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Harlow's mommy attends the N.E.R.D. record release party in L.A. on Wednesday night.

Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her "____________."
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Harlow's mommy attends the N.E.R.D. record release party in L.A. on Wednesday night.

Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her "____________."
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Why you DYKIN' girl?
have you told him that i'm harlows dad?
first
OMG! I THOUGHT THAT WAS LINDSAY LOHAN! OOPS!
1sssst
I'm way cooler than that Maden guy. Come on, look at me. Was there ever any doubt"
have you told him that i'm harlow's real dad?
first
7th!
you gonna get raped
Would you like me to cook you a super hot nutritious meal with all the trimmings?
WHEN YOU GONNA EAT….!!!!!
come to the black side!
The Stepford Wife chip implanted in your head appears to be working.
Please eat something.
i'm the father.
Why Joel Madden??
yum
go back home to your daughter where u belong!
You smell
i love you
'Everybody Nose, girl!'
why dont we make music together
…about his shitty-ass tats.
Eat some chicken girl
let me fat'en you up by putting some fat cock in you
No one nose
GIMME YO BABY BIIIIITCH
:D
second
its okay 2 eat
"Got any ROCK???"
im gonna grab yo tittie.
he way saying….lets look like we are talking about something so perez can post us on his site asking his viewers to wonder what we were talking about.
i like to lick anus
"Once you go black you never go back"
Can I piss on Harlow in my new video? It will be edgy.
Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her…."here's a towel, wipe your face, cool down, have a drink it's on me!"
I'm gonna eat yo babeeeee!!
That blonde friend of yours still fukkin anything with a pulse?
die bitch die!
let's go for a quicky!?
This Pharell is sure a bomb…
"I can get you the weed by tomorrow"
Did Joel find out yet that I am Harlow's real baby daddy?
Come on baby, just lemme cop a QUICK feel
please… don't go back in time! stay just like you are… being a good mother!
o_O
luv ya perez!
AHM… FIRST?
EAT… Just Eat
Don't breathe in, i just farted
Honestly girl, you gotta eat.
"Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
eat a sammich
Go home to your child and eat a sandwich.
"you have plenty of money… go get your roots done!"
So…you Aren't on drugs? What's up with that madden guy then?
…why'd you mess with a ZERO when you could've had a HERO!?!
More simpal life
seriously….your boobs are nice
"don't sing…like just don't do it…EVAR!"
damnnn eat some chicken!!!
PS: his shirt looks like it could be out of the perez line
"you have such beautiful blonde hair, why do you dye your roots brown?"
I'm telling you straight, girl–my nuts will look so nice draped across the bridge of your nose.
WHEN YOU DROPPIN' THAT SIMP FOR A PIMP!
YOU LOOK HOT!
To eat a burger
"I know you wanted to be in the Everybody Nose video, I KNOW, but LaLohan didn't want you to steal her shine."
I sweaaaaaaaaaaaaar I'm a good babysitter.
money's tight right now
"yeah, you said it was just one drink, one line and one or two vicodins, but remember, you're still nursing that baby." LOL!
So, when are we gonna fuck?
my brown weenus is yummier than yo whyte bf's pinky weenus…
he said " nicole,for real you need a sandwich,you look like a crackhead.
Damn Bitch you are even skinner than me.
Hello….is it me your looking for?
girl-we all know ya black so where is ya ass and titties?
"you are aware that you're black right, so stop bleaching your hair"
What the hell are you doing wearing my jacket???
"You gots shit in yo toof".
"Can you get your Dad's autograph for me?"
You got a perty mouth….
"I'M PARIS' BABY DADDY!"
"I was capable of delivering your baby like I told you… my hand is very flexible"
Bitch better have my money!
"see these fingers? am gonna stick em up yo vajayjay if yo dont eat fool!"
"Holla at me when you get rid of the white bouy!!"
Girl, you already took my money…now PUT OUT!!!
Your big bulging bug eyes are hypnotizing…. i cant look away
They say "once you go black, you never go back"
mines bigger baby
Can you get your dad to appear in my next video? I have a tramp stamp of Lionel the early years.
Sit on my face!
And tell me that you love me!
Sit on my face!
And tell me that you care!
"WHY YOU STANDING ON LINE TO TO BATHROOM"
"I'm prettier than you"
"I'm gonna make you cry like that Madonna beeyotch!"
I'm serious, eat a fucking burger.
Girl, I gotta tell you you need to eat some food and get some meat on that scrawny ass of yours.
How did you lose the last five pounds girl! … those are the hardest!
"Honestly, Ma, what is with the name Harlow?"
"I wish you'd have my baby. Let's go get a burger."
There is "this" much of white powder backstage…I mean food backstage.
Bitch, do something with your hair!