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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth

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Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit.



192 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Natali says – reply to this
    1

    Aw Perez that's mean….. and an insult to Jonah.

  2. 2

    lol so hot pereze love you

  3. 3

    luv it xxx and you p xxx

  4. first says – reply to this
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    FISTRRRRRRRRRRRR

  5. Erin J says – reply to this
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    (:

  6. lala says – reply to this
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    i wanna sit on your face perez

  7. JON says – reply to this
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    OMG IS THAT CYNTHIA NIXONS LEZLOVER!! SHES NASTY…

  8. kelly2 says – reply to this
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    That's much closer….Jonah is so cool though.

  9. linfir says – reply to this
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    first, I love my fam

  10. an says – reply to this
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    i want the one on the right to fuck me with a double dong.

  11. sophie says – reply to this
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    ha!!! poor hobbit.

  12. CRITIC says – reply to this
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    Wrong. No, not this time. The last one was a lot better. The Hobbit…. fucking hysterical!

  13. Perez says – reply to this
    13

    eww, more fug peeps!

  14. Mo says – reply to this
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    Don't do him

  15. dee says – reply to this
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    he's pretty sexxy

  16. Cami says – reply to this
    16

    Hahahha s0oo0o true!! :]

  17. kurt says – reply to this
    17

    jonahhhhhh.

  18. Mo says – reply to this
    18

    Sorry Perez he's too cool for your bull.
    Jonah is like the most down to earth genuine badass.

  19. vic says – reply to this
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    R U SURE THAT IS A WOMAN?

  20. yousab says – reply to this
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    i can't decide whose uglier…jonah hill, that thing on the right or perez hilton

    toss up

  21. swarm says – reply to this
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    Maybe she reminds Cynthia Nixon of her father, or her brother,
    or the dirty old molester down the street,
    or her first lesbian baby sitter,
    or the second or third lesbian babysitter.
    .
    .
    .hahaha you parents will never hire babysitters again!!!!!!

  22. Trish says – reply to this
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    Not at all…. where do you get that from?

  23. omg says – reply to this
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    holy crap they do not look alike.. && please dont diss jonah hill i love that guyy hess soo funny :)

  24. chelse says – reply to this
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    aww that's mean… i love jonah

  25. amber says – reply to this
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    how about the hobbit and cynthia nixons gf

  26. frowni says – reply to this
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    you're not very good at this perez. give it up! especially with rojo caliente! Thats MK's bitch!

  27. Mo says – reply to this
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    OK obviously I'm offended…
    but you look more like her than she does
    HOLLA!

  28. elizab says – reply to this
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    he he, and its the one on the right whos a hit wiht the ladies…well lady (cynthia nixon)

  29. Allata says – reply to this
    29

    Whatever, that bitch is hot. And it's way hot Cynthia came out with her.

  30. rrrigh says – reply to this
    30

    no no no
    the first husband/boyfriend is the one to compare
    very close

  31. Louiz says – reply to this
    31

    I love Jonah! Def. not a good match

  32. Monica says – reply to this
    32

    Haha, so true!

  33. jenine says – reply to this
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    ha ha thats cynthia nixons lezlo! she is a butch one isnt she.

  34. christ says – reply to this
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    I have been saying this since the first time I saw Cynthia Nixon's gf. While it may be insulting to Jonah it is true.

  35. GEGE says – reply to this
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    At first I thought the one to the right was Cynthia Nixon's galpal.

  36. Beth says – reply to this
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    For being gay you are seriously homophobic. Loathe yourself much?

  37. First says – reply to this
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    And yet again, she's still much better looking and more of a man than Perez (Mario) Hilton.

  38. Vaness says – reply to this
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    Jonah My Loooove! Muah

  39. getlai says – reply to this
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    Methinks your a little obsessed with the Hobbitt Perezito. Why you got to hate on the lesbians when they're happy? Is it because you haven't had sex in this decade?

  40. Cindy says – reply to this
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    Perez, you should talk you look like a pink Jay Leno!

  41. e says – reply to this
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    the hobbit makes me throw up in my mouth a little……..fugly fugly

  42. vih says – reply to this
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    hahahaha

  43. GEGE says – reply to this
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    Ooops I guess she is.

  44. Philea says – reply to this
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    Usually you get them right,but they look nothing alike P XOXO

  45. e says – reply to this
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    the hobbit is cynthia nixon's gf for those who dont know (#25)

  46. PoGo says – reply to this
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    That's mean. All women aren't supermodels!

  47. 47

    they don't look a like Perez! your eyes are deciving you!

  48. julie says – reply to this
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    that is just plain old mean to the core…whatever happened to "don't judge a book by it's cover?"

  49. The Ka says – reply to this
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    AAAAHHHHHHH Perez your killing me! As soon as you posted the cynthia nixon pics I just KNEW you were gonna do this as a side-by-side. I like where your head is at my friend.

  50. vinha says – reply to this
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    hahaha

  51. fuck y says – reply to this
    51

    Jonah Hill IS THE SHIT ur just jealous he isant gay and you cant fuck him!

  52. Louise says – reply to this
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    Re: Beth – #36 Ok shit for brains….IT IS!!!!

  53. christ says – reply to this
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    they do not! i love jonah.

  54. Marsha says – reply to this
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    These boys are HOT! Wait, one of em is a girl!!!!

  55. 3rd pl says – reply to this
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    Re: GEGE – #35 shit-for-brains it is!!! (sorry #36)

  56. me says – reply to this
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    Perez….Noooooooooooooooo…I LOVE Jonah…I don't want thoughts of Cynthia's GF popping up in my head when I think of Jonah!!! …………….Take it down pleaaaaaaase!

  57. yui says – reply to this
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    the hobbit could def. past as his dad.

  58. Calgar says – reply to this
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    C'mon everyone…. what's so wrong with her?? I think her name is Christine Marinoni, she's dating Cynthia Nixon apparantly, and in EVERY pic she smiling and looks totally happy. I'm begining to think the joke is on all of us. I say congratulations!

  59. Jessi says – reply to this
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    Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?

  60. meeee says – reply to this
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    He might be a bit funny looking, but he has BEAUTIFUL eyes! And he is High-Lariuos! xox love from NZ!

  61. Jessi says – reply to this
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    Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
    For the record…I like her. She seems like a sweet, cool, down-to-Earth person.

  62. gi! says – reply to this
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    no! Jonah is hot! Set me up a date with him anytime!

  63. BETTER says – reply to this
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    Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend and The Hobit!!!!! HELLO!!!!!

  64. lariss says – reply to this
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    thats ROJO CALIENTE ! yummie

  65. Suzer says – reply to this
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    Beth - #36, every time I read a comment of yours, I think of what an interesting and thoughtful friend you'd make, a beacon here among some really ignorant people.

    Thanks for being you!

  66. joe fu says – reply to this
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    Leave her alone Perez you fat stupid idiot. Jesus. What a loser.

  67. argh says – reply to this
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    It seems that you are consistently offensive in your depiction and attitudes towards gay women. Just a thought.

  68. 68

    Well, we know who will play Perez in in the movie about Malario called "Gay and Gayer"

  69. Katast says – reply to this
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    Umm yeah. Jonas is on the "Horse". Look at the size of his pupils.

  70. roach says – reply to this
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    Jonah kicks ass!!!!! Super bad and accepted crack me up all the time!!!!!

  71. Katast says – reply to this
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    Re: Katast – I meant Jonah.

  72. freddy says – reply to this
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    Wow!!! That may be the ugliest woman in the history of recorded civilization.

  73. Lindsa says – reply to this
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    Perez, are you sure that eye surgery worked? I don't see a similarity at all.

  74. 74

    perez i hope its just a coincidence and she just happens to be gay but I feel a some what common theme in your posts today and thats lesbian bashing……….please stop x

  75. Bitch says – reply to this
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    These two twats look ““`NOTHING alike!!!!
    !
    !
    Holla bitches!!

  76. 76

    Yikes! I've never thought Cynthia N was any prize, but I'd think she could do better than that.

  77. SMEGMA says – reply to this
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    Shame on you Perez. So she ain't the classic Hollyweird beauty. Granted, she's kind of bull, but she's always smiling, and looks like she might be a fun person to be around too. I'm so fucking sick of the cookie cutter Hollywood creatures, it's refreshing to see someone out there who may just be a real (read: non-manufactured) person

  78. laur says – reply to this
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    while i do not find cynthia's gf attractive, she obviously is very happy and you should stop hating on a healthy, happy lesbian relationship. The media and our society needs to be more accepting of same sex relationships and your little disses arent helping one bit. Of all people you should know better perezzy, tsk tsk! Careful with your postings perez, stop hating on the gays, especially since you're one yourself! So hippocritical.

    And by the way, jonah is a comedic, creative genius– more of one than you'll ever be.

  79. meg says – reply to this
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    Jonah looks like the spawn of George Castanza and Denise Richards.

    Ha ha ha ha ha…

  80. Krysta says – reply to this
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    YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN PEREZ. JONAH IS A STAND UP GUY. YOU FUCK FACE, JUST BC YOU WERE PICKED ON AS A KID DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO PICK ON PEOPLE.

  81. jennyr says – reply to this
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    cut it out Perez. this is low shit.

    and do I sound insane for finding Jonah Hill to be attractive in a very hot dirty sex way?