It Could Have Been Worse

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Does he think he's above the law????

Our former makeout partner John Mayer was stopped by police on Tuesday, and he (obviously) looked none too pleased about it.

The sexually fluid singer was given a citation for driving without any license plates on his car.

Naughty, naughty!

Hey, at least he wasn't busted for DUI….yet.

John doesn't seem like much of a boozer, though.  He seems more like a stoner!

He and Jennifer Aniston must have A LOT in common!

[Image via Hollywood.TV.]

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:20 am / Email this  »

    134 comments to “It Could Have Been Worse”

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    1. a says – reply to this


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      i can definitely confirm that john mayer is indeed a huge stoner, he lived (until he became famous) down the street from me in fairfield,ct. he attended my old high school, fairfield highschool which is now warde highschool.

    2. jfan says – reply to this


      102

      I wonder Jennifer is going on tour with him this summer.

    3. jfan says – reply to this


      103

      Sorry, I meant to put "if" in that last comment.

    4. Sim says – reply to this


      104

      I would like to know, of one single person in this world, who jumps for joy when they are stopped by a cop. Could you be any stupider?

    5. BI and says – reply to this


      105

      hey, perez. Stop being such an ass about the fact that you claim he kissed you. You have no pictures. all you did was take a lie detector test-which are not submittable in most courts. And even if he did, who gives a shit? Great for you? I'm not suprised he denied it after you played "kiss and tell" He can't be bi? Why is that not possible…I don't understand what your fucking problem is with bi people…you always seem to use this as a slight against mayer. Fuck you.

    6. aimee says – reply to this


      106

      Wow!! Get over yourself Perez. Pulled over…OMG!! No OUI, no drugs, no hookers. Boring……Stop trying to make news out of nothing…makes you look pathetic

    7. Meliss says – reply to this


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      you're all so dumb.. you sit there and trash perez and talk all this shit but you are the ones on his website and then you even take the time to leave comments, pathetic.

    8. ugly m says – reply to this


      108

      PATHETIC! WHAT AN IDIOT!

    9. ugly m says – reply to this


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      TO: JPR31
      You idol, the ever ugly maniston, was the one who ruined her marriage in the first place why blame it on others

    10. Ugly M says – reply to this


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      TO:Jeniston

      Wishful thinking..start counting but who knows but I doubt it…HE resents her!

    11. Eva says – reply to this


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      Re: nick – Yeah.
      This whole Jen thing isn't going to last too much longer, as it seems to be running out of steam. When John's with Jen, he looks so tense and nervous, like he can't relax. It's like he's being controlled by her and her evil PR team. When John's not with Jen, you see the real John come out.
      I do believe that he'll find the one, but Jen's not it. Like I've said before, Jen and John have absolutely nothing in common.

    12. yoyoma says – reply to this


      112

      oh i love you perez!!!!!

    13. jimsho says – reply to this


      113

      Jen Aniston smokes reefer? I know she likes the cigs.

    14. Katie says – reply to this


      114

      That doesn't look anything like my boyfriend John.

    15. sm says – reply to this


      115

      leave both of them alone. quit being rude just because you are jealous.

    16. la says – reply to this


      116

      I just want to know why celebrities get so upset about getting tickets. It's pocket change to them- you're not super human get over it!

    17. noneek says – reply to this


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      Re: Meliss – Would you let your friend smile in a picture with lipstick on her teeth. Or walk around with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. True friends point out these things which is why we must help Perez and point out to him when he is being pathetic and jealous.

    18. verity says – reply to this


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      as usual exagerating-I saw this on TMZ YESTERDAY and he's acting fine. Perez youa re such a freak!

    19. Lara says – reply to this


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      WOOHOO! :D I love it when celebrities are treated like people, and not gods.
      Bet they threw a party for the copper when he got back to the station.

    20. YAWN says – reply to this


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      She's such a plain jane. And not talented at all. so now she's after the young boys, huh? what a pathetic cougar.

    21. dive says – reply to this


      121

      J.M. is GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    22. keke says – reply to this


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      He made out with preze.do't blame preze for it. Remember how you all do it if this was …no name calling here. It is only fair. Love you preze. I never like you but know at least you are fair sometimes ofcourse.

    23. lele says – reply to this


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      He made out with preze.do't blame preze for it. Remember how you all do it if this was …no name calling here. It is only fair. **************************************
      they say move on preze funny that. Who is Preaching who about moving on?why they are still bashing angie for a crappy 3 years ago
      marraige? See!!! that is how annoying and sickning all of you are! preze kisses Jhon Mayor what just 4 weeks ago it is still new. JM never accept his bisexuality. Thanks jenny for dating paul and jhon mayor.

    24. Stupid says – reply to this


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      Jealous much, Perez? You know if you really wanted to get back at Mayer, you'd stop commenting on ANYTHING he does. This way, you just look stupid and bitter.

      I'm definately on John's side now!!!

    25. Speak! says – reply to this


      125

      Re: lele – English much?????????

    26. Jennil says – reply to this


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      Maniston fans are hypocrite when perez keep reminding maniston that her toyboy make out with him the Jenniloonies keep on harping that perez should stop repeating that incident and that it's not true bwahahhaha morons all of you !! Karma is a bitch Maniston you're fans keep repeating for 3 years that Angelina supposedly "STOLE" Brad from their FULY IDOL.. now when Perez keep repeating the same incident about her toy boy they want PEREZ to stop LMAOOOOO!!! MAYER is GAY and MANISTON is a LESBIAN .. they are really soulmates bahahahhahahhah!!!

    27. kmm says – reply to this


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      is anyone evry happy to be pulled over? his reaction has nothing to do with him thinking he's "above the law"

    28. Eva says – reply to this


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      Re: YAWN
      I agree with you 100%! Let's face it-jen has become one pathetic loser. Jennifer Aniston=2008's Broitney Spears!

    29. Me says – reply to this


      129

      Leave them alone!!!!!!!!! Just get over him…

    30. VideoX says – reply to this


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      OMG…PEREZ there's a VIDEO of YOU and Mayer making out..PEREZ & Mayer!! OMG!! Eeeew!! Hahahahahaha! Perez was right!! This is gonna be TOO GOOD!! It's a cam phone video, not the clearest but you can CLEARLY see it's Mayer's big head and Perez' big head, gettin' it ON!! Bahaha! Maniston is SUCH an old middle aged LOSER!! You guys gotta see this!

    31. noneek says – reply to this


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      Re: VideoX – Are you retarded? So what if he kissed him, John Mayer never denied it, but why is it a big deal to you? He was drunk. And what if a man kisses another man, what now he can never have a relationship with a woman again? Grow up! Jennifer Aniston isn't a loser for dating him just because he has kissed a man!!

    32. K says – reply to this


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      Re: noneek – I agree ! you know jolie has had her lips on another womans snatch but brad doesn't seem to mind… she's also had her tongue down her brothers throat, but brad doesn't seem to mind….. I'd like to see any of the loonies dispute jolie's sexuality. Is Brad a fool for being with a bi-sexual ( who apparently is now reformed)? Atleast John Mayer has an excuse… it's called alcohol. He doesn't tell the media and the world that he loves other men. Unlike Ms. Lesbo Jolie.

    33. erin says – reply to this


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      i love love love his new hair!!!!!!

    34. die j says – reply to this


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