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"Police: Toddler Steered Car For Drunken Mother
Two Other Children Also In Car"
WTF???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
Police: Toddler Steered Car For Drunken Mother
Two Other Children Also In Car
GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio — A police officer in Ohio said he pulled over a woman he suspected was driving drunk and found the woman's 1-year-old son steering the wheel, reported WLWT-TV in Cincinnati.
Marya Green was pulled over Tuesday.
The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found Green's 1-year-old son at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.
Green, 29, registered a 0.11 percent blood-alcohol level. Two other children, ages 8 and 5, were also in the car.
Green was arrested and faces charges of DUI, driving under OVI suspension, noncompliance and endangering children.
Police said this is Green's third DUI arrest in six years.
The children were released to their father, police said.



first……what a lunatic. Thank God the kids are OK. They need to be taken away fro her!
first
What the hell? If it's her THIRD dui why is she still driving? She shouldn't have a licence to procreate either.
what is wrong with people these days?
you shouldn't be drinking and driving but if you are stupid enough to DUI at least do it without your kids.
People are crazy! wow
first?!
what an idiot.
if i child needed to drive, the 8 year old should have,
That is SO messed up!
First?
wow some ppl shouldn't be parents
this is great I do it all the time
Hey. I am almost first. Yay. I need a life!
that fucking crazy some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids
WTF why does all this shit happen in OHIO?!?!
1st!
Less stories like these…more about celebrities…
sick
Sterlize this bitch now and throw her drunk ass in jail until the 1 year old is old enough to reach the pedals.
Fucktard.
And they turned those kids over to the father? The one who knew his liquored-up bitch already had 2 DUIs already?
Castrate that fucker and send those kids to Brangelia.
Disgusting!!!!!!! absolutely pathetic
disgusting!
WOW……….
I can't believe that stupid, irresponsible woman. I hope they take her kids from her and make her sober up.
WTF??!!
OMFG.. what the hell is wrong with people?? What an idiot! She shouldn't be allowed alone near those poor children ever again.
she had three kids in the car and she got the YOUNGEST one to steer!!!
[[[[[[[[[[[[[ I hate motherz that are drunkzzz/and driverzzzz]]]]]]]
Re: Cassie – LOSER!!!! GET A LIFE
boy i want that baby! how fucking cute is he?
Re: oh-io –
Therez no jobz up there from the First George B.
why wasn't the 8 yo driving?
SHE NEEDS AA AND HELP DESPERATELY. LUCKY SHE DIDNT KILL HERSELF/KIDS OR SOMEONE ELSE.
THE LADY WAS VERY LUCKY TO BE PULLED OVER BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED. GOD BLESS THOSE CHILDREN
I am from Ohio and believe me — we do always seem to have crazy shit happen here!!! Not sure why…
Actually Perez you got it wrong. The embryo in her womb was the one driving the car …sheesh
AWESOME THAT KID IS A QUICK LEARNER!!!!! WHAT A MOM TO TKAE TIME FROM HER DRUNKEN STOOPER TO TEACH HER KID TO DRIVE!!!!! ATTA GIRL
Re: Bee – hahaha
good idea.
why didnt she let the 8 yr old steer? he clearly would have been a better choice.
ONLY IN AMERICA
idiot
thats bad but, wouldnt the 8 year old be more suited for that
WTF…..What a MORON!
That is absolutely insane!!!
Seriously! Does Ohio attract the stupidest people on Earth?
That must have been the scariest thing for those poor children. I am the mother of two children and they are my entire life and I would die for them.
DOPE. I need a kid like that.
representing the nasty nati goshen is a hick town about an hour out of cincinnati all the crazys reside there
What a idiot!!! She should be burried under the jail. Crazy doesn't even explain what she did!!
She should have at least let the 8 year old drive.
I kid I kid!
I was hit by a drunk driver 20 years ago & nearly died. That showed me what an awesome responsibility driving really is, & made me very much aware of how heavy & fast vehicles are. Transportation is great, but the driver must realize that their actions can result in death. Don't put innocent people at risk. Plus driving under the influence is a total buzz-kill. If nothing else, don't waste your high.
So technically the cop pulled the kid over for swerving. No one checked the kids blood alcohol level!!! Lucky bastard!
Damn. My father wouldn't let me behind the wheel until I was three.
Why didn't she have the 8 year old help drive?
ok, i live in cincy and all of these rednecks are giving us a bad name. but its ok because we now have our OWN MAMMA SPEARS!!!
she should try you tube….
this isnt normal? I do this every friday night
WTF? COME ON NOW…….FUCK SUSPENDING HER LICENSE…LOCK HER ASS UP
Take her out back and shoot her.
What the hell is wrong with people!
THIS IS ONE CRAZY BITCH THE 8 YEAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRIVING
looks like brittney spears is her roll-model
I found a mistake in this post, Perez.
Somehow you have a photo of Nick Hogan!
Rash Manly
Pathetic Americans. Beer swilling, dirty, fat pigs.
True! Only in America! Moin!
Alcohol impairs your judgement. The obvious choice to drive was the 8-year old. Jeez, lady…how drunk were you?!!
First the dude banging his patio furniture now this drunkard letting jr drive the family home…SOME PEOPLE IN OHIO ARE NORMAL A.K.A. ME!
whoa i take it we have strictor laws on that in mich! my bf got 2 dui's before i met him and has quit drinking, however the state still made him have a breathilizer put in the car for a yr which has cost him thousands, thankfully it's coming out and he's learned his lesson, maybe ohio should take a look at our program here in mich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST!!!!!!
SHE NEED TO BE IN JAIL FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!
This woman is crazy..wouldn't you at least have the 8 year old steer?
some people just shouldnt even have kids!!!!!!!!!!
Those poor kids!
Hopefully there father isn't as messed up as their mother
WTF what is that crazy bitch doing letting her 1 year old drive???
ppl are fuckin retarded these days like honestly …
the father should be given full custody of those poor kids!
good thing they're alright and didn't crash into a pole or something fucked
crazy bitch!
is middletown less trashy than goshen? just wondering you nasty nati folk? hoopefully yes
Was it Britney? Or just some other Southern trash being "country."
HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK IT! I DRINK AND DRIVE ALL THE TIME. EITHER YOU BOOZE OR YOU LOSE! DO WHAT I DO AND BE A WINNER!
Repeat offenders should have their licenses taken away forever.
The sensible thing to do would have been to let the 8 yr old drive. Duh!
PLEASE tell me this maniac was held without bail! Her 3rd arrest in six years? Did she actually have a license?
ok people there is no way a 1 year could steer a car. he may have been in her lap. and of course that woman is a fuck up. stupid ass people. but she was not usuing that baby to help her drive. a one year old!? have you ever seen a 1 year old? they don't have the coordination to steer a toy car much less a real one.
sick betch!
this really fucking disgusts me, i have siblings both 8 and 5 and 1 and i swear to god if my mother or anyone ever put their life at risk by driving drunk like an asshole… this woman better get what she deserves im completely disgusted
looks like people have been taking advice from britney!
those kids NEED to be take away from this mess! she has three children at such a young age, is an alcoholic and negligent. i hope for their sake those kids have responsible grandparents somewhere.
WHAT A STOOOPID BIATCH TO HAVE A CHILD IN HER LAP WHILE DRIVING AND DRINKING…..AND WITH TWO OTHER CHILDREN. I JUST DON'T GET IT. WHAT IS WRONG WIT PPLE
Re: MaryG – "ok people there is no way a 1 year could steer a car. he may have been in her lap. and of course that woman is a fuck up. stupid ass people. but she was not usuing that baby to help her drive. a one year old!? have you ever seen a 1 year old? they don't have the coordination to steer a toy car much less a real one" THANK YOOOOU!!! I can't believe the number of dumbshits who actually think a BABY!!! was capable of steering a CAR! They barely have strength to lift their bodies off the floor… how the hell do you think they are going to turn a steering wheel!? Geez, people.. use your brains!
fucking 'tard.
thank GOD the kids are okay!