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This is sooooo insanely cool!!!!
One of our favorite music magazines in the world, Blender, has chosen the Laptop Samurai to grace the very last page of the magazine for their monthly "Last Page" feature in their new issue.
We even got a shout-out on the cover!
CLICK HERE to read Perezzer's way too revealing interview.
Ha!
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The rogaine treatments can't be far off.
Congrats!
More shameless self-promotion, eh Perez?
Typical!
hahaha laptop samurai
Get over yourself. I would love to know what your educational background is and what you will do when your 15 minutes are up? And I DO NOT want to know about a FAT ASS and what he does to his pubes. I am sure you havent been laid in years. NASTY.
The more honest you are Pisser the more respect I have for you….I like how you said that P Hilton isn't the real youl…nice to know you actually have feelings
And damn fool, how you don't remember getting head???? Dude must of really sucked for you not to rememba!!!
Love your fat ass and you still sexy in my book PaPa!
FIRST!
2nd
The Gay Angelina Jolie? Are you serious hhhhhhahaaahahaa
First
Laptop Samurai? Really?
aww yay
Nice interview.
wow perez…you don't look so hot. you always talk about peoples look and how they look bad…well take a look at your apperance in this ad, SUCKS.
What about when you used to tweak on crystal meth?
Look's like you are straining really hard to shit…. that is what laxitives are for dude!!!!
PEREZ YOUR A STAR
PEREZ!!!!! Your interview is fucking awesome. I love your sense of humor and your style
! Don't let the haters bring you down, I think theyre way too serious about everything. Keep being your awesome self !!! woot woot
Pretty Dope interview!!!! Your so honest…I love it!!!
oh look, its the pilsbury fuckin dough boy
awwww perez
perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u!!!!!!
xoxox
audrey
Your so fucking awesome perez! Love the interview. Don't let the haters bring you down, stay fabulous in los angeles
!!!!!!!!!
that's pretty kick ass man way to go!
it's awesome how honest you are.
who gives a fuck about what people have to say about you.
=] love ya bitch
Rock on, Perez.
Also… what Jaywon said.
dude….you are more of a mess than britney. Sweet.
Now that's being honest! But some thing like your farting habbit, we don't really need to know..
Perez, the Samurai were honorable people. It is therefore highly inappropriate for you do go on proclaiming yourself a Laptop Samurai as you my friend have no honor.
DUde, do you have gas or are you taking a dump in that pool???
MORE LIKE LAPTOP SUMO!
haha perez I LOVE IT!! Keep going with your fab self.
Gees Perez! Where is your neck???
:) a little TMI- but still- wicked cool.
love you!
Re: reader – I actually came to say "5 more years and you'll have to join the hair club for men". Haha.
Love the interview. I think you did a great job answering those questions!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Too much information thank you very much.. next time don't tell us about your privates and your sex life.. yucko!
Latop Samauri?, —–MORE LIKE LAPTOP SUMO!
perez you are fatter than ever and looks like you are balding quickly…not to mention you are a flaming HOMO!! kill yourself already kojack
I think this is the most endearing post that I have read on Perez…
I *heart* Perez!!!
"man-ho"? discuss, please!! oh, you owe your readers a before picture!! prove to us you really were "all that" before you became a "fatso"!!!!!!!
Haha!! Love you Perez!!!
haha i loved it!
it was hilarious
ur awesome perez =)
Re: dick@p – ROTFLOL.
Love the honesty…
It's HILARIOUS!
That was perfection doll! I adore you and your wicked rad sense of humor. You are aaaaaamazing in book sugar pie!
c'mon perez- admit it! It was John Mayer doing the blowing, right?! that's funny- you're getting so famous you get supposedly straight guys to go gay for you. HA
haha i love this! so honest! can we be friends, please?
Laptop Samurai??? LOL
EEW way too much info in that interview. The LAST thing I wanted to read about was your sex life! *barfs*
Nice!! I laughed sooo hard!!!!
Very cool.
Congrats.
=)
ABCDEFG
look at these haters. they're just jelly! perez you rock it
I liked the article! simple. sweet? saucy.
the gay angelina jolie !!!! LOL!!!
But woh's going to b Brad
The only people who like hilton are the people who don't have friends.
i love your site and all, but you're going to have to stop making fun of other guys with receading hairlines. At least considering your own circumstances here. Um…plugs soon?
you look like youre taking a poop - whats up w/ ur face?!?!?
u rag on all these beautiful FAMOUS people and all you are is the ugly guy in the starbucks from Nip Tuck - which you have to know it was based on YOU
Perez is a paedophile watch out Kingston Stefani
Yeah.. soo I like you Perez
but.. admitting that you video taped yourself masturbating.. only makes you sound like a pedophile.
sorry.. but true…
EWWWWWW THIS IS DISGUSTING….. ur gross
CONGRATS! Glad you're getting so much press.. you're hilarious! LOVE IT!
ha. my blender just came, i just got done reading it. you're awesome perez.
Your so totally cute! Great interview and honest answers…..i like that for a change. Comparing to other interviews with different people.
lol
Perez! Eat a little better and grab a walk/jog now and then I want you to find LOVE and HOT SEX….. okay more hot sex…… you owe it toy ourself you have everything else! Fame, fun, etc….
DO IT! i believe in you….
YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IT'S NOT FUNNY…I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU AND SHE LOOK SO….WAIT A MINUTE!!!! DID I SAY ANGELINA JOLIE…I'M SORRY, I MEANT TO SAY FATTY ARBUCKLE!!! MY BAD! GOOGLE HIM KIDS..YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN…TWINS! PEREZ AND FATTY LOOK LIKE TWINS.
Music…… Or METH, you freak
that was great! and i love the reference to mayer..hahaha
OMG Perez u r crazy and honest
Great interview. I love the honesty!
PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I LOVE YOU! YOU BIG GAY BIG BOY!
Love this! But not as much as I love how people (who obviously view your site) come here to bash you - what a bunch of idiots. Guess they are unaware that any traffic here if good traffic (from an advertisers point of view).
Re: AnnieJ – Oops - I mean "is good traffic". Guess I need a typing course refresher.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT
8 outta 10 times u make me laugh.
and this made me laugh out loud.
LOOKS LIKE FUN! GREAT PIC
Perez! You big 'mo! I just love you to death… I blurted out laughing when you said you shaved your balls.. Keep entertaining me. You make my days less drab.
haha you're right, that was a little TMI. Love you Perez!
I must say…I love how honest you are! Which in LA is a rarity! You are the real deal. Not many people can give or take the honest truth! "HIGH" Five!
loved the interview..
You look like you are constipated. And you are still nasty and fat. Ha ha ha
Blender SUCKS!!!! You should have said no.
Perez, gay men dont hate you cause youre fat, they hate you cause youre ugly too!
You look like you are taking a shit in the pool. Real classy, as always!
What is it with you gay guys that you feel the need to talk to anyone who will listen, about your sex life? I mean, are all of you 13? Seriously. That's not "honest". It's vulgar and immature. If you're having great sex, more power to you but I don't want to hear about it. Some of us still believe that sex is a private, sacred thing. You and your fellow gay friends make it something dirty and disgusting. You also make yourself sound very, very pathetic. You can't tell me that your mom (if she were courageous enough to be honest with you, her meal ticket) appreciates seeing conversations like that out in the media for all the world to see. If she supports your vulgarities, then she is a sorry excuse for a mother.
You shave balls - you don't trim them. And of course, you fart a lot. What gay man doesn't - you give us a bad name and smell. Keep aiming for the dim stars buddy. Lowest rung on that ladder - keep reaching for it.
Blender is the same magazine that reviewed a Black Crowes album that they not only didn't listen to, but hadn't at the time been released to critics at all. They sure have a ton of credibility.
HEY CHUBS,,MORE LIKE… FOOD IS YOUR DRUG
If you have farting issues and they relate to Acid Reflux, you can always take the generic form of Prilosec. www.prilopill.com
I think it cool how open you are!!!!
TOO FUNNY…interesting tidbits were learned….
You need to work on your self-esteem. Seriously.
Fat doesn't equal unlovable or unattractive.
Get a grip!
okay well first of all, people who post hater comments just look pathetic because you obviously took the time to read the article or at least the website, so if you hate pnasty so much, why are you supporting him. don't be a hypocrit.
and perez, i love your fat ass.
If anyone wants to see the pre-fatty Perez; he was a bit player in one Episode of the Sopranos. It was the episode where Christopher robbed a box office at some college. He was one of the ticketsellers. He also had a personal ad circulating in his tweaker (aka thin) days. Still not attractive in my opionion.
What a hypocrite. You bash other people for being fame whores when you are one yourself. How can you be a blogger blogging about celebrities and trying to be one at the same time? Posting unknown artists (who suck by the way) songs on your site doesn't make you the "next Clive Davis"! Get real! You need to determine what you are. Are you trying to be a celebrity or not?! If so don't try and diss people like Heidi and Spencer who are just trying to make some cash too!
haha thats an awesome interview!! loves it and your hot background. canadaaa is amazinggg! yay
Holy Shit, that was way TMI! But we love you for giving up all of the juicy details.
Jesus. Shut UP.
OMG!
you are awesome!! best part of the interview hands down: It wasn’t a booty call, but I randomly met someone in London in February. We made out … and I think he might have blown me.
loveee you!!
Regarding Addiction:
You know Perez - you really have no idea what addiction is all about. You think it is just a lazy moral dilema? So wrong. You are gay right? And overweight? How do you like it when people openly bash those two issues? I believe you are born gay, just like people are born predisposed with the disease of addiction. And overeating? Really little difference than addiction. Why don't you take a stand and actually educate yourself about addiction so maybe you can be a pioneer in supporting people getting the help they need? Not every addict is the trainwreck cliche you think. Most just suffer in silence, die, or try to keep their recovery a little more private. Why don't you look up some of the great minds that have struggled with the disease of addiction. I don't find this funny. Unless you also want to blast people who suffer from the disease of cancer or diabetes as well. Open your mind. Ignorance is poison