own. I don't even know why I come to your site, other than to catch your grammar and English errors, which are made quite often, as well as your laughable ignoramus nature. GROW UP MARIO!!!

    48. luvsit says – reply to this


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      lord she is homely

      she looks like a 15yo boy

    49. Echola says – reply to this


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      Gotta be THE ugliest thing on two legs, human or animal, in the history of the fucking world.



    50. 150

      A never-was and a has-been. They're perfect for each other. Now they can go away.

    51. BamaBi says – reply to this


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      You know what Perez. My 12 yr old son and most of the 7th graders find it the thing to do to make personal attacks using the words "retard, GAY, fat".
      And as they enter those words to search youtube videos and as I implore them to not make fun of people who can not help but be who they are, I find myself finding the exact childdish mentality. Do our kids or their targets really have a chance with you setting the tone for such unkind obsrevations and judgements. I was curious about your site becuase you are everyway. And that is scary. I am happy for your success. Good for you. I am sad for the pain you cause others and I am worried for the kids and their targets who follow your lead of abuse. Saddest of all is that I have a sneaking suspiscion that you were one of those kids called retard, gay and or fat! I would have defended you too! But now you have become the bully! And now you are the leader of the young bullies. Feel good?

    52. tim says – reply to this


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      GOOD LOOKING GUY!

    53. Ms. Ra says – reply to this


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      I'd hit it.

    54. Jim Ta says – reply to this


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      lindsay do somthing with your fucked up ass makeup, and practice your skills doing make-up on that man. Maby he would of won the case IF he DIDNT HAVE THAT GAY ASS HAT AND FUCKING FOREHEAD TO STAR AT!

    55. JimTag says – reply to this


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      lindsay do somthing with your fucked up ass makeup, and practice your skills doing make-up on that man. Maby he would of won the case IF he DIDNT HAVE THAT GAY ASS HAT AND FUCKING FOREHEAD TO STARE AT!

    56. BamaBi says – reply to this


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      GOOD FOR LINDSEY that she atleast feels she is truly loved by someone.I am sure she is fragile and hurt over the pain of many things that we know nothing about.A childhood divorce for starters.In addistion to all the emotional pain, insecurities which probably led to drinking or drugging just to numb the pain.I doubt this is a sexual thing but a trust thing. A love thing.A safety and security thing. It seems Samantha does not need to use her for anything.That must give Lindsey trust in her. And it seems the girl is there for her.She needs the stablility of whatever this is giving her.It just sickens me that you and others make money and fame off degrading others' attempts at finding happiness.Go easy on this glutinous glory train of emotional pain you cause by inciting this hate and ugliness. You are no prince or princess to me. You are a sad gay man who probably had his own very sad adolescence.

    57. kate says – reply to this


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      isn't she the sister of the famous dj, the one who works with everyone and came out with his own album? why cant she jsut ask him for money?

    58. BLaws says – reply to this


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      No press for you Mario. Your an ass, I hope you get sued. Mario is a loser. Team Samantha

    59. Sim says – reply to this


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      Oh God, i find it hard to believe that SHE is related to Mark Ronson, who is such a gorgeous guy. And that bowler hat thing is getting a little old and annoying.

    60. Sherri says – reply to this


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      She is sooooo skanky……even for lilo

    61. t r a says – reply to this


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      Re: kamila – perez printed lies about her and the weak american justice system let him get away with it.

    62. zarah says – reply to this


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      Re: AnnieJ – sadly, both of them are more than what you'll ever amount to, jealous child.

    63. dmc says – reply to this


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      what a drug addict, SO SAD!!!!

    64. Paul says – reply to this


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      Man, Perez is fat money hungry nobody who stalsk celebrities and then pushes them over the edge then suddenly they owe him money.

      Perez, don't u have enough money? U thief! One day this will all come back to you, you talentless shit.

    65. Miss. says – reply to this


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      I WISH SHE WON THE CASE AND SUED YOUR RACIST SEXIST WEBSITE. AND HOW MUCH CASH DO U HAVE IN THE BANK PEREZ? SOMEBODY WILL GET YOU U PIECE OF SHIT!

    66. Idaho says – reply to this


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      OMG! I can't believe how ugly Sam is!! Her head looks deformed.. Seriously, is she inbred??

    67. fritz says – reply to this


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      shes so ugly i could puke

    68. surpri says – reply to this


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      keep pushing on saMAN…and make hime wake very day with worry. LEt him get a feel for how he treats others. If you push hard enough, he is going to lose..remember, he lied KARMA KARMA KARMA TAKE IT TO the SUPREME COURT OF JUSTICE and we will be there when PH writes out that check.

    69. courtn says – reply to this


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      so i was watching CHELSEY LATELY the other night and she was talking about how samantha ronson came from a family with a lot of money, cuz she's jewish haha…and that lindsay's parents were cool with their "friendship" cuz she was rich…

      samantha must still be BALLIN' then if they're still hanging out…i think she just got all butt hurt over the whole cocaine shit. get over it.

    70. SICKO says – reply to this


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      what's wrong with her? She looks anorexic and sick….does she have HIV?
      Samantha, Honey, the fact that you're lesbian doesn't mean you can't put yourself together and look good

    71. sicko says – reply to this


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      …oh, I almost forgot she's a drug addict, yeah, it all makes sense now

    72. TLW says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, You're calling Lindsay lezlo and you've been making crude comments (more than usual) about other gay people lately. Have you looked at your big gay self lately? You are such a joke.

    73. meg says – reply to this


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      ….she's so…..disgustingly dirty and ugly.

    74. Cari says – reply to this


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      If Lindsey wants to be a lez-bo, she could at least pick a bitch that's hot. Sam is soooo fugly!! WTF would anyone see in that she-he??

    75. Nancy says – reply to this


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      Who is this Samantha? Just looking at her I instantly think of sweatly, musty disgusting snatch smell

    76. edaj says – reply to this


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      Why do you perpetuate homophobia? It makes no sense.

    77. Paola says – reply to this


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      NasTY GIRL/MAN WHAT EVER

    78. Boypla says – reply to this


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      Grosssss. What an fugly hag. You would think that Lindsay could find a hotter chick to muff dive….and (as another reader already commented) we do know where that finger has been.

    79. Julie says – reply to this


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      what did she get mad at perez for? perez is funny and sam dyke is ugly and gross and likes firecroches

    80. emli says – reply to this


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      SAM ROCKS!!
      Coolest of cool,chick of chicks! Her sexual healing is beoynd…
      I would let her lick me anyday!



    81. 181

      what happened between u guys ??

    82. Trishn says – reply to this


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      Why does sHE always wear that hat?

    83. ticia says – reply to this


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      Oh miss MAN can't take a lil heat? So u gotta sue Perez?? PAY UB B!TCH…cry me a fuck!ng river u dyke



    84. 184

      oh and I seriously doubt she'll have to ask Lindsay for money, she's rich as fuck, she's from the Ronson family F.Y.I.

      you hate her because she doesn't give a fuck.

    85. prince says – reply to this


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      sigh!! I DONT LIKE SAM for lindsay… sam is popular bec. of lindsay but perez is popular for hatin celebs! but the worst part is perez loves attention!i used to like perez when he was just typin stuff behind the scene but now that hes having guesting and photo ops.. huh.. feels like hes addicted to d attention!! U NEED REHAB PEREZ!!!

    86. Ms. Lu says – reply to this


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      That "MAN" looks so Dull… yuck…!

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