Cover Of The Week!

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The new issue of The Globe.

Priceless!

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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Pottog says – reply to this

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Nasty! First?
john says – reply to this

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what what?
1st
me the says – reply to this

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COKE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
momoco says – reply to this

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Well…that explains a lot.
SeeMee says – reply to this

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Not surprizing at all
Yess says – reply to this

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8th!!!!

I wouldn't doubt it.
JROD20 says – reply to this

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FIRST! THIS EXPLAINS A LOT!
erica says – reply to this

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globe is full of shit
rachey says – reply to this

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wow :O
sweetf says – reply to this

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1st………………..

i knew it ….. and that explains a lot………….

hey geogie join lezlo and amy to rehab ……
gf says – reply to this

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SHEESH!!!
mel says – reply to this

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Who buys this stupid paper?
carrie says – reply to this

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first.
Kat says – reply to this

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that IS priceless, gotta love the tabloids
Sara says – reply to this

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hahahahaha! thats crazy
kurt says – reply to this

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i care more about 220 lb oprah.
KAT says – reply to this

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AY CARAMBA!
Annie says – reply to this

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blabla
luci says – reply to this

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oh please no one is going to believe that shit.
ahanse says – reply to this

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Cocaine is the least of it. Just ask "Jeff Gannon."
P says – reply to this

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shocking….?
mar says – reply to this

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firsst
Han says – reply to this

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hahahaha
ANNA N says – reply to this

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1st!and this is amazing!
cock says – reply to this

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peanut butter and CRACK!!!! AND PISS OUT THE ASS
pixie says – reply to this

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i knew it!
SexyDoughnut says – reply to this

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HAAHAHA!!
Lies!
ceepee says – reply to this

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first bitches…. bush is a cunt!
travis says – reply to this

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hahaha
Marsha says – reply to this

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SUPRISE SUPRISE,
Dana says – reply to this

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That's terrible!
rach says – reply to this

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I hate Bush, not only a stupid president but a drug addict…..
chris says – reply to this

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lmao i wouldnt be surprised

and, first!
Britt says – reply to this

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bahahaha
winche says – reply to this

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lol that is why its called the 'white' house
kenna says – reply to this

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First! AHh Ridiculous mag…….
wheres brad!
Woody says – reply to this

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WHILE LISTENING TO BUSH'S "SPEECHES" AND OBSERVING HIS BEHAVIOR, I CAN'T HELP BUT BELIEVE HE HAS AN ALCOHOL SOAKED BRAIN OR THAT IT'S OTHERWISE FRIED BY DRUGS. THIS IS A CREEPY, INCOHERENT MORON WITH NOTICIBLY SICK BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE. WHY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE EVER ALLOWED HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE AN EVERLASTING MYSTERY TO ME. HE HAS DESTROYED OUR COUNTRY, MADE A MESS OF THE WORLD AND APPARENTLY WILL WALK OFF SCOTT FREE. I CAN ONLY HOPE TO SEE SOME KIND OF JUSTICE AND SEE THIS MAN PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES SOMETIME BEFORE I DIE.
Marsha says – reply to this

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I ask you, even though this is yellow journalism and I kinda doubt this story, could the idiot be a worse president if he tried? I travel all around the world people and he is seen as an idiot!
mandyy says – reply to this

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First…. maybe……… hahaha

and wow…….. all those headlines are kinda crazy….
emily says – reply to this

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so fake.
Mindy says – reply to this

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haha, oh gee.
gotta love making fun of bush.
jessi says – reply to this

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damn i thought i was going to be first
Charli says – reply to this

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I bet Bush gets that good shit
mica says – reply to this

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Typical. 1st?
yeah says – reply to this

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They are so credible too huh?
Why waste space with that?
Olicio says – reply to this

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fourth?!?!?….is tht tue…loooooooooool…i dont trust his ppl
OMG says – reply to this

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GLOBE IS A FUCKING JOKE! SO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT READ IT>
WTF says – reply to this

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THAT EXPLAINS SOME OF THE SHIT HE DID THESE PAST 8 YEARS
mervgr says – reply to this

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No sh*t! Monkeyboy's been doing the cocaine jaw thing for years…one more thing this idiot has gotten away with!!
Leila says – reply to this

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Perez stop stealing news from the Globe of all places,this is a real low for you, very Idiotic
Dee says – reply to this

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He's President. We're posting on perezhilton.com. Should anyone here really be criticizing him?
Meliss says – reply to this

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Please, everyone knows it was Bill clinton the cokehead president!
Rose says – reply to this

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Wow, if that isn't true they are going to get sued witless.
ISa says – reply to this

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Send him to rehab !!!! hahahahaah
Maybe this could explain why he's such an idiot… a moron
Kate says – reply to this

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I can't believe you would stoop so low as to post something from the Globe.
shocke says – reply to this

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really big shocker!! nothing surprise me anymore!
Mary says – reply to this

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That newspaper is about as legit as your webpage, but really it wouldn't surprise me if it were true. He is more worthless than a dried out turd. Unfortunately his toxic bile will effect this Country for many years to come. He couldn't be worse.
socalg says – reply to this

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Perez, your gratuiitous Bush bashing is old - just like the rest of the juveniles who continually say "Bush sucks" but have no idea why they say it. Please grow up.
Kay says – reply to this

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good, I hope he overdose and die !!!!
Kay says – reply to this

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good, I hope he overdose and die !!!!
FU HAT says – reply to this

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ANYTHING YOUR SMALL MINDS CAN THINK OF TO PUT THIS MAN DOWN WITH.THE BIGGEST BIGOTS AND HATERS OUT THERE SPILLING THERE HATE IN PHONEY ACCUSATIONS. DON'T SEE REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES DOING THIS SHIT TO YOU LIBERALS!!!!LEAVE THE MAN ALONE HES DONE THE BEST HE CAN,NO PRESIDENT COMES IN FREE OF STRAITNING OUT THE LAST ONES MESSES,BESIDES WITH 9/11 THINGS HAD TO CHANGE ASAP,FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.NOT EASY YOU TRY AND DO IT
That w says – reply to this

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I don't think this is true but it would explain alot. Maybe the headline should be how he almost ruin the country. Oh wait he's almost getting there.
Joe Bl says – reply to this

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Rubbish. CLINTON refused to release his MEDICAL RECORDS that would have shown his cocaine abuse and sexually transmitted disease(s).
Matt says – reply to this

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if only this was true 7 years ago so that we didn't have to go through all this shit.
FUKNO says – reply to this

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HE HAS TO BE ON SOMETHING…….CUS HE IS A DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMER……LOLZ@ PRISCILLA GETS A NEW FACE…..AND WAT EXACTLY DID SHE DO WIT THE OLD ONE?
tess says – reply to this

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pathetic perez
Stewie says – reply to this

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O WOW …I BET IF I DID COCAINE IN THE WHITE DEY WULD GIV ME WEED
megg says – reply to this

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i thought all lawn gnomes were paranoid!!!!!?????
justme says – reply to this

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WHAT'S SO SHOCKING? EVERYONE KNOWS OPRAH CAN'T KEEP THE LBS. OFF!!!!!!!
FUKNO says – reply to this

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PEREZ POSTED THAT BECAUS EITS HILARIOUS….NO NEED TO GO OFF
mariec says – reply to this

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they are kidding right?
piece of shit….
Freedo says – reply to this

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Re: socalg – You're right, and I think Bush will be vendicated. As soon as people jump off the Bush-Bashing Bandwagon, they are going the realize this was a President who secured our borders and tried (and suceeded to a large extent) to secure the Middle East. People are so damn stupid, they listen to all of the bashing talk and have completely forgotten that there are a lot of terrorist groups in the Middle East who are very serious about attacking the US and bringing the country down, and have been planing this for a very long time. And their plan has worked brilliantly. The US citizens played right into it: 9/11, send the troops to war to defend, citizens start getting pissed because American soldiers are dying, elect extreme liberal President to pull out troops, America now is so happy, another massive terrorist attact, current President doesn't know how to handle it, back to square one and worst off than before. Take off your rose colored glasses people, and open your eyes and ears to reality.
whatev says – reply to this

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Give me a break. I'm selling a bridge in San Francisco on ebay who wants to buy it???

Nice pix of Oprah.
klg says – reply to this

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you're all full of shit, fucking liberals! bush is a much better president than any clinton we've had!
Tracy says – reply to this

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Does anyone seriously believe the GLOBE? Never even heard of it but looks like one of those tabloids that reports on humans giving birth to 2 headed aliens. Come on, you may not like him but to beleive this is just beyond mind numbingly dumb!
Wort says – reply to this

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Farout you guys rock,little blow before you start the day at.I quess thats why they call it the White House
sure says – reply to this

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Why would a company risk getting their entire business gone through with a fine tooth comb but the IRS to run an obvious defaming story? I smell a lawsuit and man do the lawyers for the government enjoy roasting people!!!
thisis says – reply to this

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this is so stupid…that coke in the picutre is probably perez's….or maybe barack osama's
Barack says – reply to this

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I feel like, if he had been on coke, he would have gotten more work done. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he was on prozac and booze the whole 8 years, though.
DEREDE says – reply to this

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yeah….riiiiiight like anything the globe says is even remotely true lmao!!!!!!
mel says – reply to this

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I dont see that when I click on the Globe link??????????
hOTTTI says – reply to this

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GIMME SOME!~!@!!!!!!!!!
Keeley says – reply to this

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Hahahahahahahahah no way this is true.
ihatef says – reply to this

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please shock me
sam says – reply to this

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Why would you even post this stupid Globe cover, has thou the Globe would really know what's going on in the White House, as thou the White House were Hollywood were Hollywood publicists have close relationships with trashy gossip magazines, so they can keep their clients in the news. This story is beyond lame and really quite silly, but so are you Perez, so I guess that's why you posted it.
Cassie says – reply to this

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Oh, COME ON.
3l$@ says – reply to this

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i believe it!
Meggie says – reply to this

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i just lol-ed.
gotta love the tabloids.
r2d2 says – reply to this

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I can't hardly wait to see Obamas first magazine cover that reads:

OBAMA CHEATED ON HIS WIFE !

Priceless!
Meliss says – reply to this

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Re: Joe Bl – THANK YOU!! Can't believe the media never grabs at this major piece of information.
wtf says – reply to this

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hahahahha thats pathetic. the globe is made up of a bunch of morons.
Ron is says – reply to this

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The Globe and Perez - peas-in-a-pod. I'm old enough to remember when organizations made great efforts to report the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Perez and the Globe report on trash, half-truths and complete fabrications. Recall how you reported Castro Was Dead… one of many.

You're trash Perez.
Hillar says – reply to this

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Yeah, and Barak Obama is his dealer.

I hope the secret service pops these bastards.

George Bush is a man of conviction, he has not altered his beliefs one inch.
Hussein Obama is going to destroy out country with his racial lies and hypocritical believes. All the mental midgets and lemmons will vote on him just because hollywood said to.

Thank god Hillary will be there to pick up the pieces.
jay says – reply to this

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who would seriously believe the globe? only a bleeding heart liberal. i love how p. clinton got away with having sex with a 22 year old intern and then people are like "omgzz!11 i totally believe bush does drugs1!" when they dont bat an eyelash at a married man commiting adultery when he is supposed to be representing our country! and then they want his wife in office, who cant even stand up to her husbands infidelity.

i think alot of lazy liberals need to get their heads out of their assholes and realize that nobody is perfect, not bush, but hes done alot for this country. and he doesnt cheat or do drugs!
GOD says – reply to this

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Liberals are so f'n stupid
POOp says – reply to this

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I knew a guy who snorted coke off of Barack's crack once.
Funny! says – reply to this

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The whole fucking cacophany of that cover is pretty priceless. Just another week for the Globe, y'all.
Liya says – reply to this

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Oprah does NOT weigh 220 lbs!
richnh says – reply to this

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The Globe is the same rag that publishes the boy-eats-own-arm-while-hiding-from-alien garbage. Come ON! Bush is a great father, a great husband, a moral man - albeit one that was not right for the job - and would no more snort coke than a 92 year old grandmother in a wheelchair. Can't believe you'd stoop to this.
Kate says – reply to this

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this is rlly stupid
can the media seriously stop making up shit about everyones lives just to get money ?
in no way do i support President Bush but i find it pretty low the way the media portrays everyone.