Lohan Gets A Job
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Film Flickers
Someone was dumb enough to hire her!!!!
We're AMAZED the recovering addict, who was in rehab three times in 2007, was even able to get insured to work! It must be costing soooo much money.
Congrats to her, though. Lindsay Lohan is finally making another movie, after a long string of duds!
The new film is outside the major studio system, and we're sure it's bound to go straight to DVD!
Nu Image/Millennium Films Overnight Productions has finally set a production start date to begin working on their latest project, Labor Pains.
The film, described as a romantic comedy, will feature LezLo as an assistant working in a publishing house.
Lohan's character will then pretend to be pregnant in a final attempt to keep her boss from firing her.
The film is set to begin shooting next week - on June 9th - in Burbank.
Also starring in the film will be fellow D-listers Chris Parnell, Cheryl Hines, Luke Kirby and Connie Britton.
As for Lindsay, she apparently loves the script.
Lindsay's publicist Lindsay says, "It is a very different role for me and I look forward to the challenges it will present, and I love working on comedies."
Producer Rick Schwartz adds, "I didn't know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked."
Just wait until she fucks up! And she will!
[Image via WENN.]
first i love ray
It'll fail!!!
Too many people hate her!
She's a hot mess but she's trying to get her act together so MAYBE this will work out….6th?
it will probably suck, only good one was mean girls
FIRST!!!
gah perez why do you hate her so much?
it's so ridiculous.
"will feature LezLo"? You big HOMO. Why are you so caustic and anti-gay when no one's a bigger FAG than you? BTW, I hope Gay Pride Month is celebrated by stringing you up in a tree like the pinata that you are!
It will do awesome, she is a great acctress and grogeous, plus she has a very supportive girlfriend.. DON'T HATE.. be happy for her, and don't be a miserable sad person.
how is cheryl hines on the D-list? please justify your statement….
SHE IS GORGEOUS.. it will do awesome !!! Samantha and her need to get married they are just so cute together.. LOVE YOU GUYS !!
first?
lame lame lame
SHE IS GORGEOUS.. it will do awesome !!!
SHE IS HOT.. love you and Sam together
i hope its good!
SAM AND LYNDSAY - too damn hot..
Linds and her dyke girlfriend are nasty fuckin hos!!!!!
Cheryl Hines is awesome. She's on Curb your Enthusiasm.
cool…i love pregnancy movies.
Sounds like another recent cinematic masterpiece "Blonde Ambition" starring Jessicunt Simpson. Get the bargain DVD bin ready!
who cares….
Cheryl Hines is fab - you're lame for calling her out as d-list.
Sounds like shit, and Lohan's name is the only one I recognize in that cast.
BAHAHAHAHHA.
i smell another turkey and razzie award .
waste of $$ too .
boycott her and the spiedi couple, they have over 3 million $$ in the bank now due to all thier self hype and fake photoshoots,
just say no to any front covers etc to
stop this outrage .
O perez….Have you met "karma" yet……cause you will…
stop the hate
Don't mock Cheryl Hines after six wonderfully clever series of Curb your Enthusiasm. It is a shame she has to be in the same movie as this idiot Lohan. Cheryl is a cut above all that.
so dumb that heidi and dpencer now have more money than li lo ………
or is it,
the 3 of them lack talent and looks .
Hasn't anyone noticed Sanjaya in the background of this shot!!!! WTF?!
Why you hate them PErez? Oh i know because they are famous and you are not!!!
REally when i first found your blog i enjoyed reading it, now that your liver is writing is such a pain in the butt to read you, too bad cause i used to be a fan but now i think that perezhilton.com will be deleted from my fav pages.
$10000 bucks says she will get "sick" 1/2 way through production….and the film will f-l-o-p.
Perez, again boring with the hatred. so unattractive; unlike Lindsay who is attractive, talented,and who deserves just as much chance as anyone else to pick her self up and rise to the top. your negativity sucks.
Who cares about her. P, I miss the fucked up stories. I miss the Britney snatch shots. Shit. Let's hope they all fuck up!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE RUMOR WILLIS!!! LOOK AT HIS HUGE JAW AND POTATO HEAD!!! PEREZ IS UGLY. A CROSS BETWEEN FRANKENSTEIN AND RUMOR WILLIS. HAHAHA
Can you say, "Straight to DVD?"
Is that SANJAYA walking behind her in the picture?!?!?!
hey I resent that… cheryl hines isn't d-list. She's a fabulous comic actress! print a retraction on that point perez!
whatever i love chris parnell
I'm so offended Perez would say the movie will go straight to dvd. I mean it sounds more like Life Time Movie network or maybe the Hallmark channel. Those are definitley high calliber channels.
awww Perez did the popular girl snub you at a party? get off it Perez…it's so transparent, your just pissed because of the lawsuit. She has a bright shiny future ahead of her. What do you have in yours? kiddie porn and a quadruple bypass? get over it, move on…BTW how is that "fierce" fashion line going at the Goths R Us?
You're an idiot.
I hate people who judge before they see movies. Georgia Rule, not bad at all (Huffman + Fonda = saviors!), but NO, L.Lo is in it, "It must be bad!"
Sheep.
patrick "pootie" has been in hiding or something. i love 2 see them together… more PATRICK!
Chris Parnell is not D-list!!! He is amazing!!!!!!!
it sounds like a rip off of a Cantonese movie from 2-3 years ago. It stars Miriam Yeung.
Re: Wadata – well more like 7 years ago
aww LOVE LILO!!!!!!!!
love Lohan!
HEY!! You leave Connie Britton outta this!!!!! She absolutely rocks on Friday Night Lights!!
Hey, she needs botox already, check out the scowl, and its always there! Horrid style. Dirty, skanky….look at them boots. C'mon now, what kind of homeless alkie was the last scumbag you ever saw wearing these!
Blohan always looks so used up. Give up the movie career…it's over.
Cheryl Hines is definately not D-List. She has been nominated for a couple of Emmy's for the best actress in a comedy category.
Perez your an ass wipe and im sure
thats not the first time youve herd that one.
your gross and weird.
Lindsay Lohan rocks.
Hopefully it'll go straight to DVD- stop already you talentless fake. Don't subject the public to anymore of your attempts to make $$ or kid yourself you have anything going for you. Retire and marry your girlfriend and leave the world alone.
look in the background…is that sanjaya???
LOVE YOU SANJAYA!!
its just a remake of a chinese film with the same plot
Why would anyone in their right mind hire this tramp/loser?? She sux. She will bring the film down. Why hire a druggy/drunkard loser like this whose other films were flops recently. She sux… she could have had it all, but lost it.. go back to Long Island dirty little whore!
Perez, For a big fat Homo you sure put out alot of anti gay articles, I'm suprised some West Hollywood boys don't tie you up and do a number on your ass. Why all the articles slamming men who might be gay and ladies who might be gay or bi sexual. You are constantly slaming gay people or those who might be gay, why? Lindsay is doing well and has multiple job offers, why do you keep abusing her? For three years you have talked about her being a slut, whore, ect now you are calling her a lesbian everyday, wow, do you have anything nice to say? She is 21 years old, beautiful and has acomplished more in her life than you ever will, you must be jealous. Go Lindsay, your doing great. Alf
Another movie Ruined by the BLOHAN.
umm, perez why must you hate so much?? is it cuz youre ugly.. do you other people feel better about yourselfs by hating too?? are yall ugly too? why am i on this site, could it be because i dont like ugly people like yall and i can talk shit to them….leave this girl alone, shes allright.
OMG FINALLY!!! LOVE LINDSAY!!!!! IT ISNOT GOING STRAIGHT TO DVD PEREZ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HATER… TINA CHEN CAN SUCK MY DICK SHE IS A FAT SLOB AND YOU LOVE HER YET YOU HATE THE FAB LALOHAN WHAT GIVES, I GUESS TINA IS A FEMALE VERSION OF YOU….. I LOVE ALL OF LINDSAYS MOVIES EVEN I KNOW WHO KILLED ME I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IT GOT ALL THE RAZZIES, IT WAS A GREAT SUSPENSFUL MOVIE. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LINDZ!!!!
STOP HATING ON LALOHAN, CUTE BOOTS MADE FOR WALKIN.. SHE IS A-LIST ALL THE WAY
CONNIE BRITTON? you really counted critically acclaimed actress Connie Britton as a D-lister? Oh hell no - she is amazing.
u r stupid enough to keep buying her pictures?
Chris Parnell? Who has his first gig since SNL. Cheryl Hines? Who had a cameo in Herbie Rides again, but was/is in the excellent Curb Your Enthusiasm. I smell Oscar! LOL I guess she really is in love with the wrong MAN!
Re: SMC – LOL THATS PATRICK
ill watch it
That ho is wearing my boots!
I used to like her once upon a time.
…I can't believe she's wearing my boots.
It's about time, I've been whating. And if it goes stright to dvd then I get to see it sooner.
Actually Perez, Its quite common for people to go in and out of rehab quite a bit. You still havent gotten the point that addiction is VERY hard to overcome. At least the girl is trying! Maybe you should go to rehab, for your twinkie addiction.
Connie Britton is one of the finest actress on television as Tami Taylor on Friday Night Lights. Lay off the haterade, sweetheart. And your t-shirts are right up with with Ashlee's.
YOu will kiss her ass when she turns her career around. Always, kicking people when they are down especially the ones you are not friends with. She is alot better than Amy Whinehouse but you sit there like eveyone else and let her kill herself just as long as you are in that circle. Be original and try to support someone who isn't your friend instead of acting like a jealous catty gay bitch.
Dumbo Cheryl Hines is not a D-lister, she starts in Curb and that great indie with Felicity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe this can be LEZLOS comeback
yah it was a good chinese movie already couple of years back
YO Schwartz, looks like a BJ will still get a girl a part in one of your movies
why do u keep repeating the rehab and recovering addict shyt for?
we should all be proud of her putting those events in the past.
lindsay will do great because she has talent, what u dont have perez.
ur just a fat, fag blogger that only has shyt to say about great people like lindsay , stop ur hating !!
newayz LINDSAYS new album coming up next fall XD
she sings really good cant wait to buy it !
I´M ….. JUST A LITTLE BOSSY (8)
This movie was originally a chinese film called mommy with no baby…I dont know why I watched it but its the same thing…america needs to come up with their own ideas
P-
I’ve been a fan since the beginning - 99.99% of the time, you rock my world. Your comment about Connie Britton being a ‘D-list’ actress took my breath away for all the wrong reasons. I wonder if you’ve taken your eye off the ball, spread yourself too thin, and forgotten what it is that delivered your success? Connie’s career speaks for itself – have you seen any of her work? She, and I assume her Rep’s, choose to let her work speak for itself – this is not a woman who needs to pander to the press to justify a career. Connie could buy and sell you and many of those you write about on your site a million times (that matters in H-wood, doesn’t it?). Her dog would kick the s**t out of your dog (that matters to all of us, doesn’t it?). Aside from her acting abilities — her kindness, education, intelligence and command of foreign languages leave your Latino shtick in the dust (did you know she’s travelled to Cuba to speak on behalf of those that can’t?). P.S. She committed to helping Ethiopians (and financed a documentary) way before Angie and Madonna took up the African cause; but, oh yeah, she’s chosen not to bend over for the press, and instead use it in a way that will impact best and most immediately, those whose story she’s telling. She’d kill me if she knew I wrote this.