This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Heidi Montag
This was only a matter of time!
Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.
The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
Seriously!
Discuss.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
there is something seriously wrong with this chick… she thinks she can sing, she thinks she can design clothes. Just because you can do those things doesn't mean you are good at it.
oh my goodness…
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She is such a joke!!!
she sux!!!!
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fuck me, thats ridiculous.
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she is so dumb and should never mention getting an oscar. ever again
Never going to happen. Not while the Academy exists…
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What a skank!! I hope she just goes away!!!
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wow…she better start crackin' then
Umm Oscar really? I guess she has high hopes. Either way, at least she is going after what she wants. So far, she has been successfull at making it a little bit famous, even if we don't love her.
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WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SK@NK? SERIOUSLY, SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK PROPERLY………HER DESIGNER "DUDS" WERE A JOKE, MAKING GIRLS LOOK LIKE WHOORR3S. HONESTLY, I THINK HER AND SPENCER SHOULD JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TRYING TO GET PUBLICITY OVER WHAT? NOTHING INTERESTING THEY HAVE TO OFFER. HEIDI JUST NEEDS TO SHUT UP, IF SHE WANTS TO BE AN ACTRESS, DO IT AND DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOU WANT AN OSCAR B/C YOU ARE ONLY SETTING YOURSELF OUT FOR FAILURE! DUM@$$!!
barf… wait, no, triple barf.
What she is, is…delusional! Someone put her on a couch and help her to see if her mama and daddy weren't uber rich, she'd just be another blond bimbo wannabe! SHE IS DELUSIONAL!
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is that a joke?
Hey thats great for her!
this fame hungry hoe will do n e thing to get money or keep her name on perez…ugly bitch..get a life…u and that bitch u call ur man…i hate heidi..y is this bitch even on the hills…the hills is about lc and her life..and since heidi and spencer are not in lc's life n e more they need to kick rocks……boooo!!! boooo!!! booo!!! fuck these bitches
She is a dick, die in hell!
HA! HA! HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
hahahahahahahahahahahah LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, funniest thing I've heard all day!
ugly cunt
Oh this is rich!!! She is so far out of touch w/reality. I'm sure Cate Blanchet and other A-Listers are shakin' in their boots (not).
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she is really embarassing
she is a joke
My advice..QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD>>>YOU HAVE NO TALENT>>>YOU ARE A JOKE!!
say whaaaaaaaaaaat?
has she acted in any work??? OTHER than the HILLS?!?!?
YOUR A DUMB BITCH HEIDI! YOU ARE FAKE! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS FAKE!! IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO CARES SHE SUCKS
Her acting on the hills is horrible…what makes her think she will be able to act in movies???
Uhm……winning an Oscar entails NOT TALKING ABOUT WINNING AN OSCAR. Talk about setting yourself up for failure. It's a lot more attractive and holds more merit when someone just DOES what they're good at and doesn't fucking talk about it. Sorry, honey…..you'll be long forgotten soon enough.
She could play the part of a Douche Bag perfectly I think!!
jebus, she's really stretching her 15 minutes…
HHHAAAAAAA!! this is damn funny! an oscar? Puhlease, ambition has nothing to do with obtaining an oscar. But TALENT does and sorry ms. thang but there isn't enough of anything in this world that will allow you to achieve either. HHHHAAAAA!! Tell us some more…
I just want to see her naked!!!
She is a damn mess. I wouldn't pay to see anything she's in.
This thing is just a common trollop. Common in EVERY way. Please go away, boring, untalented, plain looking, shit mop.
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OMFG,THIS MUST BE A JOKE, APPARENTLY NOT, BUT STILL, SERIOUSLY, HEIDI MONTAG?
AN OSCAR?!
GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
Plastic surgeons can't give you talent retard, or ambition for that matter.
Please say it isn't true…no one wants to see her dump ass in a movie.
i would but i am too busy throwing up.1st
HAHA she can star in my homemade movie lol!!! GO ME!
that is so ridiculous. i cant stand her! doesnt she know that everyone hates her and wants to see less of her, not more! whatever, let her act. it will give us all something to laugh about when she fails miserably
oh please her and an oscar just don't go together
the fact that she was on "the hills" makes me not take her seriously
i dont think she'll endo up being a good actress, but I'm willing to give her a chance
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hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can one person be soo dillusional. She is on drugs or just a plain idiot.. An oscar?? If her acting on The Hills is any insight to her acting ability she will be lucky if she wins a effin razzy!! Make her go away please!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA just like she wanted to win a grammy? No one takes her seriously! Does she not realize that?
SHES PRETTY AND ALL BUT HER LOOKS ARENT GONNA GET HER ANYHERE HER MUSIC SUCKS ANYWAYS IVE HERD AND I WASNT IMPRESTED AND AS FAR AS AACTING SHE SUCKS. SHE NEEDS TO BLOW SPENCER =]
win a oscar doing what? I hate these blonde bitches!!
Yeah, an all around talent. Considering how well her music (or lack thereof) went over, she should be hiding!
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I love it when people set them selves up for failure. She couldn't even place 3rd or better at Santa Anita.
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A Razzie award for sure! An Oscar… you actually need talent for that, you are a JOKE Heidi HAHAHAHAHAHA
I "I want to play a serous role
about a Lady with large fake breasts who
wears a bikini for photographers 24 hours a day
who becomes a female boxer and then her trainer dies
and then she discovers the cure for major bad things
and then she saves the world…um…" Rash Manly
WTF????
BITCH! GET YOUR FUNGUS INFESTED FEET ON THE EARTH!
YOU ARE NOT TALENTED, YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE SKANKY HO WITH SOME LUCK THAT´S ALL… LUCK! NOT TALENT, YOU JUST WANNA GET ATTENTION, ´CAUSE UR FAMEWHORING 15 MINUTES ARE ALMOST GONE, YOU REPUBLICAN SKANK, I´M A FASHION DESIGNER, AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? YOU DUMB ASS.
*****LATINO PRIDE PEREZITO *******
PERU LOVES YOU!!!! COME VISIT PERU PEREZ! WE LOVE U!!
Whoever said she's ugly tho….must be a drugs! heidi is a fuckin GODESS! o god what i would give!
This poor girl just doesn't get it.
It's almost too painful to watch.
I don't think I have ever seen someone quite so full of themselves!
Silly Cunt
WTF?!@?!?!?!?! *gigglesnort*
I really feel bad for her. She honestly thinks she has talent other than being a huge follower. If your only friend is your boyfriend, who by the way, once the cameras stop rolling, won't be your boyfriend anymore, there's a problem. She's that annoying girl in high school that keeps trying to befriend a group of girls that just won't let her in.
Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away!!! Worth a try
If this chick gets an Oscar, the Academy loses all integrity it ever had.
SKANK ASS, FOR REAL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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DUDE, BITCH FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she makes me want to become deaf and blind
HORSE-FACED!!!
Didnt Jenna Jameson just retire? I beleive they have an opening!
Is she mad, last I checked you had to have Talent to win an Oscar, She maybe able to fool MTV into thinking she has talent but she's not fooling me. You cant sing, you cant act, your nearly a thing of the pass on the Hills, now the Oscar and I want to Marry Spencer Shit. Please get over yourself. YOUR DONE. YOUR 15 MINUTES IS OVER!!!!
Hahahahaha.
Sorry, sweetie. Last time I checked you needed talent to win an Oscar. Just go into porn, already.
lol…love it!
BEYONCE will win an Oscar before this skank does.
she is a great actress, remember how natural she and spencer looked at the mother's day photoshoot? dont worry hone, you will get your oscar right after you get your music grammy!
love ya P-NASTY!
I want to suck her cock sooooooooo bad!!!!!First!!
she couldn't act on the "reality show" …why would she be able to act in a real movie? I'm sick and tired of these losers looking for more publicity. Leave acting to the REAL actors!!!!!
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PEREZ……….who gives a rats ass about this tramp? who the fuck is she anyways? a mtv reality 'star'? gimmee a break!
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Umm…..that is like the equivilent of the Red Sox taking 80 years to win the world series title………Not in this (her) lifetime! But hey…..nothing wrong with having dreams, is there?
yuuk…she looks like a fucking ugly man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah right..an oscar??? keep on dreamin' girl ups boy xD
Is she serious? Okay, if people can't take her seriously on the stupid ass show, The Mountains…why are people going to take her seriously in a movie? She should go back to custy butt where she is from and hibernate so no one will ever see her.
AUDRINA will win an Oscar before this skank does….and Audrina already has a leg up on her, she's shooting a movie right now! Take that, Skank!
Re: keith – You're an Idiot!!
she is going no where way too fast! she couldn't design clothes, she can't sing what makes her think she can act.. the hills is scripted and she sucks at that… i think she needs to go back to college and get a real life, but she will probs continue to bank on MTV's the hills season after season untill they get to old to be cool anymore.. they can't be fidm students forever and hold fake jobs at places for the rest of their lifes. this bitch needs to grow up!
she doesn't even act well on the hills. How can she think she can do it in a movie?
She has Blond hair and a bad boob job. When was the last time an Oscar winner fit that description?
Johnny Depp has never won an Oscar and she expects to get one before him…lol
This bitch needs a reality check! Just because you recite scripted lines for MTV doesn't mean you're a talented actress. When will the media be over this fame whore?
Ridiculous, yes…but you can't knock determination…
LMAO. well the fact that a handful of retards think the hills is actual reality attests to her supposed acting talent i guess. I'd still LOVE to see what director would hire her. Maybe the same guy that cast house of wax. If Paris Hilton can be an actress then anyone can.
I think she's not as dumb as she looks and she's just having fun with her silly image
If Madonna can win one, anyone can. I've never seen this chick sing or act, but can she really be any worse than other "singers" and "actresses" her age? Hell, I say go for it!
This girl won't let herself disappear. Right when she's not getting attention anymore she calls up US Weekly for a "bombshell" announcement so we can see her horseface on the cover. She needs to realize that if she had any talent or anything to care about (other than those two ridiculous melons attached to her chest) she wouldn't have to drum up her own buzz.
She is so needy and pathetic. Does she seriously not realize what a laughingstock she is?
Unfortunately, she and Spencer have been around longer than anyone expected. The general problem with the "Celebutards" is that the media continues to give them attention . . . like it or not, these slack jawed posers sell mags and get internet publicity. The second that the bright lights are shifted to the next flavor of the month, we won't hear from these two again. They are talentless, and contribute nothing to society. Take a look at prior fame whores, and where they are today. It really is a tragic tale. Heidi is poorly educated, shallow, and lacks any redeeming attributes. We will soon see her and her Warewolf boyfriend Spencer trying to pimp themselves out to any media outlet that will pay attention to them. Denise Richards, Kim Kardashian etc., are not far behind. The best thing about the downfall of these "C" level celebrities is that it is being documented for years to come. I can't wait to see the retrospecitve on how a few of them got hooked on coke and ended up making a low budget porno on Van Nuys, then robbing a liquor store to get $30.00 for a bump. Stay tuned!!!!!