Cover Of The Week!

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The new issue of The Globe.

Priceless!

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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fairytalesofyesterday says – reply to this

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LoL…that made me laugh for like 10 minutes lolol. This magazine is such crap lol there is no way oprah is 220 pounds. Have you seen her lately? She's probably like 160 at the most.
woww says – reply to this

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come on..reallyy? gotta love freedom of speech eh

also- all of you criticising perez and the fact that his blog holds no truth (just like the globe).. you guys are the ones reading it everyday and fueling the fire.. fucking hypocrites

p.s. I LOVE YOU PEREZ! you make my days at work enjoyable!:)
OddJob says – reply to this

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Have read about those cocaine rumors all the time on internet. Wouldn't be that surprised.
tellall says – reply to this

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Oh my God, another new face for Priscilla???
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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Yeah right. He surely is the suckiest prez we ever have had, but I doubt any of the neo-con neo-nazi ppl he's got around him could figure out how to secure blow for Bushie. Don't believe it. Wish it were true though. I'd love him to be all jonesd out when he can't get his stuff. Piece of shit.
abi says – reply to this

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Oh like it would even matter. His judgment is already worse than anyone elses I know.
shoega says – reply to this

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I always get all my political news from the GLOBE, along with the stories about the Elvis & UFO sightings.
sarahb says – reply to this

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hmm bush on cocaine messing up his marriage? who fucking cares. they should write about how whatever he's on, or his own sheer lunacy messed up our country and the entire world. but hey, thats ok the Christians are happy, he doesn't want gays to get married /sarcasm. i honestly hate everyone that voted for him, especially the second time, its my litmus test of how either 1) stupid or 2) fucking evil a person is.
Mary says – reply to this

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Way to go Freedo!! I totally agree.
kate says – reply to this

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As usual link's not working!
oooooo says – reply to this

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WTF??????????
reader says – reply to this

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Curious of the Perezzer to post this up, but I love how the "politicos" show up with their uninformed, half-assed opinions.
alexis says – reply to this

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I like how the only time perez can show the cover of globe is when it has to do with George Bush. Get off it people. This magazine only produces pure garbage and the fact that Perez would post this proves how much of an idiot he is. It explains why he would like Hillary Clinton, way to go.
Katie says – reply to this

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wow, that's about as true as Barak Obama doesn't associate with terrorist groups…..Yea Right.
libhat says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you but to give this attention is ridiculous! 1. I haven't heard their marriage is on the rocks and 2. That man is so smart and coherent, no way does he abuse drugs. He may occassionally use, but whatever, he has kept us safe for the last 8 years. All I am gonna say is I told you so after barrack tried to make friendly w the middle east, ruins relations w Israel, and they bomb the shit out of us after fannagaling our security because we wanted to make good with them. lets get real people, they want to see us all blown up because we are not an Islam nation, not because Bush was trying to instill a democratic government. wake up people! and tell me again why the f*ck gay people want to be like straight people? copy cats, get your own.
ASSHAT says – reply to this

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Re: FU HAT – YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT & AN ILLITERATE!
Rehab says – reply to this

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I don't about the cocaine but there sure is a DOPE in the White House!
BryGuy says – reply to this

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MARIO: "We smell a major lawsuit coming!"
callie says – reply to this

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Sure would explain his lack of a conscience.
perezs says – reply to this

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It's the Globe - love how you are all such freaking sheep…BAAAAAA
lol! says – reply to this

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Bush on Coccaine. So funny!
JEN says – reply to this

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SUCH SHIT, HE ISNT THE BEST PRESIDENT AROUND BUT COKE. COME ON PEOPLE
WE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT
SERIOUSLY
bitter says – reply to this

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Isn't it ironic that nearly all of those who have spoken up for Bush have done so in long rambling and utterly incoherent posts?
PoliSc says – reply to this

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Really…….I dont buy that. Cocaine is a stimulant. Bush is way too slow to be coked out. I would say…… permafried…. or just average ignorant individual. And I am a Republican/Conservative so what does that say.
Stephy says – reply to this

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YOU HEARD IT FIRST ON HAROLD AND KUMAR BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliSc says – reply to this

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Bahahahahahahahahah… sorry … had to post again. LibHat is the biggest idiot I have ever heard. "Kept our country safe" ….. do you remember 9/11 you moron? Or Bush's link with the Saudi royalty? Get your facts straight you moron. And ps… "he's over there brining democracy"…. how is he supposed to do that when America itself is not truly democratic. I would say get an educaion, but that is useless for an ignorant individual like yourself.
Iheartfashion says – reply to this

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eeeeeewwwwww
Freedo says – reply to this

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Re: Freedo – what the fuck are you talking about you stupid morron, If BUsh wanted a war with a country that posted a real threat why din'the invade Russia or Chyna or Iran. This stupid war is causing a economic crisi all around the world.

Damn your are a dumb fuck.
tatian says – reply to this

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oh shit!
ECUNT says – reply to this

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Re: erica – SO ARE YOU.
TRUE says – reply to this

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Re: luci – WAKE UP YOU FUCKING DOUCHE.
HE HAS BEEN USING COKE FOR 30 YEARS!!!!
DOPE says – reply to this

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Re: Freedo – LOOK AT OUR COUNTRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
HE AND HIS HENCHMEN HAVE FUCKED IT UP!
Alliso says – reply to this

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Oh ok, yeah, cause you know, that magazine ALWAYS tells the truth. BLAH BLAH BLAH…(this is sarcasm for all you dense ones)
j says – reply to this

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bitter: Isn't it ironic that nearly all of those who have spoken up for Bush have done so in long rambling and utterly incoherent posts?

isnt ironic that all the liberals want a big change for the country but none of them can figure the fuck out what change exactly they want? ps- it's only incoherent cause youre a dumb fuck too lazy to read. pretty typical of liberals, ya'll love the sound of your voice.
eve says – reply to this

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Doing coke is fine but not when you become homicidal and start waging wars…
Jeff R says – reply to this

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Headline of the weak……Perez has AIDS and will die a horrible, painful death.
Sick says – reply to this

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Unbelievable. You have stooped to a new low, Perez.
LaceY says – reply to this

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LMAO at 220 lb oprah. Hahahhahahah

Diet or die!!!!
Hahah.

Omg.
just m says – reply to this

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Hahahahahaha!!! You are so right!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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that is disgusting that a tabloid would print this. regardless of personal feelings of the president that should not be printed. period.
liz says – reply to this

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of course he's fucking yakked outta his mind
DCGIRL says – reply to this

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I don't know about recent years, but when his dad was Prez., Georgie W. was doing blow all over town. He partied in all the clubs back in the late '80's/early 90's doing tons of it….I know people who partied with him…
#61 is says – reply to this

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Seriously, I think Dubya is #61.

GEORGE! Get off the damn computer and go to bed!
Ali says – reply to this

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yellow journalism and muckracking at its finest.
complete bullshit.

i guarantee NO ONE on this website knows what it's like to run the most powerful country in the world. the best you can do is vote for someone else you think could do a better job. so shut up and grow up you sad, naive people.
lindal says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
loco says – reply to this

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now that's my kind of president!
sammy says – reply to this

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fu** that he did not do that.. i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad hilary is out of the picture f her and her husband!! GO BUSH!!!
neepur says – reply to this

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I'm sure that's not the only thing that inbred, illiterate, stinking southerner
is stuffing up its nose. Gotta love those conservatives….I lub me sum Jebus!
jenbun says – reply to this

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what a bunch of crap. also, i want that kennedy money now, please.
Linda says – reply to this

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this is no surprise..! i bet he's just one of many doing drugs in the white house..they're all lying basterds!
fucking alcoholics!!!!!
god bless america…;))))
Linda says – reply to this

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this is no surprise..! i bet he's just one of many doing drugs in the white house..they're all lying basterds!
fucking alcoholics!!!!!
god bless america…;))))
Linda says – reply to this

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this is no surprise..! i bet he's just one of many doing drugs in the white house..they're all lying basterds!
fucking alcoholics!!!!!
god bless america…;))))
Linda says – reply to this

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this is no surprise..! i bet he's just one of many doing drugs in the white house..they're all lying basterds!
fucking alcoholics!!!!!
god bless america…;))))
Tatian says – reply to this

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Now THAT explains Harold and Kumar(the sequel)!!!
If you saw the movie you know what I mean!
Gerber says – reply to this

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Bush is a drug dealer
KevinK says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a sad hopeless political zealot. Seriously.

I made fun of them back in the Clinton days when they attacked him for the littlest things. And now I am making fun of Bush haters that are doing the same. This isn't even true, and you know it, yet you posted it.

You know what they say about those that dost protest too much.
moe says – reply to this

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no wonder he studders when hes making speechess
xrthd says – reply to this

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Surely this is cover of the decade
op says – reply to this

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Re: Freedo – Do you have family over there fighting? Have you lost a family member?
tome says – reply to this

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more lies by those who hate president bush. they just will not let him lead this country.

now oprah, she is fat and ugly toooooooooooooooo.
kim says – reply to this

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awsome
UhHuh says – reply to this

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#51 - yes we should be posting; he works for us, not the other way around. And in a few more months, he's fired!
yeshes says – reply to this

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No doubt this is true. Why do you think he can't put a coherent sentence together?
Rach says – reply to this

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Re: Woody – I totally agree… I hope the same thing….
Noelle says – reply to this

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It all makes sense now…LOL. That'll be a great defense if he is ever indicted for lying to the American public and bringing about an unnecessary war.
laur says – reply to this

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although i doubt this tabloid is legit, bush is a total moron. i cannot put into words how much i hate his dumb ass self.
i wonder how he must feel going to be at night knowing just how many people in the freaking WORLD hate his guts. i mean seriously…this man is a total fuckup and he is ruining america and the world as a result of it. i will throw up in my mouth and move to england if fucking mccain gets voted into the white house this fall. barack the vote people, or you're going to see the end of the world, seriously.
tonya says – reply to this

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OF COURSE Bush is on cocaine in the white house…just kidding…
Bec Be says – reply to this

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That explains alot!
yazZiE says – reply to this

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hahahahah what a SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR
nawt.

He's probably like
"What? We started a war? What's thhhhhhhhhhhat?"

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