Fully Blended

Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute

This is sooooo insanely cool!!!!

One of our favorite music magazines in the world, Blender, has chosen the Laptop Samurai to grace the very last page of the magazine for their monthly "Last Page" feature in their new issue.

We even got a shout-out on the cover!

CLICK HERE to read Perezzer's way too revealing interview.

Ha!

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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levser says – reply to this

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BEST picture EVER
Joelle says – reply to this

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I love you.
Dustin says – reply to this

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quit using the phrase "laptop samurai", much like "fetch" its never going to happen!
Amanda says – reply to this

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I F*ing LOVE you Perez. You're god damned hilarious - Congrats on everything you've got going. You deserve it! *hugs*
fupere says – reply to this

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wow. u r embarrassing. stop being so conceited nobody likes u
whatev says – reply to this

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We like it when Perezzers shows a little humanity.
jen says – reply to this

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You have a great sense of humor, we love you Perez!!! why are the people that hate him reading his site and commenting?
Regan says – reply to this

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You look like butt in that photo and by the way…what makes you a big deal in the music industry. I think your taste in music sux! Are you a musician yourself?? What do you know?? If you can do that then so could I. Whatever.
laur says – reply to this

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prezzy, i love your blogs, but you look like you're trying to shit your pants in this photo
likes says – reply to this

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cute, pretzel. i love you!
darbyc says – reply to this

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Perez, you know nothing about addiction, your music selection is complete shit and you should really stop trying to act like you have a right to that huge ego of yours.
hahaha says – reply to this

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Talk about name dropping. That's just an absurd number of names to drop into such a tiny little interview. Somebody feels inadequate…
Nicki says – reply to this

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Oh perez! Love it you nasty boy! keep up the good work, you deserve the recognition.
Heroin says – reply to this

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oh it looks liek U forgot 2 take off UR Depends b4 U got in the pool again!
lg says – reply to this

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Great…you finally lost some weight!
johan says – reply to this

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Good to see you are covering yourself while SHITTING !! lol
yvonne says – reply to this

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You're awesome! Keepin' it real! YAY 4 u!!! Very funny about the hook up in London! LOL
isaiah says – reply to this

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Perenciss…you're getting a lil thin on top…time..for Mercks…1 mg rx for propecia…..LMAO
Bobby says – reply to this

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Perez, you are disgusting! when were you ever in shape? as far as the world is concerned, you are not helping. you are gross!
YUP says – reply to this

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HAHA…nice interview Perez! Who cares if it's a little T.M.I.! As your professional empire expands, you will be doing TONS of interviews and pictures…and some of them you'll simply like better than others!! But, it's great you were so candid because your supporters want honesty and your fans respect it. Also, as peeps become more famous and climb the entertainment hierarchy, they become more pressured by their professional entourage to 'say & do' the "right thing" causing interviews to become watered-down conversations with hidden p.r. agendas. Unfortunately, but realistically, this may happen to you, Perez Hilton. Soo, in the future, it'll be awesome to look back and find these kinds of interviews & articles! You'll reminisce about your life, at this point in time, and remember simpler times-when life used to be easier-cuz that's all gonna change-but it'll be all good! : )
SR says – reply to this

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Ew, you're kinda gross.
Janell says – reply to this

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When was your last booty call?
It wasn’t a booty call, but I randomly met someone in London in February. We made out … and I think he might have blown me.

John Mayer much?
mika says – reply to this

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that was gross
XoXo says – reply to this

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That was sexual.
Josh says – reply to this

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Anyone who lists Blender as one of their favorite "Music" magazines really has no business listening to music. Wasn't Tila Tequila on the newest cover? How about you open an issue of Magnet, or Paste and learn something.
jay says – reply to this

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perezito is so hot…let's suckie suckie cutie
libby says – reply to this

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ew perez it looks like your pooping in the pool.. not sexy
Ida says – reply to this

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It looks like you are skinnier than usual perez (since you are a phat cunt otherwise). Now you only look like an ugly cunt go go you!
Narcis says – reply to this

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WHO GIVES A FUCK? YOU ARE FAMOUS FOR WRITING (IM SORRY BASHING) OTHER'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HENCE, YOU ARE AS TALENTLESS AS THE FAME WHORES YOU RIP. GET OVER YOURSELF.
sarahi says – reply to this

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U rock Perez! Keep doing what u do. Luv the interview, your hilarous.
? says – reply to this

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Cool Interview & I like your take on things!

OUCH, to the wax job!
Iheartfashion says – reply to this

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I though you said you was going to loose some wait not gain some.. JK
Sarah says – reply to this

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Love you, love you, love you!
Rambov says – reply to this

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Very nice, though you probably could have skipped the part about shaving your balls.
kitty says – reply to this

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their stylist had to get creative to hid your fat gut….HA…you are such a pig perez!
Caroli says – reply to this

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great story perez - smart, funny, sassy, self-deprecating but still self-assured…love it! love you! you brighten up a boring lunch hour or any sunday afternoon!
eliza says – reply to this

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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAT UGLY GAY ASS. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
ayeshk says – reply to this

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i love you. that article made me laugh and smile and everything it was perfect.
we made out…and he may have blown me..
hahahaha
iris says – reply to this

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Re: emma – AMEN. this person speaks truths. stop bashing people who are dealing with their addictions. your probably one of the most annoying people on earth, pretty damn close to rosie. now that i think of it, rosie has actually contributed for the well being of society…what have you done? talk shit about everyone, brag about yourself, eat too damn much….
cass says – reply to this

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jesus christ perez…you have no shame do u?!
i suppose thats a good thing for the most part.
and i actually was craving more.
u should do longer interviews.
seriously.
ur too funny…
liz says – reply to this

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i just love you….has anyone told you you're great? you are..
T-M-I says – reply to this

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TMI, Perez.
I guess you dish it out on yourself as bad as you do on everyone else though.
couch says – reply to this

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Perez, you're shy, a bit immature, witty and I hope yu get yer kids some day soon.
Absolu says – reply to this

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I love you.

So much.
Maddie says – reply to this

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I laughed out loud. That was funny, and honest!!!
RainbowChelita says – reply to this

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Congratz P!
You're taking over all the media!
Rock!
Tessaloniki says – reply to this

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hahaha I would love you to have five kids and be the gay Angelina Jolie but don't spoil them like you spoil Teddy!
domini says – reply to this

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i just want to say that i fucking love your interview.
very funny, very honest which was very refreshing.
LOVE.
dusty says – reply to this

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You remind me of a little kid, always reminding everyone how special and popular you are. HEY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR WHAT MAGAZINE YOUR IN. Ok enough already about you.
clarke says – reply to this

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haha i love that photo good one!

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