Separated At Birth
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Left: Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend, The Hobbit. Right: Matchbox 20 singer Rob Thomas.
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An Open Letter To Madonna
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
u r not right
second and no
2nd and no
he's too hot! She's not.
C'mon Perez. That's not fair. What have you got against Rob Thomas? They look NOTHING WHATSOEVER alike. Rob's a good looking guy. Jealous much?
hahahahhaah thats a girl? poor rob
Re: hannah – thank you for not being one of those twits who has the childish desire to go '1st'
hahahah
And they're both gay!
Amazing!
wow, thats a girl?!?!
Well done sir.
Except Rob Thomas is WAY better looking. That's a little harsh!
heyyy
Uhhh I dont see it really
so funny
why do lesbians want girls that look like guys. Seems to be defeating the purpose..
ur so naughty perez
def. NOT.
FIFTH
Rob Thomas is MUCHHHHHHH better looking.
not really…
oh, please! Rob Thomas is adorable. That other one is hideous.
lmao thats so wrong! bad perez, BAD
NOOOOOOOO Rob Thomas is WAY hot, that other thing looks like a boil on a fat persons arse!
rob thomas is WAY hotter…
Rob is gorgeous.
you are wrong.
scary regardless
search: crazyunicorns
The ginger one is soooooo not a girl.
he/she is super FUGLY.
Re: Megan – AND I saw him only a couple of months ago, in the flesh and he is seriously hot he looks nothing like that lesbo!
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Seriously, you are the last one that should be talking about someone's looks. Have you seen a mirror lately you fat ugly fuck?
her girlfriend looks like a 14 year old boy.
Oh, come on perez. that's a long shot…..Rob is WAY hot and the other guys is NOT
Rob has a son who lives in Newton, Ma- he was there for the birth then left a half an hour later; ditching the mom. The 8 year old son was going to finally meet him at a concert in Boston a while back- and Rob was showing some balls and set him up in the greenroom but then ditched him as soon as the concert was over my giving the 8 year old a letter saying he (the kid) was a bastard, and shouldn't try contacting him. The kid waited for hours in the tiny greenroom for the biggest let down. He had only a few weeks earlier, been informed of who his father was. Rob Thomas is a terrible person.
hahaha….everyone needs to chill out, he's just pointing out that they look similar, not really a dis perse….but she does look like she could be his younger brother, lol!
Get your eyes checked you fat bastard.
Perez, stop being soo fucking harsh. I thought that you was actually FOR gay relationships and i think that you are being quite harsh about Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend. She is a fucking human after all.
i want gay sex. i want a man inside my anus. inside my mangina. i wish perez would do me in the butt
I wish Rob would make me scream with delight - "she" makes me want to run screaming from the room!
Um, yeah sure Perez. Pretty sure they're not even close. You look more like Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend than Rob Thomas does.
I have your widget on my chumby…I wake up to perez.
I love Rob Thomas and I don't think he looks like that woman. Stop trashing people.
Rob Thomas is fucking HOT!!! I'd do him!! lol
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As for the other one ~~~~~ bitch“ please!!
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HOLLA!!!
hahahahaha they're twins and we didn't know it!!
You aren't even close on that one!!!! Don't be hating. Did u ever hear you look like..ummmm, dont wanna hurt you.
Not even CLOSE! Rob Thomas is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, you just picked a bad picture of him!
oh come on!! you've gone too far now…i LOVE Rob Thomas and that was a HORRIBLE comparison!!!
not even close.
not even remotely close - Rob Thomas is sooo hot
No..no..that can't be a woman.
Thats not a woman. Women don't look like that. That's something else.
And now I can't look at Rob Thomas the same.
You've got it all wrong. She looks like Rachel Dratch being Sheldon in those SNL skits.
On really old saturday night live shows
there was this character named 'PAT"
I guess Nixon digs retro tv shows
First thought when I saw this gal…. she's more of a man that Perez could ever hope to be!
rob is waaaaaaaaaaaay hotter
hahahaha, omg, you are soooo right this time!!!!
seriously, i love Rob Thomas but they really look like twins!:)
you are soooooooooooo wrong for that!
no way!! she looks more like "Ham" from the Sandlot (the redhead kid with freckles)
hahahahaha, you are sooooooo right this time!!!:)
Seriously, i love Rob Thomas but they really look like twins!
hhaaahaaahaa sooo true… they do look alike kinda! never would have thought of that. srry to the ppl who like rob thomas a lot… i like matchbox 20 but not really the guys looks….
Re: Cynthia Nixon's gf: THAT'S a girl?! WTF?!
HIGHlarious perez!
Cynthia's girl friend looks like the spawn of Kathy Griffin and Rodney Dangerfield.
"I don't get no respect!"
Anyway… Cynthia looked great in the SAC movie. Better than kankels Cattrall anyway…
Rob Thomas is way prettier.
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– wow this is so far from the truth it's unbelievable. He has known his kid for his entire life. Why did you even feel the need to comment on something you know nothing about?
not even close……rob thomas is hott, that girl/guy is just wrong
No, No, No, No, No…..Rob Thomas is sooooo HOT. NOT a good comparison, P!
They look like twins, in fact they are and Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend was put up for adoption and opted for a sex change later in life. This should help them reconnect. Great job Perez, not only are you entertaining, but also an unintentional 'do-gooder'
best,
RAY j
stop being a bitch. she didnt ask to be in the spotlight, she just fell in love and smiled for cameras, generally i heart you perez but you've gone a little far with this one
I'm not sure if Hobbit is the right word for Cynthia's big old diesel dyke carpet muncher Christine. She looks more like a Hobgoblin to me. Bitch doesn't even make a decent looking man let alone woman. I do think this is sex change material. Mark my words, in 5 years Chris will go by the new name of Chris.
Re:
– there you go talking about something you know nothing about. Rob's son is a huge part of his life.
No way. Rob Thomas is so hot, this is not fair. I Love you Rob!!!
WTF???? I can't believe that is a girl and Rob Thomas is so good looking. Don't even compare the two. Rob has looks and talent. My kids even like his music.
that's a girl!!! what's the point of being with a girl who looks like a man if you're a lesbian? =/
Keep it hot.
I defend Rob Thomas! Super talented, and cute. I hope Cynthia's happy with her significant other, though.
Oh come on, Rob's way cuter and way more feminine.
this is great hahahhahha and so true
Re: Whatev – thank you for backing my point. I would like to know where ':(' got their information.
She looks more like The Hobbit to me
Re:
– Were you there in Boston when this so called incident happened? LOL I highly doubt it. Anyone who knows Rob would know you're full of shit. Maison is very much a huge part of Rob's life and always has been.
As for the comparision, puhleazeee! have you nothing better to do than insult innocent people on their looks? Seriously dude. grow up! You're not even funny.
MATCHBOX 20 IS THE WORST FUCKING BAND EVER, THEY ARE MADE FOR RADIO BULLSHIT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE AND THINK THEY ARE "ALTERNATIVE" BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO THEM. AND IF YOU LIKE THEM YOU ARE A TOOL.
Aren't they both gay?
rob thomas is really hot what r u talking about!!!
Perez, who are YOU to make fun of the way people look?
He´s hot r u kiddin!!?
HEY! She's not famous- she should be off limits. Stick to the celebrities, man.
Wrong on every level! Rob is hot, talented and sexy!
Are you on crack Perez? I love you but, Rob Thomas is hot, that red haired thing, is not.
Ummm no. Rob is hot, the he/she is def not.
What is WRONG with you, Perez?? You're an utter homophobe. WTF?
Perez, I understand that you are a equal opportunity hate monger. But why do you insist on constantly berating this woman? She's in a happy relationship with another woman - is it beyond you to celebrate that ? You really need to stop alienating your fans in the gay community. Bitch.
Someone tell me why so many lesbians look like the very gender they do not like?
thomas is an untalented fag kinda like perez lol
hey if mason reese and bilbo baggins had a love child it would be her
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!! Not even close in comparison.
GEEZ–
ROB THOMAS IS HOTTTT
PLEASE DON'T PUT HIM DOWN LIKE THIS!!!!!
GAYS 4EVER
PRIDE LA–THIS W/END!!!!!!!!
Aw Perez, that ain't right! Rob's hot - that is a horrific pic!
p.s. A little more love of Gerard Way would be appreciated.
I know who she looks like! She looks just like that little boy from the Sandlot and Son in Law. With the squishy, puffy cheeks!
He's HHHHHHOT! She's NNNNNNOT!!! Don't EVEN go there!!