This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Heidi Montag

This was only a matter of time!

Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.

The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:

"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."

Seriously!

Discuss.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

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Lara says – reply to this

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Note that she says, "I plan to win an Oscar."
NOT: "I plan to be a respected and talented actor."
sillyXhardcoreXgirl says – reply to this

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is it just me or is anyone else getting sick and tired of this whole "speidi" bullshit. Like really this shit is goign to get to the point where she fucking rules the world.. BEH stupid people piss me off…. Why can't we just put her in a fucking oven and him as well and burn her fucking fake tits and destroy his chicklet teeth.. this is ridiculous.. YOU CAN'T GET FAMEOUS OFF OF A TWO BIT SHOW
KelCLo says – reply to this

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Please tell me she doesn't think she's deserving of an Oscar for the role she portrays on the Hills… That's not a movie, it's a scripted reality show. LOL Pobresita her proxide is getting to her. I'm assuming Spencer will get award for best supporting actor, riiiiight.
Hanis says – reply to this

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LMAO!!
a jokeee, really ?!
dum!
Vaness says – reply to this

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Delusional thoughts!!
NY says – reply to this

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Re: liz – LOL. I AGREE! SHES LIKE PARIS HILTON'S LIL SIS- SHE WILL NEVER GET AN OSCAR!
Jillia says – reply to this

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Gotta give it to the girl…she's nuts which is certainly entertaining. I know another young girl with a coke problem who said that she'll win an Oscar too, her name is Lindsay Lohan. Good luck Heidi.
mander says – reply to this

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Whenever i see heidi on the cover of a magazine i wonder why? like.. shes noit really good at singer acting or designing so why is she even famous besides being on the hills??? :S lets me serious now..
andrea says – reply to this

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Come on even Lindsay Lohan can't get an ocsar.
HEIDI says – reply to this

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SHUT THE FUCK UP… HEIDI YOUR A DUMB, UGLY AND NOT TALENTED!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A REALITY SHOW DOESN'T MEAN THAT MAKES YOU FAMOUS……….GO SUCK SPENCERS LITTLE COCK
ali says – reply to this

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TRASHY MCTRASH TRASH
smosie says – reply to this

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I honestly don't see this happening in my lifetime as to say we are approximately close in age. No one will take her seriously. Just like they don't take her literally. No one will know who she is in a year or two.
Anaira says – reply to this

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she aint the best but DAMN SHE IS A HOT ASS BICTH, FAKE OR NOT, HOT I HOT.
Jennie says – reply to this

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She is retarded! Just because she was on a tv show, she thinks she can e a actress and a singer?!? She's a bad liar, plus she can't handle her own issues in reality! I hate her, she's too into herself
mallor says – reply to this

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the day that she wins an oscar is the day i am crowned queen of England
Lauren says – reply to this

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I totally think she will win an Oscar!!! Right after Jessica Simpson….
JEN says – reply to this

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I'm sure she would have a very successful career in porn!! She plays the role of desperate skank quite well!!!!!!!!!!
Kody says – reply to this

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sad…. i can't believe she gives herself such high goals and she acts serious about them… even if she were to get nominated for an oscar, which is very unlikely, no one in the acadamy will vote for her, shes a ugly bitch without a brain
nikki says – reply to this

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how should i say this nicely? oh yea……………..YOUR HIDEOUS
Zoe says – reply to this

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Hey Heidi - here's what to do….make a guest appearance on Sesame Street when the word of the day is "NEVER"…’cause girl…that's the closest you'll ever get to "Oscar."
oscrcr says – reply to this

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I wish big flying dinosaurs still existed so one could pick her up and fly her away somewhere to be eaten.
mawanj says – reply to this

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If all the world goes deaf, dumb and blind then MAYBE she has a small dust particle snowball chance in HELL to win an Oscar. There are people currently in a vegetative state that could act 1 trillion times better then this whore!
bell says – reply to this

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Oscar are given for talent not ambitious. retard.
brooke says – reply to this

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Why does everyone hate this girl? YOU ALL made her famous and continue to do so while commenting about her. She made it bc of a reality show and has turnt it into much more than 15 minutes, so far.
I think she is hot, and if she can act on a stupid show, maybe she can really act. I say follow your dream and screw what everyone else says! After all, she has ALL of you talking!
Aimee says – reply to this

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I am so over this fake ass chick! Get her off this website- she doesn't even deserve the (negative) press!
Maegan says – reply to this

426

Aw…sweetie, they don't give out Oscars for cheap porn films. Sorry.
Maggie says – reply to this

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She is such a frickin dumbass! I can't take it anymore
rachel says – reply to this

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gag me with a spork.
lele says – reply to this

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DO THEY GIVE OSCARS TO PORN STARS????????….. THATS WAHT SHE CAN PROBABLY GET….SHES SO … SO … SO … STUPID
lele says – reply to this

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DO THEY GIVE OSCARS TO PORN STARS????????….. THATS WhAT SHE CAN PROBABLY GET….SHES SO … SO … SO … STUPID
Samant says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok first of all…being a reality television star does not really seem to do much for any aspiring actors/actresses. It sort of just proves that they are publicity whores and are not to be taken seriously as actors. If Heidi Montag EVER wins an oscar, I will eat my hand.
plz says – reply to this

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she is soooooooooooooooooooo naive

if she wins an oscar i will stop watching movies….stick to the hills heidi
taylor says – reply to this

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wow,
hedi you are so such a fake. no one likes you. so how about you shut up. your 15 minutes of fame are OVER ! so move on.
EWWWW says – reply to this

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She looks like a porn star…..all FAKE and UGLY!
benny says – reply to this

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wow,, thats all i have to say
wow!
kate says – reply to this

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She is a no talent loser !
elizbu says – reply to this

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This girl is a JOKE! Why, oh why does anyone care what she "plans" on doing?
andrea says – reply to this

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im sorry to say this but the only oscar she`ll be winning is for her fakeness on the hills :X
jess says – reply to this

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whoree.
Genaro says – reply to this

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This girl is dumb.
jk says – reply to this

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Perez please stop contributing her pathetic famewhoring would you. Its annoying but then I get it, its like this joke you can't stop laughing at!
jordan says – reply to this

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why does this chick really think she has any talent whatsoever. besides being an extremely fake wannabe and sleezy designer, she somehow thinks she's talented? i'm confused…am i the only
kristi says – reply to this

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lmfao
dante says – reply to this

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This bitch is fukkn crazy! She has no talent at all. But if they start giving out oscars for being a plastic clown then yea she might have a shot. But as far as i know hey only give out that award for poeple that actually have talent in the arts. get a grip heidi and stop embarrassing ur family.
HAHAHA says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cathy says – reply to this

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LMFAO.
This shit made me laugh out loudddddd.
Yah, ok an actress .
I actually think she won't be that bad, because she acts EVERYWHERE. On her fake as reality show, at the park, in front of spencer, shopping, in the lame ass video clip everyone seriously though was a joke, and especially infront of Cameras.
Ohh my Gawddd.
This chick needs to like fall in a hole somewhere.
Steve says – reply to this

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Yeah, she'll win for playing the part of the delusional, ditzy blond airhead.
emprez says – reply to this

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she sucks and she´s a bad person. So sick of seeing her nasty face anywere…
likeom says – reply to this

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i dont know in what mind she was thinking she can win an oscar hello lady your singing is bad….your clothes is bad…..your video making is bad…everything you do is bad…who will give dare to give her a role in her movie..and come on people will just see it so they can see how bad she acts too lol this chick is sad…very sad…
Angie says – reply to this

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To me, it seems the only reason anyone is giving her attention is because you're featuring her on your blog. I have an idea, why don't you and all the other bloggers just give her a blackout. Completely ignore her, don't post anything about her even if she does something that just screams "I'm a fake fame whoring waste of sperm and egg". I don't even lower myself to watch the hills and I'm still sick of her face.
elle says – reply to this

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Ha! She is what's wrong with America today. Poor girl, she's not ambitious, just dillusional. Somebody please stop her. Perez, you have the power, esta chica esta loca!
PS Perez-you make my day better!
RainbowChelita says – reply to this

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Jajajajajajajaaaja clueless jajajajajajaja
Sim says – reply to this

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I'm sorry… this girl annoys the absolute shit out of me! She is TALENT-LESS!!!
moe says – reply to this

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hey heidi! in hollywood, you could buy those fake oscar trophies at the stores and get one that says best retarded female…
instead of getting nominated for an OSCAR, shes going to be nominated for a RAZZLE. i would be so proud of her if she wins a RAZZLE
Serena says – reply to this

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Hahaha, I love this girl, she's so delusional it's funny.

If she can't act on the Hills, what makes her think she can act in a movie?
amie says – reply to this

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SHE iS A iDiOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Franki says – reply to this

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I can't stand the blonde bitch!!!! Oscar my arse!
Snicke says – reply to this

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One doesn't "plan" to win an Oscar - winning one is an abstract, objective thing, based on OTHER PEOPLE's opinions. The only thing Heidi will ever win an award in is the porn industry! Seriously, this big-chinned, delusional skank's 15 minutes of fame are up! Why I am even wasting my time commenting on this pathetic waste of air and space is beyond me!
tito says – reply to this

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she looks like Sandra Lee from the food network
em says – reply to this

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team lauren!
liam says – reply to this

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Gimme a break. This is the same thing Linsay Lohan said, and look what happened to her career. Any of these celebutards who have the ego to say they want to win an oscar have fallen in love with their own celebrity, and don't realize they are untalented idiots. Once she realizes this, she'll become a coke whore and it'll be a downward spiral. Whatever happened to humility?
heath says – reply to this

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WHAT A STUPID CUNT
Court says – reply to this

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She if absolutely ridiculous!!! who does she think she is! i went on her website the other day and just laughed my ass off..her and spencer are like a fucking cult its sick…she needs to be shot dead
Jennif says – reply to this

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She will be lucky if she ever wins a razzy award or whatever they are called. Her voice sucks and her clothes look cheap.
Annie says – reply to this

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She's such a joke. She's clearly loca!
oh dea says – reply to this

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This CHILD shows a complete lack of insight. Not only does acting, and actually winning an oscar take an extreme amount of talent, but it takes intelligence, something that she clearly and completely lacks. No one wants to watch a dumbass struggle with giving lines. Fuck her. And anyway, I doubt she could even handle the grueling process that is filming, it has nothing to do with glamour, it is in every way work, much more than she's ever lifted her finger for in her whole life. Go masturbate or something Heidi.
Linda4 says – reply to this

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If the paprazzi is 100% responsible for this chick having any fame. It's kind of sad actually, to see her trying so hard to look sexy. She has as much sex appeal as a rock! And don't tell me her "boyfriend" isn't gay! These two are ridiculous!
kate says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha this is a joke

its obvious that her and her boyfriend/manager/fame hungry boyfriend are SO DESPERATE TO BE FAMOUS, and anytime anyone sees them on ANYTHING its her talking about lauren from the hills, or her practically begging people to take her seriously. its a JOKE
asherz says – reply to this

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Shes a stupid bitch
Alana says – reply to this

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I am so sick of this chick. What has she done to make herself famous? Fight with another girl or two? Newsflash! Immature high school girls do that every single day. It's not a talent.
meg says – reply to this

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ambitious or taking herself way too seriously?!?
Anne says – reply to this

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she is so stupid…i can barely take it!
Deanna says – reply to this

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ewww.. i would like to punch her in the face… MODEL SCOUTS LOVE PEREZ!!!! xoxoxox
bridge says – reply to this

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talentless, tacky, and washed up.
never going to happen.
Sara says – reply to this

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They are such a joke, I knew Spencer in High School and College. He always has acted better then everyone, and he is not! He is a very insecure guy and gf use him and cheat on him.
Kristi says – reply to this

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Um who the hell endorses her? Where does she get funding? Seriously, it is just painful- how does she not know she is making a total ass out of herself?!
tammy says – reply to this

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Ew I'm so sick of Heidi and Spencer I could puke. If we all start ignoring them maybe they will go away!!! She is as fake as her lips and rack!
Kate says – reply to this

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Heidi,
Instead of praying for Lauren all the time, you need to start praying for yourself. You are a disgrace to women…
Ro says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOO
HEIDI AN OSCAR?
Wake up Heidi, you cant sing and you dont know how to act.
your so fake on the hills imagine on a movie?
LMAO silly girl!
oh lor says – reply to this

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is she tryin 2 b funny? evn the great johnny depp hasnt won an oscar, its hrd wrk- n she thinks SHE cn win 1? well thank god nt evrybodys dreams cum tru, hers is jus wayyy too much 4 her
nunez7 says – reply to this

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Heidi looks like a horse. There was a pic of her in a bikini in PEOPLE style watch and she is just nasty….her face looks just like my horse Shooter!…are her 15 minutes up yet?
James says – reply to this

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i'm soo on the fence with Heidi. i like her but i hate her, i hope she does well yet i hope she bombs and sucks at life. i'm really not sure how i feel about the "oscar" or how good of an actress she'll be but i think it'll be interesting!

she could end up being another Paris…or she could be the next Cameron Diaz (even there is NOOO comparison!!!)
Stella says – reply to this

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I think she meant to say a "Razzie"
anna says – reply to this

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This girl needs to give it up. Doesn't she realize everyone is laughing at her? I know its suppose to be "any press is good press" but in this case the girl is just a disaster, and I'm tired of reading about this idiot. GO AWAY!!!!
LOL says – reply to this

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she should just go back to sucking paparazzi cock
taylor says – reply to this

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what a joke…lets start hollywood on fire and start all over.
sofia says – reply to this

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oh my fucking god,this douchebag is unbelievable,i thought her song was a freaking funny or die video,she sucks ass!!!!
MilMil says – reply to this

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She and her bf are really some of the most ridiculous people ever existed! It's funny how twisted her mind is. They have no idea that they are just a joke.
brian says – reply to this

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stupid whore
Henrys says – reply to this

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I wish someone would grap those almost-too-skinny-to function-arms, look deep into her plastic face, and shake her silikonbody, and tell her NO! No you cant sing! no,you cant make clothes and no no no you will never ever win an Oscar! if you really wanted to become an actress, u should have thought about that before u filled ur lips with crap, making it impossible to have any expression whatsoever. is she sad? was that a smile? it would be very confusing. I used to like Heidi, the old "everybody cries at christmas eve" funny Heidi! The new doll-like Heidi, is so fake that it hurts. take a bow spenc!
freckl says – reply to this

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this chic cracks me up!!!!!!
ayu says – reply to this

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come on…
she can't do nothing!!!
her music is so lame!!!!is she really can act???come on!!!!
wanna win Oscar???keep dreaming biatch!!
claud says – reply to this

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i really can't believe she thinks she's talented. she is sooooooo crazy!!!!! i don't think that her clothing line is good i think it's a bit on the slutty side. she really needs to get over herself and stop being so dumb.
Lionh says – reply to this

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She's probably gonna suck the whole academy off to get one. Lol

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