An Open Letter To Madonna

Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia

Her Madgesty seen leaving her gym in London on Wednesday.

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Dear M.,

There IS such a thing as working out too much.

xoox

P

[Image via Abaca USA.]

    Posted: Jun 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    327 comments to “An Open Letter To Madonna”

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    1. Nat says – reply to this


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      Eww she is sick!

    2. r says – reply to this


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      yay! nasty

    3. love says – reply to this


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      gross

    4. KFM says – reply to this


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      She a Men!

    5. charli says – reply to this


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      ewwwww!! muscly woman are the most horrid thing known to man.

    6. Veins says – reply to this


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      9th? She is looking really bad. She needs to age gracefully. Older people with muscles like that, just don't look the same as 20 years younger!

    7. manda says – reply to this


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      2nd — ahhhh
      wtf ??? kreppii



    8. 8

      oh snap O.O

    9. candac says – reply to this


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      4th leave madonna alone you fat pig!

    10. stopwo says – reply to this


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      very unattractive. who told her she looked good?

    11. Kay says – reply to this


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      Scary!!! Man arms all the way.

    12. madonn says – reply to this


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      disagree. HOT HOT HOT. She is in great shape. Never, I repeat NEVER will Madonna do anything wrong. Except stay with Guy Ritchie.

    13. Nathan says – reply to this


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      I think she looks bad ass!!! She could kill you with her bare hands!

    14. loveth says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,

      There is such a thing as sucking too much dick and eating too many twinkies.

    15. Lane says – reply to this


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      She looks fantastic!!!

    16. Bitch says – reply to this


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      I think Perez is fucking jealous!!!!Madonna is pushing 50 and looks better than most Americans. True~~~~ she is over doing it a bit. Maybe this is her MID~~LIFE crisis!!
      !
      !
      !
      Madonna still rocks!!!
      !
      HOLLA bitches!!!

    17. wabbit says – reply to this


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      She can kick your fat perez's ass any day!

    18. Posh says – reply to this


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      GROSS- somebody is very insecure about the aging process!

    19. Justin says – reply to this


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      Its never too much when u consider your body a temple…and obiously madonna does. nothin wrong with a strong, healthy body, specially at 50!! k'mon perez…kuddos to Her Madgesty!

    20. Law Gi says – reply to this


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      GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21. Jill says – reply to this


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      My mom is the exact same age as Madonna. Same day same year. I used to think Madonna looked awesome for her age, but what with the plastic surgery (umm hello her cheeks lately? YUCK) and her veiny arms. My mom looks waaaaay better aging naturally.

    22. taylor says – reply to this


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      seckk.

    23. betch says – reply to this


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      the fuck is "xoox"??

    24. ??? says – reply to this


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      and there's such a thing as big overly grossly obese like 3/4 of the american population is… perez and all the haters here who think she's gross included

    25. NurseB says – reply to this


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      I'm not a huge fan of Madonna, but, as a nurse, I think she looks wonderful. Yes, she has a lot of veins, but, that's how it goes when you are both thin and in shape. Kudos to Madge!

    26. JenJen says – reply to this


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      No way, Perez! She looks fantastic for a woman of her age - of ANY age!
      She's fit and healthy - Madge will out-live us all!

    27. jose says – reply to this


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      HEY GUYS, THERE IS ALSO SUCH A THINGS AS PICTURES MAGNIFY EVERYTHING!!! I BET HER MADGESTY LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER IN PERSON!!!!!!!

    28. Anjane says – reply to this


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      I think she looks fine aside from the huge veins in her arms. Oh, the veins!

    29. Anaban says – reply to this


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      How do you think she's able to dance, perform and look better than artists half her age? As you grow older, you need to work your body harder. Shut the fuck up, you wannabe fat-ass. I LOVE YOU MADONNA!!!!!!!

    30. Snarff says – reply to this


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      Veinadonna ….Gross

    31. Jade says – reply to this


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      An open letter to Perez,
      You should work out as much as Madonna, those arms would look good on You.

    32. Nope says – reply to this


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      This is coming from Perez who is a fat fuck, and will probably die of a heart attack.

    33. rgz says – reply to this


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      WOW!!! I wish I looked like that.
      Perez, she looks amazing, you on the other hand not so much…

    34. HOT says – reply to this


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      Women look a million times hotter with muscles. That's the look and will stay the look. Get over it. Men have them. Why not women? She can split you in two!

    35. 777 says – reply to this


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      My god, she looks like a man. I've always hated her over-inflated, veiney arms

    36. julio says – reply to this


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      don't be an ass perez

    37. | says – reply to this


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      She's so much better looking as a brunette. PLEASE dye your hair back to your natural color.

    38. abc says – reply to this


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      Just cause Madonna's minders told her about the existence of a certain Perez and Madonna then made a video so she could appear to be hip and intune with the young people doesn't mean she cares about you or thinks of you as her BFF… Don't you get it Perez? She doesn't read gossip mags, blogs etc… Perez's reply Vid to Madonna's and him gushing about it in every interview he did was exactly what she wanted… free promo. Smart girl!

    39. elle says – reply to this


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      Stop taking pictures and news from people magazines website. Find your own shit.



    40. 40

      How many cell phones is she carrying?

    41. Twinkl says – reply to this


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      Madonna, give it up honey, … let some of those veins fall back into your body.. ew!

    42. MomV4 says – reply to this


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      Ewwwww…..!!!!!

    43. FUKNO says – reply to this


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      ………………….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….GWEN PROLLY LAFF AT HER ASS

    44. EWWW says – reply to this


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      Being thin and in shape is great, but that's just gross. If those veins were on her face/neck/legs/anywhere but her arms, she'd haven them "taken care of" in a minute. NOT attractive.

    45. Isabel says – reply to this


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      She is a fighter, survivor - looks like it too. This is who she is and she is still cutting it. At what cost thought? Difficult to make another transformation unless of course she arranges to perform on the moon or mars. Then this type of physique makes sense. This is not a soft feminine look but then neither is she.

    46. jimkhm says – reply to this


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      If anything she looks a little anorexic to me. She doesn't look overly muscular. Eat Madonna, for God's sake eat!

    47. ??? says – reply to this


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      and there's such a thing as being grossly fat and obese like 3/4 of the american population … Perez and the rest of the haters here who say she's sick included

    48. Nasty says – reply to this


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      Nasty veins! Must be on roids.

    49. axel says – reply to this


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      that's fugly!!!

    50. WAIT-A says – reply to this


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      you caught her leaving her gym of course she dosnt look her best, but you know at 80 she will still be alive and well when you being fat and gay will have perished in the burning fires of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    51. G says – reply to this


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      Dear P,

      I doubt Madonna gives any consideration to your preposterous open letter(s) and egomaniacal opinion of yourself. These fantastical delusions are yawn, vomit as well as wince-inducing and allow the remainder of your blog to lose credibility.

      xoox,
      G

    52. Michel says – reply to this


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      I think she looks awesome, I strive for arms like that…except with a bit of tan.

    53. AMO says – reply to this


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      Seriously, does she take some sort of steroid or HGH? Look at the veins in her arms/hands; that's not natural.

    54. meg says – reply to this


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      Snap into a slim GYM…

    55. erika says – reply to this


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      there is also this crazy person you can go see named "dentist" as well as "hair stylist"

    56. swarm says – reply to this


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      She stays in shape to beat up Guy Ritchie!
      How else does she get anything out of him?

    57. Perezo says – reply to this


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      Open Letter to Perez

      Pleae end the worlds suffering and do away with yourself. Promise to send flowers in appretiation.

    58. norman says – reply to this


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      Yes, Madonna needs to stop working out everyday….. Dear Madonna relax, start working 3 times a week ah and take Perez with you, he is a fat ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Ah, Divas Life…. I love Madonna anyways, Cyndi Lauper, Donna Summer, Tina Turner, well the list getting too long lately ;-)

    59. Marsha says – reply to this


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      Would someone tell grandma to give it up? Madognutz, you are and OLD UGLY GROSS broad. NO ONE WANTS TO DO YOU…OK? GET OVER IT YOU DRIED OUT LEATHERY CROTCH!

    60. alli says – reply to this


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      SHE'S SO FUCKING UGLY!

    61. OPEN says – reply to this


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      DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME IF PEREZ REMOVED HIMSELF FROM THE LIVING !!!!! WOULDN'T THE WORLD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE!!!!

    62. Dano says – reply to this


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      WOW! Veins any addict would die for! (sorry for the pun)

    63. 111 says – reply to this


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      EWW TRANNY U LOCK GROSS!!!!!!

    64. OVER says – reply to this


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      DOWN WITH PEREZ!!!!

    65. Bec says – reply to this


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      Is she trying out for WWE??? Or maybe ECW?
      Definately not the diva matches, there is no diva left in her!

    66. alexx says – reply to this


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      I gotta disagree with you perez, shes taking care of her body, if she let herself get flubby you would be talking about how nasty she is.

      You don't have to particularly like the way women with muscles look, but to expect her to be thin with no muscle mass is soo unhealthy…. what is wrong with this world

    67. bt says – reply to this


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      This is proof that women over 50 look better with a little meat on their bones. With all that $$ can't she get someone to do her roots? To spite what #47 might think, you can be in great shape and a normal weight, neither under nor overweight. She looks anorexic. But with all her $ and people stupid enough to pay over $300 a ticket for a concert, more power to her.

    68. CHOONT says – reply to this


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      She looks terrible…I'm kinda over her and I never thought I'd say it. She's become too arrogant and her body is too muscular for a woman of her frame. Bring back Madonna circa the Vogue days where she had a purpose and was more fun and creative!

    69. Yuckif says – reply to this


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      Ewwww!! Nasty!! She stop with the weights a bit cuz she looka lika man!!
      Her Boobs are sagging too!! LOL : )

    70. Joe Bl says – reply to this


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      Nauseating.

    71. Perez4 says – reply to this


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      Okay, so LAST time I checked this was Perez's website. he can blog about whatever he wants it's HIS site. If you people don't like it, don't come here! Stop being nasty and making disgusting remarks baout him. he's a diva nad he's fabulous nad he speaks his mind! That's what made him famous!!!! Stop hating and find another website to go to. If he wants to say that Madonna is gross and veiny, he CAN! This is perezhilton.com check the name and check your tude. LOSERS

    72. OOH Lo says – reply to this


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      Man would I love to start an IV on those arms. She would be the easiest start ever.

    73. Holly says – reply to this


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      The OVER-working out wouldn't be so bad…if she weren't soooo freaking white!!!!

    74. lesley says – reply to this


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      dude, she has man arms… Ewwwww!

    75. steve says – reply to this


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      She might be a bit too lean in her arms, but she's doing something that makes her feel good about herself. She's 50 years old, but in better shape than a lot of 25 year olds.

    76. GROSS says – reply to this


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      P.S. BLEACH YOUR FUCKING ROOTS!

    77. tr says – reply to this


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      ALL YALL STOP HATING!!!

    78. Oick says – reply to this


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      What can you say?? Thats what a person that hits the weights a lot looks like?? Im asking cuz I certainly dont know. I'd hire her for a body guard though, incase you wanted to know.

      I like it and I dont, I dont like it cuz of the obvious but I do like it cuz she has the ballz to be herself and I like that in anyone. Its when we start faking who we are and what we've got that gets to me.

    79. jason says – reply to this


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      bitch is about to tour…leave her be

    80. Vicky says – reply to this


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      Go check
      Sabrina Ferilli dot com
      That is a woman who is beautiful, exercise everyday and look feminine and sexy, not like Madonna.
      Skinny does not mean no curves in Italy.
      Skinny means to be sexy and have curves @ the right places.

    81. Laury says – reply to this


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      Well said P. That pathetic bitch is so concerned about looking young and fit that she's become a workout freak.

    82. TM says – reply to this


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      When did she switch bodies with Carrot Top? Sheez.

    83. matty says – reply to this


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      Perez, I think ur just a little jealous. I know I am.

    84. vegasg says – reply to this


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      She looks like a freak; I'm sorry. I get so tired of people touting how "good she looks for hitting 50."
      Well, guess what? If you had the money for the best plastic surgeons in the world, constant workouts, physicians and best skincare available, you'd probably look this good, too.
      Yes, Madonna is a naturally lovely woman. But don't think she has not had plenty of help with that.
      (And her magazine photos are waayyy too Photoshop-ed!)



    85. 85

      My, my, looks like the celebrity apologists are out in force.

      Madonna looks great — if you are into immediate-post-pubescent teenage boys. Just look at those man hips — yum! And those old-man arms, replete with gangly veins and fortuitous biceps.

      With each passing day the biatch looks more like a tranny, and not a woman who is aging gracefully.

    86. THERE says – reply to this


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      there is also such a thing at NOT WORKING OUT AT ALL….if that's the woman's only vice…BIG FUCKING DEAL…..everyone should be so lucky to have TAKING TOO MUCH CARE OF YOUR BODY as an addiction. The bitch is 50 get off her back.

    87. krkrkr says – reply to this


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      She's sooooooooo had work done on her tits

    88. Nancy says – reply to this


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      her arms seem good for FF!

    89. e says – reply to this


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      that's probably why her husband isn't into her anymore….she has man arms…and the veins are so gross. She needs a little sun too. oh madonna come on I know you can look better than this.

    90. lynn says – reply to this


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      I respect her accomplishments and success, but she has a problem. She has major OCD when it comes to exercise and her body. And I'm sorry but for someone who portrays herself as the ultimate F-everyone feminist, she's doing a disservice to girls and women with her obsession with her looks (including her recent facework which erased all signs of wrinkles and age). Its OK to get older people!!!

    91. spy says – reply to this


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      She just came from the gym, of course her muscles and veins are going to be pumped like that. Within the hour the pump will lessen and the muscles will be more supple.

    92. melani says – reply to this


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      Ewww veiney arms on a woman is not pretty at all! And someone also needs to tell that to Angelina Jolie!

    93. Cinner says – reply to this


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      OMG she looks DISGUSTING. UGH!

    94. Da R says – reply to this


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      what do you expect? SHE'S OLD. that whore train has put in ALOT of miles at this point.

    95. mirand says – reply to this


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      Willam Dafoe

    96. cavy says – reply to this


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      I'd rather look like Madonna than a disgusting fat pig.

    97. wer says – reply to this


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      is she holding 3 cellphones???????

    98. me says – reply to this


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      Leave her alone. For 50 years old she looks amazing. Lets see what happens in 10 more years!

    99. Brae says – reply to this


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      Mario, just because you have a muffin top, saggy man boobs and thies of thunder doesn't mean everyone else has to too. If that's the way she feels comfortable than leave it will be.

    100. . says – reply to this


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      that is sooo HOT! and i love the veins.. so sexy! you go girl! :)

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