It Could Have Been Worse
Does he think he's above the law????
Our former makeout partner John Mayer was stopped by police on Tuesday, and he (obviously) looked none too pleased about it.
The sexually fluid singer was given a citation for driving without any license plates on his car.
Naughty, naughty!
Hey, at least he wasn't busted for DUI….yet.
John doesn't seem like much of a boozer, though. He seems more like a stoner!
He and Jennifer Aniston must have A LOT in common!
[Image via Hollywood.TV.]
There was some major dramz on the set of the Hannah Montana movie in Tennessee on Tuesday.
Gusty winds caused a lighting rig to crash into a ferris wheel....with people on it.
Thankfully, no one was seriously injured.
Even more thankfully, Perezcious reader Amanda caught video of the freak accident on her camera phone.
yaaa baby im first
first!!
Oh snap!
notice the bud light truck in the bkgd
notice the bud light truck in the bkgd
Leave him alone Perez. You totally love him anyways!
4th? na
haha yeah jen n john
love me
233rd!!
that doesnt look like him at alll
Wasn't he passing TMZ? Why you didn't put that on your site?
Be fair..show the video of him laughing it off. And also, all the celebs who can afford the tickets don't have plates..in an attempt to keep the scum at bay.
he was really funny about it. not pissed at all…
He's so hot. Oh, but how the French suck.
Yes, because most people are smiling and skipping over rainbows when they are getting a ticket.
I know you HATE john mayer Perez but if you go to TMZ you will see him joking arond with camera men and acting goofy about it.
Stop calling him your make out partner you sound so desperate and caught up!
leave john mayer and jennifer aniston alone please, they've actually done something with their lives . It's so easy to be a critic isn't it ?
HAHGHAHA STFU FATTY.
OMG YOU MADE OUT ONCE.. YOUR NOT GONNA GET ANY ATTENTION BY KEEP SAYING YOU DID.
HES TO HOT FOR YOU.,
Who gives a shit if he's a stoner?? You act like it's the worst thing in the world. Go pick on cokeheads like Tatum.
WOW HOLLYWOOD.TV IS GOING TO START STILLS, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Clapping for PerezMario. You know how to put the posts that get people commenting. It's becoming so transparent I use to love you now I just feel sorry for you. Bask in this fame, it is FLEETING. Keep that in mind.
John gets lots of attention now cause he's dating Jen. Hope he can take that. Love his music, he's just a normal guy like all the rest of us…. much more talented perhaps.
Perez you'll have to suffer like the rest of us…. he wouldn't want me either. Some things you just have to live with.
yeah…no one believes you made out with him. And jealousy isnt a pretty color on you
perez stop being such a bitch
If he keeps singing about love, then why does he keep falling out of love? This love between him and Jennifer will only last a few months, and then it will fade away just like every other Hollywood love affair. Stars don't know what love is, they are just actors, and all they know how to do is act. *barf*
who is ever pleased to be pulled over by the cops? are you all giggles when you get pulled over, perez?
PEREZ UR JUST HATING CUZ U CANT HAVE JOHN MAYER. EVERYTIME SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM U GOTTA POST IT SAYING HE MADE OUT WITH U GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!
28th! haha
Brad Pitt also admitted to getting stoned.
Even after he left Jen, he said that smoking weed is fine and supported it.
Looks like you'll have to start talking smack about your Bradley boy, HIPPOcrite.
hahahaha.
Oh Perez, Perez,
You are sooo, whats the word Im looking for…..um, oh, jilted! dude, it happens to all of us, just get over it!! Its okay, life goes on and in the end, you will either be friends with the ones that jilted you or you wont, most likely though….you will be. Its life. Sorry for your pain.
Geez… It's like you are obsessed with John Mayer. I understand on reporting on celebrity news but do you ALWAYS have to point out that you made out with him? It makes you seem so desperate and you wanna get the most out of a kiss that happened how long ago? Its getting real old now, most of the times it just seems like you re jealous. Perez wake up…it happened let it go. Just report what happened not that hes your former make out partner, we've heard it dozens of times…
Re: Shanno – What proof do you have that it didnt happen? I say, it did. And for the record, its a big deal in THEIR lives…not ours.
Your "make out partner"? !? Dude, you are as psycho as Uma Thurman's stalker - LET IT GO. None of us care if you somehow managed to become the butt of some punk'd joke John Mayer had with a bunch of his friends. Stop embarrassing yourself. So sad. Sad. Sad.
awe pumpkin
quit hating on John… Jealous
No one believes what Perez has to say about his gay "hook ups" with celebrities
He has moments of o.k.ish looks, but he really bugs the shit outta me! Such a dork!!!
you have to stop with the "make out partner" thing. SO lame!!
JESUS get over that makeout it clearly means everything to you and shit all to him. if he wanted you hed be with you so what does that tell you. just tell us the story not your history of a kiss that was probably a joke to him.
I THINK JOHN MAYER IS WAAAY HOT. I'D LET HIM FUCK ME ALL HE WANTS. BUUUUUT, I HAVE HERPES AND I DON'T THINK HE WOULD WANT TO *cry*cry*cry*
OMG just give it up PEREZ it seams that you are hurt at the fact that he is with Jennifer Aniston. It was a one time kiss nothing special get OVER IT he is NOT GAY plus if is GAY he can do WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!
I THINK JOHN MAYER IS WAAAY HOT. I'D LET HIM FUCK ME ALL HE WANTS. BUUUUUT, I HAVE HERPES AND I DON'T THINK HE WOULD WANT TO *cry*cry*cry*
fuck me please!!!! just wear a condom and it should be fine. ima good fuck!
Perez, face it, you're just jealous because John is better-looking, has a meaningful career, is a talented musician and can have anyone he wants at any time including you. He is everything you wish you were but aren't. Sorry to break it down like that but face reality you will never be like John Mayer or be with John Mayer.
Im becoming increasingly disappointed in the quality of this site.
Perez, you're starting your downfall.
You are so jealous it's not even funny - he ends up dating the woman you hate the most. You must be dying, Perez. And yet, I laugh.
PEREZ YOU ARE A BIG BABY. GET OVER JOHN. OH AND YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP.
since we are in the topic of drugs, lets remember angie jo is a heroine junkie, and addicted to her brothers salchicha
Re: cody – I laugh with you!
Perez I love how creative you are. Your site makes me laugh a lot & I love the words you use & your stupid drawings, etc… but enough with the John Mayer thing.. He is perfect, I love him. His music is awesome and he is really one of the best human beings in this world & happens to be an amazing artist. And Jen Aniston also soooo great. They couldnt be any more perfect together. And "Former make out partner"?? haha.. very funny, but I dont like the funny stuff with John! Quit it hon.
I am sorry to say that, but Jen and John have more in common than you do with John! At least they are both good looking and their names start with a j! John kissed you once, he will never do it again. I hate people who kiss and tell.
OMG! PEREZ SHUT UP ALREADY NOBODY BELIEVES YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER THE MEDIA DIDN'T EVEN REALLY TALK ABOUT IT! GET OVER IT PLEASE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BEATING THIS DEAD HORSE OVER AND OVER AND NOBDOY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perez on a serious note I think you are kinda fake and a hypocrite I'm liking you less and less.
OMG! SHUT UP ALREADY NOBODY BELIEVES THAT YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER NOT EVEN THE MEDIA THEY DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT! GET OVER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CLEARLY DOESN'T WANT YOU HE'S WITH THE BEAUTIFUL JENNIFER ANISTON AND THEY ARE HAPPY! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK BITTER AND LONELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another thing perez you are becoming kinda fake and a hypocrite I'm liking you less and less.
Why does anyone care about him? He's a terrible singer and an even worse comedian. I'm sick to death of constant bad humor. Thanks for encouraging it, TMZ. I wish he would disappear.
I love your blog but what the hell has Jennifer Aniston done to wrong you??? Angie may give to charity but she is still a home wrecker in most people's eyes. Money can't buy you a good reputation.
What — Is he supposed to be jumping for joy as he gets a ticket??? I'm sure you'd be looking pretty annoyed. Please . . . Get . . . Over . . . It!!!
Boring — I mean seriously, he's not the only bisexual musician in the world, it's no big deal. WHY are you going ON about kissing this guy? He probably only did it on a bet.
Wait, I know — it's because he's the only action you've had all year! You'd be a great slut if anyone would fuck you.
Invest in rohipnol, it's the only way you'll get anything.
give it a rest, so u made out with john mayor. no one cares anymore! its ovah!!!!!!
Yeah, Yeah, John is very cool and very smart and very funny and he's getting cooler and smarter and funnier with every drag off a fatty he takes. But I watched Barack Obama's glorious speech tonight some of it and I agreed with all the superlatives he related over Hillary Clinton and my only question was Why is she not the nominee?
(Because this country is twisted and has made a very wrongly bad decision about her)
Poor poor Prez, your so jealous of him and Jen that you just cant stop yourself from bashing him. MOVE ON!!!! HE has!! I know your just so proud and excited that he kissed you that you HAVE to mention it as often as possible, but PLEASE…..get a life!
JM is so gay.
Hell hath no fury like a (wo) man scorned. Hmmm it would appear Perez has green eyes and will attempt to destroy the man who scorned him by use of the words. Whatever happened to the old adage that whatever happens in the bedroom remains in the bedroom? I would be more p*ssed off at you Perez for making public a making out session for money. You may find that you will become shunned from those who may feel that you are incapable of keeping anything secret. One thing to have free democratic speech on your thoughts on situations Perez - another to blab your mouth about private issues for money and or notoriety. Not nice to 'brag' about intimate encounters…..
It's pathetic that you have to bring up the "makeout session" with almost every post. Is your love life really that unfulfilling? Please go DIAF.
What the fuck do you know about either one of them, Retard? Just make up shit as you go along as always. I hope your "fashion" line ( insert hysterical laugh here) takes off or your budding "music mogel" ( insert rolling on the floor laughing till I can't breathe here) takes off so this site will close.
oh you sad jealous little fat man.. Perez, nobody is on your side over this hate campaign against John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. Leave them alone, arent people allowed to date eachother? You dont own him and never did, IF he kissed you, it was just a drunken joke.. you are really embarassing yourself over this, now dry your tears and go jerk off to a picture of angelina jolie for the 11th time today
Oh Perez! SO BITTER~ Looks like you have turned GREEN with envy. It's not a pretty look for you!
Is he a moron? Who drives around without license plates on the car?
Re: hypocr –
Well if BRAD PITT says it's okay to get stoned, then it MUST be!! WOW, I never knew!! Thank God you told me that Brad said it was okay! whew!
Darn Perez, you really want John to want you - huh! Are you desperate for attention like John said????????
Check yourself bro
If John Mayer likes to get stoned thats perfectly fine! legalizeeee it! buttttt on the other hand I agree with people who comment and say to make a big deal about coke heads and heroin junkies rather than harmless pot smokers!
Aww Perez you should like a jealous ex-girlfriend. How about laying of Mayer. It's not very becoming of you. By the way, kudoos for sticking with you exercise. Maybe it will burn off all that negative energy. You'll find a new person to swap spit with in no time.
don't be so bitter Perez, it's totally unbecoming… what did you think, you and John Mayer were going to become the next hot couple, seriously????
Perez, why are you such a bitch when it comes to John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston…? He laughed it off afterwards, but you didn't write that down did you?
And Jennifer Aniston is a stoner?, ..says you.
How does one not remember to get license plates for their vehicle???
Ok Perez, you need to give this a rest already! You are so obviously jealous of John and Jen's relationship is becoming annoying!! GET OVER IT! MOVE ON!! Green is not a good color on you!!
He was probably trying to get away from Aniston. She probably had the wedding invites printed up already!
old news, saw it on TMZ TV monday night
Perez got attacked by John Mayers tongue…thats why he doesn't like the guy. Now Jennifer Aniston has to deal with it.
Anybody that thinks they are above license plates because they are a celebrity needs a reality check.
He likely didn't realize that you required them. Total arrested development there. Right down to hanging onto Jennifer Anistons apron strings.
Egotistical loser that feels he is above the law. Any idiot knows driving w/out plates is illegal.
Jennifer Aniston is a stoner??! I think John Mayer is a wiener, and she is beautiful. I wish she would find someone fun and hot to shove it in Brad's face. Like George! What revenge that would be.
I so wish I could be like you, Perez. A fat, big headed, horse teethed, cheesy yeasted, small cocked, dirty assed, I wear all my clothes so tight that they smother my fat balls and gut guy. You are the epitome of of gayness and celebrity.
I heard that the reason John didn't hook up with again was because you kept biting his lips when y'all were making out and he was afraid you'd scrape his ginormous man tool. OH, and you were in dire need of a vat of Listerine and a tube of Ass scrub.
Sucks to be the fat boy at the cool kid's party.
Doesnt suprise me mayer…dumbass.
Re: grus –
He sing about love…. if you actually listen to his last album, a lot of the songs have to do with relationships not working and such, so get your facts straight.
holy shiznet prez! why did u delete my comment? hahaha Guess I struck a nerve!
Re: Jeniston –
Why would George Clooney even look at that has-been sitcom loser, AND his good friend Brad's REJECT? That's just too pathetic for you JenFans. Mayer is just about JenJen's speed, pothead loser. I guess neither are interested in baby making. So sorry. No little Jens yet.
And all the people who think he thinks that he is above the law, did you happen to think he is in a new car and he hasn't gotten them yet?
ugh….poor John Mayer is being stalked by Perez…god, that has to be the biggest regret…one night of getting shit faced and now he can't run from ugly Perez
Ummmm - All that Bud Lite Beer in the back… What's that about?
Dudette,
GET OVER IT…NOBODY BELIEVES YOU and the more you talk about it, the more pathetic you sound. John would not lower himself that low to kiss you. You need to quit making a fool out of yourself, because nobody is buying it. Ok, so you are not in a relationship and nobody wants to be in one with you, so get over it and quit acting so insecure.
I notice that you "cut and paste" your articles lately. Too bad. Oh and BTW..give up on the "makeout partner" getting stale.
John was getting attention before Jen and the reason being was that he was dating Jessica Simpson right smack dab in the middle of her divorce. She was getting alot of attention because of leaving Nick - John came into the picture soon after the divorce. That's why he became tabloid news. When he had the balls to dump her , he then became interesting to the public. As for his relationship with Jen - he actually looks happy! Can't say the same for his previous relationship. Jen looks smitten as well. Not once did we see pictures of Jen with all her "supposed boyfriends" EXCEPT for Vince. No pics of her and paul together, her and orlando, her and david spade, etc. If she were trying to bluff the public, why wouldn't she have been caught canoodling with them in public???! It's because this is a real relationship NOT just tabloid GOSSIP. Learn the difference people. She doesn't need to put on a show for anyones sake. Some of you fangs really need to get a life and stop speculating that this is for show. deal with it already (perez).
No license plates???? WTF?????? I'd get about 1 block without getting thrown down for that? Is it kind of okay out there? Hollyweird.
LOVE THEM TOGETHER…SOOOOOO CUTE. WHO CARES IF THEY GET STONED, BETTER THAN DRINKING & DRIVING. DON'T HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL COOL PEEPS. JEN IS STUNNING AND HE IS ADORABLE. I THINK THEY MAKE A GREAT COUPLE!!!!!
He was happy and bubbly before he started going out with Jennifer. Actually, he's always been that way. And, while I thought his relationship with Jessica made no sense(just like this thing with Jennifer)I do remember seeing photos of him looking happy with Jessica.
Dudette,
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN….GET OVER TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD BELIEVE IT!! John would NOT stoop so low as to kiss some class-less loser like Perez. Look at the beautiful WOMEN he has dated, why would you think that the world would believe that he kissed a cruel, fame seeker, lowlife who looks and smells like you. NOBODY believes it dude…get over it! You are only making everyone gag more at the thought of you.
getting pulled over sucks.. getting your picture taken while being pulled over must suck even worse.
who the hell is ever happy about getting a ticket?
PUFF PUFF —- ~ PASS
BITCHES
I WANT TO SEE MAYER IN A SQUARE CUT LYCRA SUIT
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I WOULD KISS HIM ALL NIGHT LONG
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TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT……………..HOLLER HO'S
ahhh i lov ehim!
leave my man (John) alone, big deal he got a citation… dosen't anyone get one sooner or later
i have a question…who cares if he kissed you perez…you fuck guys in the ass
i like him i think he's cute…but with maniston..im not too sure