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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth

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Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit.

191 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Natali says – reply to this


    1

    Aw Perez that's mean….. and an insult to Jonah.



  2. 2

    lol so hot pereze love you



  3. 3

    luv it xxx and you p xxx

  4. first says – reply to this


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    FISTRRRRRRRRRRRR

  5. Erin J says – reply to this


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    (:

  6. lala says – reply to this


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    i wanna sit on your face perez

  7. JON says – reply to this


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    OMG IS THAT CYNTHIA NIXONS LEZLOVER!! SHES NASTY…

  8. kelly2 says – reply to this


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    That's much closer….Jonah is so cool though.

  9. linfir says – reply to this


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    first, I love my fam

  10. an says – reply to this


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    i want the one on the right to fuck me with a double dong.

  11. sophie says – reply to this


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    ha!!! poor hobbit.

  12. CRITIC says – reply to this


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    Wrong. No, not this time. The last one was a lot better. The Hobbit…. fucking hysterical!

  13. Perez says – reply to this


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    eww, more fug peeps!

  14. Mo says – reply to this


    14

    Don't do him

  15. dee says – reply to this


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    he's pretty sexxy

  16. Cami says – reply to this


    16

    Hahahha s0oo0o true!! :]

  17. kurt says – reply to this


    17

    jonahhhhhh.

  18. Mo says – reply to this


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    Sorry Perez he's too cool for your bull.
    Jonah is like the most down to earth genuine badass.

  19. vic says – reply to this


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    R U SURE THAT IS A WOMAN?

  20. yousab says – reply to this


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    i can't decide whose uglier…jonah hill, that thing on the right or perez hilton

    toss up

  21. swarm says – reply to this


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    Maybe she reminds Cynthia Nixon of her father, or her brother,
    or the dirty old molester down the street,
    or her first lesbian baby sitter,
    or the second or third lesbian babysitter.
    .
    .
    .hahaha you parents will never hire babysitters again!!!!!!

  22. Trish says – reply to this


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    Not at all…. where do you get that from?

  23. omg says – reply to this


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    holy crap they do not look alike.. && please dont diss jonah hill i love that guyy hess soo funny :)

  24. chelse says – reply to this


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    aww that's mean… i love jonah

  25. amber says – reply to this


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    how about the hobbit and cynthia nixons gf

  26. frowni says – reply to this


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    you're not very good at this perez. give it up! especially with rojo caliente! Thats MK's bitch!

  27. Mo says – reply to this


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    OK obviously I'm offended…
    but you look more like her than she does
    HOLLA!

  28. elizab says – reply to this


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    he he, and its the one on the right whos a hit wiht the ladies…well lady (cynthia nixon)

  29. Allata says – reply to this


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    Whatever, that bitch is hot. And it's way hot Cynthia came out with her.

  30. rrrigh says – reply to this


    30

    no no no
    the first husband/boyfriend is the one to compare
    very close

  31. Louiz says – reply to this


    31

    I love Jonah! Def. not a good match

  32. Monica says – reply to this


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    Haha, so true!

  33. jenine says – reply to this


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    ha ha thats cynthia nixons lezlo! she is a butch one isnt she.

  34. christ says – reply to this


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    I have been saying this since the first time I saw Cynthia Nixon's gf. While it may be insulting to Jonah it is true.

  35. GEGE says – reply to this


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    At first I thought the one to the right was Cynthia Nixon's galpal.

  36. Beth says – reply to this


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    For being gay you are seriously homophobic. Loathe yourself much?

  37. First says – reply to this


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    And yet again, she's still much better looking and more of a man than Perez (Mario) Hilton.

  38. Vaness says – reply to this


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    Jonah My Loooove! Muah

  39. getlai says – reply to this


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    Methinks your a little obsessed with the Hobbitt Perezito. Why you got to hate on the lesbians when they're happy? Is it because you haven't had sex in this decade?

  40. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Perez, you should talk you look like a pink Jay Leno!

  41. e says – reply to this


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    the hobbit makes me throw up in my mouth a little……..fugly fugly

  42. vih says – reply to this


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    hahahaha

  43. GEGE says – reply to this


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    Ooops I guess she is.

  44. Philea says – reply to this


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    Usually you get them right,but they look nothing alike P XOXO

  45. e says – reply to this


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    the hobbit is cynthia nixon's gf for those who dont know (#25)

  46. PoGo says – reply to this


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    That's mean. All women aren't supermodels!



  47. 47

    they don't look a like Perez! your eyes are deciving you!

  48. julie says – reply to this


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    that is just plain old mean to the core…whatever happened to "don't judge a book by it's cover?"

  49. The Ka says – reply to this


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    AAAAHHHHHHH Perez your killing me! As soon as you posted the cynthia nixon pics I just KNEW you were gonna do this as a side-by-side. I like where your head is at my friend.

  50. vinha says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  51. fuck y says – reply to this


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    Jonah Hill IS THE SHIT ur just jealous he isant gay and you cant fuck him!

  52. Louise says – reply to this


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    Re: Beth – #36 Ok shit for brains….IT IS!!!!

  53. christ says – reply to this


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    they do not! i love jonah.

  54. Marsha says – reply to this


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    These boys are HOT! Wait, one of em is a girl!!!!

  55. 3rd pl says – reply to this


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    Re: GEGE – #35 shit-for-brains it is!!! (sorry #36)

  56. me says – reply to this


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    Perez….Noooooooooooooooo…I LOVE Jonah…I don't want thoughts of Cynthia's GF popping up in my head when I think of Jonah!!! …………….Take it down pleaaaaaaase!

  57. yui says – reply to this


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    the hobbit could def. past as his dad.

  58. Calgar says – reply to this


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    C'mon everyone…. what's so wrong with her?? I think her name is Christine Marinoni, she's dating Cynthia Nixon apparantly, and in EVERY pic she smiling and looks totally happy. I'm begining to think the joke is on all of us. I say congratulations!

  59. Jessi says – reply to this


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    Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?

  60. meeee says – reply to this


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    He might be a bit funny looking, but he has BEAUTIFUL eyes! And he is High-Lariuos! xox love from NZ!

  61. Jessi says – reply to this


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    Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
    For the record…I like her. She seems like a sweet, cool, down-to-Earth person.

  62. gi! says – reply to this


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    no! Jonah is hot! Set me up a date with him anytime!

  63. BETTER says – reply to this


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    Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend and The Hobit!!!!! HELLO!!!!!

  64. lariss says – reply to this


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    thats ROJO CALIENTE ! yummie

  65. Suzer says – reply to this


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    Beth - #36, every time I read a comment of yours, I think of what an interesting and thoughtful friend you'd make, a beacon here among some really ignorant people.

    Thanks for being you!

  66. joe fu says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone Perez you fat stupid idiot. Jesus. What a loser.

  67. argh says – reply to this


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    It seems that you are consistently offensive in your depiction and attitudes towards gay women. Just a thought.

  68. Katast says – reply to this


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    Umm yeah. Jonas is on the "Horse". Look at the size of his pupils.

  69. roach says – reply to this


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    Jonah kicks ass!!!!! Super bad and accepted crack me up all the time!!!!!

  70. Katast says – reply to this


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    Re: Katast – I meant Jonah.

  71. freddy says – reply to this


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    Wow!!! That may be the ugliest woman in the history of recorded civilization.

  72. Lindsa says – reply to this


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    Perez, are you sure that eye surgery worked? I don't see a similarity at all.



  73. 73

    perez i hope its just a coincidence and she just happens to be gay but I feel a some what common theme in your posts today and thats lesbian bashing……….please stop x

  74. Bitch says – reply to this


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    These two twats look ““`NOTHING alike!!!!
    !
    !
    Holla bitches!!



  75. 75

    Yikes! I've never thought Cynthia N was any prize, but I'd think she could do better than that.

  76. SMEGMA says – reply to this


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    Shame on you Perez. So she ain't the classic Hollyweird beauty. Granted, she's kind of bull, but she's always smiling, and looks like she might be a fun person to be around too. I'm so fucking sick of the cookie cutter Hollywood creatures, it's refreshing to see someone out there who may just be a real (read: non-manufactured) person

  77. laur says – reply to this


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    while i do not find cynthia's gf attractive, she obviously is very happy and you should stop hating on a healthy, happy lesbian relationship. The media and our society needs to be more accepting of same sex relationships and your little disses arent helping one bit. Of all people you should know better perezzy, tsk tsk! Careful with your postings perez, stop hating on the gays, especially since you're one yourself! So hippocritical.

    And by the way, jonah is a comedic, creative genius– more of one than you'll ever be.

  78. meg says – reply to this


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    Jonah looks like the spawn of George Castanza and Denise Richards.

    Ha ha ha ha ha…

  79. Krysta says – reply to this


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    YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN PEREZ. JONAH IS A STAND UP GUY. YOU FUCK FACE, JUST BC YOU WERE PICKED ON AS A KID DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO PICK ON PEOPLE.

  80. jennyr says – reply to this


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    cut it out Perez. this is low shit.

    and do I sound insane for finding Jonah Hill to be attractive in a very hot dirty sex way?

  81. abbieh says – reply to this


    81

    Perez is a phony, inaccurate, unfounded, incorrect, misleading, decepetive smoke and mirrors snake-oil salesman. You can get news from real journalists, instead of some nobody blogger who molded the minds of mostly young Americans to fit this new entitlement generation of ungrateful, hateful teens. Run away! Go to a real news site. It’s easy. Give up your addiction to trash and girly gossip from the queen of all scamsters!

  82. NeelyO says – reply to this


    82

    You know what, Mario, you're a jerk. She doesn't deserve that at all.



  83. 83

    I feel the same way about the non-famous significant others of celebrities as I do about their children.

    It's a lowblow, Perez…fuck off.

  84. Endean says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez ease up on her .. What is your problem You are not so handsome you know.. not nice to pick on her, Christine is a very nice person.. Get over your self



  85. 85

    Well, not a babe by any stretch, but you know, it's hard to find anyone in this world to be happy with…..beating this woman up over and over is hateful and hurtful….I'm not supporter of gay rights, but I do have respect for people's feelings and esteem. Lay off already.

  86. crazy says – reply to this


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    hardly

    search: crazyunicorns

  87. LT says – reply to this


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    Perez, as a fellow gay man you shouldn't make fun of someone in the community especially because of the way they look. You seem to do a lot of lesbian bashing and all it is is putting more hate and negative thoughts out there in the world. As someone who has the power to communicate to the masses you should be more responsible and respectful, it's hurtful, rude and irresponsible.

  88. Beth says – reply to this


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    Re: Suzer – Cheers! :)

  89. Denise says – reply to this


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    OMG! THEY COULD BE TWINS!!

  90. Hyde says – reply to this


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    God Perez, what a fucking hypocrite you are. There's nothing worse than a bitter queen.

  91. Oh No says – reply to this


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    Mwah ha ha ha! Perfect! Much better than the Rob Thomas one.

  92. JB says – reply to this


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    Those who live in glass houses (Perez!)….
    should NOT throw stones!!

  93. laila says – reply to this


    93

    why mess with her? she is just a regular person who spends her time working for kids and education. what's to hate? there is no reason for her to be on this site.

    i've always loved perez, but this is making me start to feel differently…

  94. Cindy says – reply to this


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    He's much prettier

  95. chriss says – reply to this


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    Jonah is a cool funny FAT BASTARED! HELL YEAH!

  96. chriss says – reply to this


    96

    well got DAMNIT dont read it you freakin ASS!

  97. chriss says – reply to this


    97

    SHUT THE FUCK UP SMEGMA YOU ASS HOLE!

  98. kellyg says – reply to this


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    Left: Perez Hilton. Right: A big ugly bucket of blubber & poo & vomit & pubes.

  99. didist says – reply to this


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    leave that woman alone, you're sounding like a homophobic frat boy.

  100. Pereze says – reply to this


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    Dude — leave it alone. You encourage people to come out and when they do, you're cruel. Nixon and her lover are happy — leave 'em alone. I agree with those who call you the most homophobic gay around. You're especially tough on lesbians. Stop it.

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