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Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit.
Aw Perez that's mean….. and an insult to Jonah.
lol so hot pereze love you
luv it xxx and you p xxx
FISTRRRRRRRRRRRR
(:
i wanna sit on your face perez
OMG IS THAT CYNTHIA NIXONS LEZLOVER!! SHES NASTY…
That's much closer….Jonah is so cool though.
first, I love my fam
i want the one on the right to fuck me with a double dong.
ha!!! poor hobbit.
Wrong. No, not this time. The last one was a lot better. The Hobbit…. fucking hysterical!
eww, more fug peeps!
Don't do him
he's pretty sexxy
Hahahha s0oo0o true!! :]
jonahhhhhh.
Sorry Perez he's too cool for your bull.
Jonah is like the most down to earth genuine badass.
R U SURE THAT IS A WOMAN?
i can't decide whose uglier…jonah hill, that thing on the right or perez hilton
toss up
Maybe she reminds Cynthia Nixon of her father, or her brother,
or the dirty old molester down the street,
or her first lesbian baby sitter,
or the second or third lesbian babysitter.
.
.
.hahaha you parents will never hire babysitters again!!!!!!
Not at all…. where do you get that from?
holy crap they do not look alike.. && please dont diss jonah hill i love that guyy hess soo funny
aww that's mean… i love jonah
how about the hobbit and cynthia nixons gf
you're not very good at this perez. give it up! especially with rojo caliente! Thats MK's bitch!
OK obviously I'm offended…
but you look more like her than she does
HOLLA!
he he, and its the one on the right whos a hit wiht the ladies…well lady (cynthia nixon)
Whatever, that bitch is hot. And it's way hot Cynthia came out with her.
no no no
the first husband/boyfriend is the one to compare
very close
I love Jonah! Def. not a good match
Haha, so true!
ha ha thats cynthia nixons lezlo! she is a butch one isnt she.
I have been saying this since the first time I saw Cynthia Nixon's gf. While it may be insulting to Jonah it is true.
At first I thought the one to the right was Cynthia Nixon's galpal.
For being gay you are seriously homophobic. Loathe yourself much?
And yet again, she's still much better looking and more of a man than Perez (Mario) Hilton.
Jonah My Loooove! Muah
Methinks your a little obsessed with the Hobbitt Perezito. Why you got to hate on the lesbians when they're happy? Is it because you haven't had sex in this decade?
Perez, you should talk you look like a pink Jay Leno!
the hobbit makes me throw up in my mouth a little……..fugly fugly
hahahaha
Ooops I guess she is.
Usually you get them right,but they look nothing alike P XOXO
the hobbit is cynthia nixon's gf for those who dont know (#25)
That's mean. All women aren't supermodels!
they don't look a like Perez! your eyes are deciving you!
that is just plain old mean to the core…whatever happened to "don't judge a book by it's cover?"
AAAAHHHHHHH Perez your killing me! As soon as you posted the cynthia nixon pics I just KNEW you were gonna do this as a side-by-side. I like where your head is at my friend.
hahaha
Jonah Hill IS THE SHIT ur just jealous he isant gay and you cant fuck him!
Re: Beth – #36 Ok shit for brains….IT IS!!!!
they do not! i love jonah.
These boys are HOT! Wait, one of em is a girl!!!!
Re: GEGE – #35 shit-for-brains it is!!! (sorry #36)
Perez….Noooooooooooooooo…I LOVE Jonah…I don't want thoughts of Cynthia's GF popping up in my head when I think of Jonah!!! …………….Take it down pleaaaaaaase!
the hobbit could def. past as his dad.
C'mon everyone…. what's so wrong with her?? I think her name is Christine Marinoni, she's dating Cynthia Nixon apparantly, and in EVERY pic she smiling and looks totally happy. I'm begining to think the joke is on all of us. I say congratulations!
Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
He might be a bit funny looking, but he has BEAUTIFUL eyes! And he is High-Lariuos! xox love from NZ!
Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
For the record…I like her. She seems like a sweet, cool, down-to-Earth person.
no! Jonah is hot! Set me up a date with him anytime!
Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend and The Hobit!!!!! HELLO!!!!!
thats ROJO CALIENTE ! yummie
Beth - #36, every time I read a comment of yours, I think of what an interesting and thoughtful friend you'd make, a beacon here among some really ignorant people.
Thanks for being you!
Leave her alone Perez you fat stupid idiot. Jesus. What a loser.
It seems that you are consistently offensive in your depiction and attitudes towards gay women. Just a thought.
Umm yeah. Jonas is on the "Horse". Look at the size of his pupils.
Jonah kicks ass!!!!! Super bad and accepted crack me up all the time!!!!!
Re: Katast – I meant Jonah.
Wow!!! That may be the ugliest woman in the history of recorded civilization.
Perez, are you sure that eye surgery worked? I don't see a similarity at all.
perez i hope its just a coincidence and she just happens to be gay but I feel a some what common theme in your posts today and thats lesbian bashing……….please stop x
These two twats look ““`NOTHING alike!!!!
!
!
Holla bitches!!
Yikes! I've never thought Cynthia N was any prize, but I'd think she could do better than that.
Shame on you Perez. So she ain't the classic Hollyweird beauty. Granted, she's kind of bull, but she's always smiling, and looks like she might be a fun person to be around too. I'm so fucking sick of the cookie cutter Hollywood creatures, it's refreshing to see someone out there who may just be a real (read: non-manufactured) person
while i do not find cynthia's gf attractive, she obviously is very happy and you should stop hating on a healthy, happy lesbian relationship. The media and our society needs to be more accepting of same sex relationships and your little disses arent helping one bit. Of all people you should know better perezzy, tsk tsk! Careful with your postings perez, stop hating on the gays, especially since you're one yourself! So hippocritical.
And by the way, jonah is a comedic, creative genius– more of one than you'll ever be.
Jonah looks like the spawn of George Castanza and Denise Richards.
Ha ha ha ha ha…
YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN PEREZ. JONAH IS A STAND UP GUY. YOU FUCK FACE, JUST BC YOU WERE PICKED ON AS A KID DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO PICK ON PEOPLE.
cut it out Perez. this is low shit.
and do I sound insane for finding Jonah Hill to be attractive in a very hot dirty sex way?
Perez is a phony, inaccurate, unfounded, incorrect, misleading, decepetive smoke and mirrors snake-oil salesman. You can get news from real journalists, instead of some nobody blogger who molded the minds of mostly young Americans to fit this new entitlement generation of ungrateful, hateful teens. Run away! Go to a real news site. It’s easy. Give up your addiction to trash and girly gossip from the queen of all scamsters!
You know what, Mario, you're a jerk. She doesn't deserve that at all.
I feel the same way about the non-famous significant others of celebrities as I do about their children.
It's a lowblow, Perez…fuck off.
Hey Perez ease up on her .. What is your problem You are not so handsome you know.. not nice to pick on her, Christine is a very nice person.. Get over your self
Well, not a babe by any stretch, but you know, it's hard to find anyone in this world to be happy with…..beating this woman up over and over is hateful and hurtful….I'm not supporter of gay rights, but I do have respect for people's feelings and esteem. Lay off already.
hardly
search: crazyunicorns
Perez, as a fellow gay man you shouldn't make fun of someone in the community especially because of the way they look. You seem to do a lot of lesbian bashing and all it is is putting more hate and negative thoughts out there in the world. As someone who has the power to communicate to the masses you should be more responsible and respectful, it's hurtful, rude and irresponsible.
Re: Suzer – Cheers!
OMG! THEY COULD BE TWINS!!
God Perez, what a fucking hypocrite you are. There's nothing worse than a bitter queen.
Mwah ha ha ha! Perfect! Much better than the Rob Thomas one.
Those who live in glass houses (Perez!)….
should NOT throw stones!!
why mess with her? she is just a regular person who spends her time working for kids and education. what's to hate? there is no reason for her to be on this site.
i've always loved perez, but this is making me start to feel differently…
He's much prettier
Jonah is a cool funny FAT BASTARED! HELL YEAH!
well got DAMNIT dont read it you freakin ASS!
SHUT THE FUCK UP SMEGMA YOU ASS HOLE!
Left: Perez Hilton. Right: A big ugly bucket of blubber & poo & vomit & pubes.
leave that woman alone, you're sounding like a homophobic frat boy.
Dude — leave it alone. You encourage people to come out and when they do, you're cruel. Nixon and her lover are happy — leave 'em alone. I agree with those who call you the most homophobic gay around. You're especially tough on lesbians. Stop it.