Fully Blended

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This is sooooo insanely cool!!!!

One of our favorite music magazines in the world, Blender, has chosen the Laptop Samurai to grace the very last page of the magazine for their monthly "Last Page" feature in their new issue.

We even got a shout-out on the cover!

CLICK HERE to read Perezzer's way too revealing interview.

Ha!

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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reader says – reply to this

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The rogaine treatments can't be far off.
Cassie says – reply to this

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Congrats!
lynds says – reply to this

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More shameless self-promotion, eh Perez? Typical!
meagan says – reply to this

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hahaha laptop samurai
no4 says – reply to this

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Get over yourself. I would love to know what your educational background is and what you will do when your 15 minutes are up? And I DO NOT want to know about a FAT ASS and what he does to his pubes. I am sure you havent been laid in years. NASTY.
Ms Dol says – reply to this

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The more honest you are Pisser the more respect I have for you….I like how you said that P Hilton isn't the real youl…nice to know you actually have feelings

And damn fool, how you don't remember getting head???? Dude must of really sucked for you not to rememba!!!

Love your fat ass and you still sexy in my book PaPa!
1st says – reply to this

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FIRST!
edy says – reply to this

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2nd
j says – reply to this

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The Gay Angelina Jolie? Are you serious hhhhhhahaaahahaa
Meg says – reply to this

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First
betch says – reply to this

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Laptop Samurai? Really?
jordyn says – reply to this

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aww yay
reader says – reply to this

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Nice interview.
YOU LO says – reply to this

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wow perez…you don't look so hot. you always talk about peoples look and how they look bad…well take a look at your apperance in this ad, SUCKS.
Uh? says – reply to this

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What about when you used to tweak on crystal meth?
bored says – reply to this

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Look's like you are straining really hard to shit…. that is what laxitives are for dude!!!!
GABSYY says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOUR A STAR
Jaywon says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!!!! Your interview is fucking awesome. I love your sense of humor and your style ! Don't let the haters bring you down, I think theyre way too serious about everything. Keep being your awesome self !!! woot woot
Deeee says – reply to this

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Pretty Dope interview!!!! Your so honest…I love it!!!
wullie says – reply to this

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oh look, its the pilsbury fuckin dough boy
katie says – reply to this

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awwww perez
Audrey says – reply to this

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perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u!!!!!!
xoxox
audrey
Candyandcouture says – reply to this

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Your so fucking awesome perez! Love the interview. Don't let the haters bring you down, stay fabulous in los angeles !!!!!!!!!
Mel says – reply to this

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that's pretty kick ass man way to go!
Cindy says – reply to this

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it's awesome how honest you are.
who gives a fuck about what people have to say about you.
=] love ya bitch
lilpozer says – reply to this

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Rock on, Perez.

Also… what Jaywon said.
cole says – reply to this

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dude….you are more of a mess than britney. Sweet.
Caroline says – reply to this

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Now that's being honest! But some thing like your farting habbit, we don't really need to know..
Reardo says – reply to this

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Perez, the Samurai were honorable people. It is therefore highly inappropriate for you do go on proclaiming yourself a Laptop Samurai as you my friend have no honor.
trinis says – reply to this

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DUde, do you have gas or are you taking a dump in that pool???
dick@p says – reply to this

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MORE LIKE LAPTOP SUMO!
lissy says – reply to this

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haha perez I LOVE IT!! Keep going with your fab self.
Aleks says – reply to this

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Gees Perez! Where is your neck???
rocky says – reply to this

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:) a little TMI- but still- wicked cool.
love you!
Nathan_ says – reply to this

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Re: reader – I actually came to say "5 more years and you'll have to join the hair club for men". Haha.
bizzib says – reply to this

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Love the interview. I think you did a great job answering those questions!!
Gross says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Too much information thank you very much.. next time don't tell us about your privates and your sex life.. yucko!
dick says – reply to this

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Latop Samauri?, —–MORE LIKE LAPTOP SUMO!
truth says – reply to this

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perez you are fatter than ever and looks like you are balding quickly…not to mention you are a flaming HOMO!! kill yourself already kojack
reader says – reply to this

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I think this is the most endearing post that I have read on Perez…
Me Too says – reply to this

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I *heart* Perez!!!
felish says – reply to this

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"man-ho"? discuss, please!! oh, you owe your readers a before picture!! prove to us you really were "all that" before you became a "fatso"!!!!!!!
Perezf says – reply to this

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Haha!! Love you Perez!!!
vee-roh says – reply to this

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haha i loved it!
it was hilarious
ur awesome perez =)
Sim says – reply to this

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Re: dick@p – ROTFLOL.
Krista says – reply to this

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Love the honesty…

It's HILARIOUS!
Lees says – reply to this

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That was perfection doll! I adore you and your wicked rad sense of humor. You are aaaaaamazing in book sugar pie!
hmmm says – reply to this

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c'mon perez- admit it! It was John Mayer doing the blowing, right?! that's funny- you're getting so famous you get supposedly straight guys to go gay for you. HA
jmm* says – reply to this

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haha i love this! so honest! can we be friends, please?
Laury says – reply to this

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Laptop Samurai??? LOL
MissMaryLoubell_III says – reply to this

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EEW way too much info in that interview. The LAST thing I wanted to read about was your sex life! *barfs*
Paty says – reply to this

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Nice!! I laughed sooo hard!!!!
Very cool.
Congrats.
=)
MissMaryLoubell_III says – reply to this

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ABCDEFG
karen says – reply to this

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look at these haters. they're just jelly! perez you rock it
tiffmo says – reply to this

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I liked the article! simple. sweet? saucy.
marghe says – reply to this

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the gay angelina jolie !!!! LOL!!!
But woh's going to b Brad
Deb 18 says – reply to this

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The only people who like hilton are the people who don't have friends.
dudebr says – reply to this

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i love your site and all, but you're going to have to stop making fun of other guys with receading hairlines. At least considering your own circumstances here. Um…plugs soon?
ginnif says – reply to this

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you look like youre taking a poop - whats up w/ ur face?!?!?
u rag on all these beautiful FAMOUS people and all you are is the ugly guy in the starbucks from Nip Tuck - which you have to know it was based on YOU
clairelb says – reply to this

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Perez is a paedophile watch out Kingston Stefani
anonym says – reply to this

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Yeah.. soo I like you Perez

but.. admitting that you video taped yourself masturbating.. only makes you sound like a pedophile.

sorry.. but true…
kyle says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW THIS IS DISGUSTING….. ur gross
Anna W says – reply to this

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CONGRATS! Glad you're getting so much press.. you're hilarious! LOVE IT!
mel says – reply to this

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ha. my blender just came, i just got done reading it. you're awesome perez.
Krista says – reply to this

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Your so totally cute! Great interview and honest answers…..i like that for a change. Comparing to other interviews with different people.
Perez! Eat a little better and grab a walk/jog now and then I want you to find LOVE and HOT SEX….. okay more hot sex…… you owe it toy ourself you have everything else! Fame, fun, etc….
DO IT! i believe in you…. lol
Gazzer says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IT'S NOT FUNNY…I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU AND SHE LOOK SO….WAIT A MINUTE!!!! DID I SAY ANGELINA JOLIE…I'M SORRY, I MEANT TO SAY FATTY ARBUCKLE!!! MY BAD! GOOGLE HIM KIDS..YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN…TWINS! PEREZ AND FATTY LOOK LIKE TWINS.
dalton says – reply to this

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Music…… Or METH, you freak
eg says – reply to this

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that was great! and i love the reference to mayer..hahaha
sam says – reply to this

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OMG Perez u r crazy and honest
D says – reply to this

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Great interview. I love the honesty!
Juleboo says – reply to this

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PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I LOVE YOU! YOU BIG GAY BIG BOY!
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Love this! But not as much as I love how people (who obviously view your site) come here to bash you - what a bunch of idiots. Guess they are unaware that any traffic here if good traffic (from an advertisers point of view).
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Re: AnnieJ – Oops - I mean "is good traffic". Guess I need a typing course refresher.
LAUGH says – reply to this

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT
8 outta 10 times u make me laugh.
and this made me laugh out loud.
eddie says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE FUN! GREAT PIC
Randi says – reply to this

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Perez! You big 'mo! I just love you to death… I blurted out laughing when you said you shaved your balls.. Keep entertaining me. You make my days less drab.
Alli says – reply to this

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haha you're right, that was a little TMI. Love you Perez!
Soleil says – reply to this

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I must say…I love how honest you are! Which in LA is a rarity! You are the real deal. Not many people can give or take the honest truth! "HIGH" Five!
joelle says – reply to this

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loved the interview..
You ar says – reply to this

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You look like you are constipated. And you are still nasty and fat. Ha ha ha
Mike says – reply to this

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Blender SUCKS!!!! You should have said no.
m says – reply to this

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Perez, gay men dont hate you cause youre fat, they hate you cause youre ugly too!
CK says – reply to this

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You look like you are taking a shit in the pool. Real classy, as always!
Grow U says – reply to this

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What is it with you gay guys that you feel the need to talk to anyone who will listen, about your sex life? I mean, are all of you 13? Seriously. That's not "honest". It's vulgar and immature. If you're having great sex, more power to you but I don't want to hear about it. Some of us still believe that sex is a private, sacred thing. You and your fellow gay friends make it something dirty and disgusting. You also make yourself sound very, very pathetic. You can't tell me that your mom (if she were courageous enough to be honest with you, her meal ticket) appreciates seeing conversations like that out in the media for all the world to see. If she supports your vulgarities, then she is a sorry excuse for a mother.
Dick S says – reply to this

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You shave balls - you don't trim them. And of course, you fart a lot. What gay man doesn't - you give us a bad name and smell. Keep aiming for the dim stars buddy. Lowest rung on that ladder - keep reaching for it.
Mike says – reply to this

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Blender is the same magazine that reviewed a Black Crowes album that they not only didn't listen to, but hadn't at the time been released to critics at all. They sure have a ton of credibility.
LaTari says – reply to this

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HEY CHUBS,,MORE LIKE… FOOD IS YOUR DRUG
Brando says – reply to this

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If you have farting issues and they relate to Acid Reflux, you can always take the generic form of Prilosec. www.prilopill.com
jessic says – reply to this

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I think it cool how open you are!!!!
Angeli says – reply to this

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TOO FUNNY…interesting tidbits were learned….
Chubbe says – reply to this

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You need to work on your self-esteem. Seriously.

Fat doesn't equal unlovable or unattractive.
Get a grip!
Ally says – reply to this

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okay well first of all, people who post hater comments just look pathetic because you obviously took the time to read the article or at least the website, so if you hate pnasty so much, why are you supporting him. don't be a hypocrit.

and perez, i love your fat ass.
pc3 says – reply to this

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If anyone wants to see the pre-fatty Perez; he was a bit player in one Episode of the Sopranos. It was the episode where Christopher robbed a box office at some college. He was one of the ticketsellers. He also had a personal ad circulating in his tweaker (aka thin) days. Still not attractive in my opionion.
Perez says – reply to this

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What a hypocrite. You bash other people for being fame whores when you are one yourself. How can you be a blogger blogging about celebrities and trying to be one at the same time? Posting unknown artists (who suck by the way) songs on your site doesn't make you the "next Clive Davis"! Get real! You need to determine what you are. Are you trying to be a celebrity or not?! If so don't try and diss people like Heidi and Spencer who are just trying to make some cash too!
kaitda says – reply to this

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haha thats an awesome interview!! loves it and your hot background. canadaaa is amazinggg! yay
Diego says – reply to this

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Holy Shit, that was way TMI! But we love you for giving up all of the juicy details.
divajulia says – reply to this

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Jesus. Shut UP.
gemin says – reply to this

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OMG!
mary says – reply to this

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you are awesome!! best part of the interview hands down: It wasn’t a booty call, but I randomly met someone in London in February. We made out … and I think he might have blown me.

loveee you!!
emma says – reply to this

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Regarding Addiction:
You know Perez - you really have no idea what addiction is all about. You think it is just a lazy moral dilema? So wrong. You are gay right? And overweight? How do you like it when people openly bash those two issues? I believe you are born gay, just like people are born predisposed with the disease of addiction. And overeating? Really little difference than addiction. Why don't you take a stand and actually educate yourself about addiction so maybe you can be a pioneer in supporting people getting the help they need? Not every addict is the trainwreck cliche you think. Most just suffer in silence, die, or try to keep their recovery a little more private. Why don't you look up some of the great minds that have struggled with the disease of addiction. I don't find this funny. Unless you also want to blast people who suffer from the disease of cancer or diabetes as well. Open your mind. Ignorance is poison